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Show face tw i PROVO SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY. NOVEMBER 28, 1926. An egorUt ia a mas aa mix-- b Of biuuielf as yon do of yourself. 15 THE EVENING HERALD , PUBUSHED BY THE BEKAJ.U CORTOKATIO-- tad fc&sar N . - Heater -- i2oe .... ..............10T i .a BuidMSt Off! qe TelcphoM . TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Iw carrier. pet month Dellf ered by carrier, per year, In advauce Pellttred liy mail In Utah county, per I far, tn advance by. tmill la Tin' ted '.IW In adSani Bute, .....'.... HAQ outside I'tah county, per jeac, $150 '.,v. OtLHoi-E.?- " SAT, VS-TUE- SOU WRf ARoowO .This NAR , MAO-lr4- ? rtoOVM VKrVCr SHttFTtST tfir .R UTUertoCE1trf tf' tab & Put HOLES -- IF, 5, 1 eerftiR Thei? SO . HTSOLE wow SEARS FOR 11 cori,v"W UsTtviivi! 'A oor rh. .$U0 f "? j3 areSt they - '. the postrfffttela Ptoto, Utah. Les Disagreeables y f : . , Ptm at "t OOtM kke a 0c Established as a weekly in 1856;, as a daily In 1&22. PiAlinned in the Herald nlld!ng,60 South .First West street, Provo, Utab. .every evening. except Saturday, and Km day morning. Delivered by(carrter In Povo, Laka V'ewVmeyarC'OrenL Benh, and Pleasant View. AU cumnlalnts of Whatever nature ahemld be made at once Telephone? Entered as second class matter WHAT AM r eer-Ut- a, DeBrewl Deliera i wwstiU PoTTki at- IUWlS.CU hole; Georgia niaa 'shoots bis wife be-caaae ahe d'dn't hn e blm, but A. B." A Prov biu nald t bla wife the be looked sp at Um court boose H'orslry donbta 1f that ' tmprored ' . otber day, Wbi I'm gone yoo'U dock and roared, "U wad I I't loat the situation. .n : never at a no tier mn ilk ase "Which ia aome' conaolmlo," ate TWERB llADXESS TO CXASH , replied, j. ... v i, .. THEM the did anybody erer By. coining While dew&atirs, Uary A man of tbe world had allpped hear anybody guaab any teeth , ', . llertoa and iiUlea en the ic-- ildenalk. A deacdn of tite ctiim-came along Would rather" be' speedy bian Harry Moore toys the girl that , . and remarked quite solemnly, Tbe too good to be true, very Mka-- f Co ate slid down the rail wicked atandetb in a slippery place, " won't be. . Until stopped by a nail . . "I see tbey do; but I can't." re Let na lower the. fireproof cWtain. Rhh man, twin six.-rPman. plied ilie fallen mn. tryint to , six twini . TrareAng Man: Do yon hate hot and cold water is thM room! crnious She was only an artist' danirh. Bell-boTea, hot' in the awn back FOB MEM ONLi (read tev but I like-- her line. mer and cold in the winter be ward). Didnt.joti U girl wouldn't you, it read would yon Jatnea Pcay aaya the 6oly things knew we. , , . man caa aboser and keep loyal t6 blm are a dog, a woman, and U "Raatus, whar' dla 'ere Nated stomach. State dut dey find all de crazy people wanderin' found DIPLOMACY The Toon PHOl (lotrtttB is win. aren't tire dow of Jewelry torir : bottle "Hot Oeorge, I'd iThe rockplle afforded by aonte lure to Mare that bracelet only kind that keep one warm. , southern states has been condemned The Husband: t cant affnM h by the national hobo convention: llo dfl yof( rfrtvunt for the fact btty it or yon, aear. What's a man going to do for "a that Ueorga VlanliinBton uerer told The ride: But if yb'n eonid, yoa winter homer lie?" . would, wouldn't font, . re- lioftband : I'm afraid not "Why y'oa Inhh. there wasn't any a Gentlemen prefer, Heats. The- Brldet Why? Inpouif T$ .then." ' The Husband u U isn't lood Qneep Marie- - plans to be back in A txicbtlpr of ience in nue .who enongh, dear. JloQmanla by CbriHtmas. Out of the won't king The Bridat Oh. yon darling! glrl for fear of lu high bata by Christmas,-boy- s. MEMBER NEWSPAPEB EXTEUP.BISB ASSOCIATION MEMBER UNITED PfcESli ASSOCIATION edltorla) liooma; tetptwna Society Edjtor.Telepbone ". o cenaorahlp exist at iwimmiugr pool Ippareatly where a sign reads: "Baths, with nults, JWe'; without al,U centfc"" A iewspaper dedicated to tba Best and the greetest development af Utah county, rUh'e let) dliig atriafltttraf and industrial section. omrJuauwBi Outjpur Way lie TSpatlaaw, iJkla, f taweets Ttr - EXACTLY 'At? tor y iitf ' Bv BOB PAINE The majority of American editors is of .opinion that the resignation of Federal Judge English, six days before tbJ date Of his trial in the Senate-i- s "a good ending of adisagree-ebl- e affair which" had assumed national importance, ' or v v ; , words to similar affect. Yours truly his been waiting to discover what the con. 6ensus of editorial opinion was in this matter of national importance and is distressed to once again find himself most decidedly in' the .minority. In April, after a long hearing, the House impeached (indicted) Judge English, by a vote of 302 to 62. He resigns the disagreeable matter is dropped and tHere is "8 good ? : . ending." Americent 100 per Probably stupid, as both editor and can citizen, the writer does not grasp the good in such ending. I don't get the difference between this English case and a suppositious instance wherein John Doe, . indicted by the grand jury" for, say, bootlegging, delivers to the" prosecuting attorney a letter, stating that he has destroyed all of his Ubottles and retired from the bootlegging business; and; is Dermitted to go unpunished. But, it is easyo agree that it is a "disagreeawe atiair" and of "national importance. y Judge English gives as his reason for resigning-thatwhile he is innocent, his "userulress tis a judge has been sen ' -- "' ously impaired by his impeachment." What is the usefulness of a federal judge? We have some shrieking exhibits of it, in people in jail for. exercising the right of free speech, editors imprisoned and fined for contempt without trial by jury, a free newspaper under cow, here and there, and jail. doors standing wide open for free American workmen who would persuade their fellows to act against inhuman working conditions and inadequate wages, When a fundamental right is to be suppressed, there is always the usefulness of a. federal court. No question about a Conof a gressional vote 0302 to 62 impairing the usefulness ' ' v, ;,'r JX federal judge. But, the question in the ordinary brato, siich as' the writer's, is as to' whether there shall be adequate punishment for a 'federal judge,, a bootlegger, a 'bandit, or any other charged with high misdemeanors, even if the accused does lay down his tools resign for" the good of the service, . as you might put it. .. The writer is obsolete enough, as an editor, to believe . that, for thegood of the country and of all those to whom the fundamental rights" of popular government are still precious, English should not lie permitted to resign and that the- details of his "disagreeable affair' as developed by trial ,bef ope the Senate, 'Should get their "spread" before the pubti.;iThis;if It Would not require sd.lhnclf of the space to be 9eyoted; to Aimee, etc., as to impair h:e effects of the latte An old fashioned idea very likely.' The adulterous details pf a Drussey Lane affair may be much more agreeable than details .which would punish a party wrongfully using the great, unlimited, not to ay Weolhstitu-tionallusurped, powers of a federal judge, Let us have all the disagreeable details,' when Smith is caught out in the darlc with Jones' wife. Let us drop, cover up the disagreeable details when they concern a party in the Constitution from preamble to position to outrage ' !: amendment! . : ... . ' i Prpvo fifocer: "My boy. If too i"Are .voifpRHite the flefebdatrt want thine dnn well VAH mn ' . do it yourself." hh drunk?" "Well, your .'Honor. I aaw 'bm Boy: "Then suppose' tod .cam put a penny in a patrol box and tWfl those crate down cellar, tit .. ' '"' - IT' aX4h V4K,,::' .;:0- v;Wm on W J - 3o,Vf eunE is -- (mxo wizlcsco, sic. BY SWAN - urTvr2" ru .poll . 7; ' $ - sornct - ii-.iV'- ?:I"0iy, t- it Mai ' $ALESMAN$AM 1 We offer oar STnmathr todaT to the lady who has Inst taken her coat out of moth balls and entered a crowded, hermetically sealed street car. -- ; : -- FRECKLES AND HIS F.UIENDS IK 6L3"3t3 OK - r tL.--' i'ii j -i - i- Hall-Mill- s, 'T: ; fix ' M lr" 1 'J , UrVL.y MM-T- I " " ' " y. . ,' lth """;''.. I ' ' j . , . ; (t , 11 WASHINGTON TUBB8 SUNDAY SERMONS By E Lusk Roberts ' , ' ' ' L ,j- touts) UKfe rAcrmeyi .ycfeeJ'.V-JK,5- ' ..... - j isl anp -p- rcs-tc; ? t ' - t"--' irr? ' " " ' - ' BY CRANE Rt?s f , 7 j Verily, Brethren, conscience is acquired and not 'a gift from heaven; but once acquired it guide's a soul of conscience can be built through lifd And-ou- t new heavens here on earth, for teaching sets the ' mini arid gives it path, moijr ' 90?sv motUJc; " '' . Therefore if we would have a worlp? wbrth having let the teacher teach and give the preacher freedom. But, Brethren, instruction doth but little good unless fine deed3 do" follow after. - t-- .... , - -- r - BOOTS AND fii-SI-t - fiinttfc - fe : ' - ' ''-- - - - r.;j- ... : f V 'y - B?mtUxr J- ; '" " Sois&aliaidcfe.aDi Hafrisoa:Fcrct . . ' 'i .': .. , |