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Show In Case of Emergency f The watch I have is waterproof; Which means it cannot rust. It's also sealed in such a way That it will keep out dust. It winds its spring all by itself 1 And, naturally, it's shockproof. only hope they haven't gone And also made it hock-proFrancis O. Walsh of. Theman on the other end of the theatrical agent's telephone said he had a terrific act which he wanted to sell. 'What's the act?" the agent asked. , ' swords!" "I swallow yard-lon- g "But there's nothing sensational about that" the agent replied. "Wait! Listen!'.' the voice cried. "I'm only 33 inches tall!" Quote ' INCOME 7 enJAP 6yf Tax "'TV V to A lot of young men who think they have a good line wake up find that the hook is on the wrong end. lit D.O.Flynn A farmer, victim, of an automobile accident, was suing for the damages. The defendant's lawyer pounded at one point "At time of the accident," he shouted at the farmer, "you. denied you were injured. Now you say that you were. Why I Why.'"" 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The Vnr pramnle I noted recently a lawn walker appears just as the frost begins to melt in the ground, lawn-walke- red-capp- ed motion leaHng IawnsTn combined with brisk heel action, and leaving indentations at every stride, he's a cheerful and tireless worker. His chief nourishment, as far as I can observe, is bubble gum. er W was fallowed several davs later bv a feet in height. The you may about hnut lasKinff at crocus and daffodil He X buds, keeping at it methodically until all plants are seems to nest in a house down the block. cyclist, a relative of Thesame day, I discovered a gray-coatthe lawn-walk- er except that he uses a tricycle to spiral about the ground. He was observed . . I see out my But wait! Isn't that a window? Yes, it is a female who looks familiar. For the past four or five Springs, just when the sap is beginning to run, she has of occupied herself carving initials and various designs in the bark our tree. This is a specimen I would like to catch. 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