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Show 1 THE SUNDAY1IEBALD, SUNDAY, MAY 9. 1926. - 7T7 NEWSIFEATURES TT3 PKESS' COMMENT " RIPPLING HYMES - EASYcalledFAME his Good THE EVENING HERALD An Independent Newspaper. T MEMBER -- ffKWSPAPKR EKIERlUtlSB ASSOCIATION MEMBER CMTKD i'KKSS ASSOCIATION daily ia 1922. Published is the RstaMui.? . weekly in I860; ai Ueiald bull t. So South First Wtwt street, Provo, Utah, every evening, except 8ata fii)d Sunday morning. Delivered br carrier ia Proro, Luke Vler. Yuevird. Orein. Provo lunch. nd Pleasant View. AU com nature !iould Ini made at once. Telephont.Ji54 plaints of wliiit.-jve- r hw t the posUfflee in Prow, Utah. . '95 Business OlfW Telephone ....107 fcditurial Rooms, Telephone : TrfiitaW11 J ........................................ ........ .....J terms or siwbipwon ppr mouth - pellvered by carrier, ?...... 401 toy carrier, per year, in advance . . ..$3.00 hy Mail Id I'tuta county, per year, iu advance iTilvered 'tu'mail In Lulled 81 aits, outside Utah county, per year, in 4JU . .". idvane . 4 Iviivered PJlvertJ ...... ..y. All advertising copy for the current Issue must be in not later than s ., .11 e'clock, . m. jazz-hung- . - - Getting Rich Quick , ' ' ' ior lor 0 his ry d A newspaper cartoon pictures two gentlemen, similar to the average cartoonist's conception of a "trust" expressed in terms of human beings. One is labeled Schemes" and is shown holding a bag of money The other is labeled "U. S. - representing .one billion dollars. billion dollars fi profit in twenty-ftwo Over Steel, Corporation, : ive years. Annual report for 1925." . j schemes .The gentleman representing snaps his fingers at the steel corporation aid says; "Bah! I'm no infant industry myself." The 'bag of moneyw he carries he lives, and comfort gives, and will for evermore. toll from the American public. ' is - This comparison is no recommendation for the foresight FRIENDSHIP and good judgment of the American people. No matter how many warningsr may be issued, or how mnch is spoken I did not know what friendship meant and written regarding the dangers of investlngfin question-- j trouble came to me? Till 'able securities, the fake stock swindles continue, to flourish I did not know the many ways s list-iexhausted. never . because their "sucker" That friends could" friendly be. of greater inten-siy'uThere is reported to be a rule select oil a as salesmen. stock now by They I did not know bow many hand as iegitimate gma elaeny pe.rson'8, particularly widows, Would help me bear my cross; in life securities . They induce them to invest their savings 1 did not know bow many hearts with promises of largtr returns than are being received" Would sorrow at my tosa, -- from- safe- investments. , their desire- for- gain-- to Those duped I did not know the blessedness sway them beyond the' realm of good sense and they are Of Just a word ; a tear ; and d eventually persuaded by the ; The preNaure of a band will returns of salesmen that the baseless promises larger i Of silent- standing near. be realized. . Hfr'-:: '.," '. The recent conviction of officers of the Consolidated AW ferthtlilt "just a little prayer of conviction officers and Realty ,TJicaters corporation,the That'hlnes witLin the eyes ; of the IJawkyis Mortgage and Loans company jmd.Rl; L, Of wHtlng Juki a I'iie of hope Dollings ijonlpahy a few years ago. should be a lesson to ' 2ui thes I've iearnrd to prize. tRose who would take a chance on unknown investments, stock salesman continues but if statistics are true the fake ' And I have Jeurnel the world can't be . to take his toll, i , ' . As empty as it seems'1 . Such swindles' as those which have been exposed by the When nil one's love and Joy are dead. federal government could be stopped, with the proper kind The light" ot frk'ndHliip gleauiM of state'-lawsbut eve the law' steps in too late when the widow's money, has.been Jost. It rests vfith the investor to, T' And like a llltje torch It sheds s:'put an end to tms type or swindle. ' iA halo In tUkvUark . In some states a securities commission is at the service ' A radiiince, that warms and spreads of the investor to provide information about companies which i Until it strikes a spark Beek to extract money with promises of iarge returns. Better ,. still, your banker is an almost infallible guide in such matWithin' the soul made. desolate ters. Before trading off sound securities that are certain On Wimble knees" J; bend; Io bring" in a'tixed sum each year, though smaller than the Anf ray that I may learn to - ; r; fake stock safesman promises, consult yoyj; banker and then Tn "Hmes of .heed ' a friend follow his advice, Elsie C. Carroll. There are many cases where the banker has been asked for advice, and then it has been disregarded completely. Much sympathy should not be lost on thi3 class of people' " if they have not the, judgment tofolkw the course prescribed. Do you , by men whom they know and m whom they have confidence, but instead accept the glittering statements of one they novcr beiore and wul never ee-- again after he gets their uif noy safely tucked away in his traveling bag. over-size- "Get-Rich-Qui- ck : e-- ck ' ' ' .. ' j ; OFFICE v'"7 -' bowl and - TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS PiThe 57ALX MASON fiddler three; and thus drew down a great renown for all eternity, A houhold word this royal bird lives on, while ages fleet; time's put the lid oji all he didxcept this one great feat, Did 8ubets.jgfoau bef orchis throne, .impor-in- g for redress f ..Did captives kneel with plaintive spiel that toJd jOh.tUL&.8trjaa.udid-he--lhis eword afield, like Arthur, long ago?" Did he abhor the name of Was he a prince who war, with all its blood and woe) could evince the mercy that's unstrained, and take to heart the pain and smart of which his realm complained? ; Was he athrill, like Kaiser Bill, with dreams of conquest high, and did he sweep the raging deep and make the 'Vikings die? No single page by bard or sage describes the monarch's deeds, there are no facts about his acts in all the dusty screeds. In vain we gaze back through the haze of the; uncounted years; we may descry that he was dryT and had ears; we may deduce that brewer's Juice was not by statute barred, but there we stop, the. curtains drop, the ages are on guard. This old King Cole desired his bowl and eke his fiddlers three, and au the rest may not be guessed by men while planets be. Old Mother Goose she once broke loose with one small tinkling rhyme; she paused to sing about this king and fixed him for all time. Wise men have penned without an end theff hisi lories of kings, whose fame grows pale, whose lives seem stale, as time still onward swings. Great tomes unread the dead, the kings of hero mind, but Mother Goose ' had little use for Caesars and "their kind; of Old King Cole and of his bowl. she chirped five lines or four, and so Editor .,..0ty : old King Cole . ...... Publisher Wjb H. Horofbfoot T; N. Ontiiiur Rwuuson . . ' i 1. . alt CAT ., A made friend 1 bora one. ; , J better than I" A'large proportion of our trouble. aays Carl Cochran, ia caused iy too muck bone in the bead and not ,' enough nr lWTiXrT - ""Totcenelioi ' bureau? Voice s thla How about a shower thin afternoon ;' "l dunno. ' If yoa It." the weather -- - ' " ' ne4 one take A IJXI ilnli ' ' KOT W JOD! TTbls city is bavins a cay social season this summer. One of the notable events of the past week was the pnnk tea given by Mrs,. RoueU." t New Ind. Post. i Roc-belle- , One thing yon never find for sale second ha ad store a coffin. ia Homes are however, to people who don't like to Quarrel still-usef- In v - public ' v ' r nut rrop in America was never better," jays a report from tba Department of Agriculture. Andwe " believe It "The- - A Ndl THE SPECIAL SIX ' SEDAN 31 1- H - Full force-fee- d lubrication, air cleaner, gaioline filter, eQ brakes, full ballooa purifier, twin flywheel tltu tires and S dUc wheels included at no extra cost, - -- feZ p , ' 5 - - - 'etm - slick-haire- slick-tpngu- ed h ' . , ' -- ! " . - " be-- ! want: A Good Suit? "Put a beggar on horseback and he will Tide to the devil," is the okTsaying. This modernized version is ."Gjlve a .'upstart an automobile and he .will break his own neck or somebody's else in short order.". ' ' Rudolph Valentino is a' 'case in point. 'His latest exploit was to wjup'his automobile around a post at SanLuis Obispo while going at a mad speed; This reckless, irresponsible person, is always drivtaghis speeu ayu us nequenuy in auiomopue acciaentl. ills aanger-u- s career i.nould De rudely interrupted by the strong hand of : the law. :.V. ' If the police andusticeg would cease annoying small" offenders and innocent violators of. small traffic regulations and, would: penalize heavily the seventy-mil- e maniacs, who ere a menace to the peace and safety of the puouc, iney wouia comer a distinct benetit upon the commu ' , mty. We wart people to come to our country. ,We want them to enjoy themselves while here, and to stay here permanently if thty desire. We should not annoy our visitors-oour own" citizens with an endless tangle of petty traffic rules nd remihtions. hut we certainly-shou- ld punish the real offenders, the willful violators .of liberal, lavs, the reckless, heedless, dangerous jurivers wno-rusmadly along the highways at speedex , qeeding that ot an express train. . The proper place ;f or these vain,' silly, notoriety-seekin- g colisis is uk: vny jau or a;i asyium. want sensations, let them trv the unacwiatmnwi sensation ot. close conimcmtnt and usefur labQr. sweU-head- - MITCHELL, The Tailor ed OUT OVR WAY- a f ", stiir ': Greens relgp instead of men, Some portly one like those must be The leading clUzen. And that, with Mrs. Cabbage, he WU1 raise a;family. Of lusty cabbage sons to swell ' The Martian Rotary . The carrot always make! me think Of Sinclair Lewis.... No.v It ain't the hair but only that They both . just seem to grow. 'j A kitclienette Is a place where jdomestic "science graduates open cans! - Our forefatjiers had a motto that rnn like this J'Trust in the Lord lint keep your powder dry." The girls' have adopted It . there are some who think niashie is tbe feminine term for a masher. " Honljtless NATURALLY! . . ST! DAILY LESSONS MHestiMiH-aroIN-ENGLIS- ( Bp W.L. Gordon : to harmony. views on Uitse irreconcilable.". . k It u.nallv iikv-- j nil the time Is to lie'a big snpcess. . unlimorpc. uluk, dip, bury. If yon hear a srent silence It Is WORD STUDY r " Use n word the chl'drcn crying because vacation three time end it Is yours." Let time' is coining. us iiicrcnue our vnciitmlary lijr mBttVlife'''on' tlrd,lifh l.V:'Trt- - We'ii vjip winter for strawberry -tay'g word iituui'UMClLAiSLH ; shortcake any day T'4L2" f-J-P' v'iz-w- S-i?3- tJ : "Without precisely being a sjum, the district east of. the capital is second audrmuybe even a third-rat- e neighborhoods Except for Mot k or two up near tbe treasury building, Pennsylvania avenue is a street of tumble-dow- n old rookeries. It Isn't even an average thoroughfare. ..It looks like sixty. The capitol faces thc east only theorectlcally. For all prut-ticupurposes the 'back door Is the front) "I ' ( daily (Except Sunday) to and including May 31 .. Speed and excitement! See some cf the fastest horses ' in the country competing for substantial pursiest . A WAR M ALWAVS STMO BACK WHErJA- At ., i , 7RAES DAILY First Race, 2:30 P. M. . Opening Day . FeatureIIOTEL UTAH HANDICAP ' , . PURSE $1000 ' 7peclanramerviceTf6W immediately before and after Ithe races. Plan to Be There! MAKING GAIN a Immerne, ' What happened? r Why, here's what happened. As soon as they got onto what I'Ki.fam had i mind, a bunch of real estate sharks gobbled up all tbe laud east of the capitol site and another bunch gobbled up everything along both sides of fhe "avenue." Then they slapped on the most unholy prices for those days. tin' a (is in "nip" a in 'In".' iwwiit the p." ; OFTKX MISSfKIXEI): (lurica-tiirThen- - nre more model !iouii' ' Not t!:ui iiKiili'l pt'ofile to live in them. rft)ine.--I'nmmii- 1 The'-XiiW- : ; Ko " - NASH STILL I : WO UUS V iCTEX. ' Jl I Iinn't suy ."I (lun't- - know, nolhinf nlKiut it." . fHy "anythlii!; nlKntl.lt ' O F T E X MISIMiuNurxcKlc - - May 8. Government buildings are scat- -' teied hitlker and yon all over town and out into the coui.tr.i wiihuut the slightest regard for 'ensemble" or harmony or convenience or If-the-y hp , STEWART When Manor i'Enf ant' laid owt, Washington, he eviiKTitly tticiint renusyl-vanl- a avenue 'IS ) his show jstreer. Having stakedlt out, f rouv the point where Jhe W"htte lluitsg now stands to the Bit he hud chosen for Congress to meet, we iima!; ine him putting bis flugcr down on the former site on. his plan ami saying, "Here's where 1 hv'e the executive1 mansion, and off there, a mile and a half to the eastward, anil facing in that same direction, will one. - rt this l' ' to Buildings Spread BY CtlARLES - '" : plienpiucnhny United States show that, the past enlarged vbltnue of business takes Uiix weeks, were the greatest eonwetr-- . on still greater significance. April live (tlx weeks of bona fide deliver-lc- s sltKe the eompnuy Wa's founded. " atsonBricedewert4hr(iIlKili tive'roonthv with a single exception, It iit('rcsting to note also that that Nash business has shown oh these n me six weeks witnessed tho increase over the. corresponding Inrgest consecutive volume of bonft inoiitlis of the previrtiis year. The f iile used car .sales in tUese 5t fme month when .this 'record was Titles 'that havtj?ver been recorded'' JV- - niaintaiiied was Xovouifor, whmi output was arbitrarily baited Xo business man rises to the high to bring nut the Enclosed Car" eminence of an 'executive' until motor. ' he is able to take p golf. "Nut oiiiy has April t a new record for .Motors Coin iTelter worry, over these Eurp- p"anj, hut' latest Teports from. our 51 pt'an trouMes no', 8oon he entires distributing centers throughout llic, ly too warm to worry over anything. WhingtpiFedpLll " WASHIJf QTOX, ;' NaHh history "I want Something to show for be the capitoL" my nioney.", said the Provo girl. So - Even so That's, where "und how she bought Bome invisible hose. . they built 'cm. But it didn't work out quite tlmt ' Bad doesn't care a darn for the way. , I'TlHl'r-diiWrei- "Jf" v -- J?r WILLIAMS ' PROVO, UTAH. 953 "Dependability Regardless of Profit" ' ..1. Phone N. University Ave. . The carrots jiip on ilars, I know, Would not be food for rabbits; Thcjl permeate the planet, hd' f' Exercise the Babbitts. , Go Je'ii 145 To savory the savorless, - And brighten dishes drab, And lend a pleasing color to Some flat and tasteless Jlab.' ' v Jackson Motor Car J comic supplement, snicker Joseph Shlil, but he enjoys reading it aloud to the kids. 77 ,h- Suits $25 to $60 Good And think that up on Mars where law-abidi- , not This 4Door Sedan LO OKS like a far finer car than any other in its field -- and IT IS in quality, iii value, and in brilliant performance st new-campai- -- who-are- - Contentment fa the twin of laai" new. A TRUCK GARDEN OF VERSES Tbe firm and portly cabbages ' Stand stralghtly in a row, v A bourgeoise plant, the cabbage, 1ut I like to watch him grow. - i "The pat month," says E."II.; Mccarty, general sales manager of the Nash Motors Company and Ajax Motors Company, "showed a gain In Nash business of - 70.9 percent over April of a year ago. This figure Includes sales of the Xasb-bulAlax. Exclusive of Ajax the percentage of increase mounts up to a full 35 percent. When It is reiueiir-berethat April of. 1025 Was at the time the; greatest month In all lt 'C&IM- ' RPEMAKi ..-- i r - i I I 4 d - - i r . - |