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Show if """" THE EVENING IIERALD, MONDAY, JIXY 19, 1926. NEWS FEATURES PRESSeOJ flMENP Til.IELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEVS: ' ! RIPPLING RHYMES T a . fHE EVENING HERALD An Newspaper. -- '"I 'Independent r ASSOCLITIOH J7ALT tlASON; f : w . III - fJAT ; I I on l It waa hla first will, but be waa IULK AKUUMEIST-- ' - ' . ' Goose Mother How the lirda8hin blade, and m toon uffer;irom Inen's " blind abuse! Did the tow iumn o'er the moon? Did the I? IIorBibrot .Men: of learning say IV tosh ; each the parlor be aald: abduct the ..eat t spoon about a klaay JGnnnar Bafiaaoa wild statements will not wash. Cows . are .enrthbound, ; "Bow . . r-t Mil rixbt," aald tbe jtrl. aa abe wings; they anuggled Into hia anna ; "but only ... .IP? sordid things, and they're never seenorwith tor 11 Boo mi, Telephone Wilbur-Wrigh- t; yni'v .tan't emulateUn flight CSblonelByrd ma wind, tecaaaa fatber'r awfully t.Mi.i-(wklT Id l&Wii daily in 192X PublUW Ja Hit even learned to fly they would never travel high; trlct, and you'll bare to o at 11 they "Li t,iuir. K1 .itli Firrt West Street Pro Ctfch, TT Veiling, ; they would never fly away from the bran mash and the nbaqt." L, atiil feundav moraine. Delivered by carrlsr J AH tora-Vtaw. Vi hay. Nature's laws must be reversed ere 'a. cow er steer Pleasant Ueneh. Prnvo led Hrcm vi..rH i. r.t wiiBta bursf frdnv the trammels, they declare, which' Procan Jndje Morjaa aaya boyt dont na- m i w snouia guu ittnn matter care about keeping T hat , vmm. ia with crowd natly there another But in uosmincs tne an ia retro, air. at hibit flights Entered ti second class Schoolgirl .Complexion", Tbat'a the the roast men and iron: endowed ; faith .they foureyed TEEMS OF StlMSCBOTlON naiaon thpy bruah tbe powder off : who from study and from den send out statements which their mouth ivered bf cirrlefr coata aa aooq aa they set home. Goose. ...... of Mother she "If tales all a aavauea traduce the lays hkHler. otr rear, ia ....... ..3.M milk cowt flew all the wastes, of etherr through, it's ,. mii in iTtHfrTouritf. Per year, ia advance hot WOMEN CARRY VARIED ' AS? vered byJmail J Unitett States. outstda Utoh cottnty, ours toJcarp or kick, asking how lit pulled the trick, jJt's. ASM not ours to reasOir why;: asking how a cow could fly; we -- are told the old cow flew, and for us that fact will do. IIewl rfteaUr - my pdtrae eteala i t MEJIBEB JiEWSPAPEBEXTEBPBISB 1U.MBEA LRlifcU riii.D MBuvutiun - - U it s,,ri it. - laiheygiie,JuidJabate;ieam , amall, and the men of great, learning -- hut of faith f at least a little caih. i bw: ateala woman's be Geti a awful bumh of tojnfoolery. But get - Wbiie-- to rant and rare, parables which surely find every recess of the mind. As I read 1 hear tne row over toina ana tne Otter states would tary slightly. o at 75, thojuglva baby costs '120 the first ea1TMUcBSjf ; -- cost ot being Dora. in Califomia; ripjjHhreejfftB4 st ; e - ' f- - a . 4thudrawon42S .r. Yes, we will -- K .. g ever .... Putl the trigger FoFJoseph Bright What he thought a cigar, Wus dynamite. 7 dem-strat- ' ,. J - mn tll0 plnnt. iimlut 107 WEST CENTER S' THIS IS 1HE WAY TrSDOOT t" rural communities you " get timely telephone Service. . Ring once and you get everybody on the --- vJUvery- ' year we sentence thousands ".'. Jo. !alMcaJJJjc l. DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISIL:. Une. I Out Our Way srhaft-retUr- x ue 'millIw days in a- -- : A la Q 10 -7- inyhalt.T Jiat weather and every 7 to )fdLS'Y' T. on.' This is oft the' tlieory that "both -. Cheer up old man, there are lots states are wet. Election uia irove one or not h, of them to be' otherof other fish in the sea." "I know It, but the last one " took wise. Nevertheless, such h the "dope", here In, Washington. " . - - tha-ini- Bepublieau senatorlul nrlmurv waa just as bad, or "worse, has only been cnarged, ;not 6ntalishd. Assuming that the committee does she s unconscious. - V(t r outf it at nontinaiost. . y, to cfeiniwAatrfid- cart be fanned' intnrhrfnrf-an- t lse oi reason lost And all because the UnitedJSfatesfcska for a the millions it lent, and which were borrowed from its own can furnish you with a complete W"e l ' .. Camp Mattresses$6.95 up rock-ribbe- d ea ex-all- Steel Camp Bed ,..$11.95 -- ed ". ...,...$36.50 Prof: "Give me a definition for establish the shbatantlar truth of a vacuum." tbe IHinois churgej BwdeJbyenntor T?tudeTT-htte ITTn "uiyliead bul caraway, there are various reasons I dan't express It." . j why iK)liUcians think more of a lift will be given to pmnW, in When a fut ,wnian steps on a that state, than they believe has wnJe, Judge Parker says she always !oen given to Wilson. in i'ennsyl-vunla- . exiMjriences a sinking feeling. , Kor one thirtg. 'Illinois' is not wi - Vou can take a day off but a' Itepubflcan state as you '. ns....t...v can't put it back. . rtuiiBiuaiiiu. while Uepubllcan most, of the time jthe bucket: State A man' is never so old but that always is .B rittle doubtf ulil the Keystone State almost' never tho Ue thinks he is good for ten years more. icasi on so. '.Then, too, prohibition, ftom ail indications, will-b- e -- the Gladys says .that the. dumbest main Tissue In both" states, and. ae. Dorn 'sherknows is a girl the doc corning to the iwlitlml iharks cal tors won t give ether ttf because wuiuuouM, it win lie g good Issue they re afraid they, wont know when ror urennan and a bad one for Wils- r , shownalready. That . - ( . ' J II ft O iJe Remember Mount Timp and the starlight But longer fctill enmity, there For making a real,, heart-fe- lt Hand in; hand, than, an unpaid debt. And. the bitterness, . kness ond int the dawning Through t a rule, is not on the part of the creditor; 7 He :tnay regret . Grea rals',' weren't wc, Tony ? ... i 'loss, and even feel peeved at his debtor,: but. the, teal imira is onthe part of the debtor, as a rule' particularly When I was thirsty Ve MTir InteTrtioTrfTjaTm brown handsTorthrwatcrr11 Y6ucuped n of the person to ownes st jobntydousr because it remind When you wereyour tired ' fi 6f his orl ,,ShofLcon,i1hg.,TA(ro the. grudge' goesn I spread out my coat 'neith a tree, ' his heart . "":,: And all the while Among nations, therevis ai similar situation. It was Our talk was like ships in the moonlight . a few days ago, instance, when thousands Of war . ... as free. . . . . as gallant terahs staged a demonstration of hatred against the .United ateS, because of the debt funding agreement between the We met and parted o countries, by. which, incidentally France is tepay a .small Within a handful of hours, iction of what she really owes to the United States, Amer-m- s And yet understood believe, rightly, that their country was very generous a ulctime . . . in vain, Eachther th France, and that the French people should be, filled with Fer-ev-- i i lives atitude at the millions they actually got. and; Which they and somehow ends sometime their have Must ver will pay But very evidently they are jwt only grate- Y" in pain. . I, but venomous in their hatred because they ;had-topay J ything. Concerning the settlement a French newspaper Oh, Tony, why tide headed Shytock," is eruoted asiollows Why were you born a woman ! :' Jx' .'France, if our precious parliament ratifies the Melloh- - Such little . things that it pay' to it? V like a . . glance or a sigh or a pout' ved even as it saved itself, seven billion' dollars, or in the a Change ... girl ' asent rate of exchange 210 billions of francs. . Like you, into just a sweetheart, Onejnust not cease to put tryese monstrous figureabe-'"'.And-- riend8hip.;to4oubtyi :e the eyes of Trenchmen sothat the sentiment "of disgust d revolt which the bottom of All our hearts comes to FIGHT. LATE BLIGHT E.RLY in a few dayg. 'Late blight can be !1 controlled by thoroughly spraying Ijght and makes it impossible for our pusillanious parlia- - Wlieii erKtl Bioist weather occurs the plunU with JM-5Bordeaux ntartans to vote fjor this monstrous agreement. n July and August, late Might of mixture, beginning when the dis- Of course, no mention is made of the million of francs I'rtiiiops iften caiiwagreatJosses. pane in first Repeat Hi ft gpmy. atarid3ceh3mittEd3nd:iieTr paid." With articles Itates. ing every 10 to 14 days-l- ft dry DebtsMahe.Enendes- - . that Witea4 ttd While the diagnosis of the patient, arwilsonls at least a possibility In who bad eaten rather generously, Pennsylvania.- - .. .' . was proceeding, theslck , amn. mid, OfTOtSfSe soTfar as Illinois is con- -DoTfr'oJrou think the trouble cexjied,-thtjri- s7 jEonditloned' on- - the-Is , appendix?" testimony the Beed committee suc "Oh, no," said the doctor "not ceeds in digging up. . That ther was - atall. ThOr(M)hle.Ja-witl- L jour, widespread, corruptioa lu eounectton table of contents." with the Ilepubllcan senatorial primary in. Pennsylvania has been - -- , XETTEQ to the theatre solely for the sake eommitteethe sentiment of getting new tlress 7ldeas.Sbe auwng Democrats -- in . Congress is haijMLsoId fieE ippra glussea and that-Geo-rg Breunan stands -r- eaa bought microscope. sonably god chance vt election In day-brea- k. l b c wf -- Due,, however, to the activities of One Utah woman we know goes Senator Jim RlhmI's slush fund ' pie- - . Palmetto i " 1 . after. 9x9 " ;NEA Service Writer and VanhingtoB Pennsylvania :ilflttluj Jitinttiw-'- M -i- Mrvtiiiiy Blpul)lkn that a Democratig nom-- j Many a man doetm't realiae he's inanon to the ntted ISUtes Senate landlubber until he tries to sail ia either one of them generally Is a the aea of matrimony. TONY yctltprfbly . get off on Saturday wfluldu't work.' :j. Fellow Employee ; "Tea, and If he liked to jet off raaweU as you do ' ' be wouldn't be bosa.". iwer-,Fal- ls - ' ' T? T . - x3-42-o!buck Of Sferarfs J7M vlis- Americarrstandard, below which we if-w- U fikn to truer twice: "M nllJ n not regard it (BylVILDSUET in prices, as the average differences for even allowing high; f ndard in most countries,, in the midnight; A plume of star-duwere to Translate it into, wages. It means that dawn of T,i,o trofiuinnsi 'miHdle claag" standard universale a Fingers . , Trailing through Emerald '''Lake ; fnily of five could just get over its most expensive period The glacier, ; jth three grown children in the high school and not working and losing its greyness Wandering, less of income iamilies that pr bn yearOf course, i "T btthe grey of :, not a IhrougH thiipenootnat wy. - Thsm jire tint three arrown children all dependent - at then the Top!, pe.; whit "SoTilihoweTerythm small means, kt savings or future earnings.. To the family of It seemed to us . ; realization of full American opportunities smi means A storm cloud, black, rugged, and bold, one more than jiriing, sacrifice,, and usually at some period Until tha sun. . r&oh's workr WeftaTft'notretTeaehed -- an equal chance? for out of the vastness below Burst else rybody." We are merely nearer to it than anybody And turned it to gold. ; '. irld C:he3ter 1 1. Rowell. -- I ' Auto Tents When" a poor man gets married he knows it's just his winning ways. Service, Inc.) tuopyright Monday July 19 rftraah ex-- losiotSuhshtance: tdinfamtt,iir tongo!rawir gamr-p- heiwr' beatiiardrumi and splitting hairs. I read Mother Goose s book with tiltw just beeo'cputett OTI48ri jrcar fofthit delight and donot look for a stanza or a page over which i2-W- ' - T - TT ia L'amdea, N. J- - an actresk wants $10,000 because a man kissed her. That's too high. You can aet them now 10 for a lollypop. ,,,Trt.t..MM(! g'! a - 3 hardesiTtb aet' out of bed In . It summer, inM, winter and spring. - im . na-imn- , - a Madrid has a plague of white ants Pknka around the outskirts of the , dtxjrould rid It of the pesta. . Xjhis vnMinr h! m m. Government's spending $1(55.000,-- , for highways. With good roads, congressman caa . find hia way oaci to.Waabnta.' ; ..v -- PT, r ac-jw- is the bottom L, utaa waa jilted fc. th. m. i 000 ;..... lit Tnah. Hemjwed, i -- m wi hrd i w i workr-o- f 7. 1 tmrw v i-- i " - n rm pen. By . Gordon W.--L, I. Mkif-i?BISi- m - Lr-Gor- . lsST7 - By W. WOBDS OFTEN ? MISLTSEI: Don'i say "her whereabouts ar unknown." Say '4s'' -- "Whereabouts" By Williams I? KM ve of dropping the half dollar International ExpobV.ion 4urn--: 'slot a in tha of piece , ,. singular, International. ExposiThe cashiers. to stile Sesqul oraEN MISPIiO.NOUNCEDi oil- tion opened Itt Philadelphia May 31 and wiU'cQOMnue to December hilist. Pronoum-the Hera tha girls- ar . first 1 as in "lee," the other I's' as eelebrata 150 jfears ot .American independence. work tbe toot pedal in order to permit tne sine u to how shown being in "if", acceut first Syllable. '. V & ravoua and atmtne visitor. . , ' f-1- lastructor demotistrates the gentle Sesmii-Centenni- Is Sesaul-Centennl- ,M?our show. ; rt?fV f vrf)Jw I'M A FAT SESQUI HEAD AT THE MIKE " f. . tr ?Mlt4 : V3t i 1 Ij..?: ;'''W'Wf :,7'W tWF H I V. - frypk jioOAJ bp- A'W,'W 7.1 Ut - - 1 1UU mm - X. V " MAM 1 , - NHIunuui rrSW rr. I fim r - .1 ?oLsaCG ompocWt look, m (y'6BlCfHT -s- about-i-rf,- ' ... i HW. fw .tMh y . ... ' .... w-- h: OiTEN' i S.ll - HVXOXYM8 L. result.; cf fecJUxou-- J outcome, outgrowth setjuewe a ' " conclusion., WOIIJ), .STUDY: ti W(,rd three times and it is your?."-L- et us increase our vocabulary bv mas- - " 77 - syna- S. l , MISSPELLED -" MSMSV!-- . p e teriug-on- tr word enrh dayrTnilfly's f wora: ut.vt U,XAXT;. offenslre. to t!te of feeling." "ITiHwunis were repugnant jto hei fcuuiilne .delicacy. -- -- natural sluide- - from'trei"s is rprefer- able to Juiy titIier,lLtrees unjiot arallttlile.va' Rood artificial shade should be made by setting posts uud building a- cheap- framework a bout four feet from Uie ground, covering It with bruxh, bay, or straw. A - - shade this kind Is better than one made of boards or sheet Iron. If dust accumulates': the covering should be made wet by watering with a hose or bucket. This will serve the double purpose of cooling fhe air and settling the dust. - "Lii THOI CHTLESS TIIEODOKE Come; 1 weep.jith.iis.s- ' 1118 wife heard him say . He, wished he were .single, "Ton," aid Adam, "are, the. first flrt I've ever loved." 7. h goi started.,, rCvi i Packing Hauling .Th'at.jhe : ;- - HINT W Freeland Kendrick. ot PWIadelBhia, dellterlfig hit address Mayof great Municipal Stadium on May 11, when ht formally declared tnternatlonal Eipositlon open" to tha tubltorTh 1 k. .f m. Lufll.n will ..ntltt aft .M lViMmkM 1 Im mmm m the hnbrersarr of the signing of Jjeqiarauoa of ladepti&dsnca. Hon; Cellogg, eeoretary of State and persons repfosenutiva of FreaV 'ent Coolldge at tha opening day ceremoniesfollowed. Mr. pmdrlcji.j A hog will find shade 111 hot weather if "he can. but If the shady place he finds is also hot he does aot'seem to realize it, and will stay there and die from overheating. For this reason It is best to elose any buildings that are hotcooi." forcing the hogs to get .shade elsewhere. Tbe W. 4 r WE . GUAINX E SATISFYING RESULTS We Ainrto.Please" . CUMMER COLDS JJ Sesqal-CenteD'ni- W snipping, r 7 FOR HOT HOGS l tntfvtz i- -. -- e-r .r)ri A " " v, . . . i' I . Tb-r- hBgcring and Mnoeyinf. first tight apply . VVapoRUb (W irMUlw Jrt Vnd Ynrtt nardy-MadscniTrarisfer- Co. - .150 - West So.-Fir- v - S .4i ja.i; Office and ResTPhone 148 |