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Show THE EVENING HERAID, WEDNESDAY, JOMJ PAGE TWO ' 2, 1S2 . TO.IELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS, NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT THE EVENING HERALD i' at RHYMES ;4n Independent Netctpaper, ' JCEiiBER NEWSPAPER XTEKPHI8B ASSOCIATION KEMBEB UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION ' RIPPLING ENOUGH . ' : I said ene day, "I have enough of all this gold and silver stuff, for which. I've toiled, so lonfj to tail foreyer like an ox, just to increase one's store of rocks, is fatuous qty Editor and K. Qnnntr BimaAJM J.'....r. wrong. I have sufficient coin in store to keep .the ' ,.. wolf from the door, however long Business Otfli Telephone " . . gaunt Enough ,.I.,..1UI to help the luckless skate who comes Editorial Rooms, Telephone .. .j,.. ...... to my gate, ......,,... ... . dail In 1822. Published in tbc and wholesome comfort give. Enough to purchase gas and n. 4. iBKfi- Prow. Utah. West street. tires and briar pipes and pies and lyres, and everything Tint M South herald building, DeUvered ly carrier ,tt Prove, Bundav and morning. I need; so now I quit the round of toil, and play as per a.tn.. aumb-!:Provo Bench, aid Pleasant View, the rules that Hoyle so wisely hath decreed.'! ; Now to my iliould be mads at one. Telephone M. door there comes a guest who tells of chances to invest In Provo, Ptah. Entered SI second dart matter at tba postofflca and get a rake-ofine; and when I say I have no use for wealth he he throws eight fits or nine. any DsUverod by carrier, per mouth ..'.....4;.... "mm believe that a squI contented witli his He there's can't DallVerM PI carrier, jki .MU modest roll, who doesn't wish for moret and so he easps 4..it - " .n,itr ir rear. In advance . ta and gags and chokes and has some apoplectic strokes, and ' United State., outalda I'Uu county, per jear. teuvend by mail ........ arouna me jjoor. mca come wiin coniracts iai ana rous idvanco than later not "Just sign upon the dotted line," they say; "oh. lucky In ba moat fine; iaaua current tdtertiaing copy for tba tno'clock and you will draw a bigger-wagthan any prophet, man, . U all the bard or sage pulled down since time began." I with I desire," answer, wages toying my lyre "your Heroes Praise SWfM no grass j I have enough for all myvpians, to , .:.! nm KowJa is Btubid. we have on money cuts fans, and purehase ,oil and GrVene, of the department of send the heathen palm-lethe word 0f PrX'EvaVB. stand upon their heads and shfeik and say I rru wiwifoooni" rlerlnrflfi that They gas." :r am a loony freak and need a stnrv Of UMUmDM univsroiji. padded cell; they have blind a heroes suggests our Pa'y of past laudation too where stand, paw the air to beat the staggers they they with view of our own times when we have to deal band, and wreck their hats and yell. For who has. ever dreamed or heard of any living human bird who has all rdiThey in that dishonest history loses he desires, who lets great chances flutter by; content, if he in use no is There of" its force andTs shortsighted. d can buy his pie, and seamless tires?-- . 5Ir.i-jf- -. afipr we've been beaten i no sense in poets to our herods; professor. We have our Aaron we have always Burns and our Benedict Arnolds. These or two, a few example a good do need, with us. And we kettles afe npt blade at ideals to let us know that all the know there who now us of least. There are too; many Santa. Isn't any, . '. r.T ir-i,.fJ- n.!r. ff can-produc- . e, 1 e . .. '.-'Tir- e af -- V. , Stic pXlftV non-ski- . utblW , Religion Dramatized is received ; with A girl froi California pulpit by a pastorwho calls her the SSexiaordinary person in America." Th XrtL able to use the unusual ing her that are that she is "call to serve God. . and because, she had a The Kirl's call came when she set off at the agenotof nine - uu a Li niv ;. a iia mnviea Th sdoor' would . open . n. Tfi- irv the at place here she was to seek worK. arrived she when divine service. u oa o rnll in thp. hil: Ullo olio iltvK'vv Ud in a clearinj in Minnesota a group of people stand asks Phd pray solemnly for a sign from heaven. The group of the presence, of manifestation outward some direct, for . , Divinity, Nothing unusual happens. in Kansas Uty and - Sinclair Lewis stands m a pulpit calls Upon God to strike hinvaeaa, ana lane oui. ins ' i- -. i;,k. !.' wVinlo tViino- 'A dramatic touch. showroanshm rehirion, deal in of we nre'secin? fttid wonder sometimes if there will' be any signboards in ' heaven. 1 c H;i I f y, . ly-:- A '1 . ' ' i RICHARD DOC 1 lf4s"i vl ' AND LOIS W1LSQN IN JKE RMAMOiNT PICTURE ' - ret We're Much Alike . PERFECT SIGIIT ' J Byre Canyon, Cedar Breaks, Zion Canyon ara some of nature's perfect pie t urea to all who have perfect sight. PERFECT. SIGHT MAKES PERFECT PICTURES . DR.H.F. "Over v, .Cheater A Menace CANNON Famr Bros. Bros"' Phone 553 A great middle western university reports that dishonesty in classroom work and examinations has been found so f Sometlinejr a nian! cultivate tit acquaintance in bopei ot raising a ' ."-.- . loan. Half the world doesn't know how other half Uvea sat. John Kelthe i Home. . ; son says It has Its suspicions, which He found the place, where eels are born and where they die, if they m tba way. all the stories start. being caught and eaten. Drink to me only with thins eye but see that the eyectip it clean.1 Anybody who imagines that this didn't rank as an important dis MI BEATEN co very from a scientific standuolnt Some say Heaven baa atreets of gold knows precious little about science. . Only trod by saintly few- Eels bad been one of the mvster- - Heaven of mine, ban through path! or toe ages to scientists. let . . . , ... woods, The mystery was . Where x the filters sunlight Why did there aeem to be no In. . i .j J ). j, i through, mut eels? All the eels ever cauiht. until Tr. We tee where a Junk jnan la the oenmute went fishing for them. East found flSOQ la a. pair of bid were pretty well grownup. It didn't neediest stand to reason they were born that pants. ia purchased. ,1V to suy the Original owner of tba way. pants was single man. . t , t ew-ai- . f- 1 , .- . or Plain ; u VII Double Up 9? . t . 7 Approved by dood Housekeeping Institute i I - , Wholesale Distributors Utah Wholesale Grocery -- Schmitte "u, ir. until he f flKhiwi John C. Bwenson nays one of the things tbejr tain in Florl principal caught a lot He found their nurs da Is "prices. in ery, , ract It's at the bottom of th n "'" 'Say, you can't smoke in this Dany eels caught h somp ifi Jim DUUlUiLUI a...i.AA WAB TrlfallA. an "Who's smoking t" uonorary member of ti N.,tir..,i "Well you got jropr. pipe in you? Academy of Science a few evenings mouth." " " . ',,.-an buu ot.aclentlfle WflKhlni?. and ses, you got your pants on, ton la nearly cm almiit hifn but you ain't panting." ana ukiiuic piscatorial and oceanagraphic circles reeard lit Epn Skinner says i Love Is awful discovery much as geographera re- - stuff. It can make yon think rou gurq tue conquest of the poles. ' are not being silly. t n. DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By W. L. Gordon WORDS ready." i OFTEN tin 01 onr I'm going home to mother,":. Bald the wtfey who was blue "Well, wait for nie," replied her 09 . arc "Of is unnecessary OFTEN MISPIIONOUNCED: against. Pronounce the al as a In nen." OFTEX MISSPELLED: Da'rtnfir: 1, not a.. "alrt. ffoaiot Bl.U.MilS: . k. . uiJiKrt, sustain, abet, uphold. huku HlLUjr: "Use a word tflree tiiutfs.and it is yours." Let n mcrease our vocabulary by master.iig one, word eoch day. . Today's word: FANCIFUL ; influenced by the. fancy;.: .unreal; whimsical. "Her 'in t increasing your THERE'S no trick abou Extra miles "Our rent Is overdue." oooks .f - HH otMrEeiT'-:- - : mate. Misnsmn Provo, Utah profiiHe hair faiicif ul and Was arranged Ingraceful manner." tutnmer. are packed Summer Conoco Gasoline. All you have to do is look for the Conoco sign and "fill up." You'll be surprised at the saving Sumaway for you in ' Women rule the men who rule the world. . mer Conoco will bring you. , course, wasteful practices, such as excessive' v speeding, idling and the wrong use of gears ate ' .' always expensive. But for the motorist who really ' wants gasoline economy and who drives sanely, Summer Conoco wiS give it to him. " Fashion writer claims that hleh heel shoes for .women art coming back. Who has noticed tba( tbe ever went very far away. , , OX THE ROAD TO AMPA BAT Come you back to Tampa Bay, Where the subdivisions lav Can't you hear the salesmen talkln' rom Bt. pete to XborT Say. Come you back to Tampa Hay . wnere the options alwajrr Pay. And the price goes; tip like thunder a Just ook for the Conoco sign. I The Tricks of Chance Chance if there is such a thingsometimes, plays grange pranks. There is the case of Frank Hopper, obscure Los Angeles book agent j who because of his remarkable facial resemblance to Col. Theodore Roosevelt, has been chosen AUTO TOPS AND CURTAINS Upholstering and Seat Covering. WAY $ BY WILLIAMS muscles ts 8 the stuff from dny W day I n ' may knock, brother. : nl Producers, fbfinim Mwketw, ; hitJt4'daptroUtm product t C Arkansas, Colorado, Idaho, Kama, MUtouri, Montanm, Vibratka; Ntm Mucico, Okla- homo, OfAon, South Dakota, ltaA, WathtnAton and Wyomini . ; mm thekedwith mam VCCN rfi II but Ray Birmingham says that's no reason IOU should.. IViiidy Wolf, hearing that the bank in which he kept his savings bud failed, rushed around wlth jhla bang book ud demanded all hia money. The paying teUer atraight-wa- y began to count it out, , : '".Oh ye'ye got it. have yeJ" said Shaughhessy, with a sigh of relief. J liupe it, tnen, Oi don't want it as long as ye have it." Heris he lies, poor Philip MacDouiib. He .heard lightning over his .radio. ,.Jm - Opportunity 1, tv i Auto Tops and General Blacksmlthlng ' 22 Ra. 2nd Phone-8W., Provo 1 ' ..." RIDING COMFORT Everybody has forefathers, but a Follies girl isn't Satisfied and looks for more. ' t; r Optimist : A man who keeps on sampling new. brands of. nickel epic, "The Rough Rider." The manner of his selection is equally strange, Hopper, whose resemblance to the immortal Teddy is striking, was cigars. . literally picked off the streets at Los Angeles when the search hadreached its 11th hour stage, 1 with ' some 400 candidates having dwindled to seven' unsatisfactory screen tests. A woman, coming from a movie theatre saw Hopper passing, tagged him and won a $500 award for discovering the proper star. . Hopper is 55, and was born in Newark; N. J. A man OL shifting .professions and modest circumstances, his Hie has been as unei;ehtu as Roosevelt's was spectacufar. ' He is approaching; his impersonation very humbly, in Ho wise inflated by what he regards as a signal honor. put .Hopperteifhonel is not coming without a price. He is learning, painfully but persistently, rough! riding stunts, necessary for the production, and for hours at a time studies the gestures, poses and expressions of Roosevelt, as recorded in photographs and screen' pictures.-And stranger still , it is said, the quiet book agent is growing daily into the physical measure and mental attitude of the man he will portray in one of the important film roles of the year, his personal life is undergoing a decided change Which, tends to prove the theory that changes of. thought will produce corresponding changes in the body. All nf wriifh tnalcf ft stnrv na etrnncra oa mono lan!r.wl screen. And also it goes to prove that great changes the 6n may come into a life at the most unexpected time and place. Opportunity first, then hard wprk along the line it points out, and the drab routine of the commonplace changes into ' ' the glory of "success.; - miNENTAL OIL COMPANY . Covent Garden, famous London Bert Bandley aayg the fhrther market place, lined since the 17th back he sits in church the1 further Itentury, is sjou to disappear to nake way for the greatest street np be sits at the burlesque show. inprovenient ever planned In EngNATURAL AFFINITIES land.. The man with a root It his pocket and the girl with a. roll In her socks. New Vork ixilice are experimentThe vegetarian and the grass ing with a motorcycle equipped with widow. builft-proo- f t windshields. BERT BANDLEY widespread that a committee of faculty and students has cnimmonflpH immpHiatA TTipasnres to make the rjenaltiet more stringent and to arouse student sentiment against it. There is no middle ground for the Btudent to take. Ht , will be either a cheater or an honest man and he will go out OUT OUR into life as one or the other, dishonest or trustworthy. If a cheater win the crown of Socrates he will be a cheater still and no degree and no honor can change him to an honest man. Cheating is unfair, and a man without a sense of fairness is a menace. . . '. i , - For not booze rings, scattering "Charleston Rings." The rings are nor political rings. They are groups nor counterfeiters' rings Of New Yorkers who clog traffic as they stand around small w wc darky Urchins who are doing tne .narieswn cance, ah therefor of receiving hands, clapping accompaniment ol members liberal more the occasional nickel, thrown by these all that all at not either, is likely, It audience. the New York. persons are "provincials" seeing the sights of blasi The most of them doubtless are the regulation tc which of All goes at nothing. New Yorkers, surprised esshow that the great human family has much in common, pecially as to just what it finds entertaining. , ; j ol-r- . ,. nit . . "ft Tiiiman hpino-- sir, much alike, the world over, is in instance, xhe latest task of. New Yorkjpolicemen .' , " f j to keep; 't for-"c- -- v. - A SCENE FROM GET MARRltD - A man tna.y rL . but ihe patrat medicine 4estluM&iala he nay. have r. written la his life time go on Penmark, Johannea jScbmltte, now lr, gchniitte, vaa trery ioud of eela tw it pets, but a food. I He aa ao food of them that he jeaolred to derate hia life to studr of the eel family. In the course of bit lnvestigatlona he found the an swer to a pwule which adentlsU hare been racking their brains over since wan caught his first eel, and we know they were a popular dish as far buck as the daya of ancient .:;.. ' CAT fil CUAKLES'r. 6TEWABT wakhixotos Ai a boy. iu 11 : OFFICE HAS02J ;. , Th 57ALX - ' : What docs It mean td yon? To the users of Firestone Balloons that term has a world of meaning: Comfort in the realization that your car Is safe where traction Is essential". - Comfort In the knowledge that rough rouds are good roads; that , yonr trip' will be just one big, easy -- ride. . . . - , . , , rue expensive thing about a vt: cation is getting; fired, because the firm learns it doesn't need you. : Next to home the worst place on ' earth to be is Sway. ; - ,- - t per Dollar." That is the Firestone idea of "riding comfort" It can easily be - TTouTB'rtiJO"." rT "- r They are discovering ways of everything fast except Sleep. ; Too few parents nre'ln spanking terms with tMt- - cntldmir. r , , ,- tjl- Comfort in the faet that your Urea are giving you' VMost Miles Why. Is it a .man can't try to was the floors himself without his wife . , waxing sarcastic) .J " ...-.r- "'Ui.rt .ti. .w.ili . ' - r. Perhaps the people who sell phonographs are pack of this plot to , broadcast bridge lessons. t , "TOPsA ' BALLOONS . BRIMHALL BROTHERS 1 RMCrlKJ.Gr', DOvjm "TME, HOUSfc. t st, was timet, ate. Braxil hewspapers, when they gtf out Alt 'sjtirat' .first let 1he public know of the event by blowing a strident, nlrsn.j 4 : u ihone 260 Tire Merchants A23 W. Center 1 |