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Show ka;e cinirr F PRO VO EVENING HERALD, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2$, 1927; OUT THEHERALD Published 1 ihiTavlt CirporatloB. E, C, EodgfcM. preatdent. at M So. 1st W. SU Piwo, I UX tolly. Entered; M ascood ctaai Mite l.tL Waiber of tttt lilted Press associaat the postoffice in tion, NEA Service j'iiw Cfiiortlt Service, and tha Jam 0. Scttpfsj " Newspapers. Ttiislni-s- tiir, a Burr heavim xaiigl Cntn iCOMESRJ tV4 name rr. rf help AKIO OS FAT Subscipiion terms P carrier h ib county, 43 cents the month; fS.Op the frit in advaiw ; by mail in the county, $180 outside county, r OiFFUNCE. WHUT THfM HEAD, SAME HE rv WHEM QflS IT old fashioned. She icjsjTCeg1an-Wk4j- C . "Ah, MX drophobia. mistletoe." i 1 Phone 300 Family Fireside Fun vi . - . . Km These cold days or , "z-J- T9 Strictly Patriotic: '. Sen. lex-mon- rf It receive that $350,009 fies that, alter charging the Knights ot Columbus with to- Renting war between tne unuea oiaies ana xaexico, ne received monies for lectures on me suDjeci, jrom a. jv. k. . and. Protestant ministers. ... Thers. is a vast moral difference between acceDtine a llix bribe and "excepting money for stirring op domestic religious hatred against an American institution. , Theie is a differ; :icc in the patriotism of it, too. Sen fieflin comes -,r v :,?Tvr-"clotH as aBoundl tobth'" doesif t he? A . v Mr. Tex Packard ' ?e -- Fighting Mad would have to run his1 rows of ringside 'seats as far back, as Evansy'ille, Ind., or thereabouts, could bo stage a "battle royal" in a ring, with Hearst; Calles and Sens. Borah, La Follette, Heflin and Norris as 24-fo- : bt the entrants. , Undoubtedly those four senators would perform as one men.- - Their present helplessness is pitiful and regrettable, in every way. There isn't the. slightest question as to their honesty and yet they are connected with a dirty n)ess and have to appear on the witness stand to deny that they took bribes. And no bribes were ever off ered them. Can you vision the fighting spirit of an fiohiist man, who wouldnt take a bribe, isn't offered a bribe; and yet has to publicly announce that he hasn't been bribed , that tips the scales at 170 plus and Jiet time eati In Smokinjr Room J she spends most ing, to gain strength, te, reduce. 1 - "A let of poople who are still hen- t Ot t be," aid peceked husband, with crow's feet around his eyes. "My wife could r,ead all the prices of the bargain dresses, in the daily" papers, but when It came to reading the genera news, I had to do that stunt out loud. Friend wife has a figure , VJELL,-uiEL- meai.- - wia u ,g pit "THE M AlfOR IMfjUlSlTle I BECAME -frlAT MdSET ,-- "RA! "J'Lisr rlOW T I 50 rtM-M- TP kKiouJ IT -- IriERC fO PC PART remember when boys glasses were called "Four-eyes.- " - s ! Mr lh Howm Cirdt m FuMc Uclurw. LI, hi L Jul Cra.uJli rrti. W tnKv r'i aii'. rtfW pnrr' ft it,Lf.n Uitti.-uiaI.wm ffaa. w IBf Tn.. luu '.njimf.H mUibs for ku J. B. COLT it CO., 16 Beekma,) T. t - St. Biiri ni N. 332, West Center (t kf NO MONEY DOWN V Store Optn Evenings Robinson Music Co. ' . Some girls would be prettier if they spent less money on rougo apd more on soap. ,LiT Gee Gee Provo . CHRISTrva AS PIANO SALE At Whatever troubles Eve did have To make her life a bore, Her spouse n'er wiped his muddy V' ' ' feet ',.-" " TJpon her Ititcherrfloorl t', v I , .. . Perry Seed Store Li'l Gee Gee ss.ya the true test of love is when a man watches a girl sharpen a pencil, and doesn't laugh. ,if. (il.T.iiMi.V.-- . Rate--$1.5- AT A BIG DISCOUNT " - :t mm? .CASING 'OUT Give Them a Magic Lantern for ' hv... Christmas!MAGIC LANTERXS.. :V' i who can who wore The man-whlaughs at .his wife for following the fashions is the same fellow who wears a feather in his hat band because all his" friends are wearing them. , KEEP THE BOT3 IIO'lffE AT" NIGHTS! yuv ARE MAMV CHlLPRErA VJAlTlKifi To jUTERSlEVi y.; VEAHU I vou-Kiw- "iff . a man .: 3X)MAJJ,MAPAM ASK . is old-tim- er "Oh, what a tangled web we weave' When first we practice to deceive!" But when you've done the thing a "'. while, It's such a cinch it makss you smile! , -AM RULER OF tVilS 50 AUV-P- L A ALL "THIS I'SMrf A LE6EJJARV - LfVIAi6 UliTri IT FOR AT LAST VoU 1F JTI5 EVEM :rlAEL-tJOB, WHAT" A PlTV A StTTiMG OKiE! . - LAST An TOB WELL kCe, AFTER TrlllfT WEARS teJ M AMC. r. ci tn er Ht Soivicc me By Ahem 50 Vbofee MELPW6 U- KkAEvvl VOU ; r Perfect .AAitX CLA05 1 AL' ME "foLP AUP CAMt; was reading an aceouni of a very wife and had exciting fir arrived at that part of the narrative where, ''and one woman made her escape down a water pipe on1 the rear of the building' "'My!' exclaimed my wife, fit must he just gran tohave a fig ure that thlni " ' A OUR BOARDING HOUSE f aliver-eugh- e two ot -- ' ' 1 declared that, beginning next week, he would print all periods upside down. r 0 Shopping Per Hour Transfer Service th. .- WL nights for a o -.- Hefliif did not a year ago; but he testi- . . , Buy carefully, pay promptljTaitd save something. It is to be readily believed that THE DK"S FINISH I've caught you under the she. says Tour new girl" didnt stay with Humane soctrtles wire Lindbergh ' . you lan.". , not to attend any bullfights. "No; w have one' of those elecCkwh. dont they waat iLa to rUit tric refrigerating machines, arv Congretw a?auf she said she could riever get along dorcn time a day what without having the ice man to Asked Boston officials he is going to fire, Mayor chat wftb. , Tnornmgs." s. Van - Wsgpnen re files that he Transcript doesn't Jnow. Wovld yoi; call this STILL PAYING , doing his daily doosr. t? "Are you stiU paying attention to . thst girl I met you with at Bright-- , STARTLES NEWSPAPER.- -' r , f r Xbig u Horace S. on?" v f now." Laughter. only alimony publisher Linotype, STO ; Dallv War- of ONLT THING LEFT ' Chilblain, of hoop, '"I ;ant ti divorce'my husband." "For cruelty?" asked tha attor1,'taU, - who aiartled r1the newspaper world ney. "No, I just don't like html'' Friday by txe his paper would introduce the most sensational Innovation in the history of Jour-- , I nallsm. Mr. Linotype i N. Gunnar'Rasmuson, editor and.jnanager; N. C. Hicks, county editor; F. K. Sinfrleton. business manager; Jesse Clark, advertising " . manager; R. W. Goodell, city editor. OF WISDOM ; - n WORDS J Ub, good-natur- ed 13.00 r U-UAH- is ... "Nu.. Doctor, there's paly coo thinking of letting her hair grow thing you'll ever hava a chance of "i until it flows down over her ears. kissing me iinder- . .: "And what s that" Ko Horiauc, sympathetic gin Is A tif not alcohol io&. It ia time npht now to spke the t . . .;; ;. ' Art Sh.tnaoa. dastard Sy rumor that Y.'hen Jo Bungs tarter tfiended the university he majored in halitcy. It was hy - ktP VVTACLLi PKUV (Copyright, 1ZT) . . 'Howdy, folks, Gosii, we love to cotno bju k to work T Tm-da- y snemins. Ob, ain't wc do fibber crpjvt Finished. CASSEROLE, HE.f? vgoROS BEFORE. THEJR COOKED CALLoPED, PAWSMlPS, and a copy will be del vered to your residence. 83 J wHirrs tH vjwtR MELON IN HlS MOUT"ri HE. WONWS rTs FQ0D CROUTONS, AJ &P AtiKl CficWEM : tTlJL GO THRO - fROTf . T VMOMf GO - outou soup 0jf THRO HIS rlEAO dxfAiL- Editorial 107 ;. 85; Society reporter, PEUCAf4 LlWE. A MMtJ MADE uP-m- rS FUR WOU i ziff arraid that em "Sufficient groundt for divoree." "How aanbying! IH just have to shoot him then, I jppose." Anier- - BtiWilliami DiFFtRcviT This . CMRtStMafi, SO . 2 v JwV T.'ln"e pun WAY- - "46 North" Univ. Ave. Provo" . J' Li., js getting terribly .. EISSXaiEISIBEKSEB3a3nZS7KSiaiZSIEDIZ2SEZICmiIIIZSIIIKZaiIlSEIiri wm :'lnl"R. rV wa sr MRS. SArJTTA CLAli5-- 5 & ASH IN0TOM!tUl.K Blooms 'J ani - mtmrnm : SY CRANt--4 tut Toi V1GU. 0U0 TiMER, (kUV wie cougwt for. Tne 6EG, poor kos CrOZV. de 'EL p we wikvie! - Blostbhis AlVU B l.M I 7 VJe.WWENT I i ABOD". -f- a Flowers and Tlants will, make Christmas-tid- e alt the more enjoyable. There are many friends and acquaintances to whom It would be out of place to give a piece of Jewelry, or a garment, or: fdrnf-tur- e but a box of flowers bi a growing plant is always In good taste and. will always awaken k responsive chord in the recipient's heart, v. i ttt nnr Come in and rninv tVip the" exotic beauty of our flowers'. iSven if yoU a pleasure in seemg this uimi uuy, meres -' PORGOT-re' r a A - I frtio-rnno- " gorg-eou- "s - array."- Phone Eight-- 0 I ; Provo Gfeciihotise "Where the Flowers Grow" :, - i .; 'iwMime Twe TS dis??oimtwent to; $c.(c tvrttEToT sraL beuevm ' 4,000 CLMS At4' EPECTiN' tN S VP&U SURE HAS J0LT6P OUR. Myiw eucs.cozv.eut fs MOCH TO WfPPW AJH0 VAVr4"f BE HMPH ABOUT. WHY, TO SEE TW , LrvTLE EES" WKtJy SPr.VtE OE TvAES GET fUEVR. ToS WVU 8E fyClDS WO.tv TftCt . Our Fancy Boxes run from 25 cents and up to what rvpf ynn likf in ttip line of Fancy Qiests to the latest in MUCH. f ... rJL gathers (trait rtJL the home for the Christ ma$holidays-theni8t- S3 i 'i : M. UTS. . Cl2T BY NCA SCRVKt that can "be made. INC. Mah$ your appointment .. today . ; LARSON JUtiICT PARAMOUNT THEATRE BXJTLDmfi Our Gandy in bulk ranges in price from 15 cents a: Our Gear Toy Candy, Canes, Beads, are the best . Diggeudelve said to the boys and girls in the shop,' this morning, "A tail might well be Called it3 rabbit's .in y - ., vanishing '" Guitar playing is becoming a lost NEXT! point." ' ( art, because woman customers keep thebarbers too busy. 1 Pete, the porter,, who operatesra shoe shifting department, says he (C , ,.- - ' can tell half the girls in town by Don't Say "I m nearly sick with just glancing at their knees, hunger." You are "'almost sick." "To use an art expression," Prof. Pronounce "radish" as spelled ) ;The Bobber ' Shop ' YOUR ENGLISH " It is not Dor.'t'use "to" when you mean "at." "He is at home," not "to "red-dish- "rad-ish.- ." home." Adage ' popularly used but often misquoted: "AH nature smiles wa9 "nature seems to wear one univer- m sal grin," as Tom Fietdlng wrote It In "Tom Thumb the Great," a -v , play. - . ' , Make tliis a Candy Qiristmas. . . : - Hansen's Catering Co. ' n ' H n pound up. he time to have the family " photo. ; ; H "HI Leather Boxes. X7iiEN the famity . DELICIOUS - jtsiaxKssisstiiiisi"!lzB13IaI,IfaiBH"BE,I"1,slllBBI"1 H BL 0 |