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Show EIGHT PROVO EVENING HERALD,; FRIDAY, JUNE 3, 1927. OUT OUR WAY u THE HERALD -- BuAYUliamii - 7 , . x I A v TT T I lioy n.ero by the Herald Corporation. E. C Rodger, president, at ectnd-c- l matter Entered at the iwstiiffii in Prova. I'tun. "EeETier M fiiiU'd Iu!aaisaocU lions, NKA Service, J'aiue Editorial aerTice, and the Jamea G. Scrippa ,- . Newcpeptra. ri-e- 6iTSsrrl1MiJQAh4danj. terms $3.00. - By carrier a!!; Id the connty, 49 centa the month; mull in tbe county, $4.60; ouUda const?. " " Why We're twite,-'- ! h ' v OBSERVATIONS ( la Arriving London, Lludberg U-et- ftnaagsaaa Ji. Gonnar lUxmubon, editor and manager ; Fawa K. Singleton ooidaetta manager; Jeaite Clark, advertising manager; R. W. Qoodeil 4ty editor. n thriva. Couaequeatly, new vetstjela' Lare beiug when they are startled everyltody by saying, "I haven't had a drop of gasoline or oil added to this machine alnce leav- der and hall ter i uiuipueiit of I VPiitsiLjjTa seen a flying Ford- days, irapping, ruoagat ing, isi!4ou-ia,- ', of extermiit-- a and other A women In Spain baa borne a urn have employed. With no great aucceea. Xow, Public Health child having five arms. A fortune officerti, who have joined forces in awaits that young one in picking the everlasting warfare against rats. apricots, in California. declare the nfr""war to iirevent Some Berlin paper are sneering vessels. theui, is to build Most shipa are full of tiny unoks at America by calling uer Dollar-ika,- " I nud isanuies where rats can dwell the mean things ! - Telephonts Butsioesa office, V95; Society reporter, 107; Editorial room, laus. If yo do not receire your paper befora 0 p. a. UtirpLuM IK aad a copy will It deli tired to your rualdeoca. EuDkrcriptlua SCIENXE From earliest times, rates have one of the greatest nuisauuee alwtrd snip, ilany btethuda have beea employed is attempts to eliiuln-at- e theke rodents from a favored g habitat the jbolda of niseis but comjdeta aucceaa lias ever For years, tha cue menace to rata 'VtJ'i'jt ci.t, a iu rt of the gtanda rd rublisix IjM lLeypir tfl in comparative peace, rearing fa mill lu the utiiKfci safety. As Umg as homes are available, rata' will , ! rtit-pro- There' By R. F. Paine ; , In China, Mexico and Nicaragua the sole purpose of our government hna been to promote an early adjustment of their grave troubles on the basis of good will and justice, I fresidem Cuuiidtrc told the world, on Decoration Day. Why should America's foreign policy always be served I up to the world a mess of unqualified and evident hypocrisy? We are m China and Nicaragua for only one jusuliable reason the protection of American lives and property. The world doe. not concede that we are there with right to promote any iwm of government, or any sort of business policy, or politic oiiJintm concept of good will and justice. We are doing the promoting with armed house with a club, to promote good will, ancl to tell " affairs. ' - f We set ourselves up as the great exponent of justice, law and abortion of justice are rampant when througfiiSut our own land and the chief justice of ouf highest court declares ihat the administration of justice in America is a shame to civilization. An armed bully, notorious as violators of justice, we go into other lands to promote good will and Justice. Rank hypocrisy, with a rank odor. And the world is hot being deceived. ' GoQd will and justice, strictly for others. At the very time Mr. Coolidge was repeating the old, worn, well known, hypocritical pIatifudes7Two1EtaIiah8 were being publicly butchered by a political mob, in the streets of New York. It is to be hoped that Dictator Mussolini does not land some marines in our midst to promote good will and A DOUBLE KEfcH To IT. -In " ' of faith and rcsigna- "Speaking - g l with Ohio tobacco, "there was pi ' llillie Tracy a ihalf- - haked fellow who got religion and full of the that the Iord, personally, did was-choc- justice. YOUR ENGLISH Smoking Room 1 Jones ('n low) of Corning, N. Y., couldn't swim, but the stuff is in him fhleh heroes are made. Wbeu his Alice Burrows, San Francisco brother Doimltl (above) fell into an dance-hnl- l committee: Icy lake. Earl didn't hesitate but Center "When the dance ball manager be--i plunged in after him. Wading out hall until tin; water reached his nose, he Ihm't say IX won't hear to" j'our comes selective and the dance dauc-ina community servant, then the seized Donald and dragged him to doluitiiiis or so. "1 an asset satety. j- rietids are "urging a. t ar iustiuctwill beconie rect. to the community.' """ " uctfie medi I far the boy. ''.decurcnis'' us if spellrronouni-with stress on ed "dec." Don't use 'I'm 'afraid'' wbeu you What doet ihi cook say about mean "I fear." making French fried potatoes? Adage popularly used but. often "Hold your tongue, Put only a In ilicti pMiincs at 3 misquoted: time in the deep far, otherwise you was "The firs'. e vertue, soue, if lower the temperature and hinder will thou wilt liiiie, is lu i:estr:ue and the cooking. Hills Bros, follow a similar keN-vvcl thy tom:e," as t'liaueer principle of control by roasting couee, wrote it in. "The 'Manciple's Tale." few pounds at a time in an evert a good average DON'Tofexpect miles from a tankful of Sum- ' '' We despise and combat the soviet policy of good will and justice, 'the abuse of the religious, the mad attempt at "One day, when they were' blast genuine democracy; and, we tremble in our official beds lest ing mit stumps on our old Ohio the Russian idea of equal justice get a foothold in our midst. farm, a premature exposioii hlew Billie's eyes. When thev Only through the mercy of the Almighty is there no need to out one of him to, somebody said, 'His land marines in outlawed Russia to protect American lives brought left eye. is gone.' and property, which proceeding would mean war, beyond ' 'Poor Billie Poor, Billie !" mat TIP; OF TONGUE doubt. tered the victim. 'But, just as many tu us Oud" ".Dr." Harry OaiuplsH: "Personally, If it is our mission to promote good will and justice eyes noses, yet, thank. I consider a yood 'il:finu' fur a man among and for other peoples, as an improvement upon their it-an excellent thing." of good will and justice, let us be honest about ...'... NATURELAND it and let our method be justifiable before God and man. T. P. Jackiuati,. cigar manufae-turei. There are World Court and League of Nations Covenant.. We Detroit: "Women have pracShortest distance transcontinental will have none of them. We have the bayonet. in the I'uiteu, StaUw Is betvvu tically motiojiolizcil "That these dead shall not have died in vain. .that Charleston, 8.' C. and San Jthno, in IVtroit. the third largest ' city in the country. They '"government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall Cat. so skillful when drafted for ' not !" were the of words the immortal from the earth perish Artificial silk from the heads. the work during the war that they Lincoln. He surely did not vision armed American inter- claws ' and feeler of grassliiiiiiieiv. liave been retained.' to themselves with ference people endeavoring govern ynind waKjts, hectics und locusts has been for, themselves. It is doubtful, even, that he would commend ifiale'by two German scientists. The America's present degree of popular government. threads, although very, flue in text, mer Conoco Gasoline. Expect more. And you won't be disappointed ! Summer Conoco is especially refined to give you mileage to cut down your cost per . trip to deliver real power under all motoring conditions. So why not use the extra miles that are packed into Summer Conoco Gasoline? Just make sure you are getting it by filling only where you see the Conoco ign at service stations and garages.. Uniform flavor is tba temperature. result of this ure. ! pt , '. . ! .... " cigar-niaking Y A Michigan, doctor says that one who swings violently at a golf ball and misses is apt to dislocate a lumbar vertebra. Yes, and we've heard some of them fracture their vermiform 1 appendix doing just that. 1 vPROVO-CATION- S Howdy, fi,lUs! The trouble with Rivinj your" wife an allowance is tliat slie always sihikIs it before ycu tan borrow it RECIPE FOR In the human body Is rimm-l- i lime to whitewash a chicken coop and us much Iron us would Wke one large nail. 102. FORD Wire BAKED Ml DHEN A LA rROVOCATlOX . 1. "Wmi miulhen in wet clay. ' bak. 2. Bake for three hours in embers ef cainfire. 3. . When thoroughly cooked, reExtra!- KxirnT .toe RmiKstarter the.- first move from the fire, throw mudhen offers IStMHHHprhM" " man to broiul-jmiil iiih lake! away, and eat the clay. fr . .' m P0WDER. far aver This is the' roarti that inaiifiuralcl a new. fast smice befour-hors- e tween IVovo ami. NVplii Thiirstlay, Fiinersctling tlie old velccipede A huge crowd Rathered in foont of Iven's Hub to see the Mart rf the tripJViih a rraik of iu, d tlie Toarhman ser-vir- e. - titc-wh- red-fav- Eggbeat-er- , said to be the srouchiest man in t'tah" county, has just been nominated for the Cyanide f'tiuntoi .if Hit Tt.tt. sou lv club. Mr. li-r- j is tho EgglMMter man who goes out on the porch at 3 o'clock in the morning uud' growls at. the. milkman. ''Whore1 have you 'beeu all he"W rtit ftf tie livny Only a 'few days now nnUI colstable in theWiil Roberts building, and amid fries of "AJiip behind. lege graduates will be imniirlng if Mister!" .dashed dwn First West anybody needs a good fullback or .treel in ti whirl cf di?st. Miy javelin thrower to be president oi . . r.iominentitiieas anil Htt'tr ladis : -- JiTT--' Diivcn only 5000 miles. KS0;riA?.I HH'lOBILliTgi KING $100 ft T0Uil"T0rKIN'G .777.: $50 1921 25 OuncesjvrlS cents my Our Government used millions ofpounds 17 FORD TON TRI axle ......82M CK, Open 7j 7 HILLS BROS COFFEE ' FORD TON TRUCK $135 Sundays , ' I ' ' 7 - . FEEDS.. t I : . i We will be closed all T3Z- - aw pi i wjm w rnai I I j I f I fI dav Monday, May 30th . IB ; Is the Phone; Number where you get lowest possible prices on quality GRAIN, FLOUR AND POULTRY ' T- : I wapM ; I .. . I . arid Evenings UTAH MOTOR SALES CO. j7 --- vain, "'' REASONABLE TERMS Pay War Prices ? ckedwith ' Buy a can of Hills .Bros, today. The Arab on he can is your identi- fication. We will mail you a free copy of ."The Art of Entertaining.''- Address Hills Bros., 2 Harrison St'rePt. San 'Rrinricen CV,( .uvii7vV "j TWO 1924 PODGE Tourings 1ATEJP23 IEW!ETT tttl ' 440 WPST. CENTER . 7 - - Mi l-- UQ '4 I IV flair: Fillt'iilv a bank. , WASHINGTON TUBUS . BY. CRANE. I V . the inaugural trip. And ' what w ith trw at Salem ad Kan- -t DLRY- - iqtiin for soda pop and marshmal-lcws- , l'l betimes, and take mv- - newe a nierrj- - tune was bad by ali, Iictrol buggy to the mecbanl(iiM.v and all voted il an unqualified sue-- tmu tnere nave .the vajvea adjusted, ' cess. a new hub cap put on, the wind, shield swie fixed, a hodyiolt We often wonder if esthetic dam-J- nS the liattery the car-- ' "Ul(l Still' he ix'iMtiar if the "buretor adjusted, the Imui)er danseusf wure a snackititosn and and tlie brakes rellned, all iirctlcs. of which repairs do lie necessary, the petrol buggy being in jxinr Jo BnnKstartcr never liastiitiny fliaie when I did buy it. 'albeit jmrts. He fives juiot a knew naught of this, and if I do rat road F1 finde the scurvy wretch who did madij 'OLPSMOBILE COACH new car at a third less in price! - ' goodness there is. in every cup of Hills Bros. Coffee. For Controlled Roasting our patented process- creates a distinctive flavor such as ordinary roasting methods 'never - could produce.-- -T:- - practically 1925- a ' i As A coffee drinker you owe it to yourself to experience the delicious Fully tipiippcd, Dueo finish. CANDIDATE Eva J. "" ' . - . ..' bumpers, litOG A- . FOR THE POISON ivx CLUB . 'xailiatlliljuw , - Cp UjT than "something: hot to. drink" ? !, hi.w In Kinif mi vmir I'tii'Vrs wsf f.ir-- They lt'Ms to Kiiuinthan rings uiider send photoerapha by teiephoue. But '" '" We'd like to wee the wires strong your eyes. t enough fo carry Buil MonUuiu's Suiiiiiicr is not officially face. ladies TifRp tiit knitted sweaters off their small .Violent teiiihlora in the midv njpeitfiJese-iwHt- s. dle of the Atlantic are report ' eth Soni wliale hating a severe criill, no doubt.J - i coffee be more ( OITE wheels, e Shouldn't TWO 1926 Tl'DOR SEDANS Both like new just what you,Hant at the right price. ''.. . Sj! petroleum products in Arkansas, Colorado, Idaho, Kansaa , Mtwoun .Montana ,Ne-bra ska , New Mexico, OklahomawOregon , South USED GARS j ' kefinert and Marketer proiueei of Honest Values In Reconditioned ure, are strong enough to he woven into cloth. Observations CONTINENTAL OIL COMPANY B . Mght-ened- ' -- y-- i t . think tlie "invotatnr of alow motion pictures got the idea from wa tohing a Provo street "be- TVe Roujetiiries T sell it; to mewill bash in his bed with a cargo hook, a double pox on. hia blacfc hearfe, and may he have punctures every dale of Ms lyfe! Ann so to worse, C I ' |