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Show o""r55aoJ by LYN CONNELLY THE current investigation of TV commercials is a new low in comedy even by Congress . . . Even a harebrain could figure out that commercials were exaggerated exag-gerated in favor of the particular product being pushed ... it has been done for years . . . What's more, anyone who buys a tooth paste because "the mint flavor prevents cavities" or any such similar claim is ripe for picking to begin with ... A sponsor will claim his product contains uranium ura-nium in order to sell it and surely viewers know this to be a fact. Aside from that, the commer- . clals now being tabbed as "phony" because shaving cream is used as cake frosting, etc. have good reason to be phony . . . Surely the good congressmen have appeared ap-peared on television at some time in their career . . . Have they ever withered under the blistering blis-tering hot lights and wondered how performers stand it? Well, performers are adjusted to 1i, but cake frosting would simply melt away, thus the substitution for something that looks like frosting but can stand the heat . . . with that? What started out to be a good thing the cleanup of disk jockeys and music has turned into a comic opera and we would suggest the committee quit while it's ahead. WARNER BROS. Now people who are growing fat from watching watch-ing TV and eating pretzels may take oft the extra weight by exercising exer-cising to a new hi-fi album called "Keep FitBe Happy with Bonnie Frudden". . . Bonnie, you will remember, is the physical fitness queen who deplores the softness of today's teens to such an extent that she has put exercises on record In a desperate hope of whipping them into shape . . , It's a good deal and actually quite a good idea . . . The whole family can now keep fit together via the hi-a. |