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Show - PAGE EIGHT PEOVO EVENING HERALD, FRIDAY, OUT OUR WAY THE HERALD. : , APRIL-15- . 1927. By Williams Pose, would Published by the Herald Corporation, E. C Rudgera, president, at matter 8t, Irovo, l lah, daily. tittered j-, at the la J'rujfu, rtafc. . Meailier of i'uited l'rrsn NEU. Service, I'niu Editorial service, aiij the James G. Serin assm-ia-jUins- pw-tuff- frf A fOWGlRU -- COW5 it's cure. wort lAWivl' LOOrAKJ1 .. . Bur he vsw MO COWS, FR ...... - -- prttHER.7 r LOOK AT-fC- & lu . . rrtltwad Mr. Herbert Hoover is a. bit off, in Rome of his philoso- phy, when he tella the Isaac" Walter league, at Chicago! "I assure you the increase of crime is due to a lack ol those, qualities of mind and character which impregnate v, the S8ul of every fisherman', except those who catch' nc " ' fish.'., The., weakness in Mr. Hoover's observation is in his exception. The fine qualities of mind and character of the real fisherman aT improved by' the occasional catching of no. fish,- as a rule. The- patience, determination, skill and of nature of a real fisherman do not depend upon a tag of fish, but, usually, are augmented by a failure to catch. 1 he fish that gets cvyay is not only always the biggest but, felsorit isalwaysHhe tig1'; incentive "to another effort. The, order to acquire fine qualfellow who has to fill his creel-iwill bs apt to , have criminal tendencies wholly irre- ities " ' . active' of v.hat he may catch. p Adage popularly nsed but often m frank ft mlnquoted: " than- - a false frh'nd" was A a oten foe may brore a' curae; but-friend Is werse,' s Gay wrote' it ia "The Shepherd's Dog ; and the Wolf." - , grandraotheTS day, my yellow Bhoes. and my brown office boys had prepared for. their vest, with the brave pattern of red Kerauiums, and, Ultin a gale o'de annual demise. love sung, to the In the " Etinnet Note: - When yon hitve evening home, still jirlutery. pinging merrilie, and Dame l'rovisatlon doth kiss me, taken m spoonful of imiiini? uot soup y lmsruKe, uiwiijs uirow u hand- mishty fonde, but Lord! it do be i kerchief 6vw .the face to conceal only that tdie dms suspect my gaiety, and doth hoiw to the escaping steaui. fragrance of parsnip wine, and . when she could not, tfhe crestfallen It's a wise bird who kmnfs so that I did twit her right heartily', monch to1 live in an apartment until she mighty vexed, and did house that is dose to a delica chase me around the table with a lessen. ' broom, aim did bash Hur on the ear but Lord?. I 'minded lt..not so that AflUojiwawnJniiuiiJiiMai dlMovered in Soutu America. 1A I "h i'e Ju gooiie humor guin iuid (See tiec siys It must be awfully foudc. And so to dinner. . , hard on the owner; hs diamonds Gee Gee's ambition is to U'l sura dull his uie lo plow. tut famous that she wlH bo FIIIST PIIOTOtJiaPH OF NEW asked to sign eigaret ads and indorse lirauds of cold cream. FOBI) Mayof Jim Walker, of New York, is certain that Gov.-- Al Smith will be the Democratic nominee for president but says rlnnhr a in flip nnm nP ftir v rn nrpsidpnt. flint ho is in the ghosts of George Washington's recipe McAdoo, l for home-mad- e lager Smith and McAdoo ! Platform: 'Dry who can be," "Drink who may." K.K.K. delegates m regalia and wet delegates in liquor barred at the convention door. Temporary convention floor rules. "No biting in the clinches or cussing the other fellow's religion I" pi-e- by-al- ! ; dy as usual in 1928. o North--neGee! it hikes that ninny lo preserve a giri'M.four hours. of bituminous coal First week the di'lMlliK-hIiowx nolxwiy willing to n hiav-eooiifer, exwpt the fonsujuers, The Toledo Illudo stu:gexf that help tkein ! a president, Mtiould wear whiskers. One of the sincere dictators s'ins Well, ho inltfht suvo hlniwlf some, to be Sir. Ilinneit, of I'lillo, vho by using them iu humLsliakinu. brotUor for jnllw the t)nnl(li'itt'8 snwslng bnck and yisrta five ooutt Hudn jiest jeforniers are trying to Hrhjlsirrn uii(r3 Judi;e, lo "moral- bar ntHtues if Venus de Mllo from ize 'puliHe Institutions." shop windows; but, probably, that liuiys extra long skirts will save 1025 Income tax ri'lunw for nhov her. thnt America bus ;i(l.2!)5 iiiilljoiiiilres s 'of. the and tlmt they, pay The vote of. the "Black'. car-- , ts rxeS," which individual ricd ttifctigo for Thompson. Kaxors thut they pay all of said tuxes. wilf now become, the popular Instead of gatling guns. LaVn-dnl"hlue'' a of Slinking lays, Cat., man has been arresteil Iispatche: say that Mr. ItiHke-ftltfor selling tombstones if Simday.bus already donned' his straw hilt. Rut. nfifhtiwr ru I la L.i.n. ..Mtil ndvixeti mttKMislne. Bares I'lan of nii'VK K !nr' p IodeLJlX-6i3!- Be-H- i Un side-artu- s, manu-fiictur- e, I Iqusei jimsUiMelliraixoiitjL afl it& Jouwulwhethe IMfraWiew-tntpreserve their beaufy foiur or lust season's vacuum cleaned. thol uiii Midi of Mr. roT(T3TaTe8T The outstanding - feaautomobile. ' tures of the new model sre1 Ibidiiitor cap raised 10 feet, so tbM steam Will not blow buck into the driver's face. 2. Stfel rails, to keep theT fronf wheels from shimmying, se or coal, instead of gaso. .1, line, as fuel. (Coal scuttle. Optional er paiutto - ' & 1 iiiiinient. ) 4. Roomy carry spare trailer four-whe- parts.- - ' ' cold-tig'eer;- the"-brea- ' e' 1 - love-nee- tt , NATURELAND butter-and-eg- I aUforma- linf lV - '." tnojKriaJ!ie.jaa Cooking food and r8tifig co ffee are6l8s81f i'V 1 .! In the National Museum at Wash-ingto- n is a caiic worth a million dollars. It was worn by J he Hawai- an Kings and was presented by one ' l,iita .... Long distance hauling a specialty. job. Our price is right. v i-f"- Let us bid on your ' - ti - rrM . Aumw I I UJ -- C -1 A Tnn.rs- - A, wneii lie asKefl a II IB K'"U) of automobile I fi I I to situ a . - T I -I . . Hf LpP-J j1I 'f r CTrT-- r HlLL w B - sjsii?i' II II . feRClS - 4 fI oiH'ti. blilnmliig nierrllle. Tor TyJ- JUST DRCPPED IM .'' ; . - K l UIIUtfiKS , II Tb StLF Poff'ING PCP CO- mX WAMT TO C0NUINCC VOD THAT IT'S "TfiE. .; y if bu LUCi CANTRYT,TOOw BVTHB WA.tT'S M ruJMfc LUNCH ( S. isrv - I'm ALMOST ,TARyNG J ,. LETS ttWE 'vircvi-.- f r VVS 7) I. - t . : ' ' 'V 5 -- . Frith from the original vacuum r "kV" V This "I1 VoO fitZXHCR BAG rJAertZi OP x " J . P- -i i K 1 f..! SrttK' l- j - By Taylor I dPfi'V fcUfcKl BlTj RNO BmL HIM COT OP HE'LL - f If I key. t; f. ':r;i--- WAtTIWG YQR. 'WO'TO XAftCT HCAiRy So .' j, I X - ' - pad: ofeneJ with a - tT- it do he the sprimt of the year. r,but Lord! When I lo look ftl.fof the chnn.lH.r'l Phone 663 'N POP cbFFEE , - , '' Easily PROVO TRANSFER & TAXI CO. MOM ''i " e -- :. .'.' . . - . -- "" PJ slsted; tfa-tim- Calif. Cisco, CAREFUL, COURTEOUS MEN west center -- - ed " and and I wouldn't like to - seev you let this 'Mrs. Hammond Ann4 . uu ii lit,,,:, a til juuu juu. gul h. '"utt". objected ; Bjyh JamelyLjir have to dance with whomever-thdon't 1?" Madame33igns-nierT- d, fret ended" fa encounter him to see ; Sally; watching: craftily guue oy accuzent. that the Madame, was not growing, too Impatient because of Bob's dethings Mazla bad been telling him,' lay, grew almost regal '"'"with Jeal-Hah! The heat, 'the epell of the ousy; . 'dancing, the Jars delirium. were is getting under his skin fevering made here If Mrs. Hammond likes his brain, making htm "see things." your dancing." Barn -- tti why-di- d-h-e- nave - to to make a repnta- "I Want-on- ly e, urostltute his tlon with you!" he 6aid.squander Even her tender years did not strength, with this sort ct thing? Why? The' rent, of course and detract from Sally's sex instinct clothes, and ffie expense of for seizing h&r advantage and rubWeek, so close at hand. bing. It in, like salt on a bare, v ' But, look! yes, Madame Leo wound! '' f nine really was .nedroning to' ntnti "I couldn't help overhearing her Mrs. Hammond really was smiting say to Madame Leo that you were at him. Uncertainly, he Stepped the best looking boy that she's tcward her table.- - - The Madame ever seen ! i was standing beside IU After kll. '. There-wer- e" tears trembling In be felt a llttlr tomforttn the the low Umbre of Sally Smith's Ifadame's presence. iSh ?i(L whisper as she cast oil- that tenseemed to be good soul a little tative anchor. A drag-njpull a' He would bump; and the Ship of Love was coarse,' But gentaJUnot feel so helplessly involved, so safely held on the seas of new roout of water, in talking to this rav- mance. For Bob replied, with an ishing creature, Mrs. Hammond, If humbleness and abjectnese ,that the Madame - were standing there Would have warmed the cockles ot r .;' boeldfl hini. ? many a more worldly wise heart it would keep Mm reminded of than that of Sally Smith, the UtUa the fact that, after au, he wa a cigarette girl: .. A workman. "Let her say what she plea'sea. paid entertainer. Dancing with ladles for ilfe-n- ot Flattery doesnt make a hit wit?1; for fun. With grand ladles, like me. Neither her nor apybody else Mrs. Hammond. Tea, her like all can make me look away from you, . the rest. Why, Mrs. 'Ham' Of course, at ter what he had mond's old endugh to be my moth " been told, he would be flattered if er!H. she. were actually selecting him for Oh, that last was a lovely lin". her first dance this afternoon though I It set wild melodies frc .. him, a green boy, upon whom she In Sally Smith's heart. Reaseuriag, had never cast eyes . before. It comrorting song for even love's would fce moat unnatural for hltn young.'tkeam likes to feel. secure, not to feel flattered. For Bob And now she warned happily;"Sssshh! Ward, alljn all, was Just a boy an See. Madame Leo K9ntlal"boy." A clean boy but getting miffed because you're d arrogant in hla physical self, as all laying to talk to me, while ttlBT boys are. great 'Mrs. Hammond waits. Run? He quickened his pace a little. al&mj . knew Somehow he Which he did. Cheeks hot, that Freddy and Arch must be watching; him." En' glowing, wtth the sheer dellghtio! Tip'usly. of course. Though prob- having heard his "nam9 oreatJa ably snickering op their sleeves a from that soft - MUa" little, too, at him for being what mouth. they termed a "sap" who would not nfortnnate1y for SaHy, th9 ai know enough to takeidvantage of dor which ne ,words had .aroused a break. Who wouldySot kjiow how id" Bob's face and manner, to deport himself In the face of a served to make bim the moreonly at dlsttoctioa! tractive, to Mrs. Hammond. , oy uuecama a nauer- oi nriae.J .(To be continued.) 'ne' coffee-lovin- J 'i -- I- ft- -- ; : Funeral Unices will' - liehWdaMutfay mnrn- ' In for lAHildas - J. who MeSiew. was i ' . the utmost in flavor .art4 ?ppeti?ing qualities. That is why leyer roast our famous blend of coffee jn bulk, Controlled Roasting is the ure,method-- r the process originated and used exclu' ". sively by Hills Bros. The enchanting aroma apd.icvcr-re- l ishable flavor of Hills Bros. Coffee prqvg beyond a doubt the value of Controlled Roasting. How. well millions'! jn tlie g West know it U Ask for Hills Bros by name and' look .for the Arab on the caa.Send iav ftee. booklet, tTlie Art .Address Hills Bros., 2 Harrison St., San Fran- ducc liiological Suney's game censns allows that- - there are only abeut T1HMI moose H'ft in tbe T'nited States; yet. up in Canudn, 10,000 n,oose. Brf 'kil'ed every full und the minilMrs ere Increasing. -- The little province nf New .Brunswick alone has mure. moose than all the United - jitm it- i ! ; '" troubled? She pretended to encounter hint quite by accident casuaUy, as ein- ployeee may reasonably be expected rto pass, and exchange a l " word in passing. She said to him, in a tense llttl whisper, so boldly that she hardly rncoenlzed ih'a sound of her - -own low voice; "I like you, Mr. Bob Ward. " But, listen" et The innocent confession eager girlhood. Bob, thrlUing to the nnreality, the incredibility, of thlrTTOlongedafterooondreanv--: blinked and flushed and hoped , nobody would awaken hImsH bad never before heard a human to such voice give expression sweet muslo. " Sally was frightened to death She was by her own temerity. eorry the dancing ' floor boards were so unyielding. She wanted to slnitonLof eight s Cut, with tbe curious fatalism and, regardless-nes- s of consequence so peculiar to females when they have once ta tell the truth, she pef . , .i i p" Exactness isdernanded irt,acJito prt to FI NEUAL NOTICE " " related of them- to an American udmiraL-Thcape is made from tens of thousands of feathers of a bird now extinct The feathers were arranged and sewed together so skillfully that the garment looks like plush. bathing beauty. MOVING - r - HAULING '.'.' the dancing matinee ladles, Bob found himseir hesitating, and looking diffidently toward Madame Mrs.' Hammond. Were they was she really signalling to blmT Or was he Imagining tbtngsT Tes. that was it; hie was running Imagination away with him, because of all the wild - this! Little dear eyes were But what--wa- s paia ienteriaineTs osuauy congregate , while awaiting selection by Sally Smith's in tlie rae? for publicity tralas(;alia a -'.-;, - tllorifaiiRlttirie 1 - life! .'?-.- ... For some weeksAutomobileRow been ngog-witrumors that e Henry Ford is preparing 'to a new gearshift ch r. To til lay 4he present market unrest, this department takes pleasure iu printing-.true sVig-ges- and ,. . --- ; Placer miners have discovered that the streets tf Wepah ' are worth $10 a paiiud. That's nothing. Our streets eost tbe taxpayers more than that. : two-third- ' 2 ' Helping The Mayor Out ltiutbcr STUOPSlt r i Ward, cloud-strew- ...',: time. liioutliH, Hdleiiully h BoU . . be it-- -' . The Football Cure is going to t ALL-BRA- N '- Vf; f PROVO eAtlONS It - -- ;.. h, iuo , He most stiow tones smart alecla worUna at that he could take' care of hlo The fiddles were playing and play- ifcroaj u sell' That Mrs Hammond meant college, i find tciik lng, . "' ..' cAumi. Frtddf. and Ire A, eaty no more to him than any other The couples were out e tbe floor ; way to earn money toorktnjo as woman with whom he was paid to From cverse s""d danelng he drew done? partnert, of etemooaf. for dance. It would be a great feather ' me, v rick tcoftttm fashionable A'eW In bis ca to pal THAT over on the . And across-th- e floor. ertey roadhoute. Bol thinkt it boys. How be could kid them Ah't strange were , the dim, - wide Itn't a At way to make a living; about it afterwards? Shut them ' iit, to get fundi to finit eoAoot, up foreverl meudows, '. n He wae walking faat now to . (toei At the Inn he tert the pretAnd' strange were the : tiest, turceiett girl. he hat ever laid wards tbe enigmatle smile of the . ky. on. She it Sally the cigarette famous and mysterious' woman. And strange- - in the meadows the eyes " girl. Be heart of a mytlerinut Mrt. Ha was m loncer conscious of ' , corncrakes. . tfanxfnond, who Ireqvemtl tfteWrm; SiSUd'ame Leonlhe's beclcolilag pro "And .they aiaktng cry? and U aivited 'by kazie.' a fessional summons. He was oijly The hawthorn bloom was oy n. up to Mr$. Hammond aware. now of dark eyes of a faspiny ' th States. It is said that they have Around us of "the If the ati to me er Attn. cinating head, as delicately poised south.' : ; better regulations .over Jn Canada on a swaying stem pi a neck as Is slralbge in the a eobra'a Snakes! and that the regulations are pbeyed White hawtlHtrn,.. CHAPTER' V nigt-timQuicker, quicker, he walked. Hsl the natives R on Mazle Bob enforced Ward and resented the by His kiss on my mouth Insinuation- that ba should had almost reached the fringe or visiting hunters from tbe United Padrsic Colum: , "Across the rere'a. tables nonr, where the erstwhile t be at all Interested Id the Mates. Door." that Mrs. Hammond' had waiting tangoers were setUlng. for a brief for the fortunate boy of her choice. respite. He was In a kind of spell. Bob had no intention at telling his AU these thoughts had been racing cashonor, of sacrificing hta own sense through his dazed brain like a water. of torrent Hazy, cading of to favor and the curry decency, Wkat ioet Ikt tooi-bimoney of Mrs. H&mtnoniTor sixty muddled water. mtrinfunt Jay about Who who was tila, stepping out Mrs. Hammonds! To the wbne ol tgts and sasv add Hot disavowals- - rose to his lips, In front of him so suddenly? lemon juice little tt time while There were some Blocking his way. Sally! Oh, yes, scaldlcgly.. A mttttr ol eontrotf you beat. He had almost forgotten Sally! things In In roasting coffee, Kill! Broa. follow But now the dance had ended. her. The dream aura of the earlier a similar prisciple ol oontroL Oolv And Marie's man. afternoon had been dispersed, disfew ftrntii tt tAime are roasted sad a deucioia, aaiiorm flavor fa) grimly determined not to give her solved, in a cloud of mingled emox tbe remit. another Instant with this tions, impresetone. t college boy, had whisked her Still, he had been on the point of oS. fighting tor her good nam but ten Bob's indignation remained minutes since. Seeing ber ;meiia In the milling shuffle of honey hair., her Might eyes. the crowd, surging 'otf the dancing mind cleared op with a snap.- - Wad cleaned out, as a cold wind search flfjbr. Bob was marooned. involuntarily. Instead of streak-- es out a country brook on a Sunny ". Ur.'.Vi.lIhe else M "JolmlHvnn of BiafkoooL. Eng.,' certainly is rnsDirinfif to the hitrher education in"Smenca.T A biilleTT. ' fh rough his head, at Ypres, in 1915, made John deaf and dumb, '. For ten. year he. was in an institution, speechless. : Cut, the other day,, he was tackled in a foutball game. Seeing ' the other, ten of the opposition piled on him, of ; ictin-ehurt so that" John actually' yelled, andwhen.he It , got up, he found that he could cuss, or say anything. Physicians say that it is a most remarkable case!. Usually, when a fellow is sat on and stamped on by a squal of eleven, Howdy, folks! WTien the. big and so, mouthing fierce wordes, to he to of a unable is for build the of long kague baseball season c pened Tues- sleep .again. But unou ui, and put icemen, say anything tfis of 123i456 on Mayr-JrWkrhoul4tB- with delicioiM nd add fruits er s bor.ey. Comes ready to eat Mir it, too, with other cereals. Use it in cookirisf. Made by Kelloga; in Battle CreeL Sold aad served everywhera. Recipea- on package. milk or cream . : - . -- is N reaL' CopyrliM UM. Warar Brea. PJcturea. Ina. ... OLD MASTERS. - - ALL-BRA- - "' ire-tend- . : Hon.. - -- ,iL"-- .i rWt .' nea j.v you I)un't ns "svoeation, mean "vocutiou", or vice. versa. -- . , YOUR ENGLISH The Real Fisherman .: . ALL-BRA- -- - ! . cliroriie eases, witK .every You'll enjoy it! - -- jCjGoSwiTBisffiOffift manager t Fswn K, Singleton, buslnesa inger; Jese Clark, adverthnsg. manager; R, W, OoodelL ; city editor.' . j guaranteed ! ALL-BRA- 3.0U. '' safe ilt V FERA CAFF? ETtR't A' JjOOWikj Subscription terms By carrier la (be .county, 45 oeuts tbe month; year lu advance; by mail iu tbe county, $1.50; outside county, ' relief T. L. num1stone: "Ilalf the troultie in the world have beea caused by aople who refuse to ac Nervorum ess, sick beaiacbea, cept Euclid s axioms that the whole insomnia are ften .the direct re-sla greater tha the part" of constipation. Indeed, this terrible curse wrecks strength and W. B, Maxwell: "Ufe e a health and causes more than forty road with lnuumltenibte direction serious diseases. Tot it can be reboards; but tbe directions are aU lieved easily,- promptly, permaonthe wrong side oft he Iwm rds, m nently.- It can be prevented! Is guaran N that only whea yon look back eta Keilosre'i yon see where you have been going." teed to give relief. . Doctor recommend because it is 100 bran er "bulk.' It relieves constipation in nature's own way. uoer tTrerfe m part-bra- n product can enual. Simiilv : Pon't say "I have wrote htm eat two UbJespoonfula daily in- corabout it" "Have writtea'1 U mwERsupsoe MOW. 95.00 Ui COHSTIPATIOiraRDERS SLEE . Coveruor AHaa T. Fuller: "I am oppuved to vpeeiul pKirilece fur apecial people." nM" , ni i THAT PrtCHEf? SWOUlO MORE lU Grf 1-tH HEARD HtR CAU,A HAM BLOATE.D Bo&RQ CAMERA Nrtue LOOWiUG FOR Telephones Business office, 93; Society reporter,' IQT; Editorial rooms, 12U8. If yon do But receive your paper before p. n. telephone M sad a wpy wiU be dehvered to your realdeVe, l Cure, mc aug look jswfol. cute. 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