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Show E P Couple Cannot Agree On Where to Reside ratings and ill spilling oil ail over the nesses still have enough humor to lot." Comics Lampoon Show pick their biggest gags of 1955. To some viewers the year's best Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin m-TV memories involve such stories are proudest of their saetcn as Eddie Fisher's romance, the "The SM.uw wuesuon. cline of Davy Crockett, the Inva- Then there was Bob Hope's hilarision of major movie studios into ous satire on "This Is Your Life" cast of dogs, inTV or the Martin and Lewis feud. with an all-stBut to others, who spend hours cluding Lassie. Groucho Marx kept his NBC-Twith their eyes glued to a screen and a thawed TV dinner program, "You Bet Your Lite," at clutched in their hands, the best the top with many an apparently d but actually memories were the biggest laughs Thursday, Dec. 29 I asked some of the too TV joke. IN PROVO with The African Lion. comedians to dust off their gags Johnny ofCarson is happiest Academy bit "Autumn ihis muai Paramount-Arti- sts and Models. ."' - JU,"U8'" 7cre Leaves" on the piano while loaves with Dean Martin and Jerry.""""1- Tover him until he was fluttered . . Lewis. , "V j. completely submerged. Heidi and Peter, and Uinta . Ko tn. Red Skelton for his best gag of m num. lit uiu tonic tug Thunderhoofs. 1955 one from a show Kit. a DoDsied picked drawn by six IN LEHI in h clr i AC i.'h i T7A1 nut nJt m mstui York the dav Seven Cities of Gold. th.at Royal with 0001 running in ruin Brooklyn Dodsers beat the New with Richard Egan. ic in front it Durante staredYork Yankees and won the World IN AMERICAN FORK t th. hnhnled and "T Serie. Cracked Red: "Brooklyn with Cameo Sterling Shotgun, i,noW thev d bo too far with that had to win. Thev were blessed. Thev had Podres pitching for Hayden, and Lord of the Jungle. Icinerama!" Good Morning, Miss Coral d year-enthem." Georae Gobel's best Dove, with Jennifer Jones. memory was the following gem . IN PLEASANT GROVE from one of his monologues: "Will COLD GREETING The Wizard of Oz, with the person in our audience driving Grove MEMPHIS. Tenn. (UP) Neal ja maroon convertible with Texas Kaye has discovered why his Judy Garland. license plates, cowhide upholstery house gets cold when friends drop IN OREM Good Morning. Miss and steers' horns on the radiator in. Kaye rang his own doorbell Scera Dove, with Jennifer Jones. please go out and move your car. and the furnace shut off. He rang Some IN SPANISH FORK staggered it again and the furnace came to milk it." back on. Faulty wiring was causand he's Kirk with Doug- by Arch Ulysses, trying add- ing the doorbell to act as a ther- Gobel After suitable las. laughter ed, "But it's not so funny. He's mostat IN PAYSON Huish Trial, with Glenn Ford. IN HEBER Rebel Without a Cause, Avon with James Dean. CELEBRATE NEW YEAR'S EVE By ALINE MOSBY United Press Hollywood Writer HOLLYWOOD (UP)- - Television is billed as a killing business, but the comedians who survived a several months, then she asked us up for a visit. The two weeks I stayed with her were the most boring of my life. When I returned home, my husband refused to come, so my small daughter and I made the trip alone. My husband stayed with his and came to Florida, where we mother three months, during were living. She stayed with us which time we were almost di for awhile and during that time vorced. However, through the insimply wouldn't be pried loose tervention of friends, I returned from my husband's side. She cor- to Michigan and we made up. nered him in private converas-tio- n He insists that we remain here; every minute she could, very I want to go back to Florida. My obviously crowding me out. lungs are weak and the climate Of course I didn't like it, and down there is much better for me. glad when she went homeM husband can work in either wasyery to Michigan. We didn t see her for i It isn't as if he would be leav ing his mother alone; she has a daughter living quite close to her. iMy husband likes Florida, and had a nice job there. Don't you w, cjfeEBfitfMssagte- - kmW ssss " ..1 Jj (UP) Russia admit- ted today that foreign criticism of bad housing, poor town planning and wasted manpower in the So viet Union was correct. It said it would "take note" of such critic is ntf. Vilis Lacis, chairman of the Council of Nationalities, told the MOSCOW w s, is 28. Weary ANSWER: Looks to me as On His Memorrs though you were Mr. Lastchance NEW YORK (UP) Newsweek for the young lady. Of course, she rWagazine said today Gen. George practically robbed the cradle to C. Marshall has "found a way to get you, but apparently she was tell his story without embarrassing that desperate. anyone living and without profiting You're stuck, my boy, unless you can make her realize that cooperapersonally," and will begin work on his memoirs within the next tion, like the tango, takes two, and few months. marriage cannot exist happily However, the magazine said without cooperation. "publicatioirmay be years away." The general has stipulated, the DEAR MISS DIX: All the boys magazine said, that controversial in our crowd have to work Friday material may be made public and Saturday nights. Naturally, "only with my written consent or subsequent to my death." Even after his death, it said, the George C. Marshall Research Foundation's Board of Directors may withhold portions which affect persons still kving. Marshall, who will celebrate his 75th birthday Dec. 31, has provided that any payment for publication will remain with the foundation. He is sai dto have turned that puts a damper on movies, parties, etc. Must we quit having dates and parties entirely? D. L. ANSWER: Looks as if the more exciting aspects of dating are out, at least for the time being. The nearest substitute I can offer is to make a practice of entertaining at Sunday night supper,. or revive the custom of afternoon down offers of up to one million tea. It may not sound exciting, but it's about time folks dollars for his memoirs. the arts of conversation, music, walking, and perhaps even revive the custom of attending church services Sunday evening as a group. Stop bemoaning what cannot be helped, and figure out how to make the best of the time ng 6e-poon- ar 21-in- V ch ad-libb- well-plsnne- ed playing rr wi, -- tWt 11 -- 'VHIIII iff JSLm B "' 'sassm BB think we sohuld go back? Doris Q. You to have seem ANSWER: a stalemate reached Michigan and his mother or Florida and yours. The deciding factors might be your health and the fact that while you hate your husband's home state, he likes yours. Since these carry no weight at the moment, and nothing will budge him. you either have to give in or leave him. The latter would be a sorry move, so why not make a sincere IKE AT KEY WEST Pres. Elsenhower explains the workings of a submarine to his brother Milton effort to adjust yourself mtsead of at his vacation spot in Key West, Fla. (UP Telephoto). setting up a fence of rebellion? Be Generous third day's meeting of the Supreme Soviet' (Parliament) that the criticism came from visiting foreign delegations last summer. He said the delegations particunderstandable that ularly noted the waste of man- It's perfectly mother-in-latown in your turned to her planpower, inadequacy son consolation for in her bad and only housing. ning Lacis reported to the council on grief, which was accentuated by the exchange of delegations be- the manner of her husband's tween the Supreme Soviet and par- death. Surely you could learn to liaments of foreign nations. Last be more generous in sharnig your the Supreme Soviet man. An effort to make a sin February a declaration calling for cerely happy marriage necessi adopted an exchange of parliamentary del- tates taking new people into your life and Into your heart. I don't egations. The meeting of the Nationalities think you've really made such an Council is expected to end tomor effort. row when the fourth item on the Since your home is apart from Supreme Soviet's agenda, a re- your mother-in-law'you have port on the Asian tour of Premier the bliss of of the most privacy Nikolai Bulganin and party secre time. tary Nikita Khrushchev, is to be Probably when his mother is discussed. better the adjusted, your husband will At an earlier session today Florida as a permanent reconsider Nationalities Council unanimously Until abode. then, learn to make for approvjed the "peace budget" 1956 submitted Monday. At another the best of things. meeting, a deputy said that Rus sia's former breach of relations DEAR MISS mx: since our with Yugoslavia was "advantage- marriage four months ago my wife has changed completely. From a ous only to our enemies." cheerful, responsive girl, she has become a quarrelsome, cold wife. Marshall to Begin I do everything I can for her. I am only 20 years old, while she Work Next Month see-sawi- i , Warranted year of What's Playing At the Movies w Russia Says C riticism 13 M TV Comedians Review Best Gags of the Year By MURIEL NISSEN DEAR MISS DIX: My husband is a Michigan boy, the younger of two children. I am from Florida. committed suiMy father-in-latwo cide years ago; why, no one mother-in-laof knows. My was completely distraught course, i THURSDAY, DEC. 9, Utah County. Utah DAILY HERALD DOROTHY DIX j - AT ITS BEST! WHOLESALE PRICES DAILY Taxpayers To Get More Help In Filing Forms (UP) Internal Revenue agents will fill out income tax forms for puzzled taxpayers WASHINGTON next year after alL Also, taxpayers will get all the government help they need in figuring out for themselves how much they owe the government. T. Coleman Andrews, former Internal Revenue commissioner, had issued an order cutting down federal assistance in making out tax blanks. His successor, Russell C. Harrington, reversed it Tuesday. Andrews' order permitted tax agents to fill out forms only for taxpayers who are illiterate, physically disabled or unable to speak English. The order also reduced the number of days a week agents might help taxpayers fill out forms. The new regulations were issued to improve efficiency. Harrington ordered Internal Rev- - enue agents to fill out forms for anyone who requests them to do it. He also ordered regional tax offices to designate up to five days a week as "special taxpayer assistance days" during the last two Weeks of January, the first two of February and the first two of April. Two "assistance days" a week will be set aside during the ance even on f days." He said be approved of "self-helmethods" designed to encourage taxpayers to fill out their own returns, with agents answering any questions they have. But, he said, if the plans to in crease efficiency turn out to be we must provide "all first half of January. necessary assistance even if this However, the tax chief said, that means failure to achieve the sav he wanted to "make it clear that ings in employe time that we are any taxpayer will be given assist- - hoping for." p VapdtoOtttit MARTIN - LEWIS Positively Ends SATURDAY Open Daily 1:15 P.M. a. v .Jlfc . 'til 65c Kids 15c Then 90c 5 DEAN TOWEL FUND TERRE HAUTE, Ind. (UP) The local YMCA is going to have some new towels to replace some taken 29 yars ago. Money for the towels came in a - letter from South Carolina which read: Dear Sir: Inclosed you will find $5 to pay for towels I took from the JERRY GORGEOUS GIRLS! A GLORIOUS Musical Treat! HITS! I LEYHi 1:151 --"n HURRY ! HURRY ! ENDS TOMORROW ! Dennison can Red 40-o- 39c z. Potatoes TlirkoyS lbs. 100 Ready Whole or Half Lb Hams Beef Sides Lh. 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KUTV-T- V Channel 8 Film Highlights Kitchen Korner 1:30 1:45 2:00 3:00 8:30 4:00 5:00 Rod O'Connor Show Life With Elizabeth Cactus Jim's Cartoons Cactus Jim's Western Mickey Mouse Club (The radio and TV programs listed belew are submitted by responsible for their accuracy. In ease of seeming ftauieewacies tion eaO the respective radio and JV stations). most exciting True Ufa Adventure feature - News Caravan Radio Programs Thursday, Dec. J I ! PROGRAMS STATION Frankie Lalne Climax All Star Playhouse Four Star Playhouse Two On The Aisle Johnny Carson Soldier of Fortune FRIDAY, DEC. U Stories of the Century KSL-TChannel f Science Miction Theater 10:00 Appointment with Adventure 7:45 Cartoon Capers 10:30 Dateline, Europe 8:00 Garry Moore Show 11:00 The Late Show 9:30 Strike It Rich 10:00 Valiant Lady KTVT-TChannel 4 10:15 Love of Life 10:30 Search for Tomorrow 6:00 Long John Silver 10:45 Guiding Light 6:30 The People's Choice 11:00 Just for You 7:00 Dragnet 11 30 Love Story 7:30 Theater 12:00 Robert Q Lewis 8:00 Video Theater 12:30 Art Linkletter's Houseparty 9:00 First Night Theater 1:00 Big Payoff in 10:30 Today Pictures 1:30 Bob Crosby Show 10:45 Weather Station 2:00 The Brighter Day 10:50 Sports Finai 2:15 The Secret Storm 11:00 The Evening Show 2:30 On Your Account 2 KUTV-TChannel 3:00 Hollywood P revue 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 The Fan DINE AND DANCE NIGHTLY PHOTO. UTAH Flamingo Theater 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 22 AD SOUTH STATE CURRENT TELEVISION THURSDAY ! The New Allentown Restaurant V HILARIOUS shower room the summer of 1926. "The Lord has saved me and I want to be ready to meet Him when He comes." Open DaUy This Week at Chili non-designat- ed HELD OVER ! ie happy-go-Charl- 29 who fSS further inform re-learn- ed 1400 :00 you have. NOW Write DOROTHY DIX for free leaflet "The Shy Beau." In rail cases, be sure to enclose a envelope stamped, and send request to her, care of this newspaper.. at Our BIG NEW YEAR'S EVE self-address- AND ed 9 D 35c CHILDREN TILL 5 p m 65c AFTER 8 D.m. 90c m LAST SHOW 9:40 . MIDNIGHT PREVIEW Next Saturday! Doors Open 11:30 p. m. H i m mamm FRUSTRATED GUNMAN FORCED TO FLEE DETROIT (UP) A gunman attempted to hold up cab driver Enos Johnson but didn't get very far, Johnson said Tuesday. The would be holdup man growled "Look what I got here," and began to pull a pistol from his pocket. But the gun fell apart in the thug's hand, spilling bullets in the street. The frustrated gunman fled. THE SWISS MP! 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