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Show - r- -- - 1 - isj..-- err PBOVO fll T A II) SUNDAYS E R A L Dt S U N D AT, MA B C H X J 9 1 9. The HerMo : . IHE OBSERVER! OUT - Every aftaraM, except today, g a but cant QKtH-H-- MoWw? R lit im-VJL ot tahed hopea down -- With term By carrier la Utah county, 45 oenta the, month; 45.00 the year In advance; by mail, in the county, outiide Utah county, 15 00. Gunnar Rasmuson, editor and manager; R. W. GoodeH. manage ing editor; J. A, Owens, a4vertlslng manager. TSTt cow; thia 0; he THE TEUTH QUICK Neither thia newspaperjagr aayOlatockholfleraJitt.nfTlrla1a -- I how and what things might have tsu any cohhaction whatever, airecuy or inairecuy, wim any been? political party, public utility, rear estate promotion or other For cant you see they never devoted of newspapera private business except the publication ? men . be for 'jan eolely to dialnUreated public aervice. and that' iretty tough all the ;, agai ftcw give true - lie i ocean-goin- g r were without water for two hours this -- "Ohisnt this weather just dreadful "Actually, we LgliimtwrusTis jb Iwisy, men want ' little cot tages with vine around- - the : door ami eh, how the" clinging vines sneti in tne fan ana clutter up the mornlntr sild." "Just fancy, the milk actually was frozen when we brought it . ocean-goin- g - but--o- n vine-cover- dm th i- ; rui s l morningj" "This la one swell climate, this is; I wore out two batteries in a week starting this bus of mine." "Say, is this the manager of the carriers? Now listen, yur boy has been late half an hour twice this week rand once I found the paper off the porch in the snow. What's that you say? Maybe the wind blew it off? Well, then let him put,it in the frontdoor; I'm paying for service, and I'm going to get it" Nize baby. 'Bkcause M was" tired and a bit frigfitened of the. "ma- walk chine age" in which he lived, Wallace Rogers killed hirriseff all other hand and the men whothelive in inJew York., "He. was 18, and ajBtudent of economics ' cottages-yea- rn for a life on the sociology, ocean wave d was he himself "because killed he friends His say Ji jl of the futility ot living ip a mechanistic era." It's a peculiarity of man that's it Is they always want to be Toor lad A little knowledge proved- - dangerous thing In what doing something they're not How world? of 18 know the can of a his case. What boy we want to be swinging over the. salt seas n can he judge it, or say whether livjngjn it is worth while? eHSaWlmachinesaa the masters oi numanuy, insieaa oi wipi the wind singing in tthe rig ging ana the old ship carrying g humanity as the masters of machines. To his mind, the bone In her teeth the its operative, rah the man, the lathe turned old sail "jjLU'jjt n?i'lffs all -- ins ge Ch of &G1 rec -- con-vince- . r thru a trail that -- Una r ' Machines: Masters or Servants? tboum, tmAtSSorSmtl f: tvo. sew w uw usua uui nja xrw lh,. has to be broken almost very day. a iJ. all Meet this fellow on the trail with a sack of mill run on his back- - : tur he will peer sideways at you: "Nice day, mister.1' 'A am lie, no complaint-fo' ' HtusJ him. ao far as I can discover, the weather doea not exist put Paddy Johnson, he Is 78, milks nine bony cows in an open shed iag every cold dawn and colder d'uskr the raw milk twice week he mt4s down behind an old nag; I doubt if bis open shack has developed much ' above a f resting temperature in a month; yet you meet Johnson, b&l. ' dat ancing his milk cans, guiding the hammer-heade- d plug, slipping' and I. j aiming aown tne icy uaii Desiae nis siea, you meet imi mn me; gtrne uay, uiisrer. doc I go to town and Vsten to the fellows who have furnace heat stfuun. een enclosed automobiles; I listen to women headed offices, exhaust-heate- d who have' hot and cold running water, automatic gas furnaces, who can ' live their winter lives within the house and. let the grocery bey and the tT ma milkman .ao the rougn stun, ana wnat'sort ox conversation do I bear car iHl ta' turn ciui Jaflt, 65 lane In a little south kida-play- mixsnxT packing that hia wide shoulders are curved forward, alraoat the i ipum un Jiamp iut 'without A" " rain PS loaa en nuj oac pe nenosso tar lorwaramax you .woiiiq mmB Bt mu.- ern town Where eoogbirda aing and church belle ring and vines curl 'roundvthe door With my little wife ao full of tta-tfloor life and Subscription mi ton a sun and.rherr pome, day settling unit Honeymoon y 4. - OU Man Tee. he is 'round I've learned the - Sq .. awning aee how he'a going, to make it and so he alnga U79l Provo, Utah, under act of March GUman, NteoU Ruthman, National Advertising Representatives FrancUoa fieey 607 Montgomery street; Chicago trfftoa, 410 North Michigan Ave,; New York office, IB W. 44th 8tret; Boston off tea, Tremont Detroit, - Midi, office, Room " jr,-- ..! ini.. mtr-- -' $4-6- l areeyntnfatpoet heart ffr who is second-clas- it (Hill Eillya views, la hia dally stories, are his Mrs. Thev l neeeaaarUy. coincide with those of this ewspaper-EDlTOIBy Way for a sailor t we have with na a BudAy Xoralnf. fVblUhed by the Herald Corporation. "K. prut dent H ths HeiaVl fcuMUig. t0 Bouth first Wet StrseV Provo, s matter at ths postooics la Utah. Entered aa a 4 OUR WAY By Jim Marshall Newspaper 'AScripps-Canfiel- d CI! eu foi 1 -f-our-master autx-mob- ile ors laugh in. n fiTHlishi ff?ri pi malic hammer crushed4he manwha worked wittrifc 1 -- Tlminrtrle" Vlewpoint"5f way and say to Ancliiied youThTmpaUCTtncT "Tou poor dub- - I wish t had is 3pterealize that this an imperfect nice comfortable office and world, peopled by imperfect human beings. We invent ma- nothing to do but pound a. type chines and sometimes let them control us. But, by and large, writer once in a while." Sjt $ machines give ts more than they take. You taRe S. E; L. now-h- e wants There is no "futility" about living "in a mechanistic era" that southern cottage a wife if you will 4et ryi yoiir instead xiLtrying- - to-veWrirabieEilongbirds bells RTEverylSew machine nieans a chance for mankind to: do church and never stops to think of the world more is what the and needs, thinking jnore thinking day the roof would .come off the thaii anythingl3ea.the8edaya cottage In one of those Florida . -- 4 mv' - JhePiJllsthe ba- - or IhatJtheonJinuaJ uras ana the clatter jlngjlngjjf of church bells can get highly monotonous Eastern newspaper have'been carrying recently pictures especially when mingled with the of a person named Joe Saltis. Mr. Saltis is some sort of a anthems sung by the large man' Vbeer king" or some other kirid of Chicago royalty, and the eating mosquitoes the sunny southland pictures show him emerging from jail. to do That's interesting enough: They really go jail And ail us townies who long fot a life on the ocean wave never tometimes. to think of the hardship But the most interesting thing is the fact that Mr. Saltis' stop and the torture of bucketing hand is elasped sincerely by that of the prison superintendent, through the seas for weeks on end who wears a we think it's all fair sailing expression. Perha&s we're unduly squeamish, but it seems to us the with, sunshine every day -- and onlv just enough wind to belly the sails right sort of public official would consider it rather bad ta3te we although in our hearts rec-orMr. of with a Saltis' in a hobnob to person frientfty way know better Or maybe thaf's the sort of public official Chicago wants. AND. LISTEN: One of the se13 alcrets of keeping happy ALGV AWFUL ways to dream of something you does awful an says he haven't got and to plan to get ! lot"Algy SCIENCE of brain work." but " I believe It. To make what little never get it. A few months ago, the first he has work must be awful." es"lightning observatory" to be set MUTUAL HELP HEIRESS TIES UP tablished in this country was I am a musician. I give recit- "Who wrote up this story ot the up in the mountains of Tennessee on the pipe organ." scene of the most violent and wedding of the American heiress, als ' "That so! I wish you could meet to the foreign nobleman?" frequent lightning storms in the The society reporter was ill, so my son. He plays the mouth organ United States. By use of a device rep- we had to send the ship reporter." In vaudcvilln. You of ganists "ought known as an oscillograph, '1 thought so. He's headed It! to be ab.le to help each other." resentations of a lightning stroke, uetroit News which may last for but a fraction "Tiea up to ner reer. of V second, - enables scientists to iots--" aUoHtrthe secrets of the heavens! electrical play. Microphones to locate the flash, J --- of "Sorry-you-have-to-g- o" d. it-- J i - . EQOAUfof :V- - - " ,mmmmm . ATT AMC" PROVQ- - l jjrgjg zephyrs or the night both the lies would get croup e to northern Alaska to build his ntt and raise a family, a litUe jaunt of nearly 8000 miles. ; The princes of India must own dollars w ThtS Gaek- earth's precious rocks. war." 6- - King, oFBarocLa bad a car-p-- .. nf pearis. .eight feet by six feet In the mitl-ilof it Is a flower design made up of i800 rubids, and diamonds. The ances tors or predecessors of theae' little I kings havi" been collecting gems for 30 centuries, and more, and it is sai'd that no white person has ever seen a hundredth part of the billions-vO- - T" Xftrtlejrm,&naMe.ias--l- mTtJRIErANIT - 7- -r -- 3r,F?.wilit(SM5, .. JOKEB BA3LIADS li , II. h ( Those who uue 1929) ? 3(C that I am today. I owe to suits," says Axle Grease, n cotillion leader and pretzel bender. "For climbing to upstairs poolrooms, ' they are unex-- j celled. They do not hinder the movements of the younr mountain- climber, and if one pair of nants tne knees during the climb,-- ) nag the second pair can be oulrklv don. ned. The knee nants that com with "All two-pan- ts lAMLIESv well-know- J mmmmm a a Dan W lit '" " ti x -.- - 1 J. . 51.55 Commutation, or fiddMlld Mileage Books CENTS PER MILK Good between ail station. JI vol- register-th- e in of perishable freight. Sail Lake & Utah H. k: Urary ,X,H,rr am D. P. Abercrombia, Kttvn aldon J. Aiidemon, Traffic Ugr 1 SI 1 r M v f-JVB- tage, special cameras and other unusual equipment have been hauled Into the mountains and set tip for service, 1928 was- a rather pooryear m Tennessee- lightning. The Investigators 'are hoping for more electrical disturbances In fU - ,K -- - 1929: NEW , 1 SIXES ?fFINCER.TIP Hemmandhaw heard his wife In the kltcht'n, laughing . hyster Ically. ImuwwcBu ) L LJ FOURS 11 11 SUPERIOR - . January and February sales more than double ihqsc for same two months of 1928 x "What Jit the jKorld U the mat tery ne called. J,Oh." his wife nnlntned whsn ahe.haLmanaged to regain composure, the kitten has been trying for half an. hour to climb up the . rpllcrl The new Superior Whippet is off start! Its greater beauty and larger, bodies are winning nt success and nation-wid- e popularity, as thousands of new owners respond to the appeal oftheun- precedented value offered by this. finest of Fours and Hsht Sir. Coi for January and February showed a gain of more than 100 over safe for the same two months of last year! See the-neSuperior Whippet, and you readily understand its 4 A Hying -- toweL-Youngsio- in-gta- fiVI i t(l ilj V Vi W1 V T. L ibma rd-ILoo- ' M fcotto-rbel cdmttols slartiir, ll.hu anil hwn. Simp) , dmigai nmmy . epanliacw No vtra In steer ln pmfc- - nig' IPeopOe Eri WILLYS-OVEItLA- N (DAESLMI 1 1 a - ik MJ- - -- .. N All over NltO TNI. IN (JtMcel forward-lookin- muii tmir PatecTi sh g eoplc are Att.Ammi.- - Mi. $IIU www 'Itmri rM L ! Trive the Superior Whippet, and note the faster speed and pick-u- p of Its new higher compression engine which verTOorenharr20addcd horsepower. And the new ear is well qualified to carry on Whippet's unsurpassed reputation for dependability and minimum service t. 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Tt Hrm NmIm Si ft,, T4t fa ttimumt risn amtJaMa mini Mam rata. ;W; rVAai 862 WEST CENTER ' - PUOV 0 ' TH0IE ol in w K II Special car service fot protection -.- v rt and Hpecial rate! to parties applicnttun I 84 C rnvatf car, I I tri el t , klydonographs-t- th . 3 mrw Aim J. 4h W i Provo to Salt Lake and return. -- SjE . bil -- Excursions Week-en- d . Ifti'-xiif- bo . ride cheaply and safely. The bird that make3 the toughest Howdy, folks! You can take job of its fliRht northward in the off your heavy flannels now. swailew-- ; This f spring, is county pffor1iSuge7''" rakish . fello.w, with "his red nose jrhe.leghas hrokBn.jp- - in, Ber-ln- g poses, like crap shooting. where WithinThis chap bemoans his fate, and whita collar and necktie none Straits. the long trousers, are liable to get The moral is this: Oh, never try too white winters In northern To fill an inside straight! To rear a bov to the aee of 15. out of shape. Jtne pants are also Brazil where he r.ad. the "Black if, such ardu-savs a lecturer costs 11033. The admirably adapted-fo- r poll", wat.blcr-.livtogether. When A new baby is a icaier event that npring urge comes, the black $33 represents the windows he has 0U8 sports as pool playing, where a man to is sometimes new a than automobile. compelled And "catch." broken" playing there poll jumps directly across the Ca walk around the. table several i3 no depreciation. Toledo Blade, " ribbean sea and gulf of Mexico to a times I milk is more expensive Florida, in p. night. Cliff swallow Yes, but day." WEAR GOLF PANTS AND than gasoline. ' isn't so bold. H-- starts west alone SUCCEED! Automobile Note: Wear a derby ' tbe shore lines cf Venezuela and $ sk $ hat when riding in a coupe over a INSTALLMENT INN Colombia, then up the Atlantic side rough read, and protect the top of MORTGAGE MANOR of Central America andMexico to your head! Texas. When ho comes to Louissc s(c ( SWAMP COTTAGE iana, ha has travele'J 2000 milen far- And now to borrow 11 cents, buy l.thcr than the poll warbler. On or MOSQUITO MANSE a gallon of gasoline, and drive jt "(ft' uDout Mny 10. he reaches his nesthome! Art Shannon. ing home in Nova Scotia. The poll (Copyright the "OREM LINE" ' hoards. fr3l. . for leaping out of taxicabs in mo- 4'tion, riding for chAlron's fare on f ufwl, te tl d |