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Show 1 V3- PROVO EVENING HERALD, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 4, 192(L ? ?ACE TWO - UAL PAGE KEWSjFTEATlJRES PRESS XOJIMENT RIPPLING THEEVKSIKGprjAfD I '.""f J- I 4rt Independent Nevstpzscr: The OFFICE .WALT -- RHYMES ,MAHf LETTED. : CAT Tlie goveni- WASH1NUTOX iBeutul uttittute In WmihiuKton i to the lur d(M very ' ' ." outlook. NoU)dy ran see hotf the French ultustton t?th straighten Itself out - TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS THE USUAL THING Texaala IxMMiiiiig Colonel floiue for tlw tuwideat-y- , hut a careful MKJaiiEB canto yats iaaocurioa "We need a business man." we said, f 'to act as Pumpkin reuiliiis of the lutimatcpapf ra furc ea u ta the conclusion that he la City's head; we need a, man whose own affairs give proof ,'Vm. H. Boniltok .m. ...... N. U Bar Ratmuaoa Ineligible wwier tha third term tra that he most surely wears head that is not stuffed with t bare ttitiou. , bran a prosperous, successful man. Too long we have 8Me dciwrlDM-n. . .. it ui AMmi TalAntum la for a ltMiking dictatorship ... been ruled by skates who are not mental heavyweights; cheap Kruiice for wune time. IditorUl Room. Talepbon HM ' Io yon thluk you coul learn to They look for In 1RM! a ttatlf la 1821 rallflMft u m chronics who for years have made of office holding just a it xim. - ta a i trade, uur city s lace to face, we find, witn problems of a But how will it help! .. bulldlct. P Booth rirrt Wan street, froTa, UUb. ftrf "No. I bare aa much aa I can ilarftld fcatorday, ud Sunday morning. Jxllrered hf fNo- drastic kind; we need a man of brains and nerveto handle do to' learn, tenula ah4 bridge." Vlnerwd. Oram. Proro Bepcfc, and Pleasant eoij- them as Jhey deserve.' There was one. gentleman in sight Even hiuUt a li tHtor,. their war ". Ualntt of wnatMer ntur snpuja m bo T7V , who seemed to fill requirements, quite. We called on James iudolitedirt'Ss will still htmg over thp When you invite ironhle it never " (tteonO cuw nutter n iflt potwmw w rruiv, Entertd " . aendo regreta. McBrindle Brown, the prop and pillar of the" town. Xo run for French i ' TERMS Of SUBSCRIPTION f ; 40c mayor, for we knew that he was gifted, fine and true. He " If a dictator undertake to settle , .... i la growing that he," On "my varatloiTat the bwifh the silvered M earrier, per wBth p to bore a high and princely name, there was no blemish on his it, k Mrriup utr rent. In adviDca .....v.... too, will be overthrown. A thousund,gIrliee within reach In , i, he means advanct Tear. a had r Utah aniilit. wad whose If lie retidiatea it, Krftteh: XEedit Contrfbuted fame; by righteous ..t. acquired i k. u.'llii ' no thrill fur me vw ami ii tnan in i inn iMvaitit Himn. uuiaiua weight would make you tired. Ha had no wish for office. wHlbe ruined, Preneh' money will be ForwifieJ.wu8 .nloug yon jee yefche mad the race witji no regret; When duty calls,'? he worth nothing at all, and iu that TV. 1. .i. said, 'T wot I must be Johnnie on the spot'- ?- Then we elected eveHt a 'hi iiv' tloHlttlerts H lH Itp over n J ren rrt s r I mw m thi tub' tJorOer- lit tdTTlf(t( toMjof tw eurrul mjq and nvhoopetf around till him. . were hoarse. thrown. lf the other day. 1 o'clock, . w-N EWBf A I' L ft' 'fiffTEEWU SB lUaiBES - BSOCUJI(Uf . .. ....(!'" offk-ial- " s . oil . Wlf -jl K)ve-u- e - TAU " . ' , -- ..... n,i I wen tanaa,iaiTts9 WmvU-tio- ' .a i Crete Ni$scn dims her radiant blonde beauty to, Luctiy Ud A Paamount HCUff - , " ... . Pumpkin City- - has a chancy w ried,"t prosper and advance; with such a mar) as J. M. .Brown to hold the down, with worth and virtue at the office chajr of . helm, all . til i l i i i ti i "Now Teaching Over ttadio 1. educational factor in American lifs is asan Parita w rse,- - .i a. -- im3s fAi4w2y3fi.$inj . WJ liut. 4n fvor of whom? It looks as. If present complications were due to remuin (mhhiiII-ci- i ted, and to. get .,wors. There to be no hope, even on the .....;..... borixou. - . eome? Mnddt-Ho- ; Dennis : 1 told .her- most of my friends were-fn- , raudeville,1 and she nunted to kuow-,ha- t part of the ntuto that in. wag f Tnnntntrmir-frTieymallke7store of hard earned irate ""Xolio'Jy suKKests on attempt at Hint the preserving seawtn will be net fetatinn. his broke heart, disturbed his mind, and in a little-h- ' They war debt collection by force, but oliK(rved this fall by canning many conducting Js & r.'rnfPnr t Colorado Teachers' College resigned. - And now. when good men are AnnrnnrhfiT BnA neither doeg nnytKKl.v .in ri' ii liof the politici3ns."- en- an has ' has shown, ' office schemes investigation are broached, the turn aJLpropo circles snsgcKt cancellation. The. holding i Spanish I, . s, ;n J. luJani. v 7 .llws .which, Frencb dbt simply is- swuw, nil anil SniWIT sitions down : "We don't f ortret " ihev and ollment of nearly imeen mouaim We heard of a yonug man who him-- or 's tiiei-e- , vho tuna in on kation K0A. there seems to be no rid of it. -- Millions variety of high school and college subjects. certhousands, lessons. these to Many access jvould have . them. of tainly, would take Advantage Kansas State Agricultural Colleg probably was( first to aut an actual school on the air..WorWflg in connection wjth Hivisinn lectures were broadcast, Questions Answered, examinations given an4 regular credit offered to- - Jt louks like llll'l 1)1 1... I'PI ...1 . J .. Belgium rifoes'Upi Beg atrocities K Belgium was the war's doormat. We heard of over, war now, is, The no whimper,', there in number, but wan to one one. arisen have of by Europe the iind powers one heard not We fees. have chirp yet over the fiddler's ' irom "the bravest of these, the Belgae' ;-.and that J Belgium owes the United States $417,780,000 ..to be of size that a for amount paying. small country no With the interest and alL Belgium will.hava paid ' In 62 year?, having the enemy tear up her $727,630,500 for. the1 honor-obusiness wreck: Key . " -- -- ;"-A- 9-- found a way.. The " 1 d Jiuport-- es wldtpread. interest. .... The former story,. disposing Hoover as the czar of the air, niter the first few days prediction of chaotic conditions cine to the seurare" ot favorable wavelengths by not jusnlKned by the Commerce was .submerged as a y Miimcr-titbl- e lic. - tlis -t3- DEATH And the trajl wlnda up J ; tilth aplotciea of gold aad. grejr: to the aummlt.. ravished trees ' vacant aky. silhouetted against e ...... 4 -- fiiiJiier- wtb -- BT , J!, , - ! -- "NEW YOBK, Aug. 4 (UP). Jlie summer, long and arid of radio news s an empty bottle la of liquid, bus bloomed forth tbls year with two of the biggest radio stories In the hiatory of the industry. - J Or perhai -- I ahaU atep off i ' That I To the 1. (Not even tvniembtanc) do ( not know. case is proved by " reliitioriH, the Knllsh ' am sure of to mast go forward' . Jus-- e iMUi km, mm KIMmm. i 3 BH4N aSk BliaW B.. V I'lLLS. fc. H Omt. 9MM. Kllllil. MS af MuiGGuti mtM W svuiwtut X TttO TOR A VNHOLE. "GiT SOOTO CUT VjttK kr-JfcVst- ttj ' SOMElMtKl2ct KjOVN tin tflHSi! 1HH1-LA- Into th Unknowable Unknowa. " ll s - bed-bug- . " more cordially than she does'nmv. She. never jflwders up her face, aud Americana will not have a parFr- - this I love my Sadie ticularly kindly feeling for the I'll see the cirens comes French. For she's tbe bearded lady. extra miles - Producers, Refiners . Public men in Washington are careful not ".to say anything very strong for publication' but' there is no question that resentment among llicni is Increasing, with the niohli-lof Aiherlcans in Taris and of the United States In the parliament as "a. mere :' mercenary. tttilHnIon of on immediate explosion is expressed: What is reKiinled as almost inevitable is a lK'fiixt ol liard tceline lsrweeii this country, and tbe old world unpVasi-iitand aiwajs liable to de--" velup into something dangerous. .Many a person has received at cold shoulder from the butcher. . ' ... ' Steve. Willis says he. is going to get his wife to make himl some gingham trousers. He says it Isn't fair for tbe glrl,s to have the' monopoly on cool clothes. n A-- Texas negro.'a field hand, "had gom'uorth." le- asked for a job at! a northern city employment agency. "There's a Job open 'tit the Eagle J!jndr.VJ:rMid.the..maBV'bin4 the desk. "Want .it?" ' shifted TJjp s. H ii k ruwiuni' iiuuiiiik i- Y tr-u- jr -- r i mt ; M2r nardy-naflse- n Trarisler Co; i -- i - v t i ' , . k ScvthDahiUtaK Walking e. J NO I vr HONrlST 'lT Mag has his price, woman bas her figure both are uncertain. ,MAA X . ."i - J" i I . ' m'WS I I "Yon may. be a .boon to" your mother, but you're just a baboon to me.""" - ; Si ' lSM f v r lit w' KjszKrtnyrfozrYrrsi:,rri Wi ,.' and Wyomint - $q9S paterae -- OFTEN t.' Cords Gum-Dippe- d Big tires little tires every price is lowered! Now is the time for you to get new tires for the hot roada and the long drives, of.summer Take the uiwr? tainty out of your pleasure jaunts and your business ' trips with new Firestonest at our low prices. at New Low Prices h b. Gordon MISPRONOUNCED: moisten. The t is silent OFTEN JUSKPELLED: Hoosler; not ":.'.' - : Other-Siz-es WORD- S- OFTEN nsUSED": "Staid", 'means steady . and . solier. Don't confuse it with "stayed." s, -- . tl - " J)AILYXESSOKS By - GlGord O of-tw- "I'm damned if I do," said Adam as he ate tbe. apple. DOUY MAKE. A ' OUTA MOrJH'E ME. UKE, iHlS! s-MA j. AT 2oo Pounds . r-nmr- it 30x3 applicant uneasily from one foot to the other. 'Tell you- how it is, boss. I sure does want a job mighty bad, but de fack Is, I don't know a thii 'bout wash-i' eugles." - . Was preferable to old age - W?rshrrrgton'sdope --probe shoord Death r"."r" "For "Aleiander Fish ;- "- '." take. in the Congressional Record.; He toned in during an electric storm And quickly got his wish. Even though Paddock holds sprinting records he's engaged. she was only an amateur tennis player, imt I liked ber form. Hurried Chicago bandits got only se $9.0tXimisMing to take our vacation late this year to avoid the rush of people taking their,, vacations early in the year to avoid the rush.", t. hiih-Sra- i' nd Marketers of petroleum product in Arhmsai, Cp?orid, Idaho, KnaM. Hiatowi Montana. VAraika, .New Mexico, Oklahoma, Oeioo, Pdckedwith - en Conoco. CONTINENTAL ,OIL COMPANY : JN ENGUSH1 MOVING r'.' ninning order.- "That's why we say the Conoco sign means a saving to you. It means extra milei and extra miles mean less expense., Keep your own mile&ge record and prove it but be sure to buy at the sign of - uduully beHif? 4apuing to the accompaniment of a churns nf references to the United States - .HOME THOT'OHTS: Taw says as "Uncle- Shylwk", by the leading the best way to get rid of s British mid public men. Is to chase them up the bed spiral Jn the other hand, If France re- springs 'til they gel dizzy amr then she un- suffocate' them with a sock.-pudiates doubtedly will hate America even' up.-bi- . Amwboov who cam Throw 3 go poukios around uke ...... And beyond... r By Williams tiRED OP I end-- Department-e- CHicfiEsmeius Our Our Way I All that 'atrallyrtbe Into nothing -- -- AVILLIAM-X-FAGAM- This n) fiuartet you handed meaoesiVt ring true. t'ustomer being What do you expect maybe the top when" I ahali aee shady slope alumberlng Into thvaTe of dreami ' w dared hot dream.;". ' (Uwting-col- That thry will be bad in the America was one which aroused on uijiilitiu of WEAF saving you at the end of the summer, wouldn't it?" But with Summer Conoco Gasoline you should do better than that. You positively an do better than that if you drive carefully and have your car in good learn not to laugh." 1 &veu jmore Sll m calcu--fllat- wax the most ant of the pair, but the sale of WEAF to the Kiidio CoriMtratloh of - But :King Albert has Iraih-oa.The system has been turned over to private capitalshort-Iterjcompany has agreed to exchange stock in the roads for government obligations. Interest on. the railroad that h dividends, still is guaranteed by the govern-Imen- t, giving investors confidence. In .this way. Albert tareturdlathe gold standard j)pt.laterthan Jan.. i . Belgium It trying to fignt, notary, ner way oux oi state-owne- tkir ruling In regard to the Depart-wen- t and their badness will be aggravatof Commerce's authority over ed If a settlement fa refused. brOudcBHttiig you could get just one extra mile per IFgallon, that would be a big to will sta'y bad Indef initey. They will one . ; boy. continue to lie bad if the Paris "Yep," replied the'otber. "1 could ngrees to' a delif setfleiiient do'tibe work all riKhf,""but I couldn't ...... conversation by the A. by the 'I'lHlny, siioculiitlon as to the fiit-.policy of the new owners of WKA who already jwinrrnjt be iiiljility 'WjZ'aiid TtsIesserHEbt IH iiml have arfilimiotix with the (leneriil Klectrlc and WenthiKlnMise coneerus. is occupjing the .spare tllu&joJLuiililons wbo are Interested In radio, eitlier fiiiiuicliill.v or as listeners. It is certain tluit tbe Kadlo IVirisinifloii has IKMwesslon of Amerlciih broiulciiHting KttJN t5raT-i?nBadena. stations a broadraster vbit-- has news. S p. ni., musical program. done some- m., " pbeiioiuennl tilings and fcNX (:7m) Hollywood. Usual done them In a manner which, tvr features. 4 p. to., Boy Scout musical oroaucasl art, has.uelther been siir-- . proKram. 7 p. m., organ recital. 8 pasMed nor equalled by pny- lailiu ' p. at., poortesy ptDgrhni.'- 9 p." m., iecEnictans In the" world. 10 p. m., Henry studio, program. njalstd' duiR-- orchestra. 11 'p. "in., A new cigar will be named Fold" Oocoumit Grove orchestra. , so perhaps It backfires. KGW (491.5m) Portland. 6 p, m., diuner concert, 8:20 p. m., vaudeYour luck may be bad, but a New ville program. 10 p. m., dance Jersey couple has. ten daughters. f 1 . AUGUST B KPO (428.3m) Man KranciHco. tla. nal featurei. 4 !30 p. m., Palace hotel coiicertorcheHtrar 5:30 p. m:, oblldren'i hour. 6 :30 p. m., States reatatlrant orchestra T p. m., Rudy Helper's" Fairmont hotel concert period. 8 p. mi, studio program. 9 p. m., studio program. 10 p. m., dance orchestra; Kua (301.2m) Oakland Usual features. S p. m.boys' prograiii. 0 p. m. Bern's Little Symphony orchestra,. 8 p. m. vacation program. m., dance music. KLX (600m) Oakland. 7 p. m., news.' Bllent after 7:30 p. m. - JCHJ (405.2m) 18 Angeles. 6:30 p'jiifc, children's program. 7:30 i 8 p: w.t ,- serlptm string quartet,. 10 p. m,, dance music. Los Angelea. Usual (4G7m features. 5:30 p. m., dance orchestra. 6 :30 p. m., dance orchestra. 7 p. ni.(j "Tbpsy and Eva" company. 9 p. ib., whistler. 10 p. m., populur ' ' .. , program the doom of ignorance In the hinterlands. ' I " B"ny n v. On The Am v.l . s&rmmomm ; - of getting ton; aiih;. Jutie In his .tronU-r-s and had to jump in a barrel to hide his " . ; relations are bad confusion. now not officially but actually and every indication is that they 'Lose your Job as a caddy?" said . jvlde -4- ' - SYNONYMS:" HIGH PRESSURE. : 30x3 Regular VI Cord 30x3H Etra Size CI Cord 30x3M S. S. Cord 8. S. Cord 32x3H S. S. Cord s. s. Cora rr.T7T7. . ; . 32x4 - " attach, . connect, , Jidiiniteajffli,cojijjoin w ORD STUDY t .!X'se a word thre"triHis an4,H Js yours." Let us Increase our vocifchtilary by each day. Today's word: GOHEOUS;glitterIng In variis colors'; showy, ""The offi cers were stripped.-their gorge-- i 4.75-4- t29x4.?5'... 1 ...A.'. 17.00 21.25 19.20 .t;t -i- t.' : 23.25 - ..... . $15.25 , , 20.5 25.19 (30x5.25) 5.25-2- 1 rv BALIjOON , .$10.25' 12.75 .... " ? mw,jinift)nmC " Matrimony , , is fle peak of Rick-ard'career as a fight promoter. s -- OLDFIELD TIRES AND TUBES AW-SELLING AT NEW LOW PRICES - 4 BRIMHALL BROTHERS Phone 260 Tire Merchants r 223 W. Center |