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Show THE SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, OCTOEEH 18, f AGS TWO eir NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT THE EVENING HERALD An Independent Newspaper 2l asstabliahed t a weekly la WW; M w - i adltori! (' RHYMES . Ptotsv-CU-. Member United Press Kews Harriet tad W. Bait lake City I Only dally newspaper Is CUa south of enUtloo of anr MWpper m GUI outsiae sait TKBM8 OK BUB8CIUPT10N. Delivered by carrier, per month DtUvered by carrier, per year, la edranoe....... Delivered by mall In Utah county, per yar, In adTane.. rTUveredrhy"nair hrCnited ataeenr eutalde'TJtafc eoanty, w J'!' .'"....!" VIT2i aer Ter, ffhe Dole Doing It Outbursts of Everet True - r rVffO UCfZC?! tVAS THAT ;tOU PHoN6? Bij Condo U)ATX0 yjo know : If ahe haa -- loft! and trie 11.33 that. Parker House -' " 'Boyoe. 1 rlable Lamps Complete WCSB-t- BeCAUS, JvSjw ' " ' r-r- 7i iav Sky-writ- I h'.-rlh?,.- - : dishe." I - , ' i. - , "-- : ' h-- r - Priendrhlp is the greateet thing In the.world,1 There Is ao door it . noronleiaJl; iw .j VII III 1 w4U .J' TOM SIMS SAYS . 1 it g - OUT OUR argument .. " tThere are; Indications that sena. tors ready for Dawes attack on the seiwit rules. Senator Harris,' f Georgia has bad his ' tonsils removed. '. v Itilfiliillil'ill iJZZpi :' H'1J 11 . 1. ' . 1 ;, . ? 1 aLllLl'lJLi T i. - ... E tans Prove "raatroa says all she ' dlalakes about driving car Is the starting, hacking, stopping, steertng-fuid horning, arotthd-.aivbaying1 gas and tires. .'i.A young A nketeor .HSuaJly: file throtifh Ihe ' Mr.: Got a surprise mpace and ends with a crash. same la true of a meteorlp career, .' ie.'' t'vn quit amoklBg'. ( Mrs.: Just for yoa, Hke yoti, dear- '.':" foh bruited Bad news from Russia. Things Just when I needed "859 mors coo-poare awful over there, but could heto get-- a JnaaltAjrfng set! worse suppose mm weevils got In ... . -r '.r. their whiskers? One often hears the trestlon : "What rs a man without woman r' The answer Is that he is rtck and . Fawners from various sections ret, port profits frVm crop fools, unless aitiougn,. .prohhbiy there are sharks in them. f doesn't know It '. ne ; Prices are low! Never have weheen able to sell Floor, prices. - They are tJie latset ana Lamps at such bottom-roc- k most delicate styles too.: You will 'be' delighted to see iheitu " i weU-or- . t, Pucwtw I t M WWW .,,77 t f,.Tf ..... DY WILLIAMS f; V -- v - otA O0?SEAuThSENNttH CONCRETE? Mofi t tstr; .:-- Lr '( 1 " ' "OOWN-'UUt- V VT'y " ,' .f f ' : ,. " . " ' The warm rich glow sent out from 'onkHt:thew---pre- t shades will: give your room that cheerful, Mrtistlt i effect ' i, Dont delay! Have your first choice from this bid shipment,; Jad Luck any one hns had In idiort, as perha(M) mlghthave more hnd luck nud sickness than I been expected, each natltinality at the have.-'.I1005 I htd two ribn, an interparliamentary meeting aeemed Rittv and collar bone broken In a to feel that Its Idiom waa the, one " T.'iilroed Hwidrnt Then I had pneuwhich, for beauty, slmpUdt.v.'cinrity monia. After recovering I crossed and all other ' good qtialltlea, ought imxhire when a bull chased me, ' to ne chosen if there were to he a a tossed me over the fBWS' and "broke agreement on any single one of the my rlKht lc?. In 1910 I hnd typhoid entire collection. " fever : Bfcnct then .severe atomncb and liver trouble,' which no- inedelangnngea had few v cine or doctor touched until two the oiiposition to most of advocates, a bottle of I Mayr'a got years ago . VoHdcrftil. Iteinedy. which proved them being based on the ground that they muxt inevitably be based large. the ffrt ray of tongue, or hamlet !y upon one of It yMirjt.prermrationthBt removes the ca--' perhaps upon fainte group ottongue. popular. with. those tnrrhal mucusrmti the intftlnal and can otaly-btract cud .allays the inflammation to whom the; latter come naturally, Even ' Undhngem address In the which causes practienlly all stom-flcKVZf and iutestinai ailments, interparliamentry sessions wag in dose French," not Volopuk or Esperanto. including appehdicltiiljfvue will convince or motie refunded. At Adv. nil druggists... Things That Never Happen. J. t Minister "We wiU all now bow our heads in a few words of swear.' A moth 1r ho fool. ITe wllj never Soihe girls marry for money, a few tackle an old ptVr fttmts while there ta a good drem snlt hangftig marry for love and occasionally om - warriea for, keepa. -- ; nearby. '. - :. frobrow- - . Another way to keep lng old- Hf to start ' about religions r . ir Yoirf Choice'of. these Attractive Floor Lamps Newest and llrfto-datbesigni. See themearly e i - ) -- . i It a. - . - - 'JLjL Pay m eat fc..r Ai, i-- li.'fc-iT- Mak . Ypor ' Chpic, Now! the-elde- v rf 1 Made-to-ord- 1 , . - . , Month SooHPaya Payments ,? - PaymcBtj ...Each' Monthly . .. .:Af i' Eaay . e For qna . -- iJ '"luT'l:- ' - FOUR STORES FULL, OF CHOICE FURNITURE Announcement Classified - Business - Ads -- Are Getters. Miss Vida Clark, lleenaed hair dresser H now associated with Miss Lllllaa Allred at the Haw. lings Barber Shop. MarceUing 50c, 75c Phone 103H-W-. .W f- - WHAT WOftM'HAS COINED Tb"GEtrkR 'LjljUti-- s. - I Si I - V u III not eotve. It is, aft all, Jh Only reMtWnir la the World.., nie the think- i While .durlHarvest Special ts'On i. t : ... Your rC06se Lamp . -- most aU thought otherwise. i shipjnent is just Tkey are beauties! NowiiyourMme: to'buy.i?lf you desire to set one aside for Christmas you can make us a small de posit and we will hold the lamp and deliver it ?fon (you Christmas Eve or any other time you may specify; j, . f . w . .V.y.t. "'ilv - hi i bfird." j a.1 n fflftcdsc &ainu nhthlng the Journalist aa efeay en the mooo. , The Beebe expedition found jnflny fish, that, Were Uluminated. PernapB theyjhad been sampling the ioUW the, bootleggei-- s dumpt!d ore By CIUBLES P. 8TEWART. NEA Servlt Writer. au ."f'a T - 1 ii on deep-se- a For Entire World - i f Chuckled t - - - '$7L5Q . .Lr Thoae the' Common Language that the $11.90 rr,v,,r (hie aentetkcet TvTea, my dear." declared 'friend ''husband. shortly after1 he had returned hemej after a hard day's-- , work, l'll be opiy too- - glad to f help yoa Waat n and the Devil Pursued Him i! ''" Bridge; JLia!mps Complete -- flabi Lamps Complete Comci Lindhagen Urges English-speakin- - . ' he wrote an -- - '' j Ill hop-- called i jour own. Claaa s" , ;, of tb bones, '' oft tne ta an-or- "1 . WASHINGTON Although the eonndl of the InterparllamenUry priYllejter . tay "Brant."- I'nion refused eTen to consider the Ml Sl'Hi )XOr'CKD ((ITEM plea of pari Lindhagen, mayor of rrononnee the "u as "oo" Stotkholm. that thit "onion adopt a C'tiNliioiu . In "l.M.k." . mminon lanenaae- - for the whole MISS1EU.EI Over- - world, yet comment ampnB Ws fet OFTENf ' low delegate Indicated that Llnd-rcflfh. Two 'Vs." m pen's proposal would have had SYXOXXMS XPElM't, Autos don't cry at night and ranclt'Hsnww, oin!l()n, Inattention, many supporters provided they had conaldenkl.lt possible of realisation. labL do. but autos aren't worth indifference. ' "Vw n wofl WOIOLRTrDY They didn't so uiwldor. It, .how- mut-- after being nsed 20 years." and felt it would have been a It yovirs." l and ever, tlimn thrw ; ron discuss to of time waxta us ImTPBmTonr vM'nliuliiry hj Experts are unable te determine torlne ohe word each day. Today' del the gome of the word IMPUTIT: haded on Xrtwt origin f .grapefruit, so the fiillh. "I have Implicit confident CKHtea at the Interparliamentary guilty pnrty may go nnpunlKhcd. gathering did. aeem, to think their in nil that yon promise." WAYlansuage'a apread, promisee to make of It, ulUmately, a medium whit may prove serviceable for the transaction of all bualnew at . polysrloi asHcmblages, btrt it waa noteworthy "I don't, - '' V'-- - . -i ' IIS i i - w Famous Rofla. -- , . tSO.TS frocka, BtooktugS. r A' harvest Doeriai u . . " ii i '..-..- . Don't soy "will you II 1 in ;. True, there is not enough work fully to go around considerable extent Z : British industrial tentersrbut that is to due to a byproduct of the dole, the. loss of the? old British ; and more spirit of adventure that, in other days of labor toindependent seek, relief V industrial times, induced the overplus - ' in the British colonies. . Statistic show that, despite the acute unemployment now and Scotch reigning on the island, emigration from British -- ' porta' is less than half of what it was before the war, when : British trade boomed and labor could earn high pay, and ' ' expend it on low living costs in the homeland. Now the world are sparsely populated colonies in many parts of the organ- few answer, though aloud for British immigrants; "1 ized efforts by government and by civic association's through 5 the island have labored as never before to induce the work-?- ! com less to try their luck in new lands. No! The dole is too or not high dressing permit fancy, 5! Portable. True it does 2 living, but it i$ free and compels no work in exchange. , ?! i And the worst of it is that there, appears to be no immea3 late hope of escape, asajjojmonor weunejnpiioynT rienacce woutd gtart things Socialism has just a strong fil i u wwr-tf- t "strafe" anv statesman who ' A,. ,i ntf v,A Btinffnd.TheDlan is really not Social- more precise application of that weory, for Social- rkUcaoJthe in their attitude loractice have been one isms , tenets. not of is the dole The toward the idle. 1 - t - '., 1 , S,1 By W. i t M . . " DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH r i. . "hard-boned"- - . TIMELY; LUi i KjJApAIa l -- j -- 1 J , her unemployed. Great Britain resorted to that measure in tiaifr of acute industrial distress, and the dole now hangssubsi' r upon the land like a defunct albatross. . Even beforelabor in ;, rtized idleness was brought about by that measure, with the England and Scotland was pretty seriously infected attitude germs of the international and was assuming the now ' that that the land owed it upkeep without effort. - But - the dole has had seven years of swing it bar wo over its hundreds of thousands of willing idlers who find smaU pay ' and no work superior in every way to large pay nd,daily vu . : J- - . I t The V: OFFICE "H: . If 11 4 - doles to May America .long be preserved from paying; ' A . iin-ddlo- n .,fire"y! - 'M5?1?-- ..K lit., lot .;......... . Ilia I-'- . ,OUj BOftor B. A. aerttoa. - lta. - 'fZ -- at tat noetofflct to ...... .. r ,; f: i - : - ;i...iM..""'"""""""' Rooms, Telephone . T . , ' We tt M eBdeattif Ut criticb- S t STUNG AGAIN- "When I went dow to Reuben ville, I met a stranger iinMtrueiiwJy- ,- It iur no food to in the street; he talked to me with wondrous skill, hia tell how a Uikf ought to ha done smile was bland, hit voice was sweet .He pointed to a if we don't known how t do it ' T building tall, a stately '.tructuret wide and long: he litaet acta of rJttndncM anff and called it his ancestral hall, and. said he'd sell it for a. aong.. For evil luck, had cogged hi4 trail and filled, his then ar apprwated by the jruuthj ri-. bosom with despair;. and so Jug up all my kale and toft, meat:: court was the bought the building, then and there. It ' house J taus bought, and when I went to claim my own, .s Willie jupard at o) the sheriff, sidd my dome of thought waa built of cheap t "Mother(oWrvliig , la Uiaf Lfe mail order' bone. I sat upon the. CQurtheuse lawn,- and the inauraac ma 4attiiul marveled much at people's, guile; I said, My hard earned about, trbtt b loaned;iifill fountain k roll is gone, but still the lesson ia worth uhila. , Hereafter when a stranger tries to, sell to me a county Jail, he'll I '.'.Vlfl 1:9p 7.,'MV"j "'' J find that grief has made. me wise, nor can. his .eloquence , lira. V $cmlt Lad her4onlU he prevail The gifted faker and his clerks may.. argue,; removed last week. Leo aays ao nee la M life wheedle'ljand., implore;J-lmliBQt,buyheiwaterwqrks,: '. aa when got home and fund U "in toe a sucker, ite vermore." I am so busy watching out foremen who'd sell me Halls of Fame, I'm alwaya falling wife wouldn't talkVirvf for the scout who has some ether ort )f game, I- buy no railway depots how, no bridges and no city halla;' ; Dad, what U au advertlsementr "An atrrertinemeut la a picture of but yesterday L bought a cow that kicked me through the a pretty tfr tiarJna, ttrDt .holdis bo"' if a man so I there wise, .stable walls. question ing ur drivlnf aoauithinc that tonw- watchful and so smart that Ae can see through every Ixxly wauta ItfaeHJ' ). ; v i plan the fakers use to break his heart: ...Publisher H. Hornibrook N. Gnunar Kasimnon "Via. . ' jIPPUNG llret liqmM Watered M second class matter - 7 T TFTPTTV TTT) " adttfc rainy t ewolng except fcJcMm, every moraine except Monday. baadtng, 10 Pnblisbed to . i , I 1925.- ' - B ' PROVO - - - '. SPRINGYILLE '. . 't . .. NEPHI i i - PAYSON . . tf |