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Show TAGS TWO TPBOYO EVENING HERAIA WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 171926.: raEfiNIl A newspaper dedicated to Mm 7 HERALD i The Office; Cat sad the greatest dTeloDsent beat toeecsat MMBEB a . 4 rtBUMlED i , Dlhre Bubimh Jtditer and JfrQagw lW ber hello teeaaa iaf eoataiaa to wfeka alvaia risglnc Iter aandA possible to enter the there taa been bo great . Ima DnmbeUa aaya that Bank to no dumb that ba tot a corrafipoad- What a ftrranate aaan Mr enee arnool cooraa one aad a TWy she waa v r TLEMS OF SLBSCmPTlON v, bearrter, per rear, la advance. r..v.?.y...i..W- ted! m Utab county, pel rear, la avanc ,.i..t..t ...4-3- tiT eaUed Ute poatalaa ifncc C all Delivered by . HWts-v- la BY THE HERALD .CORPORA HQJJ JS. Uunuar ..... Delivered CNITED P.BESS ASSOCIATION la If nlted,. State esteliie yer, ; , Sometimes a an wise. w MB ynMinnoa CO South First "Wert um, rave, ni met, and Sanday mornlnfc iieurerea oy earner i rnm, daPy to wHOf to 18M ; a tmmatod M Utah wnnty. jx t.. ...... ...it... "Preaaor" i Hut to tat ever -- wiae to It ull41ng, . the ? ..... rr? goi I j water, but nan for, it A fbih foand it couuo in the liedUerraneaa r - m uck; Wio toff UVt. HW capable of 50 miles aa hour. Steriea Uke that must be getting to be universal. . ; , oto- - QJV VTO Be at aeea each one kla beat.' The Queen ears tit . Mourns LtEVE.? UP HOUR A GtNTTOUMUKl-FlG- is rtT AT V4 ; A COMCEALEO CLUB? VMlTH 1 CW -- , f OKlt HAND! n 'AT VOOWEO JIMOA' LOUCr NNI&VJ VOU WAS POVir4' HIM a AM I1r40f - v eoovaoiO PijsTV.iooP Jit FER A flST HlTTKI HIM! : Boss: i V I.-- frapner in It has been 28 months since Fan In fact, ne'a more than bleat; matter now sloomy- - one else. and Doheay were Indicted. It took 76 years to build the pyramids. whert la, ue.onage Before yon Take tba meuage, setvruwi Bony to it doesn't make the. bridm except atardafc 111 get It from yoa a and pleaae com All Yiew. toU and leas Pleaiant any after yon do get to it Uka View, Vineyard, Orem, Provo Bench, mad st once. Telephone 88. little later. plaints of Whatever liatnrf 'sfawrtd Htenopmpfcert Bat-caa't, air. ': woaaer vhat the neonl Buy Bom: Go ahead and do at about Jn Iceland second class matter at the paHofflee to Ptot, Utah.. Bnfered vbert the weather ay.never cnangeT , All rlsht. bnt UU Btenogrftphcr; Loss luakea trouble don't blame me City She tried to spurn little eirl want to ktaa yon He wouldn't Uhrirh thft death of our beloved fellow townsman R. R. yvnr listen over' the Berald Bu William tk-tio- MMSEB KtWSPAPEB ENTEBPBISB ASSOCIATION . . a We all are pouuttui writ-- f aas an qeatern prof eaaor. lie t 'riot to add that this trait is esue-eially noticeable when the ineome will lie tax btaska come, sf CUb county, Utah's leading sgricultnral and Industrial section. . Out Our Way 't-r " e Americans wgtwrtheTaaTimtgrTnr too bad sne man t get to see the song counter of a 10ent store. Today's fable; Once there was senator who wasn't once a ioor boy a iarm. y , ramoug last lines weep." : "Read "era and phone. Now he's bern Irvine, Sr was not entirely unexpected to many of his friends aeciareo, anaklns bis henrt. "Ttai ,; ; ; who were iaw&re his condition, 'yet in his passing hundreds A trlrl may be aa aweet aa sugar. And she is hian. aint no clmn h for me. No, auh! v s. but are two there kinds of sugar ... , t. are deeply ftrticned.'. We are told that aU of na should Dey wastes too much time- rehdin reanea ana Qnrennea. rne minutes ob the Mr, Irvine was a man of Drcis!oB.JHtf iwts theypersoni- meet do at least two things every day in'." fication of punctuality. Throughout Ms long Business career Gladys: "Don't you tore drlvlnc that we heartfiy dislike to do. Moat ever made an a nigni una inur people oo the two thing. he was raver late at his store or dffl He Went to the photographer's, c bed and Het "Yea, bat Itbonghtf Trwittt And posed in perfect trim. lnwtjtniBiifrTritirlt-!fait till we got farther put to the every night they go to bed. The picture was a handsome one But didn't lkk like him. It wax iifton thde onaGties thai lie ftfthded And operitld fuuntry. Tennessee has' the righju Idea, Institution fcusWess most substahtial one the of Once make that Gladys says her rrlead Don evolution illegal and successfully Cenrpe Uansen's 4dc tit a nr( serve tun a "KnllU-oIJl- ie liaU" to wel hare more of it south, of Salt Lake City. Not only iid these qualities cbump la the business man who told Wn r.rem!npntlv throarfiout his own life, but many others hig wife that be had the fasfesf The old negro attended a serrire who came- in contact with him caught the lipirif of reliability Autx JsTOKi I loiyto see a in the Episcopal Church for th stenographer in the city ! as reflected In him and profited Jb the splendid example man smoke a pipe," aaid the cicar- - first time in bis life. Someone ax&ed Gladys: Should I niarrr maa ette nianofacturer. mm afterward how he had enjoy- who lies to me? man! and ed Irviie a through the experience. was having gone . Mr. Fortune Teller: Iadri do modiste has Invented "Not much, shofaly not much." he want ti be an old many f these hardships incident to early pioneer lif elhere maid? in who spite was grounded in him a deep sympathy for those, of their-besefforts, met unsumouflUhle obstacle in life. ' and thoUsarid$'f others, were the bene-- SALESMAN $AM Many . , , . ;,.;Au-M-w.- -- - s v t-- of - t self-ma- i de CIM t And so in the passing of this good man the Herald joins the leeion of friends of the family iri extending its sympathy to them to the loss they win una nara to Dear. i ne wsa is not theirs alone. It is one that will be felt by hundreds of his associates in this city and throughout the entire state, There will, however, remain with that multitude of friends and acauaintahCes the memory of a man whose life they mhrht well emulate if they. too. would be kind and courteous tfieughtf ul and considerate, trustworthyjwm nonoraDie in tne . ; j eyes of their fellowmen and. their God. MC jjy SWAN - Sillu Willie Stevens v ""'T T thus-burdene- MA COMCC. It ia a watrer that the spectacle 6f "Crazy Willie Stevens" turning the tables on Prdsecutor Simpson and proving not only that he was not the dumbbell of the famous murder ehow. but oosslblv the bright and hining light, was highly entertaining to everyone who read of Willie's little ' v day in court. as the trial ground out its Poor Williel Day after day Willie reel, inj?ted'the comedy in the dreary, weary, daily proceedings.. Cameramen focused their lenses on Willie in his poorest photographic moments--caug"the puzzled wrinkles on his1lank brow; the? sucking posture of his lips, the childlike incredulity of his gaze. 1 'Great stuff Hot stuff " The stories of the bright reporters were interlarded with references to Willie's handshaking with one amu sundry, his Utters, his this and that. America chortled. How the humorists looked forward to Willie's day in court What fuirthey would give the nation as they wrote of this funny. thing he did and that fnnny thmg he said! Then Willie, a gentleman and a scholar, took the witness chair, corrected the pronounciation of the prosecutor, found cheese holes in that worthy's brand of logic and used a sterling brand of logic of his own ; in hort; did about as much to help the defense as has been done' throughout the course of the trial V ; Hall-Mills - , ht over-profu- w 1 Th Jind we tnwn' rhiTwo" JiTinvra n I get a kick out of itl tiai tun'ra "Funnv i nnf g- - Vio . Ford Practices Proverb - wnrlr for irllp. Vinnrla to An " BnnniiTWP tift will tnV en KOftft boys between the ages of 16 and 20, put them at men's work, pay men s wages, ana see u iney aon i maKe snining marKS for and themselves. "rFo3fd1KMls:elo ttyatB credulity ty believing"lie"ig1 making tne experiment lor the boys'.sakes alone. It's ?ust good business, he believes, to inject youth into any concern, and if this good business an do another good turn for so--1 cieiy, so mucn tne better! rora eiaoorates m great detail boys get into crime, Bays he, mostly because they must have Something to do; Jobs come hard, and such jobs ias there are, pay so little to young boys that they rebel. Of course, it's true so fcile that it seems silly to slfesT ut on iage unreven when a name such lis Henry Ford's is ' attached to the ayingi But how true it is that the most obvious truths in this world, and the' ones most universally oeUeved, are the ones not put into'practice generally, because they cost money! r; their-employe- r ..i ; .- :v;: : f ,j v x:; by crane -- The Blazing Gauntlet Across the nation from north to south the wild birds ' fly, and run a gauntlet of blazing gaha. ' ' It used to be thoughtthat the.supply of prairie chickens and wild turkevs would time dignified lawmakers declared solemnly that there was no danger of passenger pigeons becoming scarce since' the supply seemed to increase despite the huntsman's toll. Now prairie chickens and wild turkeys are nearly .extinct, and the l&strrfhe passenger "pigeons has passed away" . - . BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES siBce.A - years ; ; The march of civilization s sweeping all forms of wild Me out of the picture, acording to Dr. William H. who ronreen rwaadirector of - the New York Hornaday, Zoological Gardens..; injustices to bird lif e extinction wig be the certain result iu? Miunz .gauauet is taking its toU while it may. - : " r V " ,i ,j , - : " """"". ; - : iV';, . .. ' - ' V By Martin con-tinu- e, i His Stand Fatal ''What happened to the American Indian is about to happen to the Yaqui of Mexico. He is to be exterminated. He stands in 'the- way of civiUzationlT Thus advises a student of Mexican conditidn'sr- -' ' The Yaqtri is thelkst 'workman in Mexico. Heworks it - geven'days P d"finK.20t with that of eeft while the Mex. works three ancHrinks ty$ Vaqui refuse to mix his Wood Mexi,4ap,niinese or Negro. ' He believes in his own home We, lana or oil greed a'Wl refuses to J .without or refigion. Yet. indeed, he stands liquor swayowvjlization;$ in the "way of civhlizahoal He will be exterminated. - . " " - . - ' - ' . . , . . . |