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Show Quips and Quotes A compounded with undecylenic cad, I 9 standard I ' i M J Ttetfmwt On Making a Spectrum of Myself In painting furniture, my complaint Is stated easily: I wish paint stuck to the stuff I paint The Way it sticks to me. ' With green on my nose and blue in my hair And random daubs of cerise, I look like a picture one, I swear, By Picasso or Matisse! Georgie Starbuck Galbraith Perched high on a ladder, a workman was cleaning the clock atop the city hall when he heard a voice calling from far below. "What's the matter up there?" a shouted. "Is something wrong passer-b- y with the clock?" "No," the workman shouted back. "It's just that I'm a little nearsighted." Visible Anguish Our picture window's mammoth, But, darling, I maintain That when I have to wash it, It's an even bigger pain ! Hal Chadwick. Burned MEDICAL SCIENTISTS REPORT: Parents are people who always think their children would behave if they didn't G. Kernan Probably nowhere is the control of athlete's foot more important than in the Army, Navy and Air Force, with millions in service. Thanks to a remarkable preparation, it no longer is the problem it once was. The treatment (undecylen-i- got together for a big museum looting of their own, but after hearing the elaborate plans one of the gang declined. ," said the "It's foolproof and ringleader. "Why won't you go along?" "I'd be terrible on a job like this," the crook replied. "You know I always take a bad picture." Emit Berger big-time- A road I I used by the U.S. Armed Forces! week- end. Palat V. D. I 1 ' 7- - JtStejS New Way Without Surgery AMERICAN CANCERn By Bram ulns nun. t Mi J . GUI 0Y . 1 . 2 . Y63, , . kU .) all-da- Now Many Wear FALSE TEETtHI With More Comfort a pleasant alkaline powder, holds false teeth more firmly. To eat and talk In more ' H comfort, just sprinkle A little on your plates. No gummy, gooey, pasty taste or feeling. Checks FAS-TEET- i4 .: "plate odor" (denture breath). Get at any. drug counter. FASTEETH ., Family Weekly, July . 1962 available-i- n is-rto- ce suppository or ointment form under the name Preparation H. Ask for it at all drug counters. When tho Misery of l -- rt, let-Mi- nt ) astonishing ability to shrink hemorrhoids and to relieve pain without surgery. In case after, case, while genKg' relieving pain, actual reduction (shrinkage) took place. Most amazing of all results were so thorough that sufferers made astonishing statements like "Piles have ceased to be a problem!" The secret is a new healing substance discovery of a world-famoresearch institute. DRIVE SAFELY Ics-Mi- FASTEETH. 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Clinical results were de- c SOCIETY " What Desenex does Desenex seeks out, attacks and kills not only common athlete's foot fungi, but also checks bacteria ' that often acid) is so simple and dependable, it is now a standard Athlete's Foot Treatment I An international gang of thieves, impressed by the success of recent art thefts, I "amazing, results "dramatic Improvement' I F. that be regarded as straight income or John JShotweU capital gains?" K wm of-m-en play with the kids next door, Her nurse was reading the young daughter of a millionaire industrialist to sleep one night. She had picked "Cinderella" as the story, and the child listened attentively until the nurse came to the part where the pumpkin was turned into a golden coach. "Tell me," said the little rich girl, "would used6y the B m m i C l Slows You Down . . . Pills will helpyour DeWitt's system 1? - At I M iiusn out acta impurities uiaioiien cause backache, loss of energy, get. tine up nights. 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