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Show m. page two PROVO EVENING HERALD, TUESDAY, AUGUST S, 1926. ' rrr i NEWS tEAT URES -- TrtN TT TT-A TIMELY; EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS PRESS-COMMEN- T. The ' OFFICE CAT RIPPLING RHYMES An indepemehiNewzpaper. BrBI8BAMOMATI NEWSPAm -' MEMBER DM-n- yyBgg ; rays Assofixxiox a OPINIONS CHANGE I ij - ft- IIASQN i recall that fateful night ahen we surjounded ir H. HontfBkeok ?n?ZmZ and rods him on a rails we made an effigy, Dight, Dingbat . ty ....... t N Qunnar Baamsaoa .y s well, andiy the Delegates' Hotel it fluttered in the gale ' ' .'. . .. A JThiff Dingbat' got himself in Dutch because he always Busings Offlee Wepbnne .... t. .'. . i Bditomf Booms. Teieyhppe ,. y y ; talked too much on high and sacred themes; he was opto ttt posed te every creed that sad and errifigBOrtalft need, he tsub&hea u r'weekfr't IK; diiy jsaEtah.fiitAdtreBlnfc Tery 60 Hoot Hrst Wwt Wreet, prcfO, had reyoltfn breams. He thus applied the wordy gaff to Herald Mmidar moraine: LtoUwea M earner in rrovo, t that were the rod and staff of thoughtful, earnest things tt Lake View, "Vlwar4,1ori, Prove Bench, and Pteawmt Ttew. and so we rode him on a rafl around the square and W. men; once. be Tetoptwo should made whateve it nature of then jight back agaiiUTrAnd rwhile- - h past the JaiIr-nr- J nr, Bnterei tecioli flaae Matter Mne yoensKW e about he bore ; the tjgma of disgrace, an" liyed i Am c'iart7fiyrf AM he he till outcast had assaulted, t6 his grief, the diedj DtHref4 bf iarrle, p moutl was a, pious citizens: wsei m suojects gjoriueflut-ana- t while dvno and seen have water much fjow from I per MaU Ago, weary in UfclKeouutjr. IfcUvere tf ejroaty, per out the fkniMrull rjam, since Dirigbatjred himsejf rect Dellrered by maU in UnlteU Stat, ouUlda UUh ....... -.fw and shocked the ar the Tecfc brcaUirrg- - faith im than botlatfl ThflseidaysJtJs Ammonithirjjgor meri tatake a hitter tt advertlaUig eepf tor tot evrtmt 1mm jduI k fling at every creed arid god; the lecturer arrives in town U o'clock, a. m and knock; a row of senptures idowriji while listeners ap - . plandrA5d ieve irf the village kirk the priest announces Poeketbook WarwittvN8j siiiri oid things are out of date;" some parts of ' Twelve years ago ttle dlsaonances !o Europe Genesis won't wash, we must discard the bunk nd tosh. 'fe ,...,i.ni...o .. : !v weB flwtthatXFj (Ml4l w jwty-l-ho- Jrtr t-- c crotttB swertleWiWWavea' J caU my beomae be ma b'k. all wet and make 1 . hatrer BT the way, Red Grange? f becaw rt - nni nri sois-BiMln-ti .$. viM?'"V'jj 4- rifl jr, Ft f k .went into the war about it, xme dragpnf ift anotlier untfl ' most everj'body Vas into it.. ,' It was a war to end war.' Everybody, said o. This thing time' WR$ would settle - "P ;7"L. fr "y6fight .' pin-mone- wcrti uriiiuuoA, Ills Ply . with zeal the ribald tongue, but. none in effigy is hung, or ridden on a rail. Old Dingbat.now. were he at hand, might in a fretted Tormer views, and worahlDers :. would say, "John Knox was not so doggone orthodox he ' wears a tealot's shoes !" - . - . " - nre von acmbbiue,; ' s It -- Insecticide r- & tliie yeult'cJeAauaBve wiearS.' expert entomolopiaU and ehniBt. ii. harmleaa to mankind. . Flit hat r- - ptacea tne Did metiioda beeauaa it kills oil the tnaectB-rodoea it cjulddy. i t -- Get a Flit can and sprayer today. For a: aale everywhere. m making .:r u nr. t "'i I 7- ' hy dejiih? -- " DESTROYS grows larger e'nlora it? Aim. A hole.'' Is tlie letter K like Ansf-i-It is the end of life. IjS T( Mosquitoes Moths Bed Bugs : Roaches ' Ants su th mi five lottery jjwimtrwurd-wltl- i" when two are taken away leaves with her toes in a KhoH time nud one . Ann. Mone. Albert "Wofflnden'snvs then slie does a railroad enclnwruj,,,, to flirt. ' wear ,a cup? Antt. To cover his ; ; bead. L I'U" IIVNTiaTfliLyou think of Gerald?" L-. is the name of some liet Jrleud ask, : fish that can lie' pronounced with " "dh," replied the Provo flapjer, oout moving your. liin. Ana. Her "he Isn't much. He hasn t leurui'd to kiss without milking a ring.. bolotiga to yon, yet If smack.?. , .v .' used more iifleu by others?. Ans. Toiirnanie"."" ust' TIiIiiirTolm,""we douTf have; Q What state is round itt both (o puR down the jtliudes : wle're ends andJilgh In- the middle? Ans married; now. the lde lines hare brought nuidi-- f cations Jn the color, nnd -ut of our military raiment Many another cn.ai.ge, however, has been purely a matter of some new stylo of no more- - real utility than the bustle ' .' had. the Tltfllfj-- ' FiKhthiR in Cuba nnd khaki. There) pines lutrodueed were, two reasons why. .Tn ItetuUittonui) muhket-hmi ranee. Ejjen the but a t lvil War weapon carried o;dy four tiTuw thiif.Iur. AiuclLu2sriLticc!e' -u- iijfc' ...... .. j5rotvcti.vt coloring didn't couutr If Ans "WhatIs reformer?" a U Permanent waveb are not the a man was close enough to hit he "One wlm seems to enjoy seeing only ripples on tfie sea of uiatri- wafc (lose enough to see, no mutter Unit others do not have any fun. uiony. what colors ihoj. wore. Hut now were much 4r(ter and the ruiiaes have-beewho Corn, eot ton nnd wheat Wbv doesn't the criminal In fudms ito-lu- s tailed liiiig.aiul some punster may wishesto conceal himself become The neutral-tinteoucKKrouud. die tnter. vet the. uptnl some famous husband ?'- klfakt guv-- him some vhani.-- to do tr.' ' Tlie bungalow may Jiave a brenk-.'a- t She : "Why is your voice of the earlier Also, the dark riMilu. but Iirny Chnstonsen sharp?'' umfurm ut"tuo sun's a)sorbcnt wjis T ImVe bin-savs Hie liiidiijglit supper". ro(u is ire": try fravs, Hinl; for f rgpkaV lie puiHry. IT" word in edgewise n to for mg pet warfare, too hot.-- "rTnu" WoiTiVaroTTnd"io7arm.v (;ie rtiih dentist works a clever in tls pres('TinoUve drab, buf with litide'. ISofore he presents his finiil standing eollnr. and sojiicwhut aba victim bill, be tihvH.vs gives his breviated sl;ii'ts sniff of langhiug gas. Now ii s.audiu Is uucouh on 8 warm day and a foitablo ONWA1UI ' coat lacks- Some 1 11 not eonfer.wiLh borrow. our of officers' ovc"Vos took Till tomorrow-- : Hv fiI.VKl.KS joy, shall have her .way. KK "Writer. they'd like lapel siVpiSPSfeJ,", U"'f - This wry; Uny. fc niTaT "TSAII5iTroX3nni"TCe coats, and louder onesv Large, bod aduvtlon of the roll les move slowly and the war thms;h Very often, says Pon Snow, those collar, on coats afid overcoats, the nient only; recently approved who eat nothing. on a holiday feci I'nited States army at lust has the change, bflt nlttmately It did. I he the lest dnynftiTjvoivedJig.cnmfortubleJ nniforut s has any army In the world. A liabv alrl get too W to play ,The soldier's convenience hnsn't In been tlie sole Consideration, American history, In .dicttttiiicwhat ihe iiationVfliiting menwere i to wear. : True, most 'Wubs not. only ours IT ' WKOsI (OH but others that we've' watched from IHcP? th he fa't -- yi-W- hy th " pr -- dii of - i' Ur-Wh- at i fol , DRUGSTORE a .,:;:. - -- et F two on overprrceor vx we be. an Someone has. said, believer that this was ' unpreaedented era of peace. He must have 1eenT a heavy smoker. For, you can t stir up nearly as much dirt with cannon as you can with a poeketbook, s. d e , rr.tT;.jt . ''Hwwplug, y-W- .', . fectionihai shifted t6:ouii:infe1ii;h02idsbnes8. Americans are It has reached the point where money-lade- n finding it had to force their way about over there d they can :t . licd AVlml ' now you take from . Kntckr-KnBCK- cfrrlforT.Tirnr. . - T A Scientific " front gate. Hijt " Uw-min- ute Kate,! And afiso bung on the old fronf : gate. tJp-Wh- The French .folk and the French selves rieht and the began English taking a sly. verbal poke newspapers at us here ana were., vine wora nyioc was mpmwneu in - ?. the Rialto, and not in; a,whisper either. "v Now if has reached the bajnt woere th6 war debts Is the cau"or4hi:j01d;-World'ft4MO.4used to be the Teutonic t autocracy, muitansm, ruthiessness, out tne source 01 tne m . jjf btutlfu! sifcinge- - 1 mianaeiTnionaT-o- r lie hung Flit Khw All Household Insects 1. Flit aprajr abo eteer your both ia a of disease-bearin- g flies and mosquitoes. It is dean, t&ie and easy to use. Spray Flit on your garments. Flit kills - QUESTIONS AMI ANSWERS Qnestlon Vht full of holes Answer A mid yet holds water ai - lat e on .Oiewonls buga, roachea anta. It aearch out tea orteka and . .crevices where they hidt and breed, and . UCBWUV IUBCVU) pun UIVIT VKXa. i, hW wife waa aroused. - 'tit raothi and their lam winch eat hoJa. Extensive testa khowad that Flit aprajr; did not a tain the meat delicate fabrics.- - - ' J Flit spray destroy bed r - 'Married." vnini on our doorstep. er awaf when bugs need not wreck your if you use Flit. . a, BED 'JLs "Huh? Chainbermard?" 1 - 4fi;; rd Ktute. And he wlpres EFd hung on the old - - l:t RAmO TROUBIJCS The ina&ritoine from A nlgit t tlie club who fried to get Loa Auge-J- e by Junlng Jn on, the duor kmdi, ; - uiW xyiiijLVk a cjJcia Ffjiv o nuiiiji faithwasstout; and : halernfen tko-ITnitft- seer-wn- - zttyv ilpff-ita-4ic- Guns andlransportatjon Unfortunately, it eost to inns Europe a way of eating up a person's . soon touna ntrseu a nine snori m cnangr. pui, iuai It be to true; rich too almost States, T,oro was a" day of exuberant credit; almost anyone eouKj iure mof a ni nnrrpnpv ftut ' at our r cof....fera.It even- Germany, At lentrth Germany nersen canea a n io us uuwuguu "fr"MeHon Raf down "and tesran thumbing a few had figures on them, and it was discoveredofthat pages that " the the Old World was sitting jiot so well on the of over came to statesman one the One ledger, rbf eould drive. The. Pittsburg gentleman gently - bargains they Jjut firmly convinced them that, yes, there really had been " '? ; war. k . .' ' in tfie'severai verities Mellon's hand, Witbrlln dignitar iea wended their way homeward, and then learned they bad made their first mistake. They had thought that because thfi cannon had ceased fiririihe fighting waa'all done. It . didnrtake'1onirfbF them rta anlearn that.' - v The franc skipped its way down. Every time it fell four points, France changed cabinets; and it fell four points mote. Somehow the troubles with the franc seemed t perch them- ; i. the-plac- .. -- Prison VlMrrtir : : Ito J you think your early eavlroumeat was la any way reKMinille. be " a 7 Conylct : Yes ; X used Aspirin Tablets "TrtM-ufiS- ' the-ri'for- reHeTe-pain-col- ds; head- - - m Its BBTIfi ENTIRE ONE OF THE - ROCKY MOUNTM All-Stee- Clear Vision l, Body is as Rigid as a , DlViSiDN BY H. H. MERRIUj .Wor Is girfiift forward slowly on During tlw yti miner nunrthg iuitch' tbe atbleU? flpld on t)ie lt f th tline has been sitent ou' the "l'".pri)pMl itajliiiu. Wuca, Awevt'r. ..Ii'ifithnJl field. In order that It may" fiillr fonr feet of earth mimtj b" i In shajw for the oiouln)t of the moved from one- end oJf the- - field .to , gridiron game thia fall,. Men hate the- otherln the leveling XtH'n rmiiloycd 1o dig what clover there la no bojie of Its. Iielng e at the pre.-e:!f a:id alfalfa roots remained rate In field out ly Amid Id order that lens Jhan two years." The site Ih Mttntt-t.a-i- ns nnt'ht not- find coa-- 1 a lovely one and" will lierome one AnieHea whrti (Jitions iinfHVorahle for- the great- at the flHet flelda-UIt Is fiiiKshed; A, ateep f ttll-sldest, of all college 'games.'There will not lie a ntubMe left Inore than one hundred fM on the field by fall," said Klcfer K., will 'offer foundation for "'tne' tier M SnulH iniroliHsfnn apeiit "of the fif Mfytu nh otM. ntHf. Yn tifrj. bow n bxl who Is overneelng 'the work.; IkiwI which' will IkI long mnish X, "The men uuve Jkhi rtntired to afford a 220. yard 4; .xtmU;ht away '" ' . muke a seareli for the suiliMes ahd wben It la finished.. . . Steel Building Iit 730-MinuteRid- e Will Win You HUi.Ut06l.UJrA:FR A I With 4h fVilnritdn "'A!r!'trB.r-eiiUto: femov-- them- with- a - Brnhhlng line. The r(Kks,t too, have leeu rerence cliafiijilonn; :UiTtta'H Ag"4 . ' gleA, the atata ehainplouH; and the arefuUy giithered off the field Onllforula nn' entire!. Aggl. I h Saols,In wmjity-nitMr,. ' ftrguniaitloBr lRiul-trttmnge fuming Jo l ip 4ver to battle 'wltb lroro " found l,t nnd to to? dojlRiit nrflay offlelul are evjwlally' eager that to lte iu exwlleut oudllion. Great chilli l)eUrtie to &iake e take? Jo Irrignte every thing fains bnvp-neI great' games a the field In order that a fine crop' the for- - a (Krone - 1'rospect Congari be white of elover and ftrtim mlht teanktbfw-yea- r wer brfghtjurt 1W nrodnml- to eawe the 'falls that eoaehea trill not know lor mm fhe men are Mire footlmll of .Houie d Kovwulter their sqnad li Wit tike Until Ihey tVtooerto tk- -l fcow many! nf lb star per when ttie AKrleultural CoUeees of dimover tttie three stiites oiiie to Provo to rra-pet- forwem have been called w tew th worhTfco lAake wTtU . the Young Congarsi. liitttnua JlaW.' ' Pines hnve tieen laid to all iMirtB of towd6wnain the tcUgioaB' tme'to lt youth. perbApa, "ai the field through .whieh .water ,nati ItUl been mil to siipiiletuent the Ixrhia-- ' r that lins 'been: used free rtevondary 'td the" ednrattwial3 pr- 1 ctrrtetr on by the faculty. BOX-CrCTT CHOCUTS? O A MOU, BAGt PER FOVJH BT9 A SOSOX-FE.R-r.HJllM- . -- - -- CAlKlV AS"v I CC1 FOlO Am ' GO AYH 50 BAD i EF V IT'S A PAR O' SHOES i We CPEK1S IT SHE'LL iHvuvlTS A SET HE O FORS WA&1 ICS EM CREAMSi CAtERPltLvRS KOSS HAIR .'M' A BLANKE- T- WMEwU, V" THwHLL "TICKLE ttU- - A 80X AS TtOt "THE.M BREAD loaves " ' Bread T7T77 Cakes , . fancydozen 3 Cream i pint Cn UU - " ." A.A. Wasatch' butter, lb. -- f NUT BUTTER Wilo; -- lb USED GARS 210N.3WPhon s j i t , Timpanogos butter lb, :for latemodeL; 1 t Banquet butter- 4 I85-J- 10c Ih. A --WILL PAY CASH r :..;:;-:-";-,30- : . i Utah r 15c IRn 1UU - Steak'-Ib.-7Trr.T7.7- ..., CIu,uniT)ers" 3 for; : 15 lbs. potatoes Bananas ,25c . rr.-r.- -r. Loose Cocoa 3 lbs7 - - - j i j 'r '. 47c 47c TZ45c A, Cabbage lb. r.Uc, ;:...rr. Summer squash ach T.7l'. . .T 30c Corn 3ozeri 5c. J5c - .... ears , New Strained Honey in jottles gallon . bottles-- bottle Pint ' - ' bottles . .. . twi ' ; DILL Dill for those tficklesi 45c bunch...l......i.i. . APPLES Astrican Apples - . 25c ctx:oA Loose' Cecoa' 2. lbs. i .. Cocoanut looset lb..- Jt t.t .4 305 Hindwdrsh 464 West Center ' ar open until S :30 o'clock Saturday J- r bushel'. : . . 85c .. s -- ..... 25B tt il TOMATOES -i. 7 lbs. good torn a toes t-'pf- e, noc . HONEY We c r... 7 ... 10c - field is- not , as sBtfotfas It will be la-rTHKRI 19 NO GREATEB ADVIB- tcmlK-- r owing to- - toe "i fact that MEDIUM IM uT An TISINO with grubbing has gonej forward THAN THfi KTENINO COUNTT filled vigor. These holes will IRALD (XASSiriHD OOLtJMrfS and Kdred Sunls Mr. ine, however, the w hole ground wUl be carefully worst in the conference; J shall he greatly fllsnpnoluted if It" ts brtt on? of the very best. The grass is growing lnxnrtantly and the white Jtvcr thfc field clover Is spreading ' " - . In" fine shape. HiH BUTTER at we'iit.tbe the 20c Canned Milk' Brglir-)fouriffoorJ)irW"f- -- Rljs Fresh Cherry Mlkr quar e mn ' iV " . lb. - faf Provo WEDNESDAY '.MORNINGt VEGETABLES SPECIALS Potatoes Mutton Chops ..25c-JO2JJq pew 10. lbs. Lettuce Pgrk. Steak 25c head V... . V . j i Rib ,..m MILK - The-fieia-- 40c dozenr,T.T rbrl - ,25c Rolls dozen Bread am-ccB- Uust HEDQUIST DRUG : STORES -- VMHEW r8 - 25c By Williams falritf I'M A BLAhAE. FOOL?. PAWIU' A e Tablets - Out Our Way : - 24. de-pa- . - bob-taile- d IETTEa . la-th- 'wr ,WASHINGTO; cbtajmaejuwiJgia..pa;lnjB-- l promptly. made from They are TKl'K Aspirin dislnte- v' Krate quickly and, therefore, grfve. almost ihune-- . 'cBatc benefit. i n them lu this big eeo- noniimal bottle ofTOO ail ' Save money. ' 4ffc |