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Show When She Stands Up Straight, I Hardly Recognize Her I Judging by the postures that My is daughterwho teen-ag- e, . Seems to prefer, I think we might Call it, instead, the lean-agDick Emmons e. - M ' v. w Quips and Quotes The young man knocked on the door greeted by a small pollster, "I'd like to the house." You've reached, middle age when a doctor tells you to slow down instead of a traffic cop. Gladys Burr The new secretary was taken around the office and introduced,- then her boss showed her to her desk and said: "Now make up a list of the things you'll need, ancLarfil get them from the supply room.lr J A few minutes later, the yung lady handed him her list: "1 bottle nail polish (frosted med. red); 1 tube hand cream (light scent) ; 1 box facial tissue; 1 small can hair spray; 1 bottle cologne ("Spring Sun") ; 1 box emery boards." Lucille J. Goodyear If you do, and it's forevercan you afford not-t- 'frominsideStick-armndrMister!- get the facts? I. ttflIMiG) conducting a survey of one house and was boy. "Son," said the speak to the head of the 1- boy said. "They're deciding who it is right now" G. F. Kernan The Sunday School had just finished its lessons on the Old Testament, and the teacher passed out crayons and paper to the youngsters. "Now I want you to draw a scene from the story you remember best," she said. Later, when checking the sketches, she came across a crudely drawn automobile,-chauffeure- d by a bearded man. In the back seat was a jaunty young couple. "What story is this ?" the bewildered teacher asked the young artist.' ' "That's God driving Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden," the youngster reJames Shurluck plied. Stern Resolution Oh waily, waily! The bathroom scales Certainly you can't avoid dying. Christians don't say you can. But they do say Christ offers a way in through death. To what? If you reject Him, do you actually face an unending, wretched future . . . a hell? " Incite me daily To anguished wails. pounds Are solismaying I need no urgin' I'll give up weighing! When you hear disc jockeys playing the "top 40 tunes," have you ever wondered how the bottom hO sound? John Shotwell Georgie Starbuck Galbraith - -: o Just then angry voices could be heard -- pr 4 Where do you go from here? Is death the end? Is it the gateway to a life beyond? Maybe you do go to a heaven or hell! .1 0 . Surely you must explore II II Hi! . fr 1 the evidence. Is there an eternity? A heaven? A hell? I o k There is evidence! Christian assurance is not (i tv rr (J founded on a guess. Find out for yourself! It will help take the fear out of death, and give more meaning to your life on earth. Investigate now, "byTsending for this free, : easy-to-readl)ook- let HOW TO DIE AND LIVE! WHY NOT FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF? MAIL THE COUPON BELOW TODA Yl r I , raron l!w .. 'He'll be back to his old self in no time. !i 1 'Vj LUTHERAN LAYMEN'S LEAGUE, Dopt 1A 2185 Hampton Avonuo, St. Louis, Missouri 1 Please send in a plain envelope, without cost or e booklet, obligation a copy of the HOW TO DIE AND LIVE! 40-pag- 1 U ADDRESS f!ITY .ZIP. STATE. Family Weekly, September 20,1964 7 ... 63139 HEAR THE LUTHERAN HOUR ON RADIO EVERY SUNDAY, |