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Show 5 i J PROVO SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 1927. FACS TWO I TJiE HERALD C il . ru'.tlibed CWjlirald . Jrioration, XEJi gvt . Swspijm.-' . , A4i4 Mr. Abagail irf H14; i a ring trft li YOUR ENGLISH Bt fore niartlage, they dunee half tliiuku a the BiKbt After BiarriaC they walk u Up of a tlte flour with the baby naif ifce I)T If tMt.'aliefshafceailio - j r D. voors C voo NO CHAMC4 FOM Hkka, fouufy rf HtCrt IM OIL.. HE. STARttO- - HEAD AW A BARREUMUJ G?OUOS (XTiMXJR FACE. WAW BELT PE iY come SacW Birds POStW JOOM WAS ME. ST3TfeO-wi- ..X SPy2.ErA?.VAlt. tS Welcome, U. P, Visitors! HOL UWC TM fill h II AGO. WOVVI ROVALTV GiAPPiM' . - - EUEiVt-TiM- E UK. 1 1 T " ' y TIP - .. . ' '; ; ,:. ..' 1,. : . vr . , mtTOug1 I lk . a. . j Professor A. W. Polbud: He I the sot pay to vaa a- hud mas. whe. doe . .i. ruture at iest aa mocu received from the past" i. : I IIJ -- A O'RAisnstS. . lM-ew"- "al-ma- n l HAMO . J nua! thing, a woman prejury and a man, an SCIENCE E. 8. Martin: "People who try jury,' but I know of one are quit case w here a woman had woman to organize patriotism It ham. Patriotism, SEA DESEBT i A jury out only fire minutes," the at- likely to do needs to come from the "The most perfect dewert in the torney, practicing. fcHttle Jaw in the like religion, world exists, not on land, imt is the smoker. Jet " it be known. : iThU insider .;ii outh 'Pacific Ocean ! So aayi Ir. woman was suing a street railway A nut in 11. Hiuithaon. company for the loss of one of the inn scientiNt, in a recent (taper on digits fro nihef ' right hand, the hand that rules the world. She had fleep sea life. Iri3ariUlewTlh aa absf)lutely devoid told the court that she thought it Utbla ': tMPfV BdtTtE HEARS HE'S-- , o aed of out casta and worn-ou- t creatures, who swaoa here to die. Science cannot yet explain why this deep set desert exists. There can hardly be a marine supud erstitiou' which keeps fish OF TONGUE be some, plants away but there must the. scientific erplanatjoa of phe w rnvls: ."Eerrot hi da-v.ji Whatever the cause, nonteuon. Baedecker s tow lylnt; in acrihed ayr Pr.Tlart, this desert toets country."- - "At a fers an M An HERc-Tvm- - hegrudglngly. His Hon; te Jhe iadiea of the juryjtnd the eonrifw hy yeu rhiuk tSa member waa wwth tear thousand dollars that " closed the door op! Yet, your honor,' ah . replied, , that waa the thumb I alwaya kept. my husband under.' " :; ...a In Smoking Room WiS CEUAR.' lOiCKHOltES C1rl-arwrttaI- :' "Xow, lada-a- ,' or. "will you kindly These, the bone then, it is wrong; . for, ahake" means a rident physical aetit and not a ieart repulse. since' as spelled, PROXOl'XCE ,, ' . -hot ens." "some"" whe USE yen DOST mean "inew bat." V' AHAGK jwiHilarly nsed but, often intoqiKrttfd : "Though th'l ma y - iie lilay to yota, it is death to rue" w as any on land. "The boys throw stunea at frogs in snortyet Ihef nigs do not die In I sport but in earnest," as Bion said, many centuries ago. r rr n7 T n j iimmar IUmuoo, wlitor and Btaaager; N. editor; V, K. Siuglcton, busiiisa Manager; Jesse uauager; It. W, Goodell, city editoiy ; WAYi OVTOUR By carrier In the county, 43 cent tbtf aaohtb; Suliseripthur term la advanee; l.y mull la, the county, jity outside cuuuly. the - 5 - 3 Sotlet matter, M7 J Editorial tool is, laus. If you da But receive jour jfapet before 8 p.m. telephone . to an J a tapf HI be akdirered to your residence. . - g and,eren .. )fr EAT Kh bat shook him." haa done anything apiroh-lo- bh Ufe. f lO.Oiiut waa worth -. Xotbtag Urea U the tratef or on this peculiar aettioa the bottom of the sea. Bones of- whales and lie arattered on the red clay. f street cars. " ' . ' tliat ; ulght. 4 4aiH by laT borue ' . " .'A with n now, FOnc brB tor Janitor. T)u etork id the steeple strikes one. Auyway a who la armor dlrtu't atieking Hip fcuy there beaidc jeu baa drawn have (o worry a Unit -- Art Shuonon. iut hi riba on crow d- tbfir straight fhsdvv a, J eildoneBa4itba 76Hr S3.UU. .VJIEABT-,-- . Father, dear, father, renie - ailjrEnleKiTieixaid-claU'tjifi. Member tit Culled Ftw asaocla-tioiiPuiite Editorial aervk-e-, and tba James (2. ripps '" T . '" 1. . THROB prerideiit, lt W. St, Trovo, Utah. at the poatuffk in Proo, 50 S. reu ve ' BAIMUE WITH t matter , Bud-re- chip. "' :l vtlh Come boinr nsing tbem for poker ' '. t Provocation ' Provo is prepared io extend hearty greetings to the 2,500 Union Pacific visitors who tfrtnsmve in the city today. Every detail to make their stay & pJeahant one has been at 'tended to, and Frovo expects'to make heptemoer i ana t gaia days for thiacity and for the visitors alike. The commg athletic meet, with its attendant testiyities, marks a milestone in Provo'S progress. Never before has the city had as, its gue$ts such a large number of people from ar .distant points! the United states, The athletesr-an- d Provo for the meet hail from their friends who will be-iregions as far east as Omaha and as far west as the Pacific ! toast, me impression w nun riovu may iimnc uyvu mwc rrtSrIs"Tttaitymiportant to the city, as the progressive-1 resiaenis nave reanzea iuuy. as a resuii, me yiyj-, arat inns have been all that could be expected. Provo.is. eager to make IkeXmonTPaciric Athletie league ineet a permanent affair for this city, and if the 1027 meet wvcharge anticipate, Prove will 'K'llfif'.pcrmaW'ntnome" of the "?porx classic. .T'"T!T" ,lark,-fauio- n vic-mc- ft)ves-ttut'Cf-.ssfut-as'th(s? cv r r7iere" V rtTtmbrHlW wunTffd-iruWfef- l 'attitetf-t'hdTiKal- t that the peppla ivill be such Union Pai'iftc System will be in this city. Enthusiasm eager to stage their; future,-meetJias already been shown by Provd's activity for the meet, and this city will next show its hospitality a characteristic for which it is noted. The Evening Herald welcomes the Unibn Pacific visitors and wishes them all success in their great athletic activity. s : ma. u. a mt. off. ' Ford s Air Flivver ' , 11 ' 'nrZ .cpoi 3V - - txrtrmAtamct. : It . WASHINGTON TUUliS iff nry Ford is reported to be manufacturing an airplane to sell for1 $11,000, D. 0. F. If that mearts for family-us"draw on father," there will be a big demand among the high flying youngsters. But,, if it means "delivery on the field," as some contend, the market will not be so active. me. " .. i r - I ViO -- rVx BY CRANE m e -- i i ! seftue this wesS'WTrt'fferO'i 4 uoit, m a big demand for family flying There is'sure machines in the future, and Ford will do for that field what he did for the automobile industry. He will put a flyiiig machine in every fifth family if there are that many who s have the $11,000. If he would put the other of us up in the air he should make the terms "a dollar down and l dollar w hen you catch me."1 to-b- - wro ivm tax.kt&hdu.-voo- votkm.v ( V , ;. HOOr aV' YS "aw w y- u tut bp' aa a - . v (T - , Howdy, folUx! " 1 ... Hlll); 1CI1UW is"vin the liabj" swallows 1!27) One of the JIOW .,.1. I.iu iiib hen be Is 1..,., KinflJB TO your I (t)MMIT Sl'ICIDK a bathtub with a aiibhifitott now. J! 3$C Jp )(c 4: sf: USSEM.OO FW'WlGHr, JfE keep those Tises ovfjv noo our. m:t. l tONT HfEtN COME To VOORWELP rf V si J K0M, WHNf fWoo 6ovk WJNFjiT TJONT I vo i? Teu we tnit "- -J' WM' keep ' )rv ' HkL".. '. V WERE To " ' ?" - " -- "14i S! ( MOTmH. ' r all over. J tourists! to-co- ast 1. y I ..... Ask about our special R. - 3 t i 111 , tKt. The?- neer - at the niii IncUliMor's childieu . , A r;U - I bate la that darn pest Who Hip th lie From ( tit my vfst! One. of . prrrrd'iig' the trapedy: "Whbh citp of thcM is I he H iul mil, anyway?" SALESMAN SAM BY SWAN WtMdt, H . gink we hate is Oscar Iliff He always rails iiis wife "(he wit?." aPrA Mis. I'riivoeiitiiui lias quit making and KhiKtT snaps Jilmr site tniiuil l.ntle "fishing, "'ROUMO-THe-WoR- 6TDP IS 5AVS SV PftRtS.-N.EM- OEfsTH SAW ER IS SO HOptMfi THAT SWA WOUU 5T CMlFF-$MtF- . ) Voo ... " .. ... . He woolo fJ -- TrlEki' hp. "lb SltSKlAI. ;m -- rArf T -- FUPD-rUu- fcfiA3?-- A BREAKFAST" t5 LOrrce " . 'k OF Hot Ail SE--t AniT Divta-ri - Ft CALM -- T'l I 1 UPCrP.-AA'Ak- BOLSWCr3I.---1Ht- l.lliV. l'i WELL W AkA' rrsi c IUA1 VlAVe BREAKFA:-- AT MC6DRH'S ' r i "JOCEV 1 HO' BE A' MOTH IWAM'-tr- TO TO GET MARINES l 6ET OLiTt ar. 1IH!!0 EG TVUKK tpepi, MRS. TMERe lD. NEVER , JST There, A. Ae5EKT-rA(MoeoMe- OF 0CH A? i Thin-g-! UMOERSTAM- SPECIAL ; D- OM UTfLE 5S VOOR part!!! ?9 ' ...... 0 ai I .:J l" m s - Aldon J. Anderson, Traff ic' Manager - It -- UP To A WATFUESrCRISP rsp nt YWJ Vfil A WHV.TH6 ; ; " By Ahem 3 GuZH.Cfl NOTE The Laor Day- Special applies tft U, P. Track Meet, and permits, at slightly higher rate, stopover " privileges during period ol meet. . 310 West Center, Provo. ' PHONE 980 1 ' Soli WArf FOR VDnu uv lnTiMit VIE' VJILL APRICCff "JAM. ONE FARE ROUND TRIP To Salt Lake City TO PROVO 1 CENT 1 CENT , - I PER MIL- EI i PER MILE Minimum Fare 25 cents Minimum fare 25 centsv" Sale Saturday, Sept. 3rd - Sale Sept, 5th, 6th Tidum Same Day Only Return SarrjeDay Only '' Aslrt-oca- l r fffr"Dc:tar& Ageht T ; FRY, IricT F 5J 4it arrangement ' ?'i.lm 5ftcA AL-- U. P.' MEET rz'. af Between All Stations Minimum Fare 50 Cents Selling Dates Sept. 3, 4, and 5 Good returning to Sept. 6th t j. )5HO0LOHWe F). ..; . . . OPEA PEMKivi J'-- E xcursions LINDBERGH SPECIAL time-payme- nt OUR BOARDING HOUSE fclii IlARQR-DAT-SPEGI- - . jojdSEs mm LUCK. : V' , .. Die" PERMANENT! Paris' 99 oh, ospiR, - was Sort of OM HAGWT-F1R- JELL.G'&yE.KlW. 1'tL CP9L FROM . 65 HOP OFF TopftV AMI? 'WEVR. A liiftsJCrasic Jlomeilts: iWhett-j-mrrc-.soi- -- . exceptionallv cenerou- s- - : : i. todaVs- tv. - " : 3p father jiKt lihr r- I " The .yntirc Iiousrwife who tii-v- i nib the spots out tf a leopard -! latiiPT wok mi. skin rug with gasoline. I ... "IN vice -from his Wliy is it thai must dithers, when " father.llley Willi! to klKK-- Mllielhm?"i:it a buy's bead, always hit in oti the i(Jilfish h.'is this iidvaiitage its other end?, l:i.s ;: The lowest, priced' Sedan ever sold by Dodge ... " ..:.... Brothers. takes advice from - : . AJSACIiH. AITLES VICE SAYS: lh aveuge son n VIA in less than seven -- 8p stroW HIlil lfs T ' y And when were snappy pick-u- p and more ' . ; "desired? ""'T " : and briIlianc. This universaUyJrequiredj new Four steps from zero to 25 miles an bour'.J 7- -thru gears in less than 7 seconds! " Longest springbase under a thousand dollars, too its comfort already lauded by hundreds of coast--" " .Ice (lee says she uses the patni.rtc stroke when swinimiii;--- - What ETttMome of thmnn who three v going to crotts mosquitoes With fireflies so that you could see thom iu tbo dark c sfc e Fours sold .. get-awa- AiIiII'.hI Axiom: A rine on (lie fingtx is worth .two on the bathtub. aren't aaving anything l iiMiijis llicy W sjc hlia sinniH'fl Lrvli trill itotii, Uiitl' tavins, says in fr . UJAMt r A (nV( SSUAN h At a time when curbs and streets are packed and jammed with vehicles, here's a big, roomy car SO EXPERTLY DESIGNED that it will fit into 17ft feetof curb space and turn 'roundina38-footstreet- I Va to sleep In leaky faucet. j 5(S usmt-- n juiiiw-a-uuuu- iu onlv worm. morning lute toNfcork :,4Krl!allM music is now liclng Tlie orteliinPhvivine picture was bmiideast over-- the nidio. This is itus diurce positively the lust warning we ahull when a man with Sit. limked thru a Hteresw Rive. 3) ar At a time whet a uuu vviui vvwxjr muiuiiatf ivtw fastest Four in America! performer--t- he A 4 (Copvi-ifTht- rUJX FACTORY EQUIf UMT-4-UU-U& Aodwithgood reason! Y - A m ,pV' mm aaasai Thousands of orders still unfilled! 9-. four-fifth- w w M a rui'ArT ... e " lkU eiw? it mA mmo, mc , - 4 . |
