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Show PAGE TWO ilub- - fih THE HERALD - Xotieer ay a, '"'v" . rooms, 1235. 95 tad a otfkw, V5; 8xtity reporter, 107 1 'Editorial jeu da nat revel va yvvr paper Urfore 6 p. m. ielep&OM Ui be delivered to oar residence,.. . , . 5uslni It pr fr-th- Sou. From WCES WMOW AWOlVi' ABE AT BAT IM TH LAfeT WPiLf OF - D. i , (Soin'om iKjot Te PE.LAV CFFtCE.. HE. ball Hfe. ,aki Ol NO shop 'SE- l- X AINT BATHlM SUIT. II It 74 M . The ordinary, layRKUi,. one knowing -- and mat inventor .was ! ... . ,J: . (AURUSt i- , -j betimes, and to giving Hash, the paweh, a bath, and when' I da ' put him in the rub, he to like a aany, m that ltabie Pruvoca-lio- n 'doth join in the bellowing, such caterwauliiiK never,! heard in" my Ij fe,.ao that I fain x flidt test the neighbors do thinke I am Provication, Jind I do te placed, heaven help me, in the goal- ' liouse ! ' And ao U the nrintery. .. S Kx Shaaooei. , lp - t , beat-liiit-l'n- ua r An is one who can re. member when" he used to sing: "In tld-tine- -- 1L, SUNDAY. SERMONS :J.2. -- By E. LUSK ROBERTS f Verily, Brethren, it is better to be doing rather than to be dying and he that keepeth himself in action" hath good reason to expeet lorig life and a xiegree of 1 Jiappiness, while he that retireth into ease and rest shall find neither life nor happiness. Yea, Good Brethren, the idle body falls an early , prey before germs, and the idle mind turneth itself in and suffereth all the ills of gloomy 'orooding.- - There--for- - e, say let. ua be up and moving. Iet the body cleanse itself with .wholesoine struggle, and let the mind find uiojtKjLvw new. endeavor. . , the " man wflo nvenfed (he yCifta tmntr-.- r pure niaple syrup out of torn sugar. whether it hits water or solid rock.. To expect a man to fall that way and then get put any Sort of a ' -- -- J...L. ui g it makea'b'ut little difference 2000" feet, jC height' of sayr . ycnr:: mouth "Open 'Ah!'- - There is no truth ttr the moor that tap iiew Ford car will have a be the top tut thatit rmg-- in as a watch charm. ' jut " Poor Erwin8 Chances (a- being nattreshes. THE EXTEXTE-COKDIAt. With lYance Jsuing a new series of postage stamps to celebrate the coming of the America --Region, to Parbi next month, may" we not tttjrgest that H would be a friendly gesture if tlie stantps were inscribed aith n appropttate slogan such 1 f as er Mrs. is dap r. Is reaert proprietor use eactna plants as filling - tor pillows and E Ja Jittle-oritqthin- nd fytXf- des-pcia- e.i ; -- vtl-aab- le iinit BOU.IHEV jfT doubt, with the police warehouse en a ajuiet pictured anete. lH-atcatreH near tVef.mtty HilL it --is ascd exclusively for fctorin; . I'unn the police ptofiorty. lira noorr fur instance, hi the rf'if roam. IWa room rcrtaina one. o Ut cullrt tiom ef lijr$ in existence. The-sewftoor Is ivVo ever te dragnHa. 1'cry fieijuently the police, in hunting for a criminal, ate compelled to throw a drar' about tlie.city. Only tlie strangest dragnets are used, and thej- - are all imported front eiia. Tl.thinl tloor, as hmy be surmised, is glled bih willi eouibs, used by tbe detective departnrnt for ctuihing the te city for bank bandits and other ciiaractcra. $m the old "Motile Blue," srfys a uewspaiier. ris feet three tuhc bight tl olid all the way up." Tut! Tut! Nut above the neck, we trnstl ...... Mud Ml nwus - WAKlTEO TQ GO ttsl OKI A base PpoL 0J yoTs CTo-F- Him VS.KE.D OEX Wsiow JOVS 601M' SAWT LOOS LP N'vavnH!' umT HE- - DUKiT EFFEM Mnow 1K1 rVTH'EvEViTMy Mayor Rolph, who issues a proclamation with one hand while writing1 another with the other hand, calls upon San ' Francisco to pray for themissinjf aviators, ' FranIt is a good thing. Of course; a good many San ciscans; pray without being called to prayer by an official proclamation ; but, Prayer .some San Franciscans who never think of getting the Almighty interested, save when they are .in deep trouble. The effect of thenprayers-osuch is something that the mayor ' !' has, probably, carefully studied out. . . SCoRtS FROM DC PrtOMbtM ccum-m- at Mr So uash " "W POOROII a IlUlow. . SE.H4ex 'GOOT aeil-knew- hotci ; our . This ia Mrs. HernMaa MrSquash, proprietor af the Pest Iloase, tlie , By Williams MAW CUD HOW DL HOUL , - i'ig 15.00. "' - Oh, OUT OUR WAY K. Gunnar Jtasmuaoo, editor and manager; N. C llicka, coaoty ,K gtnsteto. buslnea manager; Jesse Clark, adTertWnx editor; ' ' . tuanager; E. W. Goodell, city editor. . - ' ma-ha-O- FO PI LAR SCIENCE - ic . the ' t hay pul tree." -- g ' " whether it barks, ' : ; Or whether it bitca, chewing tulmeco for bait Is . wienie is nottrine " lawful, lint it is illegal tu hit tbe M$ut bash dressed in tigbU! year without a summer- - niwt have been the same rink who By carrier i tbe county. 48 cents tne nonta; EubTiptloij',teriBS iXW ttt year in advance; by wail la tbe county, ft.5Q; outaide county, Seasonable Prayer AU World Beriea. e ' said bobbed hair would k become pouular. (Cpyrith(, 1H271 Howdy, folks! The niaa be predicted that Chia would be a KNOW IOIB CITV! Many of ear reader arc familiar. fctator rutiteinplat-luflighta kbuuld ao rusii their 4iiaa thru quk-klis to get off the front page in time traus-M-ean- . SertUs.af "i'r over tlie bead with when It' comes up to spit. ' Iw Published bj tbe Herald Corpwation, K. C Budgera, president, t 80 S. 1st W. SU Prova, Utah, dalljr. Entered aj second-clas- s Batter it tbe postofflae t Provo, Utah. Member "of United PrM auoda-tionNEA and tba Jamea O. Scrippa pditprlal service, ' "" " ' "V Newspapers.' Teleihota t PROVO SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, AUGUST 28, 1927. . device life-savi- is about like expecting a sky rocket's stick to return to its sender, via its route of ascent and descent, . I In Smoking Room - I "These days, pn can't take aiiy .chances Ob k'tting oncti. cliauffwir "illrive the car any oftcner, for hi nwn Inmeflt, tnuo otft of the week," the aniokurivltij the preen eye, Unshed.'1 "I bad a "new mtin to drive- niy car and he vw a food looking devil.. It was also K ' new ear and he win nut only an attthority on earn, but a conniHtteur mi iiedestrinna, commonly known ate 'chickens.' -- H.'How, does lUe now caridi'k np, -Jumesr linked bim, after he had returned with the Teblrh? Just in tiling to take me to the office, after Jiln 'ng out allsnlKht, "'Great!' Iant jght, I Rrabliedi three in fifteen xniinute8,' , he tmiled." s -- d - .. NATURELAND 'TIP OF TONGUE Wltltani A. Comattick, JVnwrafle natloiinl coniiiiltteetnnn:' "The Ke-liulilk'un iiatiotiiil convention next ft'iir will. be as Kad a slutw as was the Doinocrutlc meetiiiK in 1934. J woulau t ml km It for anything." .... Mnrinn (jnhriel, MiehlRan school tcavher.: "NothlnR is so nmnoton ouk to ihllilrcu jln a classroenr as seeing ttutr IwtcUer in the .same frock, or a aeries of drab- frocks, all If eren af during- a achol term. feefa- their marks adversely." ... . Wluit ia probably the most extraordinary forest in the. world a tahlt'laud aix niilua in width near the west coast of Africa. ThoiiKh their trunk, areu as much as four fwt in diuim-tor- , the trees only reach hcljrbt of one foot. No tree bears more than two loaves i'tnl the latter are sometimes six 'feet Umg.j. . S MT. Off. V OorSOE , DOPE. Dimt sv mtx somci. me. OUR BOARDING HOUSE Rv -C- IX N"T SAY "I will 'sg the win- tah In California." Hay 'winter' when you mean "winter." and al way a reuittinWr that the "r" is never allent or to be allnhted in any wiiicft it- 4s a f wrt- ett "rind" as if "rynd." It is not CHE 1M)X'T rtA-T NWJ trlAflce WASrlgS tlAJ Of BEATl AQ Mfc ! rllP-Atf- Atf'X A 6AM'. .foltt-f- rl' when yon VIVO KUM wj. HASM'- -f y ORPlMARtW,-tl. V1AS .'BAUT A GOPHER! WBtLi-tHAT'"- I lou can look forward to new standards of TBrnartnes--f- or ther A UK. Ilwlics by Fisher are new andcmt Ixxly the finest AM?rican traditions of motor citr beauty. ! 1! .ah; . . Iovl are the cue -- Und-uCou- 10i5 p. Power, smoolhnqs, silence, snap. You'll find them all in the Oakland Six! And above, all else, you'll ilnd reliability. t 1 : bv nca servkc mc. - . -- quality. ..X,.r. '1145 1265 Pontine Six, rducini prM, $745 to 1925. Pontine 0 Ofliverr to $710. 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Your car only neecl8 certain things : gas, oil,' air, water and it only needs them in certain amounts at certain times. , r. Our job is to providetose things when they are needed and to serve you with them promptly, courteously; and skilfully. If we succeed in ing youj weJmow that you will call again. So we make unceasing efforts to see that both our products and out service, are of the highest possibJo " Cbriofet 1075 Landau Sdan Spcart Btwcbter .1 I ..fur 120 North L'niversily Ave. EVERY "7 1045 rooR SEDAN . .V V Sian NEW LOW PRICES start to drive for the bitr, new "engine and the longer chassis were designed to meet every American performance demand. asBWI 1 JT Come and see this history-ma- k ing car! Not just beeauserit carries new low prices. But because, with all its thrilling qualities, its staunchness and dependability ptampit truly And you ran expect a thrilling jexperience from the minute you I X E coolpkK Pirn iF V? WAS JA:T.Trl' ovjj vceUFt ': ' BREAK FOR .'LUCK vm . 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