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Show J THE EVENING HERALD. MONDAY, PAGE TWO KXB 28. 1S26. TII.IELYED1T0RIALS VASHINGTON NEW NEWS FEATURES take some of 'eai back to THE MENlMHERALD , 1UMBEB NKW8PAPEU ENTERPBI8B ASSOCIATION MEMBER lfMTU I'RESa AgSOClAHOrt ...;... .................i..i...Qt Business Office Tsleptoue ,. Edtterial Booms, Telephone ....;..:;,...,...... -v . CAT tl4.X FOOL Qt'ESTfON Why dues she waste her money Buying powder and paint Making a living ia one ef man's Trying to make herself appear BKwt monotonous orcupations. Like something that she ain't. ; :r J WUUass PraaM iflya. spank your children and rsl.e butters. Doa't spank them and ralae Bolshevists., The buggy's standing in the shed, it'a resting in the shade; the iron tires are rusted, the woodwork ii decayed, and good old Dobbin, he is dead, asleep in yonder Fairy Story: One npoa a time two heads are better, than one opines Ealpfc Thomas when they're glade. The wheels will never turn again, the buggy's day an all'Stork salesman had aucfe is done, and up the hill and down the glen the honking wonderful proposition that ha kept on the same shoulder. . I. 'utos run, with joyoua girla and happy men joyriding in it all to himself. ,J ''disthe sutt. Wny don't you,,Askf rhy nepliew James, ever gets enough. Even pose of that old rig? It has no place in modern games, theNobody run out of depots! locomotives 1 no the ancient thingmejig, genti or dames would ride in such a gig". "It ia a relic of the past," I sadly VZASIIIi3TO me," declaimed made reply; "it speaks, to me of pleasures vast in happy a "If tonladymarry of lofty ideals, yoo young 1ETTEQ days gone by, when my bay mare could travel last and must give up your Club, smoking, CHARLES P. STEWART BT on when hills recall well I was it climb all hew, long your bachelor friends and other high.' years ago," I said J .the body part wai painted blue, the women And so,1 just to simplify WASHINGTON It's t common place that there's no longer an "op wheels a corking red, and my bay mare the fairly' flew, things, be gave her. up Instead. position party" In Congress. with proud, and upraised head.- I took my sweetheart, i That is,, none tt speak of. There fell Reel now estate we known are venlntf .when met) trotted up Sarah Jane, for drivel j' a few "mavericks," ss Hepre-are. mortithe dusty lane, and through the nasel dell; "and what I as realtors; undertakers as sentative Berger calls them. Besides and as financiers. cians, bootleggers to I no time Now there said a lovesick swain, have tell, the. "mavericks", there art i few she sits by yonder tree, and she. like me is gray,. but she, man can always more whose brands sre blurred. The henpecked looks just.aa good to me as on that bygone day; just ask' These "mavericks" are ft genuine boss the hired girt to perfection, to rive this rlr tway. Then you murmurs her if she won't 'opposition," sometimes supported, Llcb field.' Joseph will hear her say, with lie, that buggy's hot for sale; 'twin snd sometimes' not, by the doubtfnl herd. But they're, hot ' party. stand there 'twixt the crib and byre, while we infest thil Motto for. the United States They're a coalition, and too few, Js0e you couldn t buy a spoke or tire wjth anyoldsort of t'nltej wa stand: subdivided we even as a coalition, to signify much. ale. That buggy's the connecting days, go forward. so'far ss there'! any "opposi Stilt, were Sarah's1 cheeks When withered pink bright and fair, tion? at all, thkt'i what they are. I'd feel sorry for the gink Who'd Women's hair, beautiful hair, and I had all my hair,-anx They oppose the RenubUesn-Demi : What words of praise I litter; :..: move it out front there." . . : Republicans But oh how sick it makes me feel ocratic combination. and Democrats . ....!........., U0rl u T BUGGY tlAEON -- IMlter I th DitsbUsbed weekly in 1836; at S dally la M23. Publlaa4 Herald buUdlngrw South First West street, Proto, Utah, every evetilnl, by carrier to Prove, niqrnlnf. tcept Saturday, and JiiindnyI'rovo 4 Pleasant Ylew. AU Benen, Lies View, Vineyard, Orem, Telephone ML of whatever nature should be mad at one cum matter at the postetflce to Provo, Utah. Entered 4 the , -- ....... Pnbnshe N. Guimar R.kiuu t r "RHYMES An Independent Neibspapsf, . at The OFFICE hla. eora-fUktn- d TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Peliverefl hy carrier, per mouth v. pcttTtfud ty carrier, per year. In advance to advsnc per year, Delivered bv Mall In ftnn-conutto Delivered by wall In Lilted Btutes. outside Utah eounty, par year, advance not late tta All sdvertlsins copy for thecurrent issue must be la ...... ....v"i,'M,,M,,,v,TJ ,......hv'""'"-- Harvest Hand Passtnp .1 Si self-respecti- - - - e , We need a poet to sing of a paaslnj race the American iiarvMt hahd Time was when the scorching aummer sun of the great middle western wheat belt beat down on a migort mission bound both, men ratory herd of .adventurous i . link-wit- h To quote a staff correspondent 6f the Kansas City Star, the harvest from Oklathey led a hard life and "followed and the Dakotas Nebraska homa on.north through Kansas, Into Canada. Blazing sun and intense; heat to fight all the of counway i dust of threshers, dust, of many, weary mile new "stand." to V-a road V i '" try These men spent oppressive nights in barns, traveled in on the box cars, often were robbed of their earning, while T "without his great took hand bUmps rbad: But the harvest on hw complaint. His spirit grew as hard as the callouses hands, and as rough as his tanned akin.. Hi exchanged chews of, tobacco witrhls partners orthrroad; awapped rough and ready yarns and grew philosophical y ; But today the species ia rare.',:: farm Machinery has BEWARE ON FOURTH OF situation on the wrought a great change in the farn labor require ho- outside assistance Una Oorca cut wheat plains. Many-farmI I I of ' farmers, who ' like soldtera id at harvest Those that do are supplied by motor car hands, By Richard II. Street, M. D. front line trenches, are' confronted a new genus that infests the grain belt highways in dilapi- (fhlcngo) Member Qorgaa Memor- with the chance of acquiring the Ko ok liTxmzGG vnth s - - pretend to fight like everything bver , Issues of no tm. OFFICE CAT COMMANDMENTS portanee. When a really vital Issue comes up they decide it's Contrlbs must NOT write on both san and vote the same way. sides of the paper. It Is. against fne rules to clip The genuine "mavericks," ss I stuff from Whlsa Bang, College see 'em, are: Humor, Judge or Life and send it in Senators Frailer md Norrls, elect ' ' as your own. , ed is Republicans ; Senator LaFoll- here typewriters are used, ette, who calls himself "a Repbbll double space between the lines. can (Progressive) t Senator Nye, Don't kid US about the rotten Ones who was appointed as a Renubtlcan we pull. It makes the boss look ut niakes his next run ai an Inde - -ominous. pendent; Representative Berger, SoDo not let your contrlb run over La Gusrdla, a typewritten page. Make it shorter cialist; Representative who waa elected ss a Socialist but ; than that if possible. who always classed as a :'-disease easily., Don't be discouraged. Some of before ; Senator Wheeler Republican and But scientific tnedirW has found The Office Cat stars submit duds. Muddleston and Ralner. a means , of protecting you from Don't ever come Into the office elected as Democrats: Senator Ship- denth )iy lockjaw. It has produced snd insist on reading your stuff to stesd and Representative Carss a scrtun which counteracts the pol-rtthe Office Cat ' and Wefald, . htt h the tetanus germs caused net on Brevity, llrfs a sure Senator Reed of Missouri also al to be produced within the body. winner. most qualifies. , A word battle between contrlbs is TwHihiug of the muscles may be i'he tut rest approach to lockjaw ti seldom welcomed. ndniliilxtrutlon of the protective If your offering has merit it will DAILY LESSONS sritin.' appear in The Office Cat eventual Ctherwlsa there would be, in the ENGLISH bvgluiiltijt, ciiioiM iri the muscles - We get dozens of letters every By W. L. Gordon of th neck sud diffUiilty In mov- - uay. . ' . . ug the. Jaws in eating w tri Iking. The waditli wotiljj - ltiViesVe and "Remember, all's fair, in war", WORDS OFTEN MISCSEb e spasms muow. .Then dfutb,. a said the old moid to the chivalrous Don't say "I shall bank on ' you." relief. , This is a colloquial expression. Say invading soldier. c serrnn prevents loik-Ja'.. "rely." but nevertheless the best pre- . s F T E N MISPRONOUNCED 0 world's oeoof .the ventive Is to avoid accidents during Pronounce pie live outside the United States Aranlc, the the coming holiday. 8honld one anu struggle aiong witnout a slogan, first a as in "at", second a 'as In occur and the flesh be hodiy lacer"ask", 1 as In "felt and accent the ated insist that the proiier. dosage "Ar," not the second syllable: who man the made first Toricelll, of serum be administered. OFTEN MISSPELLED extraor-dlnara vacuum, wns the only Inventor . . JULY . - s sr' ; dated1: fljwers. -- v' ''iy--- ' ' ial Institute. " - : The government maintains permanent employment burFourth of July, lockjaw and eaus in many towns throughout the whet tjduntry, but ma- death. ' ' How often the thre occur In ihe chinery has displaced about 75 per cntof hunian help. thff tame sentence In the newspuiwrn ' Kansas greatwheat. of bt It fhay has a banner crop est in ita history. And 80 per cent of it will be harvested by dewrlblng a nad aftermath of tb in wntni. hands, the oroduct of ari efficient age. It takes early aummer celebration. Not on)y new species of harvest handa to handle theJ la It ad for a perwn to die of this of fewer jaw, but it Is and to realUe that grain, because they can get about witn greater ease, iney denth could have been prevented 'can do more work, with less labor, than their nibre romantic had a physician been consulted In ': predecessors, but even they will grow fewer and fewer- with time. : th nfiftdnir veara. as the use 6f machinery, spreads through for a aane 'the Desl)ite campaign of picturesque and safe Fourth, the holiday bring out the Wheat country. They are wmnirtt KiJt T ...V! race., . In Ita train actflilentalgiin ehot V: rr lk-k- " ;; .....:"-i.i'ti:'.1'L::"- .-.. mt Quit ': es n Farmer-Laborite- , np-u- IN wei-com- '' . Anti-tetani- p' diM-to- r " Repre-sentstiv- wounds and wounda' by the' expld-glo- n bt cannon crackers which some ' , . one Mppaaed bad feone'ut.1 , ';; ' $.' v ' So beware the1 Fourth of Jul) t oil McCook field, ' Two army aviators were flyiflg high oyer Beware that joq do riot Injure your; at Dayton, Ohio. Something went wrong with their engine Self or your neighbor. Anf, if the and their plane caught fire. The two" put' ;oii tbefr para- unexpiH'ted happens ,as often. It diiea take care of .itself. on the Fourth chutes and jumped, leaving the' plane-tof July, takfl no V Many aviators have done this before, But this time it chan-ea- ' with this horrible way of Waa. different. .For some unaccountable, reason, the plane pamlug over the great dlvldK Rerefused to nose dive. Instead it began to circle slowly down port Immediately to your family Fliv within your income. for the serum, toward the earth, as prettily as if a human hand were guid several or ihe few which will it "shots" within came a Sn prevent' feet, it. And,. circling, lng occurrence of lockjaw. of its late The anarchist hates all laws ; the times, of setting fire to the opeh ' parachutes ' The cerms of lockjaw, known as ; , ' clrlsens hates only ' It Would seem an experience like that would cure a ninn sitetanus bacilli, are- found in the those that would cramp his style. of any more desire for flying. But it will not The meni will ll; most everywhere. That's why for these germs to enter after dayi and each flight they It If so easy should AUTO TOPS AND CURTAINS be going back up again.-dait be torn by a Upholstering and Seat body make will add a little something to mankind's knowledge of your Covering. violent explosion. People ; whose BERT I BANDLEY aeronautics. duties t their presence In the Ante Tops and General ' If airplanes ever became as common as autos, as many country,require most of the time, are Blncktmithing people predict, it'll be because of the carefree courage of to the disease after injury young men like these two. They are taking all the chances ; iecans the germs are so widely Phone 88 S2 fU. Snd W4 Prove llKtrtbuted. This Is true especially i by and by the rest of us wiU reap the reward. They Will -- antl-tetah- i g y ; 4 non-par- t'Fi At " V To find K in the butter.. immmmmm 1 i. ! . Five-sixth- - . ' "ireeat it aor.;V SYNONYMS : nothing Mother, I don't believe they really do make sausage out of little doubles. "I am very glad you feel that way. Jamey." I '"Yes, mother,' bit Toto's ear Just before luncheon, and it doesn't ' taste at all like this." - l- score made by a woman. Henry Emery, who manages ihe PfheBurst property, - and Fordyce Blake, one of the guests at the Carolina Hotel, arranged a competition exclusively for tbVfilm folk, with prises for both nten" and women. Miss Swanson, Mrs Tuttle and Mrs, Mathews, wife of the assistant director, shot for a woman's prist star had a walkaway, neith but er of the others shining very bright ly. Mr. Curry, for the club, handed Miss Swanson "1 'nandsonie silver dlsb as the special prUe, and also pinned on the front, of fcef tweater the little gold Wfle that is thteg-nia- r weekly prlae- .r4. But these two were not all her Prises. 'Oh Saturday her husband, Who rather, faiicies himself as a m - shoP, - ' Strand OUT OUR WAY SThey Winifor- - Illinois "g m, xrtrY f -- Trt 'ASH 'JL HMgjaiwtJW-- 3. P11 OoGr, MA rC.r ? " fflgm m Plttslturgh. k fireman sot medal for saving five kittens, but how some dog is liable to bite him. Getting so when you see a cloture of a knock-kneeperson yon think it is someone dancing, ' - 1 v. It j t 1 rh"ir I II i PraneminK T Jf OOnneli snd G' A snoaft 'of the University of ilitnoU lunnt teah ' O'Conncll won the Western Conre'rtnce single title at the Irsceoi tournament Smt tlred lih Shwrl ' topttsd the doubles, too. In alUUInJ atrajy lahprtthe .tilg Ten net results. rtiesa whW t-- it t .. .... mothers ... Just because a woman says she needs a new bat, that's no sign she doesn't Vr. rHH-L ik-j- HPf--: get grav. Ratio Pllffc lt nm AMM.tt.Ajt Kin:.! . 1 GLORIA PROVES SHE CAN SHOOT AS WELL AS ACT f9 - Prize Niffht Painter Toilet Set from Thornton Drug . Co. Tea Set from Aahtoh's' Inc. 26-Pie- Fern from Provo Gneenhouse 4 1 Box Startup'sParlor Sweets Feature Picture v t Tonight ahd Tuesday j' comedy. 50 HATS ; i . at. less than COST r L - I J - '. - ' .. ; : . THE ... f rank rruTTtt " " tat Make your own terms; t . Untamed ady-- $5.95 J Gloria. Swanson's friends are used to seeing "her do the unexpected thing, but the general public knows .ber only as a film' star,' and therefore gets a surprise when she displays versatility In some special line. Perhaps some of her more intimate friends may have known that she Is fond of shooting, bnt the hotel guests and cottagers at Plnehurjtt, North Carolina, where the exterior "tjeenes for he latest, production, "The Untamed. Lady, were made, under the direction of Frank Tutrte had never heard of that accomplishment Consequently, they were considerably amased when she won the weekly prise offered by the Tlne-hurGun club for the best rifle st V' TONIGHT 7:30 NEWS WEEKLY . fej. Columbia ft.k. lng out of season, so maybe be had to fish out of his pocket then; - h ' a BANDIT" d : .. , 1 Clare Dux, the opera singer. Is going to niarry a millionaire, showing Cbledgo has ftbme.smart Dux. i ' Tonight and Tuesday HAllRY CAREY ' in Women are strange. Even though one in New York- - was single and Out of debt she trfed to poison herself. J . nerve-shutterln- g -- BYWILLIAMS ' each shot lour targets, hen the. battle was over ami the smoke had cleared, it was found that ..Miss Swanson had rolled np a. score of 132, beating her husband by three points, ftlie might Jbnve done even better, 'but there were so many crowded In and around the clubhouse' that steady shooting was somewhat difficult. 'In the face of .this battery of ej'esLbot; score was even the :6o :15 1 2:30 7:45 Show s: le .It's funny that the grocer who guarantees his eggs to be strictly fresh always acts pained when you t ; remarked:. "Ton think you're pretty good, don't yottT Perhaps you think you can best me." :i "I'm absolutely certain of it," she 1Esi replied wth a smile, The result was a $25 bet, ahd acorn, contempt, disdain, disregard. . ' WORD 8TUDT: "Use a word three times and It is yours." Let us Increase our vocabulary by mastering one word each day.. Today's word: DETEST; to dislike or hate with Intensity. "Such actions are detested by all good people" '" - The Evening Herald y; who produced absolutely and got credit for - and CHARLIE CHA in "Long Fliv the Kirfe. .... Coats Dresses Millinery , tHmk-- v PRINCESS . 10c ALL SEATS -- f . -. Tohighl and Tuesday v OLIVE BORDEN in : Yellow Fingers" ' , a and comedy 1 4. |