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Show It. 1929, PROVO EVENING HERALD, THURSDAY, TCt?RUART r THE OBSERVER . . s W. North MidtTM ivivlwToraT-ttttttrStraetrf ' ! Jioatoa office, Treaaont wag. cent tha 45 earrler to UUh county, Subscription terns-- By . momht-WiO4h yea by until. Ib tht JMMBty. outside UUh ounty, ISM. K. Gunnar Raamuson, editor and manager; R. w. Qooaeiv .flUMf Ins; editor; J. 'A- Owens, advertising manager. ' - we suppose the that that a few million of us believe our natures are fold in our palms or by the bumps oa our beads or- by he starsheffien Mesa cm and that a few million more lleve you can cluB people Into being good , MrPQ'sfemP- s- LAUND i' lev4ir-- hq&bh. ; body ISSm isliiual , mtikMtm-toxf- vJtefflsJEW a. theHny't& ' ' j and the the pooch out' myself, after pump, morning, thawing Nejt the bight ",Uie. wtnj had' I aUuiM.out to conquer the uuck." fhu-ingone, only a' couple of inches of snow had fallea and ihe sun was shin inc. but it was a eriBo. braw mora. I'm telling" ye. Walking towards V of a t rosea trucbuaisnlit water lacket a wrecked .radiator and what not. , inteht.on. arthly things. Aad then, lower gate, I round oompeaaatioo. r with the dog at my heels I was skirting the stream under the alders and a great big buck lumped over the fence, trotted right to wards me; the wind was in my face; that buck slipped op the othee-sM-e of the stream, never seeing or scenting me; stopped for a moment and trotted aedateiyupr.aTTise:feto-e-3md, looked about, and-th- engrowth. A fellow can live In the hills for years .and never see that sight; a wild deer, unalarmed, within a doien feet of youi I always get a great kick out of seeing an unterrified deer in the wilds. The pup didn't Know wnai 11 was au aoout; ne inougni 11 was just another heifer, but I. invited him to sniff at the fresh trattrnud after half a dozen whiffs, that pup's ancestry stirred wlthinhim and he' starb--' JustforeJachethj, I'll I I i 1 -- is Ilrraly;convihced-z5- jtou tell peo--J " a duty everyone will pie voting " I 1 dash right out and vote at once and furthermore that nearly .1 everyone baUtitas the yarn about 1 Barbara Frietchie to say nothing .jstauai'AT.cfr, of;theeuiOlitBfih. IngersaUal - ' hj ... W''" .... - IhttldMWfen -- 'i wvi- -i a nif lvi dUctby-pets-aialteHHlet- -- i 4dB that-deer-a- aa SCIENCE - t PRESSURE MACHINE l accomplish many purposes in the T Strange "feats afe" beinf accomp-- Held of science, such Terrific pres rished by use of a tremendous pre's-sur- e sure may be made do almost a machine with which Prof. making to tha Of solids out of the Percy W. Bridgman, of Harvard manufacture " , .. University, is now experimenting. air. The ;coutrlvanee exerts the almost j.f?w.v4 Inconceivable pressure of 6000,000 Tlje overweight women was d """-!!Zwatched by two boys as she "' ' pounds pet square inch! The hard-!!L111!L tsJL suBataacea jeasilyi iQwn jam -clubman, found in love pounds. reglstert'd seventy-fiv- e nest! Wtfr ,namrt..Mrm,t . "Gosh, Bill she's hollow!" said ..vv tha oner prominent Cleopatra, erlrrfh(iore matron of Egypt, as co- -; Ames Green Gander. Bridgman machine has no counter- - w.aJk 1 -- 1 a-- -Mother Hubbard went to cupboard To get a wee drop for her thirst; But when she got there, the cup. board was bare. TODAY IN WORLD'S I after didn't catch the deer. Oh, yes, I got the truck to going; no, notbJagAMsted; yee the. hay; is in the shed; everything is lovely, but it was some WHOOPEE. part on earth, for even the great mass of tue Woolwortd Building dot'a not press so hard on. its found- - bhw mxVrVTn 1 1 r is oredicted. y 1 eimwa.a- . 7;i j - . - - worS fcame that awE25midiXflteS. Hnririlpv. arid Fathe Hindley and little Anna were all that The whole country with a fe'ar 1' remained of the famlly7cirei,e. Affd how they dreaded news exceptions believes ' that "crime iii doesn't pay" when ft must be eviT ; fromiither UnioSrtnfedeate army! Whichever the vic- dent that good, clever crimes con- tor. ineirs uiwBia iu wo .uuni mm v?? -f TinrTTOirflr.irHT ii v"-"o ftrie flav. baoTJeWraTGfan mnnaw tnr thai, lmnra..Vtn "' V" .V bv. on their way to attack Fort Donefeon. Father Hundley and if the impresarios tret f saw the sacrifice on the soldiers' faces. Their tramp, tramp enough money why, they-r- e safe- - " "ST. n ; :r -it - to the subdued beat nnre wm Is that itney popular hellef . . . . . , krul bp. coiiiil Kardlv keeo hia inoistehihe Wes ofFOld "another ... a i 5HRT WAblb. THE. uv u t v- - - ; - r eg Tt-- y came back and talk thru the Hps of Little Wahoo the Indian control and that about Hairthe' natlonl ! .. under their glistening load, and the streams had a new crisp note aa they; rushed past the cold, ringing pebbles, My mina was not rateni on the beauUes ot nature; with the battery box under my ana, .and visions I going to discover that a- few million people still believe In spirits and yeara - . will be a fear Thia stock-takin- g ful blow to the educator who are . . brethren. Seems suffered family circles, and, in this respect, no commonwealth ... did fair Kentucky. more than Go back to 1861, and you wpuia nna in me duck cuuuw; "rtf KpntuclcT- .those grown sons and little sister Aima, gea 0 news traveJM war even jlowly times of nearly 7$ yeamgcy I- - but when it finajjy reached the Hundley family circle, two of i tA"iona rpanonded to "Father Abraham'imcoln s eaa ana II mmt h f lirhk:Br: Jeff TPaVlaJ il- burden of family fivrPathp.r Hundley tooic uothe whdle I support. Mother Hundley well, she had two pairs of sons f nnt in tliA wtfflrtiekinichGtheraLlives. Pretty soon. v , They dn aot, -- stead of the' fan that ' taxes, arej en veteraSSgenogether. there's sremmr high because we keep, voting them war, the rebel, guns that pounded down Fort that way every chance we get In the avU Sumpter'a stone ; . "W.ri4-V - M&nt til Noienhr did I have the truck ca the road in MiaarC hut I had la the aback ; I sever da hav whea the- annual hluaard awe pa ta a, howling gali taa.. So I finished the glad day by sawing wood V I.tt4 m An wih Mi4 .m!m Md JMlnrf lm 1.t.M ia tha kitchea to run ma fur 13 days. . oa never aaow abjut these snows' up here; aomeUmaa they pU ugr threa feet before thy' f utt and cover your wood pile and frees K lata a aolid log jam. Thomas kept my feet warm that atght, aadCurley, the pooch, alert inalde.' I seldom allow a dog ia tha Shack, tut tt was a tuff night my to ua that "Intellect aal I to eipoae i lcTRainHp'TirjoiBie Neither thla tot of things and probably thai or directly connection whatever, hM My wholW darn nation will hand its ' estate promotion or other political party, BubHo utility, head In shame after it's all over devoted of newspapers business except ftejubllcatlon and we learn that 15,678,900 peo " ' prWate "solely t dUlnloreited public service, ple believe all the Japanese b&nka j iiave cnvea cashiers and' that ; Pershing said "Lafayette, we are here!" and that 26,869,789 folks think T PoHa OAimi VisiVP itist hfiM f ttftefM Services taxes are"- - high- - toefcause- -' of he 1 r of Mrs. Antiatgudd, aged 75, at OakjaadraIif wicked politicians at city hall in the WP - More Whoopee v aun wood know including 4X0 : 1 -- intellectual among ua United Statars and find out that we believe" and what we know and don't BrnM CoruoraUotv . C, Rodgara, president, building, 60 South First Wert treet. Prow. matter at ths postofflca la I rub. . Entere4 M a l rovo, Utah, under act. of Match K J8TS. National Advertising Representatives CUi.n. WcoH Stuthman.SOT Montgomery street; Chicago office. .t.n Vranrlana fftn. T .... . a.. atr;iiz JIT"-ay.u luiama ,: - m stock-takin- by tha second-clas- . ; . BlUv'a vtawSL te dally storiea, art his, wa. aeceaaarsly. rolncWIa with thoae of this aewrpapfr. By HUJU PUXY Well wa see tha Americas Phil osophical society la foinf tohtvrsa Publisho la : OUT OUtt WAY HISTORY- tCGLDSIADPltOP INTO PNEUMONIA ..,., li from lead w sev Tftothe and teat Thf ..mm rioua trouble, You can stop them inflamed membranes and stop the irhpnrt in L.J .ill, a, insano declared Cain C at .picnics JWW with Creomulslon, an eaulsified while the ereosote goes on te Glory, waving at the head $f the.column. He left the family telly enough- -it will 4 repeirie- d-i t Mkl..you. in Jthe jtbs Before marriage, he thinks she is .creosote that is pleasant to take. ritation, by alienists the stomach, .is absorbed into the circle empty, by joining those Union forces and securirig per-- I and all history can't convince many anv more. der trial 4c pleasingly plump; after marriage, Creomulsion is a medical discovery H blood, attacks the seat of the troublu I the people to the contrary mission for little Anna to serve a drummer Jboy, under i 5,890 B TC Sailing of Ark delayed f he thinks she ia just plain fat. Jusa JJfeaoia action; Itaoethe and aa cjwclfr the growth eflKficrihaC- hours Noah's while four .: 1 $ heals 'lie inflamed membrane aid 7 CreomuTslan is Euaranteed satisfac 'thame"of he dead brother, Toinmy. Vell-- let 'em bring e their ihfefr ' ' nose. wife London fish markets are how adpowders T germ growth. TheLYeterana. neatl vs:?&"Vears later, give Mrs. Anna Gludd lechial in the treatrde.pt of coughs from tory and see If we j. B. Palestine 3,158 C vertising whale meat for sale. Isf'l Of all known creosote is recI hear that "11 Taglla-ccl- ' 'Is a clascolds, bronchitis and nitaor. forms of 4f a great funeral,. because "Tommy Hundly" was the only giril care declares story of Darnel 3ee Gee says- titer is notftlng bfi- - ognized by highdrugs ate. '.. medical "authorities Bronchial' irritations, and is excellent we" believe folks can In lion's den Is fake; ter than a couple of kippered as one of the 4 v t I f UiUlUUlCHUVl Uiaii V1U MiUtVUl CT1 HVte isgvi' witch WaterNiflthcertain, for building up the system after cuhis greatest healing agencies hazel twigs and That I should listen io It when they movie7 double used! wnaies for supper. says nrst-cias- s for arummer an colds was olav. coughs frpm and bronchial ooy. or flu. Money refunded if not re. thai we San do Utrarself and they Ijeatnat In scene! ijc big irritations. Creomulsion "Hark!,, containn in Musle lovers all pleadi lieved after taking according to direccan laugh at that all they like 44 B. C J. Caesar,-- political, boss, The or other acn height aacuuon to creosote, otlicr orchestra plays tions. Asii, your druggist, (adr.) ftnd furthermore-w- e believe When an me "Annie Marcus Is the modern . stabbed by Laurie" any Arc We Efficient? Well, Maybe! hU work is a that But give (."Peaches") Brutus, al flapper whose fond parents chriBday. 1 1 H . -. 1 . ' t colds-fra- 11 11 element8-Mc- I r 1 ji -- ife I '" stock-takin- g News-Tribu- -' -- ne " v A . 5$I there's nothing noble aboufHt and About 50,000 of the millions of pieces of mail dropped into the intellectuals can make what I know I ought to thrill to "La like out of that too Paloma." 'postoffice boxes today will never. heachthdse 0 wbomithey they AND, LISTEN: whole to know th op'rus, line by are addressed. LaSt ytar more than 26,000,000 pieces of mail world's run on Illusion The and make- - I ought Une, landed m the dead letter office believe' and eyeryody's happy and 1 it what's "the use of trying to find out 4Mtnnat4!omehj8maj Along abourChTTstffiastffi Whistle Chopin or Bizet, the truth when thf is imagination ? carefully, and address properly, and so forth. And then a But you ought to hear me carol so much more pleasant? "AdeltnetV ; ! good many people, presumably, forget all .about it. And, a little later, we hear criticism about the postoffice delivery ": gJlL4rltilui'ytafnte i .in ....j-y'addresses nnin -- c MEN OF THE HOUR AT SALT LAKE ' HERBERT reddish-colo.-e- d it if mean anything any more?" Pete, the porter,' got i laugh. this morning, with the wise track that an upholstere'd chorus, girl reminds him of the Jail because she is a padded sell. Now the Favonte Dessert of Millions because Thebbsf Ts'lhTnkThK" of DONT SAY "They act lik tney were happy." "As If they were hap py" Is correct. I'nunuuwti "interest as u with spelled "" in." It is not DON'T USE . "aggravate' Wjjen you meaa "provoka.",. auauc. popuiariy usea out oiten "Before you trust a misquoted: man, eat a peck Of salt with him" was "Many measures of salt to be eaten together that thtf function an old of friendship be fulfilled, Latin saying that Cicero Quoted, centuries ago. t" "in-tre- st. . ihoMt atawg bo ttmplrd this other thing first" msh and friendii about it. begin itwi groctf t prrr4 Atmn, . .'4PviaoiNia ! .i v 'i j; Tm HOI.MK1 ' Df pt v. i L w L-5- 1 Umlwiitaa tmTVtw4wAt Alt MIlMf MCMtfti WlstC wk, - i 111111 Against-FIa-W- illi Inftuena. Gripptuand Prjcunoola ttwally Mart with a told. The mo meat jrou get those warnlni tdtet rub on nod ok) Musterole. Musteroia rellevw the congestion and stimulates drcubtkm. It hat all he good qualitin of tin old-f- a thioned muitard plaitrf without the bUstcr. fim you fed warm tinj:lMth beaitnf cOatrnent penctnitei tb then a toothing, eooUng lenaa, pomand oukk relief. I lav Muiteo tkie ok handv (or etenrency use. ltauf Mittmti Muatarolsuaiaa tnada to milder form for bablaa and small children. Ask tot ChlloWa Mwataroto. i Ezacuttra Edtto. N. T. Morning World . Band Concerts and Vaudeville Daily. Doors Open The activities of a newspaper denuind good ' ' ' i'V -- -- - ''f-r'.' " - ...: i, ill!1 mi in ili'illl ' i.... l,ll f V. s "I all lU ll ! T, if? v'J v lilt.tliiiu 1.1 M " ih ' i. - -' i ' " "- " y ' - II- ' JuW if , i . , ' common sense way THE amodern Lucky instead of a fattening Everyone is doing it -- , v V ' ' f ', ' i V ' - ( y ,s f h : " , -- - V a -- . . ' j " ,r reach sweet.. ii' ' s M Herbert Bayard Swope . . ,. x -- men keep healthy and ' - - '.' , , . ( r ': fitfWommTTtainat the finest tobaccos, skilfully blended, then toasted to develop a flavor which is a delightful alternative for that craving for fattening sweets. - arettesTafswhv K lotrVe Authorities attribute the enor J2i.. mous increase in Cigarette smok. ing to the Improvement in the process of Cigarette manufacture by the --application of heat. It is true that during the year 1928, Lucky Strike Cigarettes chdwed a greater in crease than all other Cigarettes combined. This conforms in no uncertain terms the public's confidence in the superioruy.of Lucky Strike. 11 t:oas mm- fcS N:rNr ' V ill It M !"yiQThroat Imtatiori'No Cough ChiUrca S3e . Rata on Railroads i meals, 1 Ijght up a LuckyiToastinx makes Lucky Strike, the cigarette of joy and benefit1 $500,000 Auto Exhibits Special ,r Cn ' , physical condition, tfind Lucky Strike an im measurable aid in helping me keep trim and fit. Whenever I am tempted to eat between 10lu m. o H i isu READ HERALD WANT ADS r. liu iiiuiuipi I'lUi" 'Vi . smoke Luckies." 3 -- - . .r..v. p FEB. 16-2- ''I .if. .' i Herbert Bayard Swope, AttmLon ur ihv ':, .'Salt Like City Adu'.U 50c mtufaratlairr -.- .: Internationally known journalist. To Tim euccxssFUt DrssznT - Toasting frees Lucky Strike from, impurities. 20,679 physicians recognize this when they say mckies are less irritating than other dg- HEATED . r- J , . Erected in Utah I - THE COUGH FROM COLDS THAT HANG ON : am I tempted to eat LargestTcntEvet Musterole i mi. )VMlblMI - Guard i i Mtwt. mmrmt nn suniw jMMWkMM. V4wMOllM. rehearsal of the wedding march, my an'TMroirNews. Detroit News. ;n . SHOW A il thry diicevered AUTO "What Is a preparedness parade, Jell-we- ll ' ." ! milliont, If you havcat tried it, do to at onre. It will becomtSar favorite; too. Juit be rare you get Jellwel in ine ongnt acis oos. Only - ,10c at your grocer' a, la mpeOiie to thit Irmand,' a tmtH fackage wimrirnt for 4 to ft tervingi J wm made swlaNey" Then at tbouuadief womea " this new dtwert.i tkrir - ' Now dntermoivntain- IT IS itt 11 TOr? hettveen meats' - Qreatest - Film Fun.. s)c Shannoa neneper aap! " i(t ijc By Art --I I - - -- - POETRY SECTIONDon't yon remember Sweet Alice, Ben Bolt, Sweet Alice with hair so brown? She wout with oeniht when you gave her a smile, And trembled with fear .at your frown. (Note by Iii Gee Gee: What a 'Do you drink, young man?" "Thanks a lot. but let's settle . Jtll-wt-U - sjs Rome im M&JfTshcake BUSINESS FIRST I wish to marry your daughter, Tell-we- . - 1 ENGLISH A FEW yean ago. wu (omething beyond id uncommon fla a ja anowa oniy o rnets at ine great i tot and cars beauty. , . botch, famoat uttUuranta, Jeadbig ll found that "irtt up" Tney wcienu ana urgi DMDitaia. better than other Jell dftwrt ht il . . But iti flavor! were so much better Jclla ptrfittfy, rvtry time. thaa other Jell dr mm that many of Theie wornen told their neighbor C - II-- mediately introing a bargain sale of haircuts. Two duced a bill 4&- for the price of one, when given mandlnc that the to the one customer at the tame corsets be made with elastic sides, time. so that a young fellow will have free arm movement when be reacn a for a cup of tea with one hand YOUR and a macaroon with the other. it Jelk to WELL Ictl-wr- S 51 B. FISHCAKE, repro-tatltaTave from Hawk Neat, Utah, Ua alwaya.rcadyio protect the righto of his contitu- onts. Reading yes terday where a fashion expert predicts corsets tor young men, dveVfTs- - CREO and tened her Temperance. leged gang leader. Marc Antony, rum-runn- er - BOBBERSHOP pbunbrn envelopes inkLAnitKmake svre that the return address is in the 4 UniM.a IaA V. n . AMHIAM nnu :i When Professor Dlggendelvc, cuyugu pusvojie. reiiuouu vuiu, Ait niatn i vucic j ' Let's al cut downthat0,000aday-totof dead letters. who knows nearly everything, restars that We're always bragging what an efficient nation we arer Let's marked are" the coolest, a man In the etad prove chair exclaimed: ; 'Don't l.ushea V. t, -' ft 1 ' curse-ian- . 3 fc 3y red-ho- O Coast to roost roilo looltdir mry hmLry afghf tKroagK ft National Droaacajftwy ComfMrnya itrttMirk. Tna itrAs Prac Orvhtr (a Tin T that madt Bnaduuy, DrWw j.?' . The American Tobseo Co Wanufacttfrtm ; lay ' I instead of I |