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Show PBOVO SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, JUNE 5, 1927. AGE TWO OUT OUR WAX THE HERALD Bu William AArV. CWCRY, Ht'SEtS second-clas- s 1 tions, KEA Service, Pains Editorial service, and ths Jamea G. Bcxipps . Newspapers,- V.rW 1 SWLAT.BIOOOJO Telenhaiiea Business office 86: Society reporter. 10ft Editorial room. 1208. If yop do sot recti rs your paper before p. at. telepbona 95 and a copy will be delirered to your rtaJdeDce, AM ' HERE tbe year la advance; I IU n . niac'y geeae. have- - made . ' I1 . nII IEa r I I I1 3 MUM - x- 1 ; x OWERIKRLI&M. V . 1 ft a power nas oeen, to a very r imma tQHnt inn ngr mre . the-matt- F .1 extern,, a lauurts m uw X aaa tfT.'il. a .f 1 1 Willi UVVfUUVa know a lot of now. - WJC U1UUWU v v a liuta wtiivi vuur iiiuiicy. VCiagC 1 V vtMs) fv 4 4JCTT ev"a V ... i A - : 1aa - PRriVO-CATION- 1 S 's, Howdy, folkit Tbe tint $ aeientiat pmUetfc cominf, when we ahall ail be cettisc otfr v food by radU. In It No General Reform . "lp, papa,- - eome, The eryaUt aet ' Sophisticated men, among, them hef husband, says she ! I; itetouring to the North Pole for picnic supper on the shores of ttairta e uaiv, 4. Aleutian Island's to Tokyo, with a aide trip to the Arctic Circle to secure a male and fe-- . male igloo. '; 5. Formal entry into Tokyo.-4- , oitcku. laying that was Spinster Pola Negri, prefer their, women modestly dressed knees. and, she appears in a skirt reaching way below the c will otdef beans radio food atore, ; An one who tan reAn static In the air, member when "room with It indicates that Pola's husband is getting, temporarily, private succotash. bath" meant a bowl and a pitcher anyhow, one thing that he prefers ; but, the reform movement of . water on the wanhftaud In tbe will, very probably, not spread much. Most of the sophistiIP AVE CAN GET FOOD tit ' cated men are married to women who wear just: what the' RADIO. IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE bedroom. : and the unmarriedunsophisticated, TO TITNB IN ON THE EIFFEL wXJ'l latter, personally, prefer, says ber face Is her GET A fei'tuue. 1'oor dear, lie dwMn't realmen are agreeable to becoming" more sophisticated through TOMTCU IX PARIS' AND, " ' . ' SHOT OF COGNAC , ise that she ia on the verge of the. way women dress. In considering the length of their skirts, the dear women ortler. Never Caution: apagbettl will go right ahead without worry over the effects upon un- Crom. the radio . It will tfJ sophisticated men. Sophisticated husbands' will learn, with get tangled ip In your aertSl ! THE OLDEST INHABITANT sYaKtvUt flint iViDtA la Ana hliaVafril lirttnaa viawa An alrita A. D,1J7: "Yes, sir, I kin ' TRANSl-PAOPLIGHT mnemler "way back in 1927 : - i - ANNOUNCED" lrh yeai of. th' big rain when t It wuc freealn' cold as late as Itinerary of ; The householder "and corn from the but If there' any he'U probably get old-tim- , Gee-Ge- e 1 bank-ruptey.- . food-store- ri UtahnWagsWickedTpiigue ' Made PubUe. Today I, 4 1 r May 29!" " jft . Hush, who caa't get ' - .' ' - yell A WISCONSIN, physician told the American Medical Association convention that it is possible to beAncome Intoxicated on water. other excuse that won't wojk at 2 a. m., with wife on the far side of tbe key bole a fellow Is trying to find. d f . ttttle Alro-Ra- Dont you cry, Chart of Prepoeetf ilighl yr-:- : . You'll be Gordon gin for an alrplaoe fight from Prove to JaiMui having, been formu- By and by! . latedV ttiht department take , pleas rl ure in announcing the firet eotnptete Why should Americans go to itinerary of the nronosed trip; Tbe Europe to see the ruins, when so course to be followed ae chart) many of them come over here to -lecture. will be 1. Prove to lctoria, stop- ';' The Indian was here first. But Inr for. tea at the pletureue' that's nothing. So was the pedesButchart SimUen Gardens. & Victoria to NooKuwifti a trian. to see Dangerous Dan,. ..stop-of-f j' There will be standing room only MrGrew and,;' the lady that's n on earth by 2227 A. 1) nays a known' as Lu.-- ' 3. Nome to Aleutian Islands, scientist. That's nothing: We PliUM ', . i7 " ... SmoottSpailord Coal Company Up-tow- office n SCIENCE -- Provo Commercial Bank YARD PHONE 17 , un'. j 2., Lump and 3x8 Stove $7.S0 Mnch No! Goal $6.75 would be.' And so to. home where SHORT skirts will- - make, woineu my dame doth jeer, at the eult,' Baying, "Ton- Jntt WOCLD: get gray live longer, says a scientist. Already tweedj" but Lord ! I paid naught of woman's average age is 56 plus, and attention to the Idle ereaturet for man's 66. Short skirts may prolong woman, but they're simply killing had I bought serge, she would ha fSo would! man. Isn't it? )id. "Seree? Herre? A'ou're just 'the type '1 And she doth even sner, he". heartlee wretch, at my salmon pink rnjrat. which do be as noble as evier ;?;aw( and did cost, heaven belp.n, 'a' prettle pen-' LManufueturers of- thecommon ny ! And sn; to lead pencil are becoming worried, .as a result of the statement made, Many a womart who marries a e man finds that she la not long axo, that the available supcompelled" to make etcnsive al- ply of red edar, now used almost teratIons.v,:;r-"V'.;"?'-''v;;"'-"Exclusively for pencils, is not lung .:. ;.. , for this world. Conferences have The progress, ef (HlriUzatlon : been held by representatives of 1A28 : Flaming youth. leading pencil making concerns and : 192T: the Forest Service has now joined Hying youth. in a quest for some new wood to .. DROP' A TEAR FOB THE OHIO replace red cedar, when a substiMAN WHO NAMED HirEIGHTH tute becomes necessary. CHILD "FINIS' AND. WAS PREThe. essentials of a good pencil SENTED A IEAU LATER WITH wood cannot be found In any wood: land tree. The material must not .K:;:'"-ttwins.:, ' -be too hard, or it cauuot easily Irs. Charhe Chapljnsays she is whittled. It must be comparativeunable to .live dn $2,500" a month ly free from knots and similar imHruouy. TUe.thQughtls appaling. perfections, and must be cheap and Gimme dfatrev'.- - '.ffi'vj.i-"'-easy to procure in quantity.' Redwood, other cedars, cypress, juniper e, And as for yeu, If oraee and varioas pines are now lieiug J . think' yen are" a mean, I subpeted to tests. Without a doubt, sneering, hateful old thing! some woou win be found which can replace red cedar without imposing too great a handicap on pencil mak- - I -, , PSll. Rates on ? - self-mad- Summer Storage Rates . ; ON , i We can't understand why enlfen driving over the water hazard at Meadow Park,' don't eaten moi f txh. Especially when so many of thera put a little hook on the ball. ' ' Tp, and this dalt put on my new ' suit which. I: did buy from Milord Edgar? Mae, - and it, with my new cravat of salmon pink and my kerchief of green polka dots, is very handsome. Anon to the CP. In the noble young state of printery, shewing my newe suit to the low, raffish fellows there, but Washington they've got a contest ou tbe re be naught, of gibea and idle as to wbo has tbe worst hires. Imjests, which I was afeard there portation of California fleus barred. gray-twee- lcalUJC UJ, lyiic iaic ataoj uajr iumacvo ft d wic wav- by the Phillips Petroleum, spld on ing)Of $40,000,000 5 the day offered. Wonderful how the folks grab, when the , offering hath the aroma of oil, isn't it? . ng Miss They call It ""a scream.' Nichols, who has made $5,0()U,0II0 out of it, is now workiiig on "Abie's which will probably be a Children," ' IE DIARY WI1C - nA toe-bol- d In Smoking Room I rights "AlIIE R IRISH its 0th year in New York, the house was 8ld out at $10 per seat. ROE-'heglB-ui- of offerings of fresh securities for the er baths Ilow'd you like to 'itep on the soap, afergettlngjiut tt that, all naked T, s ran I . DON!" RAY -take In the "One of my nelgbborit, a farmer, "We will attend" is cor, lought a new car," quoth another movies. ' farmer, with the cob pipe, in th '. rect smoker. "He tried to run It withPRONOrNCE "retrftgrade" as If out enough lessons, thinkiuK ft was stress ielled "ret on with a cousin of bis old threshing maret." chine. It go too intimate with a DON'T USE "hate' when yon telegraph pole and damaged bis In haste they sent physiognomy. mean "dislike." for a doctor. ADAGE popularly need but often "'I think you have made a mismisquoted : "Wealth cannot .see" take, Mrs. Jones; I am but a veterwas "IJot much does great prosper inary surgeon,' stated the medic !"""" it y overspread the mind with dark- who came. " work- ,- Doc,' said ness," as Seneca ewxotajt In-Brevitate "TOae" back in. the days the injured one, 'I was a jackass for : trying to drive that car. " oVbrist. .. A CRAZE for piue .needle Is oh, in Berlin. They call it Money8 Moves sin 1. ilv- n Vtar 4ViAMklMUt - n i.li..; Vfe will EVERY 42 seconds one persons in hfa country, is struck' by ..an auto, ' nforms a government statistician. He hasn't Included tbe ones struck ;our oy five times in 42 seconds, Ither. bankt-Jbtwee- YOUR ENGLISH OBSERVATIONS a iL 1 serious-faceoVan- ; v. 1 fa n, scended on India, from tbe north last winter. One swarm was 20 miles long and from ) to 00 wide. Aa attempt to break up with machine gun fire falbxL rime would do well to observe California's new "gunman ct," which goes into effect July 29th. TViia art snprinfipa that a Derson convicted of felony in .vhickwas employed a revolver, or other deadly weapon shall whin4 nonitpntiarv Walla for at least seven. vears the offense jefore becoming eligifalefor a parole, even though " ri question is his first. It further declares that a person wun prior convictions minat him nr who ih armed with a deadlv weaixin and found kuilty of a felony shall spend at least fifteen year in prison jefore coming up lor parole consideration. habitual criminal- legislation the atatp have as potential murderers; but, felons armed LndieveraUreat . . ... i i i r ii. .ai.s: he point in this uamornia statute is me putting 01 uv.n a elons beyond speedy parole, it is mow ai tne wen Known r -; - Making Them Serve . liisk Roberts - ah cfotea havinir a "wave" or iust a mere ricple of - By E. v Verily. Brethren, often do we hear denounced wit d Dhrases the religious bigot," cuttlnp: w gratktBS north and tmuta. stupid, .who. moves, among- - th people, with dtailed l' toe- easy to suragkter them .and the map f heaven in hand, and a dogmatic jrfegaphone . governineBt baa dwlared tbe tulanil it is now. aereii, ft"Wslipsncfylnetfierrrtd KpehXancK-Te- a, containing a bird aauetnary. .the lashion to fiegrade sucli a m&n. Aa expert rakulatei that if all But, Good Brethren,a gTeatrwol walks the earth, hnmana lived to aevcuty, and if u Behold the intellectual highbrow, disillusioned and per cent married and had two eb'.V cynical,' dramatizing hji- - atheism for the admiration dren that lived te tbe same age. tL of his cult, and feigning a mad love of nature and the so ISO be would earth in years Deauuiut as a suostitute ior proiounaer worsnip. crowded that folks could hardly move around. Thesetwo strange men represent but opposing whjch flows the stream of sanity. 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