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Show - ETNING llERAtD VTDXESDA Y,"SEPTEMBER 8, 1926. PRQVO I li&ib IP AGiE IIEVS FEATURES " PRESS COMMENT .M I: 4 - - THIS tEVENINO-HERAL- RIPPLING U P MfMUKlt TW8PAPEIl CNTEItrSUa ft awwiayiya t nt.Mbft usiTJta presm AaspcuTioN, tiiit .rukUscaf .. nitM.Hl.M.um.tviiiwwu.M . Office Basin Rdltottsl ilaoai,Tilipne t7.fl lKtfl M Uj U l2X PttbUsked la to 'Mt trvt. Prove, Utah, ever evening, Uerald buitdUig, jfeoutfc First arnlui.T DeBrere4 fcy carrier I Yroro, fetereay.ad atiudaiProve ' Lake VJew. Bench, and Pleasant View. All eom-aUVineyard, Ortem, Established as b al ot KiBbrei saftireF should; wfcatere at tbi MaoowdcUMwtiicr ida t M. Ttlephoa iwetetflee la Proro, Otah. ence. 1IASQN . JEAKTTJv wna-ainonn- f 'i eve'-yoaraia- e - t," at-m- y domer-- ' Wift-yo- ti my of earrierrput laost ever V'he your paused, grimlyito Inquire j roaring .quit iWllTefiAl by carrier per yeaa. in adraaca ,$&60 fin the pUM designed for snoring you keep up your racket by Mall In Ctub eonaty, per rear, U advance Ueiireied hjr,ajaU to UAuVja States, outside Utah count;, per year, la fire. Often have I tossed and teetered on my bed till break if day, while your anthems, common-metre.. keptr-ol-d aijawaa .mmIm wished,- - while slumber, Morpheus away,--Oft-rv- vr4 Lh-1- 1 ndghboivihrawbriekbat r, i.-....-.,- . ....... rrd d, eourting e that some Nemesis would come, soak you with ten feet of a problem, it's Ittmberbnstjxur yirgin.nls and drumJl-I- t' riddle." I remarked, "for thoughtful jays. why. a boob who pTays the WdIe"'shouT5 denounce that state has Id fiddlestrings youre : combined playing dirgesT Italeand iait owjortunity 'ofJearninir tM advertised ana la now jtashinrf,fn on its natural resources-i- -: sour, in the morning, in the gloaming, at the solemn midnight ut hour " We musicians hate each other always, in this bilious its parks and' other scenic Brfmr T&UtahVUitdri! i1rtent' -- ' attraetions--aiinotrhelpb- tiundtrIfrrhy-gtrut that somo thoilTOiids aj vomwg hcrr ach wider fcaovit for his ihoHtbjr than lim the war. As be wee to the mit : rnr his Job Aesfdte his real eareeas be mum aUiMulAted to flA om f ij the latter. Probably not one per - j bis ppjHiBettt a v'rM prohalAy u in Un.oa the etreet in the aer- - iwvice at the mine;- - With the rr te city could teJI you the uun of tarn--ef the first baBk however, "at the secretary of war, But sw .of decided !e vas better thaS be: ah Bl CHARLES P. 8TEWABT them tlass as 1Iir news" the inter- - her second return whiated fcy fciJl WASHINGTON So majiy , bricknational tPBnla inatchoa-f- or the pa vis jasped to his partner. . bat are throwa "at the jowmmitt wwTl Ttaew hnt Wcet for Uevis cop, of which he is the donor. 'Who ta she " . that lt'a a shame to v withhold a father for hl idrthdI H llfcea yvtvhi its more than a faa; he iajLSaaume Ljnglen," . waf bqoquet yhen one wxm to be liidl- - to o after juH "RSimp, bat I eun't a tfayej He Mia Ute story of play reply. , . , - aflucd .to., bnr . Mia .a ' nhutimiL,! maa -The Justice Department, then, d! " pet lia a a lghty food pi of wort mbm . , Single Thing! It sat on Gen. Enrique ina jBCeiu MJ Etrada'aji, scheme to lead a fimbtwter expedl-- l Just U send one of these to hiavghl th truth, aw wayi 9 tlon Into Uwer CaUfornia from thW More riah ha can roatetthe teiupU-sid- e Ui the Mexican i border. if tn mtrym a -, tiauiwienui tutprjcnHi me vmieni Chinese ar 'queer,- thinks Milton The ni&Batera mottres nay jbe Jloldaway. Thejr feed their own , rod hosgh genmUj they're poor relatives instead of sending all ttieir charity maa are , too utterly Irresponsible. Guaranteed Used Cp J Expert AVatciPBiVln? '"My husband is plaln-siwbhe A eoqntrf t peace wjth this calls a DiamotaSs f Seaea 1025 Dldsmoblle. CoOpe ..r.$fl0 t spade a one, attached from here, 3 has fa . So is mine, but spade."' Bulck Touring i $75 I won't say what tg-todge nfwsita the laws mower. CoupS . . ; . . . ... I7W --X julll tary aveBea of any tsm-- f DELL Ford Xjloa tasckTBew body $275 sequence can be organised rerr k- AdvertlsiDg pots the busy in pud- CHIPMAN lf Estrada ha nesa. Jackson Motor Co J1J InunChlng one from American soil N. Cnirersitr Arri :CaHea IN THE THEATRB i. ii ii. ;t i would hare been Justified In auspect U WHY BESICKl "Aha," cried 'thejegg,: ingdthe Xnlt4' States had" winaed AiMt BPHshed bit, . bice suoea : mnae EMERY'S at It !"1 was ast for the villi. J arv hfeet. Sick feet A COOI. PLACE TO .EAT Jleilean-Amerlrarelatlom L PROFESSIONAL Tmiff and I Was IMavinff on mv tnttprti I high, like the booming of a. bittern, when Charles Curlycue caine got: into you 1 wonder lie inquired ; ."yfiLmake jng wegpi you arrwayfrjaising thunder when yoyr neighbors wish to sleep, - you are evermore disturbing people s peace and t&e their joys; we must find some way of curbing your propensity-fo- r noise'You're the man to talk of quiet,? T replied jj'myjpcace you mar, every, S"HotpIayuig on your punk guitat'I.All your jnusic isit pf fends all tuneful guys, yet you come with com ments mordant on my soothing lullabys; I was playing on my tabor, singing songs of love and home, wherDoc Jenkfn-sot- y by.-What- . irayriwraTerpiOTiptrTqt resides bat the iinrwlarrTTicre'gTia Snockmr w The; bafcer-wnyar when luaosstheatreaMUteurbaneauidertakfe compared mbejfcjona with what our sister stafe of Colorado is attracting annually, are passing jweet There's no kicking by the grocer, who in rTa-- i It does not require: any griat amounFof searching to m aumiration stands jTTufTniusiciaQS gather closer' with big ' the causeif vColorado'g popuhiritywith-lh- e traveling dprnicks in .their hands Jizd pubhc and.ot Utah - o - -'- The whole question can Good roads and Jhe right words: few. a in jip kind of advertising on the one hand against poor roads and ' ; tfc6 wrohgjcmd of advertising on the other. We do not wish to make the statement that LTtah is Loney spending nothing in advertising its scenic wonders. is being spent, perhaps aiL much as can be spared just at the present. Ume,.(but th? iejf isb attitude of many of our citizens in having ftrtach to do with counteracting the good effect of .advertising campaigns which, individuals and have been puttfhg out in an effort to bring this tate and its resources t? the attention' of the outside world. It is mighty poor advertising when a tourist, is brought into the state over a highway that is not fit for travel simply because a few, small towns, located along such a road, have wneMier n w wmemmg iney. want w khiw, ' hotel servic o? something along, the same line, r The kind of advertising that Is passed out by cUsgruntled tourists does Utah a' lot of harm. For our part we would pre fer to have fewer tourists, and have all go away pleased wun s unpopularity. v Don't Waste a m ' ' IT SHOPS 0 h.n i.'vt JlepairedeanerJ JoiJkbaiItJ.itNew tfrideaWi Wr eDt Sfc: n ?IABd-jndfta-hl- ajqritrch-irtfaitlo- hal atraliC .nijrJx4i;jltht.little-..lBBch-o- -- t - Brig Johasoa says 1b the Bintter e 1 of Rownihee-aaylach"5- f -- ... nave kicked up. The Jnstk Department squelched it before if got started and its bou- jtieMs weU deserved. -- THE HEART Edward W. Smith, Meridiin.L .And t think. - ' ng.-:; :'""""'" By Conn., thiU the injur -- ; . ! t "HOE SHOE Phone - 65-- THE HONEy MOONE118 They think the day they marry -ThaMhey can live on love,' And kisses, thoy feel certain, ' Arermanna. from nbove. l .... . at ii l x Palatine j: 11 " - viefl T close-with- Phone 748 Sm. 187 J. . g - - oImu,,,.-- ,! - - - 812-- hh T . Our Utah off their way to Tellowstone, or to Pacific coast points if pur foads were p)6!l enough to permit such travel.' We " have the things they wish to see but they will naturally pul ' ' - off seeing thenjhtil such time as we have something tc " pffer it fairway hi improved highways." ; No eastern man who has (Invert an aufomobile 6v?r what is eommonly called the Pike's Teakt Ocean to X)cean High- way will ever make a second trip, neither will he reonnrnend U46 his friends 'and neighbors.. The', Victory 'Highway, bad .enough but it .is Uintah Basih'section, through-th- e som teprovementver the other road and in view of the jmpbrtanct'pf a vast sectioh of agricultural tend which 4oet fxot hive the advaJitajre of railroad transportation, the .'Basin - - route'' ought to he.,ihe oneto receive immediate' atteation should be at the hands J'of :i,he people; of iaUtah. That-roa- d tourists from used it by inyedndistfrjirinadctriiave the tasts The benefits of building a good highway through d Lit would mean millions the Uintah Basin would be Williams VJEX' WORK- -- -- HER LA 1 Time. ! AW DO SOMP'M-O- 00 SUPV4-UO-U- 0O4T F-V- 1 SHE OOMT HT Wn t-op-o- oi .TRANK-JHEvJim- - VNORSE.-K1MD- -I- S A J1U J1T501 - TS J r ' Tm. JBr .J i rRiNCE OF WALES IS ; ' KEEPING . UKEtT.5I 11 T j- ELECTRICAL ; SECUETABT DAVIS Pwlght P. Davis Is a Utiuis fan first, and secretary of war second' rat least chronologically siienklng. - For Davis is relati - vely-new- -. -at the bnslness of running the government's InndTlctense'depurtnient biit long before tennis hit , the sport tsges as a recognized national game he was fathering the sport." - It is a case of V am ri ielnglmoe if .$23.00 y bis public let- - & Tajbot CONTRACTORS Kcpulrinj:,- rixtiires.- ; 234-t- . v ' ' Poc17e ' "Powell mindl y AUTO & MACHINE SHOP i FISHING TACJOiJS LOCK AND KEV WORK " MERErITHrYCLfi'-a- -l i none bz lis Luis. Ave. t. -- . Painting Cojr0 ENeLOSURENTTDUCO . rnone 8 WOBK r. 32 W. Center I I I , Convevancinir Notary. Public, H. r'. THOMASlrr . AJJSTEACT.0- - . . Provo,Utah - . 1214 W. Center, Telephone 86 Egan Motor Maintenance .C. We repair all makes of automobiles and do all kinds af electrical w6rlc Vico Oil and Grease HOTEL ROBERTS GARAGE 813.7 41 East First North rhone Service Day and Night fOnn. Knlirtil: Unnlr PHONE 719 Howard H. Epn, Paul A. Brown, Prop, ' j ' ' ., - n-op- ,' J MEET JACK DAVIS and his amous jSLENGARRY j.RwiLLiM MS4 Jh Jhtfrjsdafi FIX-I- T - 14-pie- ce Saltair Band at ' -- ' Universifv 179 N ' . and Greased at -- jy"tte Radiators and WeMlnjj Have Your. Car Washed Polished - hit .venne UnUerMty nodvjrd .Fender Wor- k- WlSafiS , Like PCi, - See Us About Your Titles City Auto Tod and ' - IIP vear. One AT AHLANDEITS Phones 4!)ltJ . j- A DIARY tors, j has a keen wit and on observ- - LONDON (t'P). 1 . h been snt eye, and it Is confidently Mated learned that ihe prince of Wales that what he puts Into hjs diary ' 'faithfully keeping a diary. Each every night would be weU' worth night lie writes into , bis book,- in reading if it became public. . lis '' careful rwittded v alllgraphy Vhaf be' ins done' eud thought durOTTAWA.' Oht ' (VP). Whetit ' ...-- r ' ' erop of the world for 1926 is ing the i!ay. most diaries, ' the ' Prince's bushels short of' the 1925 tejiofcd hook is tlWy confidential, yield, according to a summary Issu -' aiutaomedajr It Jmsm aoc-- ed y the J)Omi)tion Bureat jrf Stff' ' UsUcg."' pmeat worth a, afealocs Guymori the Famous ' TT 4f Padrof - - i jrrince, judging .Work gnarnnteed f- - T?H T. 'IV ionUtah-peopletolay-asid- - " W one-piec- - Wiring,. numbers front year to year and it would give a long neglected an farming section of Utah proper transportation Xacilities, aa improved iuto toad. in this aje, being ahnostjas valuable ' . U a steanj or electric line.-e theirjpersonal time It.ia ?rievances, ;to stop howling and growling, and put through some real constructive road legislation. Eureka Reporter.. 1 e .. Life ia beautiful, and, for all, we knowr Death ,1s just us good. two-fol- - Onter.-Phon- ? & VA R U - . (giutiooi ' Starting .anaTLigbiliif v ".. .... A. NASH TAILORING CO. e Transniission Suit or Top Coat .r made to Buwdcn's men .sure.- - Onr ne w Fall line has Lininy ior Ford Qara - v Just arrived. Phone 359 -- 225JV, Center E. IL SHIELDS, Agent F' Phone 201.; ,175 W. Crnter - The . - WhU it is not known positively, the suspicion is strong that - the phrase' Potold Wealth was coined ImmediateJy after the first Income' tax law was written. SUMMER. HONAE. t" 4 $23.00 i " Wl f ir jwrceot jilted - loa Wait $1.00 each d rWona " While Save your nid clothes and have Msttresses made of them. Wash-"ewobl"carde3, 20 cents per lb; unwashed wool washed and carded 25 cents. you-dri- buttaoaseyf thlnr to , Loose and Squeaky Wheels Tightened VJAH COUNTY MATTBE$?-fACTOBY this-inere- r'ia gM acy part have 47(1 L " NV Shop 215 West i SatiEfsfttion r Money Itaek 1st W. 3rd 8. nnd Loir At Phone (8 1 o - W no Farts. CV. Hansen 3 I G NS l. . DANIELS AUTO WRECKAGE E.OM0EC4 my rsr. 53 as Phone 68 . 3rd South and Univ. Aye. r lor.-oc- Heaflne rat - -- With T)anlet 'Aute ''Wrerfcage- .- I PIumbii aed 'rl ; Expert Aiito Repairing Lighting 'jLz Starting . Grain'nf Paper ilanginf Calehnlnf 809 W, tod N Pbime 633- - W. 'S " 'yt; For preuipt aer 1 f f i C.R. (Curly) Brown , 1crlI&irT7 - aiiiltTC-Trvcrrwoft- , MUSIC AND MTSICAlar MERCHANDISE e repair all lilcdf of If naloal ,natrsmeafa.'H'-- W, R, SCOTT -- u. .us! '.I GLOBE IJCSIC Ctt 102 N. Piilr. Ave.....'1'boBa 1ST W. Center 425. : MgtinaMMJIbf Ureaajid BaWsTireBhop peo-TT- r" ng, put ia. guaranteed byisreprssntauoiiioa(toiidUJcmsna - .;'"''' v clesnlr.g, dyeing. MITCHELL the TAILOR 333W; Center 101 N. UnT Ave, " VbamSHl ... t I...4.-J,- by repairing your old . ; ,,. -- r TAttORING .... ICan3aveYou50 tbry .i lrTMaiKie EowryProp. - ir 'Vest Center Phone 857 .' - 'failte it GENERAL SHOP Amos " nB-iftw- wa Stove Repairing llruiy ! jtJieold L The castings we furnish are cast Lsdlrt and fJenllemen :J to fit your store therefore last longer. Winter is cqmimj'Nuff Foreign and Domestic Waolons. . Uemodcli.ig, altaratiosa repairican bcu v fos suggests people. fWS would like-tfacPs.lNKk and alj tbelr friends. kk your-shoes-r- P"trl VrH9iK 1 filibusters who try to iutt In and Htlon is a man's . recreation. wimplicatff matters desorves a jrnoit spH ukluj , the Justice Department Profeasor Brown at the telephone : holds. "What's that T lou dont nnderstand my name? Spell ItT Certainly 1 B for Gen. Estrada's expedition was BrontQMurus; 3 for Ithlaophor-acasmatl --affair, but army men Bay It O for Ophlthotlae; W for might hove gdtmd control of Lower WllUgbaeya a,nd JI for Nucifraga." l alirorula, where Mekico'a' are weak. time a large man shrinks iiureiicnpa mere, in. the present from says Sidney Cluff a critical aituatlon south of the Rio small man will- - rlseto the occasion Grande, there's no knowing, they say at; the State Department the y "Beja .live- - wire eitent of the disturbance it might be Hidion, stejiped Bui k-- Gi't. heart. MmnlKT (itircus Mciuiiiiiil;ou which ure piled all kiuds of . : . !; Jdiuiiitics, must keep workliis-"tick- How Is the ticker? How is the lm: ti?k, lack" without 'luteruils-;- i But wheh 'ihcj: z-- c i the taorrow -pump? Blutig, but expressi ve The seconds minutes, Jioiirs, They drop this empty boast- -t The heart uuinpsthe blood sf ifui tTh then toroHefi women use Many cold cream on f.,vi:i;;ir thTState7r?natT realize that more their facea Instead of soap, practical For bacon, and for toasl twentyjjTour; woryiijgcjtl'tlonoMsry dtefrOT lieartieaae thanttroui texts have showu it more spme, expen ) :. hours a day, appFixlumtcly .seventy knockers out of about ninety per cent of them.; caus-e- uu atc how sire. Cleopatra strokes jiiitnitpv"from nroiffjhff jer jrMUr-.8har-e lhe iouristSf jvhoaperiaiat I foreTOUu'uuiiOkTGruucFfat Tknees, 3)ul hir's tht nln least a part of the summer "in Colorado mountain' parks, be- - Clwk, it stiis. It Is airalnst the law for an uto ttrat ' of disease to Toine up on the sidewalk after thing fato,utjter. eause there is nc-- good auto road leading into utan jrom me We heart iln jjiiHwiion v ( might . liken the heart to a consists-- , the proven- - its pedestrian priiii'ipully,-istate on the east, and the worst isart of it is that many years four cylinder motor, for it ir.is four tlon of rlicuttmtte- . attack's, ty proThefollies girl with the will most likely pass before feooeV highways ; connect the chambers, and four sets of viilvcs. tiaiion against vklons iufeetiona.TT'- - Nebraska farmer hit n the hiaA rounded figure simply has to fcrin scenic attractions f Utah with those of Coloradoui When the valves of un automobile the foci of infection, and by IlKhtnlns was only knocked out aiid bare 4tr, ; We have people in the state w!io are so sfilfish that they be .removing know better than to hit t Ttnportantrtr over a road rcnsjvfd uiul Kroyud so; lis to open a hist .infect txion r(fvtiLtr TiTrl arirshould vvill do everything possible to route motorists ' The name of the nly white in staying nll Nebraska farmer. af to is nod loss of reason there power. almost impassible1 be if that they know, to by monkey to arrive in this country is living. right , cllii-Is l i'arhon removed fr.uu the i iri. jHm, murmurs - UiHirsre believe that in soloing it wUJ take business to som isolated J'etroit Is taking a bootioirger cen umurHow necessary, them to watch out a.uHj lers. But not so with the valves UH-section. In other words they care nothing tor the comion ind M'onder what she'll do if she IUmstell. That's a good name for iu- for. Xb.e.'ichildrau! The school of heart. What (he cylinders of the tourist ftfid are pot in any way concerned if he has re do to the tattPI of the are too' many, pink elephants and blue snakes.. stj;tIoiv.'s now .'generally, in opera- - rln(J there ' sucl "as 'to be' doiie when tile heartIs ttonfs'.dplnjr 'admirable ork. r . tn .travd mamr tinnecessary milea.aThe businesi-whic- h heart Alice: "My buiani,-- I find has travelers:Jrtll bring tannetfiurJawns seana tobe pf-fir- sj been well - said -- "tl ;MTK K.tE A MENACE uiniHiig, miiuetiuies , .t . no sentiment'-- ' o io wno, wmie to these 'tree or oi many w claiming i , times second. people importance morq SYSCOKNELL ,imiitlV(UlAI per ECONOMIST Hannah : "How .dreadful !" . i e Kti ? Mr.. 1,1, n a booster for Utah are in reality' doing the state a great ir Orgauic heart disease, that is, the Alice: "Yes, 1 tan cry for hours m"-iolnits. work smoothly, asft that atrecf s the' va vm. justice. We find them also criticising individuals' and or wa without getting a penny .out of him." hornmllJ 'vou W are iinconsilootourid'---W to. a Ihn n.,il u,1 . menace m i i many, is usually caused by a ganizations who ar hftMy frying to be of service tae .,w' wh- - iw a.;. U t juatiUnfecUon,; riKlnti,1K'.i1 and by reason of kuch service :wiB. to replace state many times the humb,6frpeople who are,now jf;ndr ; i University economist who pewsivlth chairs to en rocking or But the heart U sb courage people to go to Why enjoyment inour farks and canyons. The white race is multinlvlne st a dont they do the Little does it benefit Utah to have a "firstclass road be rt to other nun job right and put con""m.-.-ucinorar grettterTag i jnwwiH-me others, In bnuks so the congregation can of Worry, wivy pnil JJUiojl i having lucrcused 130,000,000 rest in comfort there are rio.deeentHroad by hieh vimtors an comeintc mgrr; all contribute to causing the Improve jourreslstance by proper to 6O(),0(K),0(K) in 175 years and if this; state. The reason we are getting most of our touristr (iilon diseases of the lu'Jirt, such eating. eercfaw,vfwh-al-ai- i 'Cteeii.is malntainetl it win "Insurance Agent: One mom from the north and west is because they can get into thf illliitation, weiikness and doiron-- 1 vnnA wn mean pcnnnml 4iub.. ('ultlviiti chperfnlneim. i... before I fill in your ap - ent, sir, . . : . . . .. 1 - state from these directions with jsome degree of comfort and tttion of the heart muscle, the luwaru- men; avow physical and mid America, Professor Clark points plication. What make of ,car do eas4 nervous heart heart. and nicnrai excesss. 'out, pleasure. The bulk of our travel ought to be from the Provofte fl- don't drive sny I coming here from jCblorado Way Roads will continue to be bad as long as we have two or three Hit hate theta ! By : Life Insurance to attention and thousand devote no either' Many Agent Sorry, but .routes our. company no longer insures of people who visit the Colorado parks would come through ' am. -t- ej s K 1 , ' o -- WASHINGTON NEWS 6k WALT f RHYMES Ah Independent Nciripapei n. o Mm HiiMtii 4 J Ml-- ! i4 TLMELYi EDITORIALS ..Sffltmfceg-jttt- H . tads COLUMN ibring V RESISTS CLAYSON TIRE C0.; ""xpert, uD-t-o date( .vulcanizr ing all kinds. 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