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Show PAGETWOf zrtk PBOVOLEVEMNG HERALD, THURSDAY.' OCTOBER '' THE jaysENJNG HERALD A iWf.tit umiiu T..k IA Ui luatf - rttoii. .1 pair of rt AtESlBKJi KEWgPAI'En EXTEHPBI8B iSSDCIATIOir MEMfcEB TMTED PRESS ASSOCIATION TTrsr i Out teeth-bitte- Our Way Bu Williams UllY .- a. W . 1 HAtWr'lT.? I Iff''- - n; you alwaya fit I've smoked you-lsee; now for W these ioriff B fUK HI BAU CORPORATION . and youra is the sort of spirit lhat cheers. J.sometiraesyears, get K. unyw ad famafc - , ena vi e cay, put.one pun at you and the blues ' " H i f v drift away..... . .,jk Editor! KiMiua. Teb"jbotie .... .......i.. ............ ........ ...WOW in irmoke jOI the sad side of things. It's : Bp TelaiJKO Society rlU"f. cneenomess pienry your company brings. I always can . f.".Sil 'w'f.-- ' Office Basin urenraa to naicn tnrougt the fill to the " ... Edard Neiaon aaya jno matter Jtttlm and the touch ofgwig ? terms or.wjust wrTioN : t ... a match.1 Iw Delivered iow bard yos wash tae.oottfda pf 1 farrier, per jnupi When down in the ; mouth and when in the ......... up 4U0 air, I turn twr tear.dn advance rwiiM drMnkr , ' OKiil'"" head i he dirt on the lumUe ti unto you, cause iVwerns that.yoa care. I settle me DeUwrad by aiajlja W eouuty, per year, w auvanoe be there f rflil start to puffing, and than, the smoke floats away; I'm aback, kc Delivered uy Dill IB cuii-- a main, vmniuc vrvau new man again. .. .. . ............ la aivanr ...$i0 ITM-LsUU- ...)'' X Rno. "ii t-A- BCOOtiFUU - ,i es - " 'V ;.v3 ...0c Tek-ilioB- e ........,. ,- J C3xhrans . AA 1926. iou re Tusry", old trusty with ashes falore. ou're not Jwry, Just the same as whn boueht at tha stora. You're stm u you're knicked up a bit, shucks, just the same, seem iifrUit toxm 0ui . Mini ; Ad b g friend, a bank teller, oh the teleefae burst fnw phone. Giving liie booth with her afternoon comfrown. Joining plexion fretted by her girl friend on a jbotej davenport, k ' she complained: 'I eaa't even raise the bank, Moat be fcuUday of some kind." Jv" ' It wee. It waa Tba nksglving day. Jl Interest and tha rrMteat'deTelnnment indu-tri- fm P OFFICECA- T- li, -,- ... ' ;Y0:iid . .: i. A youne Prove husband , waa auk. modP.annk- it hi, wite lUahiiahed aa a weekly In 1856: aa dally In 1922. Published In the Bonth Rrrt West etreet, Prov. CUk every evening. urMVel and loyally be replied : --J'il Persia imildtnfc nnt Baturdar. and Sunday morning. I)ellvered. by carrier in Provo,- say she la! Why, ahe can make Ice Lake Vtaw. Vlntjard, trcm, Vrava Bench, atPleaMnt,ljewiiAtLComaaelu la yoar once. ieiepiiun w plainta of whatever nature ahwild be made at uiuutn.' Entered a aerond eta st matter at the jxxtfofrice la Provo. Utah. Kindly did lady: Xo aay you've on the force eight yeara? Wby Gentile u.c7u i jcu miwv arrive auipea on " - 1 . . alei'Ver sute irea; your SnlnmAn TwitnB. a Jew. waa elected this-taj- l -I don't wear Cop: them. They to his rise from I. prevention aa well curer.' 'Al80 J- tba pound of eleepy lathe of fleer Clerk : "It'a my sense 6f duty, . aaid air." ; .. , ....... , the jirk of coDdltlon,' tMUtt-4tot-4rj- of rouge." f .T "I He. awake at. night ' In Arcady, blrda aweefj alngV. ( I wonder who'll accept f bit thing? Josiah' Ousi returned from the The uiunic of their blithesome song cltyj teg, glr, they certainly treat (Good Lord, my Jialf la gettinf ed Be fine. They ninst have thoujihT long!) T. :"i ' ,.r sdnicbody, of peddler The Wisconsin. story urer of .one. Love wy Enrapturet neVr no." graVi they gave me a room that had a one of the most important positions jn ttie state is a romance old , .',i , door openigg Jnto the bathrooiii. . l.'i! llmt make Bain (Brhh! Bay ibis room la eoid!)U r W 18 arid-ther- e W ' . In Arcady. There magta fiUa " Peter wear 1) 'Wnen uevww ;i The' the tip the waiter' gets L The Moon nml(,e)u, were few Jews in the staTe- .- He rew up with Gentiles. wlth twlnk. (J've aluiply got to pay these bills) The higher lower the bow that blesses ; studied he ne nignta : each . Hng fwt orlv occupation open to him was peddling. But lipid hour . The higher the fushlon milady aeta, 111 bet that milk i$ to Mt bowlaf, , -i- wnditiona and "l. 411 me ahorter nhe her dresses. ,, aonrri f wuruo Mwa , Whenever he would oe invuea vo penu urcaccommoda- rC-te- ll Dicyw redoleaee, a goft bavet got to aepb (i the thing pawnj r,mi9 "Sol" would always pay for to Sttals from the east, the west to (I wish tboe klda were here them "She thiuks no man good enough tion and help with the chores. He was alwayshad"wuling for ber; she.niay be ight." roll won con- he . take the short end." If was not long befpre "And ishe may be left." durn it, I guess I'll bunt a Of sylvan gladea and neadowa (ph, ' Joh!) OCTOBER MOOKJ where: i e. a no tcwvt aie.'' fidence and many friends. .tv;,.;' and kindness," he offers as the touchstones There la a greater tragedy thnn lIHonesty, tact And toleration. HAD RUBBISHlPROBABLTI . The service at the church waa fol- - meilloiTlty i the tragedy of being - -- Headlines that toll th upon which to build success. ue atory4 ttteliuiHtude weutlii-ft ri Iwiyis always scratching himself. - . sesame 'The open oj opporimuiy 7 "."A ' nortnlo with I lhiifh.ni. aIm HIS Wl Firs AIM TOO wauieu io,"eu uy bd iimproper recepnon at mediocre butunnble to realize it. KUerius today. iertruue mw me a 01 IS XOiiaac himseii pan irnvunnK BnietunHn out of the me ' He says. parsonage. Starrllle (Mo.) y. ' - '. .'Wnat's In a name? Well, Ale Not many of the plays arc firry Bugle. whom he lives. We who are Americans musi maiie uui- I.town. Milwaukee,- Wla. gen tin eL A Ixindon professor says . mos Buzzard was arrested the other day . . Belves the best Americans we know how. . enough to cull for an asbestos cur Gertrude Ederle thinks a raluj quito will not 'bite a Bavins' object In Pi with a wagon lond 'I supiwse you aell the ounce of Employer: "What makes yon w tain. ' unsylvunla "I think we have lived too much to ourselves. In Europe duy brings lior good luck. Chance Now we know why tlinf uiessengprjof need no was pudoined and there poultry we lived all together in our Ghettos, with others. But in this country we have to . no much ' thinking j about my wurfc. !'n Jew And --- l..l, peoii;;, f,nr'a 11' . mgn.uB wn ,i-- . , i." --- icvc r . for mixing not understand us at aJW 'all this prejudice and overcome to us to is "It up and the only way we can do it is toive more than we expect. We must not strive to be different. I have been with Gentiles 45 years and Lknow they will not close : the doors to a man if he will go half way, un,ii I keliova !n KftpnTnino1 Ampriranized. I do not be- le false pretense which prompts many J their race. Many try ao hard, to explam. tHaf "they are some of a Jew.i Many join Gentile churches to gam " different kind prestige. Such false pretense will win nothing but disfavor. Our Jewish people have so much to be proud of that they should not be ashamed of their race, and others will look down upon them for so doing. ;. hard work will . "Honesty, kindliness, tact, modesty-anovercome any obstacles and bring success to any Jewish ' " ' boy or girl." These are the words of a man who has won his way from the rank of peddler to a position of great trust. . , live and work with people who do BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES AND .BoofTV YO Br Martini tV VAY.S0HEiK6 VMti Xoo AV TALVOMfc "to BttJK ItoW AttUTEULrVM W .AV.OWft.-TO.B- 'ACotJt " WrtKte X IM A HMMMM.WEV.,A Vot V0OUU OotSST AV WOOVWi'T vmor TO ViMOW 6AY- - 6000 I ..I 4 1 .i i I woovrw'T . af I - WOUtO "I II i i SAH WtV-V.N- i - AW SAW JO VaLOOt'i. DOE&NT BUlvjt WWErt ArA CAVVM6 PfaWi, OC CAW TtU. rAfc I '. OAT WOOLONT BtWR AH vf. AmT AX COOVDNTT wO (MOOlM' NCiTWM'WHOT vonaw honest an' above boaho . ah 0OEeM.T. I d The "Touring Codlidges -- It would be interesting-t- o know just what President Calvin Coolidge thinks of "The Touring Coolidges--- : "The Touring Coolidges " you may recall, is the. name of an old-tiorchestra composed of Coolidge's relatives. 3The president's cousins, aunts and uncles will tour the coun- try, cashing in on the family name, and playing a snappy . , (OUf. o vat HIS HORN Atf LAMS UBSS Turkey in the Straw." P yS C ( Li I ) '( - ijp's PLM No doubt-aenterprising press agent will label certain of their productions as "the tune Cal Coolidge clogged to," r!!theThere is no reason to doubt that some smart impressario is cashing in en the Coolidge name. Just one more mere orchestra more or.less would not be worth its weigh? in salt. Well, if the president doesnt like it, he may be conso'ed by knowing that he's not the first great man to "cash in" for his relatives because of his position. h vW PfMJ fm H Tr Xm "x BY CRANE ' lk( I Ml) ( , A i ' f ; ' 1 I - We're Fed Up On Mush! Midnight has struck, they tell us poetically, for "Thr Cinderella Girl," known also as "Peaches" Heenan Browning. It is to be hoped, in the name of a public that midnight really has struck. It is to be hoped that thir most nauseating pageant of human monkey-shinin- g evei before us has ended. paraded : TrvBuT probably that's hoping, too much 1 "Daddy" Browning soon will emit a "come home I need you, dear, all is forgiven," very likely, and then we'll have it all over again Catherine Heenan is all to blame, accord, Mother-in-Laing to one version. , "Peaches" has gone home to Mama Heenan. That lady ys4,hat-Peaches'Ms just a nervous wreck and lhat most ot those pearls were imitation, anvwav! How hard can you grit your teeth without "cracking 'em? . So can we! .... . long-sufferi- SALESMAN $AM rSuz""Ts ?UR A rMMs wpsr cmii ; -- -- w " " '- . cnoK- - c'taom- ,- fon. Th (uwh tywL ifwH iftocr rve. . nfsn- - lom r m bw- s' cesnT woo oHct- ?- PiuEft coo?ia yxisl; , ( - vw V- ITS- . ;' Yauh- - '"'rT' ' ' , " , If1 F i , , - . FOR HIS RTH j - jiSiS j - OLD PROSPECTOR SAILING 77-NO- - -- v -sa- llST , QUEST "' BEATTLE.' 0-- t years and' rusty nails and went about of age, looking back over a .life making his boat. It's cabined how, pjwked With adventure, sUverbaired and he lives in It. - and bearded Charlie - and Fronr Roys is prepardeckinto the hereafter ex- - hands of -- passiug freighters ' he ing to go ultiug in the biggest thrill of all. gleans paint and caulking material. V y In a frail wherry of his own eon And the old boats grows once is'hSCPEAJWS JL-- rv again trlving, he plans to sail out of Puget info a semblance of a ship. And in ' BkJ PIECE Hound again for the glamorous the spring.... -- J'VEAPJ OPPAPQ2 "I'll never come back.'i sa'Va f nsrth broke, .but contented tu . meet his coiuing death amid the old proi)ector, "but I'll have a thrill scenes of the KWndlke rush through o dying up where the north's a "' "' V. which he lived. FZ-calling.'' Wbea be wag.62.Royflf went over the dreaded Cbllkoot' with the sold- It 'costs $150,000 for a ringside " ruKhersnie made nn3 lost fortune"! In $e Xukon. ver Ince, the north change. But Uy the ealler. that'. r has called. .But mUfortHue kept the iree. aged prospector from sthe ,cenej he Prlni-remembered. 'h Asant, of Bangkok, refused j , ;4 Thla 'fait me .arrived , Seaftle, an invitation to. viit the Chicago . PennUfes. wtUl Wearing ii Miin,iu,r atockyarditAIub. he'sbwa, BCnt " straw Z one at borne." 4lUed with jdete . mlnntipa, . S, . , , Pe prospered along .."the.-- river ' Ix)BJ)n'owitlwt har fonnd that hanks and ound an old sawdust 'yields siiffcr. Of eouree, fie di'iftwood . and America, baa learned that- .- too.' fiB old jtsiw.jfcAiniJ a hr"tei '' IIAND'ffir :ii"ii?r (6gUfLL tp1. . :V $! ot -- ; " at-fii- ' S' abated km(;r " . ' ; ' ; A'KSNBJtV. l.-- - 'STMATSVK' ( rN PLAC6J?6E)W PSOAS ujiU. B6 SURPCISQ L I y j. - . . 'I 'tcHx. " , V ) V 6WEV ' VSAtt-CWH- T:' UP MERE ;v 'I B WEES --r- - ; X"..v 1 fT'L' ' SWCkS. TWSy I "Ni 1 " By Blosser IP6IVfcAVWlS i E1 'V " Ph |