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Show - i -4 FEQVO EMINTNG IIEEALD, TUESDAY," JANUARY 29, JTTO THE HERALD EJ 8rrlc, filM XfilorW RMvScMi t - It feu?VOO Vwwtmes trpnprnna in viv tWia . r tjr gvrg ?v I one day Angie took h got by gome foul oieana or Miner and with the awell girl who is Mrs Angie he threw off the --- anil novorol thmVaanrl nennle 1 ulITT. lj. da XLJUS SLtt-JJ!- - - V- - grinding . . Lbir Professional scientists don t "diacoverv" that rvr Einstein - 1 seem to be properly excitea and erav- electro-mairnetis- m Ja(lAn.AtWrB1iill4lMMMti-Man controls, to some extent. - - -, Z- - - efectra-magnetlam.Jfth- at means part control jof ffravittien, full control means, eventu turninir worldly affairs upside down, a real cataclysm. Pafc ally, No more autos, airplanes, oil buaineas, ships cars or other means of transpopauon; just turn on your little- - electro 3d. KnefSelmauHaai 'TV anywhere you please, even to the n moon. Such a vision ought tp arouse the scientists to their ilimit; JUly jnaybe, they haven't enough confidence in Ja: n Eorcing Progress ex-Ki- ng J1 teir wti lOOf - morning, sir?" and " lot gf- other Mfkentrtg - e " the aovt ' sits down nd hBmm raoher-- hut tTr - Kil ra rirpfl-ma.- 1 " " Tm push-butto- 'l'S " -- How rwi avnmn a ia a nriR ininsr. auz HLLerrmt 10 lorce it on the multitude usuatty meetSr with dethronement, or somewa's thing equally distressing. Amanullah's mental attitudewhen of of who, that lady France, Tpyal softtewhat like that informed that the folks had no bread, advised them to eat ' ' . ' cake. t Z a ! iter& ha t! a i tha wvwt,ifri money she didn't know what to do; She bought some stock at 40, and ome at 4Z, . It dropped points, and ho-wshe hasn't any shoe! . - 4 0 LSDEOAL of en-to- y extraordinary. ""Am moon " as an important news story breaks In the state eapltol, Mr. Blimp will slip the dis patch In his malt pouch and start overland for Provd. If not troubled a shoe, Shejiadao much PROVO fATIONS appointment special 'courier and There was an old lady who lived In tor Did, obtolcte wringer-typ- e by bunioiis, Mr. Blimp exnects to cover the distance in 28 (Copyright, 1929) snapped in the lower house at Salt Jv-oove- r anL. Ai; Smith are hours, 17 minutes. The appointment Howdy.: jfnlkat- - v Cheer tip! gatramrCjhajerTimwaE in for their midwinter of Mr. Blimp again demonstrates both Florida 6H shlfflea and 5630 Only representative from Frogleg Coun ' that NOTHING IS TOO GOOD aneezes until tho first day of ty, was making his sensational vacation. FOR OUR READERS! loud sound yQ u heart Thai -4he death h, demanding Spring! speef penal ijr 7 fc ty for radio tenors who paing "1 Fashion expert says that young MEMORIES Can't Glye.You Anything Bst Love, ber of commerce gnashing their men will soon be wearing corsets. in teeth rage: SO years more 27 when a lad in than Just times ago Baby," any Sure, a fellow has to have some . hookin ridea on wagons wutnt bad ; evening. wTieiT hes6ending over a isn't a diploma ";:V?R?Psays support "college wuz loads of playln colsundae all day!' a Vlth worth Why, pineapple anything. fun. TODAY'S PUZZLE lege diploma and a million dollars, so wut Hyln kitand-jriuiheep- J, WfTa.. itinterpnse) a man is a success! A man in Denver is in jail for run; Now is the time to have cane r ip robbing the patrons of a cabaret. Sut gee whii! the grandest sport chairs reseated before hatching Legislative Note: The chaplains' He was arrested for impersonating or ail season begins. Work called fbr and pray for the legislators, and the a head waiter, vwe playln "Postofflce'' In th' hall delivered. J. N. Mead. prey on the people. legislators 'Ik : Oh, Is It my bid? Pardon me. , Once the corn was in the Boarding-hous- e keeper (to board- - Three diamonds, DRAMATIC FLEA THRILLS , shock; now the shock is in the er): Go, and never darken my LEGISLATORS! corn. Akron Beacon-Journa- l. uathtub ugain:' ."Art Shannon. . " washer on a new, safe wringcrloss Jal mraDeijjitih.lzOjlaisejam -- hide-and-se- ek Dasher ft VWWW w Phone for free Demonstration I J ' . I , -(A D. T. R. Co. away you go to many dollars you pile up. BARBS uxusiajiaing in tne day's new3 the ad vertisernenj, jntha Clinton Item of A Scoeh Concert and Ball." at which the en tertainment. was to be ' hv ducks "a singer with two voices."-given - .. . , Jtahlf a waa. today, .with ,,"3 - gab " t lb tita . of a letter enlightening. inspirinJpurjlJop wthimsau sick of ail this aren't ordering things done by their -a- nd it said-'1was fact that the kings ti nd elth and to Amanullah to. r. used returned as much so they y in peg-to- p trousers, with .spats, an English derby and oi iiob-- for a dam eoi nnrtrr. a clean sieTTvnwnis aueen nacra ncn iur cioaK, Tout I costumes and somehow or other we go of Paris Were that stack Unsticks and a "perfect hell 1 lump in our throat over the dam in their The roval Dair looked splendidly superior a trio midtnko nf II hinB if All Thon- -AmaniillaVi mnrlo , n.'i)..lt " A AND LISTEN vw..il ordering everybody to do likewise when placating was the where you can- make m rUlf give- usthe west-t- he correct policy, oimpiy, ne snouia nave returnea to ivaoui i ohi nak with fhdeouatfr Quantity of derbiesrHSPats, Paris gowns 4 nd of the sulnlet that puii- siiu puut u.nu pums ,younacki-T-n- o :Thl eta, forliis subjects. He wholly passed up the axiom -t aifttter Jjow- far rj'pipk-ururingA- is "SpscZttl- BV-- " terrem-Angi- rmthiodsfTromotmjrprogTes Among tne items oi progress wmcn Amanuuan aian t ; 1- - hooey ' ttpn; readers . - - WT raaVOCATHJNS CkVTlGX ; Cabletrrams state that Amanullah, of inn hin tmthftrefl forces enough to warrant an endeavor to retake Kabul and his crown and most folks will wish him wellj ancehe seems to be a fmrfellow.and desirtous of progTessHiisxalamities being due to an; error oi jttagmenr as Mej OUR READERS thp hicr mariMf la vand ..uar& feiiow can grow Hen-- if he work? and as the break of the luck bye and toljhim ;" r oiiTilhe back some Uav- K. bai lu On- Land of Sunset but tht'y only smUcd And so the yeats weiii on -- ant' I we heard occasionally about- Ane'iand how he had on$ paper and then two and then three - and bow rich he was getting - and hnw-4-n the morniRgass long low car usl'J to slide up to nis palace and the chauffeur used to touch his hatlike do in tne effete, east and ask thy "Which plant shall" we go Afghanis- - EmsteinVdiscoveries, w mer-eenari- es one-a- nd . nei Al moI. - - Bot - They w la '. Bumbcra, nor greater IA faua. marched. Three handrad and ajx men, all of one family, att at them distinguished, each of them eligible te beepme a eonaul of ftome." Do yoa Anow a famH odw that would volunteer the aor of tn'PI H1! with its aged men in front, and aot some miles la the rear attending at ataff haadqaartera hi LA. kia.. .. What happened to the family? This belnr hiatorv darn good acenaHoI en an dhot A Aceharlo tho it would make rami waa wiped out abl iged to ennfesa that-th- a 'The Roman notion, in those virile daya, before It loaf the fine flavor of its paganism, was that the higher the citizen's place, the greater his riches, the moat Important were hia obligations to the state, and' ii never entered the mind of a distinguished Roman that 1t waa a tlever thlngto hire a slave to do his fighting for him, Iter the age c came to Rome, and it f&Uto the raids ef barbarians, who retained the pristine ideal of each A . doing "hie own fighting. If the nation must have an army, then each man, no matter ef how high a famny, should do his hit in that army, and U he win oof "30 li ae a matter of loyalty, or personal pride, then he should be made to do It ' as a matter of simple Justice. $300-t- hat TS socr- iitt wn. Ara'aja ... ...... m mn ewppr.Ci;'ITOK w ar - .r the perspiration lold pra-w- th M iwnu w .evyiu uku uv. , tell him he'd pew i" Vo.J dfiepmg dow- n- aitd u JHut, as f ar as we Know, no sucn plan ior accompjisning bettei come back'- et ' but he wouldn't janjrthing ever has been adopted; probably none ever will be. th - Humanity aa a whole is incurably conservative. It preMo- tar. fers to advance bit. by bit. ly a .process of trial Cot jmy an vpwnuov cak;io, muuii vv ttuuu ji cnuicijr ucv iQwn and boug..v another i built that scneme oi imngs oyer nnjni. far up , rhi ana men sow out ana toidua V -- Mm crei TCgCailAlsattfeJ f iM SO AFRAID ATRACE thin And la kU tfalrTatort tth tho of ttoia A racaot tatia lesaoa al aaughUra-a- ad rathar tuft alt of tioa tewardia ana with a awarAatonr. At tht tima a aertaia Ua city al . aavaataUng tha fwlda al Roaaa a F ad about an tna flrhiiag It eould aaanage. At crixia tha head af a Romaa family cama to tha aU and aaid: "If yoa 'will attend te tha other oaiJer any family wiU undertaka this aae: wa will thli prirate war, and witlreur aima aad aur inwaejr v. With great gratitude tha ef far waa aaotptod. and ioualy and quit each 'other every two daya wwit-TWft- 4 L rC !14 ThmLSeldom Get Anywhere Its and" tot" "About as crood & wav as anv other to waste monev in ma-dial- ui JUlle... papet- - in America is to offer afew thWsandoTTara for a an'tofdinity little town -- nd we used to vis him. some- a&omplishjjsomething. Every so often some hopeful person hi times -- and watch him V T--i- yi4--rU---VVU- Ul' .battte, gior. aJtoltfaya-wd immur TrpKj'IpUoB UimMDt tauter fin the oountyt so eonta-th- e tha year la advance; by snail 1b the county7"$4J0; outside county, sajn, K. Gonna Rasmuson, editor and manager; R. W. GoodeU, managing aaitar: . c, hit iwiimty editor; j. A. Owens, advei at! - day $100 w, woadar if ia OM worM.todav ia a lamlly with the Itmate, wwictiaai ( Muragaoua ioyalty U Uta ataU thai oaea 4,lrt Itttttf newa aamad ABgia-a- t4 paper and every .night we uad to fight over wht tory to play up for the last final XXX purple edition and com down at night - and ftgur Out startling things with which to imutt the readerson tht morrow and w used to work Sun Telephones- Business effloa, 495; Society rcporUr. KIT; Editorial roof eM. Xf yon do not noerve your paper before. p, telephoaa 493 a4 a copy via be delivered to your reeidence. Me Patriotism" JWJi - th Scripjp Ottawa, JOest at Ruthmaa, National Advertietng RepreeeateUvee Aaa rraacieoo otfloa, SOT Montgomery St; CWcago ctffce, tlO N. lGchlgaa AHJ New York office, 1 W. Kth Bt; Boston otfloa, Tre-- si liyWillianis By Jit I CL B VAY aecewar try. eoiacd ty tha Herald Corporattea, g. Badgers, presldentr tSAt femU nr Wt Bt, Pr. Utt,4iljr. btet4utWMli Aaeociattoa. NEA OUB him OBSERVER) DUX -- NATURELAND aJrrv lUtel of wild ARtlFICW.- iEART .. Ana of the moat remarkable medv and geese have died from starvaw einerinnanta ever v recorded ia tion, or. exhaustion In the lagoons LMany-thousand- - Wj : uf a , New biographies are aljneA.athel lebunkula ht Buffalo Bill. Those oil of the because and and. Chech, prude winter, iiikna Dra. BrnklaneAko y old yarns about the plainsman ? ; Moscow Scientific Institute. The leaking from tank ships loading at of lot stories. a bear were just head' of a dog waa severed, from lta Port Arthur, Beaumont and other f ! terminals in that great petroleum JtodyandVkept auve iot-- aeve-ra'X'Pullman porter was robbed the an country. The oil spreads over the or artmciai fnean .hours, by be ather day. Maybe there's something. feathers and birds' surface the tt Tised heart tajumjyloo4luto ""ITThead. According to ah official come so mauea witn it tnat tney ill. "t : .nnrf Af th exnerlment.' tha head can't rise. ? could open or close ftvia&ftuw IthighjJiessureage. If you can eyaa, tast and respond., to -- a TW EhgnshadlHtfal.ltaTrtBrandj make a better mouse trap than tjta 5 S1 i touch. Apparently, then it lived lit other' experienced hunters of the ? fiercest of. all lions, the African another man, the world will beat al i very .way. . Mim I imbenesay that if he can see an ave-- I path to your door suggesting lion, of prove may This discovery IrA "Tflt In the study of heart failure and nue oftescaptf from the hunter, this J provenents. irovi", , pro-isll- S"?V rson'slBW-xfompensaTt- - I animalwlll run for It. Cut corner him, orput a bullet into htm and if I haps, a human body can be1 as easlly- - f he can see yon, he'll charge you. rifles and the regardless, of 'U- f on"" e wnen tne nean' ian. Uotfs; spears ofpopping natives. Thr African lllon's Instliict forreve"nee of an In jury is fulljr as strong as the hu; l xi)AUt rvatv. a.va6M man's, and .when nut to It. no cour , i age, human ?r otherwise, exceeds win - Thimnir "Women f Irat do-I lions knew enough to organ- then and sheep, pigs ise and charge, in extended rank, T nigtlcated .. i husbands. hunters would .have to take along K 1 Judge William N. Gemmlll: -- . batteries of machine guna. lari ifi(tirni!v wives did not mere f partners. In bridge, roayoe -J would' be fewer failures In matri- -' YOUR ENGLISH k mpniaT partnerships." I .Elsle.IcConnlck: "A cat. they ; aay. can.iook at a queen, juaging D.OKT SAY- - "Th Virlt W.i he, from the comments heard during gan." "Begun" is correct. rTOw vUlt' ol Queen Marie quite A PROUNCE "advertisement" as if with large number of them did." spel'd ' on "ve'r." stress ' I nsaa.llnvlAa. TKs tJ.MMi "f D. DON'T USE "Pleased to meach- u ; i aphere" of religion Is to determine er when you mean "meet vou." h what kind of. a, Joyrlde the world K 'jhaU. take." TOO OLD VALUATION , . ,"Ah, honey! You are still worth Mme. Sarojinl Naldu, India worn-- t ydur weight in gold to me.T , an leader, visitor: "We have early "I think you're perfectly horrid. ' betrothals In India, but aa for chjld Jou told me' that years ago, ami , tnarrlage In its real sense, t doubl cverytning nas gone up frightfully If there are any more In India than since men." ' " - elsewhere." Detroit New. . MHVil. .HllVe Willi All , a.i-- " 1 n Smoking Room the end seat of the smoker, hough houghf that she had missed be ing a prima donr.a. So, would do but I must engage old Prof. Herman Schultz. a neighbor, to develope or resurrect her voice The other day. after madam's third ''."true"! with The Rosary' I overheard this: "Madam." moaned Her Schulti. "it is on good, impossible. Never haf heard such voice, no time! I blay on der white Jieya. L blay . on - der black keys and always you sing in dec cracks!" : brc throat , VI. T fit The Bobber Shop ', ,Profeof ' ' Dlggendelve, who 'knows nearly. everything, told the oys la tha shop, this morning, that resolution many an i. V1VMW.HI , , RUN WIIW IVI Sb t,llJ romblnatlons tti eollspslhle baby a io get tnem caiTiaga wnua vying street cars In a hiirry. ,. -' A tattooed woman; In a atora "t show next door would like to have- , ner race unsa; out ane )s airald It would ruin the perpecUvea' of aorat v ; - 0m need this Double Treatment Rubbed on the throat. Winifred Mullaly. hotel man, Lot pAs hotel guests give me EOH'T STAY FAT Yicks relieves in two direct thf traveling man any time. He III . THESE DAYS ways: ' knows how to travel aod how to do f it entcenuy. but tne weaitny (1) Its vapors.' released eountleaa neonla wha km Ton sea tired bualnest man fumes .over gained new beauty, new health and vim, I by; the body heat, are in- f every item on bls blll.1 J . "al- - .suddenly middleaged tn - rarts-s- m, J by fighting excess tat. Soma have done this by abnormal eSercUe and diet, soma ia a modern, scknU&c way. Why not louow (heir example? . Then is wsy bated on scientific re. March. It combat a cause oi excess 1st which urrauon cannot fight. That method ia embodied la Marmola prescription tablets, nowmed for 20 yean. Milliona of boxes oi them. Tha results yon sea wherever you look should uv coca ww to accent them, Each box of Mannola contains tha formula, alto tha reasons for results. So there ( no secret, no reason to fear harm. YouwUl know that an the rood rwulu coma In a aatarml way. Go ietrn by asking jour vuggut foe hfw box oi alannola, i f- a(l, , 0. m .ay u saisj.at aBfasim ..-.- jv- (2) At the same time the old-fashion- ed ltMmCf B t , Mtini aMrw iXflfliV.if... Groceries that have been purchased at Rosalie Adele Nelson, an O. P.' Skaggs System tore are easily recognized on the streets, because every purchase is sent away from our stores in a heavy, The Original Lucky Foster Girl . Kraft paper bag. Also, because pa- trons leaving our stores' always have an expression of satisfaction that is very noticeable. T4 , V ACCIDENTS JMEOSSIBLE- -- v v . wVmi - M ' f "HE modern common sense way Jmen keep healthy and fit, women reach for a Lucky reuln a trim figure. tive for that craving for fattening sweets. h pur- chases leave a store In thin paper or thin paper bags. Our obligation to our patrons Is not ended untU .the foods purchased at pur Itwtead of a fatteningrweet.-Draafi- a : . Lucky Strike, the finest tobaccos, skilfully blended, then toasted to develop a flavor which is a delightful altema rw x sugar In tho diet is reconv me auutoriues are overwhelming that too uiucu, uui many fattening sweets are harmful So, for moderation's store reach hpme ...safely. ,"yur And give complete satisfaction In the serving. We know this Is unusual but It Is one of the res sons why our stores arc so popular.--v Toasting frees Lucky Strike from impurities. 20,679 phvs dans recognize this when they say Luck ies are less irritat-in- g than other cigarettes. That's why folks say: "It'a ftwvl to smoke Luckles." i&fA reasonable proportion of T cake we say: . REACH FOR A LUCKV INSTEAD OF A SWELT." r itmoIi i East Center v ii s nwi s toasted No Throat O.PSKWCCS iaaaw.ui - -- scvti Vaporuh Awvlfc 5- - s It is almofet Impossible for fuur patrons to experience a "spiir 4f purchases made at oar stores,-thougthis is a common occur-anc- e when I -- I'm a 'Lucky QirV because Vve found a new way to keep my figure trim. Whenever the aeivrefor a sweet tempts me, I light up a Lucky StriUe lt't remarkable how nicely the toasted, fla&r of tuckies satisfies me. Toasting has taken out ail that is left is the thrtlltng Lucky impurittes-- oll aroma. I certainty am lucky to be 4The Lucky ' GirL'?' RcJsaue AbELE Nelson - itoavmoi ' waj RECOGNIZED 71 UaUKMI -- pai-ages;a- Vicks "draws out" soreness like an rioultice. tw, A n .haled direct to the air iashi strong, brown My wife." began the fat broker , Angeles: . The above flashlight photo was , t VZ. " T,.,JyZLm ""'""'""""'''""'"'assBseeassBB -- Irrllction-N- o U4l"""fc?-J'.0J- m"mmmmmm .- Coughs |