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Show FEQYO EVENING IIESALD, TUESDAY JAM7ABY 22. 1523 qui o uu 1 the herald; JVAY. UyWliliacts. TliiH Herald OnrrwoarK tnR62rirffiiaMtrikl E3 SwafJi West Bt, Pw Utah, daily. Entered m a asnnal rlaaa at the poetuTfloe to Ptoto, Utah. Member ag tha United Ft aicttuaav KEA BrsJcTtoiT&iilorlii Service, aod the fiortppe- - TLTAti by m tuer Buthmaa, Natlaaal AtnrtUUsg RsprsasntatlTae COT Moittgon tj OUeaw ofitoe. 41d N. G2mu,lO0a 8a rrudao -- - A f lit tflo ta.-- ,riv ' inoai I) x Vv'r ' l j - - - x v" . :r--. ... iT-La- ' r I .. .J..-,-- 44. If yoa do pot reoatva your paper Mora p. sa, Ulaphoa ana a copy win a wmna to your mmibn, - - . tarma By carrier la the Bounty, 48 eonta the avmth; by Rag in tta county, ilSQ; outelde 8uberiptto ft ywriiriiiwi county. IBM f- OuiiiHurttifflmMildmtf ana manager; K M. ii i .,: . fi sSlM ivt' a ; iw4,'v mi Hr.i'ii'ii W.'TffodaTE'inanaging t -- i -- i' i. is her Mrtteulor vpecialt- i. l iinnd omUau; . PrTTCeSSnTySo ttugbt ko temod tho rwidcot rhyicia tho N .Tork aquonuDi, mi um f J06 0X kiepinx thousand XUJl 1 health. , la other iod vorda, tlMt a a fuU flagd CaU oe-Wlrlta bI outsid-4nterferenc- Foul, or something, and I - e vVith I II II HimtHllr iftti, ifittf a decision based on nd Battling-Stewart-a- "Young Corbett Rockefeller squared off for that Indiana champion. i'. get an vett,shownd the moral rjBattling Stewart cannot standing 6f Standard Oil of Indiana be resuscitated by any such abnormal proceeding. In olden days, the fighting boy, who called for his father was sneered at and chased 1y a unanimous crowd. Whara calamttous effect upon business morals, too,if Stewart should lick both' young and old John in one ring? i- - I jC" jc THnWllrH rttfff nitraU of ailrer to i J n T 'Z'7i- kdiajrtaaALIbaJt.wfa .JV 4. rvbi - ra one-arm- L -- lC ' inrerirrririr Howdy, folka! w one-arm- UU tree. If 1 hadn't aeea tba photo of thla fenoWHrtanding thick alga for tha giouul jamr-tg- "; en top of the tree and gtvteg--itjMAavalleyedJt, ' jwfcibta aiuaa man I xive heavajip Jhahlrblocka I wouM mail who lg up his' gar I told you one time about the adme blacuita to last week?". of la quit fellow that "No, mum," and the doctor aay I den, his leg off at the hip Joint Tha technique . . mm naa ngger thla but never will be agjn." OW Maid. amaaing, - Not every Job Is banoiea oy a macnine mawuj. 250-fo- ot one-legg- one-arm- ea niiiiimiifi v . yt -- - - - T time f ktBTwt; me a better man." "EveVy "Well, you don't have to get to heaven In one" night." try to Thalia, 1. ; i .. It - . ia the ultra , - t - violet rays of the are not finding the tasting pleaaure-- . response they seek. Marriage la , Mrararjf:-of- TmerledonfaeingH-rhla!shark nuni-in- g visitor: In Australian Waters fis enough or a Ii husband for idhforMsdbeeaatete .JgolngOTwnnyraBsncoa ftt several t vr yninc l to, pay bcr dcntlat'o Grace btU. Men who won't pay thC.r doc-ti- r Newton Kev. Moata, r dentist bills aren't much: Church: "The present extreme cot. lapse of matrimonial experience as.' good.1 "Two-yeara- riM vnii I TIP OP TONGUE . recorded hL the dlvoreertatlsUcs compels ua to admit that too many hiur .limit ' Tim1-iltf1"- gifir "No, how come?' "Well, Joe'e willing, sun which cause sunburn and not the preacher." the heat. ' and so Lafayette Lyre, , New HampItestt, toa news prohibit , high-price- nar. coa- - ... Improve each shining hour? we suppose no sQch There Bootleggera will carry rouge By studying elocution tricks . x thing aa an, absolutely healthy body and, lipsticks aa a. alde-Un-e, tier accent s awiuuy sour: will function day in and day sjt sjt ijt that jt u uiu out without r ave weni 10 ins luuciw ui When the new law becomes ef By day and flight the work goea on, I worry to Its owner friebd the other day It's no trick for a motor fective,' all vanity cases will be No rest has this aweet lass; yet ind a died became ha waited ah manufaoturei to turn out thousands searched at the border and com She's learning very rapidly aald hour too lone In1 of power plants that will keep on pacts will be smuggled 'as cigaShe calls a "vaae? a "vaal 1 s I fs. the-doct- ra Wa i theve fuil . . " . . Her accent now Is ma'am, And highly cultured, too, eep abody workThSlmetlo'booBeggerT r. up-- Except when ahe forgeta herself you're supposed to eat this and for- this la a genuine old, And says: "An'- - this here dame j swear that do this and Ignore that sUck, I brought It down' from sea-tCanada myaeU!" ma, ahe sea, 'My dean, yoa I of aom until about seven-eightgt look Just like beautiful old Benv peoples time la taken up merely We hope New Hampshire also brandt!' and I snap right back, j in Keeping going prohibits beauty clay. Husbands 'Lissen, kid, youse dont took are tired of paying $2 a pound for doggone young, yourself ! " an wnen ine numan body la so mud that Is not worth two-bit- s V . , fragile that a mere pin prick will acre. THE COWS PAPA" 7" . Tha human body ought to be the lent re thn there's something "No, wifle, dear, I aort of .machine you can . leave wrong aomewhere JOINS PROVOCATION STAFF la a little urn aahea T and we are moved to the opln- 1, Ion that the great drawback to life la the meticulous care you have V fa taka of It o much time and thought have t;to be given merely to keeping alivtf that there'a little chance to " enjoy Ufa He - : auonlted-wlt- R : - pre-wa- hs . SJC ' ' . .and maybe all the Junk Isn't so effectye-r- forget about 4. ought to ba ajbla to keep rorklng-ran- d 4o atand up under " abuae ao that Ita owaar could go f along bout (a bualrie'aa without t. aver, worrylns about It , and, yet the amount of time i noet people put in trying to decide , whether.to hare cold bath or hot fI toaqt or. toait before" grapefruit j .. Is almply aatounding alone-ran- d .it I' ' Reama and ream fI aoma turaara-Ttfint- ed aj - f - The caribou doe la. the only .fe male deer on tha American conUn- nt which naturally grows antlers. H There Will be a hunter h v.. howvr, whvwlii i aue wiin norm iurq wnite-taiie- a Thla may ba true in one case In a I thousand, where' dlaeaae or some iher morWd cohaitlbn causes ant processes lers to sprout, aoma years. . horrible IT . Dr.-Davi- says: d VSuWmi X time draw a worryine every breath lor fear: you you will' prcathe in aome influenta, gcim. Do the following two thing:( fine protect your ook and throat;' aecond' keep your tystem' ia goof ; precan tipo, I am pretaib- - '.li tnMutoIuitpro I (j f ' 1 tectf"the how and throat sgaintt 'the gerini of influenza. Uie it every tnorn ia log,an4 back and apply Mil tol with the ipcciil drop'per , ,take-pleaso- ' . Conoco Motor Oil insures protection - ' - TOoa A a dohanyaa.' - It seals compression saves gasoUne InTshorrdoes a complete lubricating job. fifitS-Jrictio- ple-eatl- ng ia . Gargoyle Mobiloil meets the lubrication problem of any motor with scientific exactness. The continued use of Mobiloil insures less wear. , fewer Tepairs and replacements, a minimum of carbon and greater freedom from overheatinfiL ' Art Shannon. You can get Conoco Motor Oil and Mobiloil at service stations and garages. ' COMPANY- - 4 kaasaa, Colorado, Idaho, Kansas, Missouri, Mon- second precaution I am prescribing Nujol. It it not a laxative or athanic but a pure, natural aub-auoce that helps your iritem func tion at ail times the way. nature in tended it to. Like pure water, it is In no r. harmless. case doei Nujol cause weakening of the system. 'Take it night and t .1 Yoa will have a far better chance to resist 'flu' or any 'other ducates that . Mistot JMueau-Surtthi- i ' ' - .jlsaBBBWssaBiw. wr"-'"" HIa, Mobiloil) ; . -- , ,.""-.- -. Get your favorite date Free Sen-ic- e with each order by Toullry Specialist Call, Wire or Write "Naff Mid. Th..'re Utah Itred'' a mind. The chsncca, art good that . ... ... you wui escape inaueau ana ccaa aad Matol arc oa tale at afl Nujol '- " ' it a delay. Pat worry out of your M Leghorns, Reds, Rocks , wise twofold precautioo bow. Don't tana, Nebraska, NewMexkOklahoina.Orecoi) BoutliDakota,Tew,Utah,Waslunt CMckss' Baby BOOKING ORDERS NOW re. going the rounds. aa aaat alMSBBBBM l Extra lift LMtiic&cuc double safeguard gainst colds and ".',' insist upon those brands which are marketed by the" Continental Oil Companythe organization.which'" has been meeting lubrication requirements ' since the days of the first automobile. .. Well to Producers, Refiners and &trieiir$ of high-grapetroleum products in Ariaona, Ar. and" 'trickling down" youf" throat. 1 will dear your head wonderfully relieve any inUmnutlon; it will help dry bp runniog note. Gargle it for aore tkMt or s liolc irritM, That's why it will pay you ' DIZZY DITTY : COOTIINTAt OIL Te 'combination ' ofoiL Whatever trouble Adam had The . ProvocaUons ' Publicationa. In Eden, land of bliss, re to Ine, "announcing Ho never missed a basement step ' the appointment bfthelbert J. j And noraeraaian aa sports editor, nr. fell Horseradish U a graduate of Ca down tortaCollere. where he won the stairs champlonehlp in 11 and like war awarded a handsome silver this' phyfOJ!'--iaablUtto dunk doughnut In coffee without getting hla cuffawea. Mr. Horseradish will THE WORLD OF MEDICINE ' In hematltching and specialise Pneumonia, it has been discover other Indoor aporta; ed, can be cured by email shocks I of electricity THE MODERN TOUCH IN But. the biggest shock cornea, oft DRESSMAKING course, when the doctor presents! (From the Pomeroy. Ohio. Demo- - his bill. treatment of Nujol which comet with improper lubrication can ruin it So if you really want to protect the life of youf car you'll use the utmost care in the selection -- "At a ;4 "Just tilt your head , I drink-wh- en up-to-d- ate data condition. do no harm. lay. coofih. Out with the boys. I Just listen to the funny atoriea." at Salt I Lake la that a legislator Who Is un-- 1 friendly to corporation interests is I compelled to. pay for hia bwjnjneali I and buy hia own cigars. crat) morning: it will keep you in first wheo yoa come home at night. UKltfreclr;itwm every package, until yoa feel it I'm I . i lubrication costs only : of your car. Yet the average proper ONabout 3 of the operation I never take a I LOBBTINO NOTE One of the unwritten laws The bride wore a gown of white tatreta with a pointed skirt filled with toaecta, ... . Toavoid influenza do these vrtwo tKings" tooaitioa; MA a first w , NAimELAND4 da own-Ither- e. aiator a i I new theory concerning keep- -Ing tha body """. yet nobodyiJjrtally aaama to . i . know bnythlog about it nd bodlea keep breaking down j by tha million whether their .t vii M wwjwuajiwp i open or gorge tn red meat jfourtnatimes a day and' sleep on a ra. 4 ev ple Deiieve ana quite possibly if we4 worried less about the works the'd get along better AND, LISTEN: Humanity will never have a really good time until k can forget ita bodies entirely. and trust them to repair damages automatically. Qf lojotio lltera- - ,ery trick health some peo TIMPAKOGOS HATCHERY f 32 So. 2nd W. ACCREDITED Provo, Utah V rhone CIS piny mm? :' i G0PBElEn . 5TII.WEST AND CENTER .U.L..'aJ-W.:- 4 Jim GAS AND OILS AT :SBE VICE '-- ST."' . " '. - - orberjisa. , 192?) liplaiijgTbL metlca. - lets-th- hiiiio'iinnnrbTjuaa THE MOTION PICTURE STAB AND THE TALKIES d How doth the movie r shire, according "tr; w me Uaakl rigger uie. """ e rodrdPraWaiaojee-pna-Mntree untU lacouple of workera beiat bim upright NeWotrtharaort rigger tupping winp w eerea-nof a lob, and then a B inl I (Copyright oe jwie. gh KUVU-AIIUIN- D ajiAriAAiii '4 greav - Family Fireside Funj jabayaaajilytaiitfrjga j J yurnt from rihd aeaata'a ir oa da. jbvI its. and hy atretdi, Are woodamea; aa waU, few tonj bow,; WjeTba beet yarI feajoptatpl a far thta bihiimati. ., rtgfac. '.tits ieaS5n1u the one about the Can.rou twos m teliow wnn, oni arm 'ciimn. the top of - te 5tacka WijaAjrIiSV.SI,infto1iIihTiBaTl5W yo aver ae a rigfer cUmh for a aTwirmtttBAt Pit w a ngnt. HUX kllXY treat it la not like rre"thr-a- t the butt r roufh bark; Mtl tail la aUcir CThaX coIJa. palriotwjtyBa r- u iiuikit iffim II . aoma folka go thru to get them-selve-a down to an "aveYage weight" are almply unbelievable THE OBSERVER IUi tu COi'l - El IMP' always visions I And, generally, the bet- - IPs Unusual lili ;Taint fair W- iyui -- iejjreiJatnft4ttr r "better Humanityilt4ncurably, optimistic time around the corner. i lillW w dogniOOLtooIisTr6 ihe averagemaaeeannot helieve fellow mortal to be seriously contemplating it. , r I Pwibahlf rcianlW baa ao many patlenta Dr. Mel-le- a you cant dig teyaBr; books na wo up wui your mium ne oonefc although. n the whok; her fish Hera la ho It va u" hocked Into tha reach of the rope, tllpo HagalaC'and aj oa ta tba top. And offtifjjhejiia. just br mtll H?I3TaffiafeQreaaM,,fl jald Jlk Juriea, and acSmonia. ptrcildo and rarioua other chemical a medical - day, ft desppnetTnan told several people of his Intentions. mgoin8TMi turn T They expressed TOlitelhterest but didnt think much -.mbout it. ' No' one tried to dissuade the fellow. They thought he was joking. i A lew hours later he went away and made rood histhreat. '" j- The point jof the story, wfe think, is that the MeajifLauu wr ume is mere, waiting illlX B11XT wwuuj. Een and truck drivera arebia ieaowa who know their timber from childhood; men witA lamulaa. who. , clear an acre about tba borne aback and put In tho eroa before they tear for tba aprtng camp; men who , know nothing but logfcmc and who riv out a ahaka " - Many nakjuo Mthoda of treat moat bavo been worked out by Dr. m If ellen foC patlenta. Sha c.&jja i By Tbry ul ! f - atoriea. mra hia own. U.y Just Around the Corner I OCTOB- IL;erer - - d vitwi la hi daily - fr cdVot 495; Society reporter. 107; Editorial Talepheaaa-Bu- ets room. (Bill BUVa One-Arnie- ThU tlina year tba bard boy return from th ottmBMt eamra and around the traaaroarta atara fira anil trwfc tsw f I oappooo you' coOoa of ktTfr la ft How who hn Id UelUa probbty Jiaiii lb who ntaeo: who pcnda iuo wiator la riotou liaf, tuyctiOB of beicf lh only doctor Ol m obidin -. ToirTt- -i tier Mrt to an th worU, Most eer-- erer hat two Ihia diin to rub together ftJNw Vi.ijfAn-TT- I - - A SCIENCE ' , ; PROVO, UTAH |