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Show PAGB THE EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, JUNE 21. 1926. TWO-.-- .: RIPPLING RHYMES:, AA Independent Newspaper, tt Wat H. Horaibrook, N. Gunnar Uasinusoa tit6fKESS ...... Publisher ..CTtj. Editor ,......., r ....; Business Office Telephone BditbrUU Kooiua, Telephone i.."..- i ..........J - Established wwkfy In 1858 1 at a a.tly l 1922.( Publlsked ia the Herald building. W Snrh First West atreet. Prove, Utah, awy Tenlng. carrier to Proro. wcept Saturday, and ISumUy .morning. Delivered by Vtew. AU com Uka flew, VieF.frd,Orym Provo IWndi, and Pleasant W. made at nee, TelepftoB plaints ot wbatvHS nuture should b matter aQSaTwaUfffla to Provo. Utah. -- Entered at iamd -- ..i.iJ.i. ..m....v",' ....... W" .... pellrered by cafrter. per month .. . Delivered by carrier, per year. In adanot . . ; . V. m. iii in rtHh miiint. dm year, la eotnnce rk.,ii. Unlttxi States, outside UUb county, per T Delivered by wait la copy for the current tssua moat be advertising 111 Excise Not Accepted J - A man summoned for jury duty in Chicago begged to be a excused on the ground that his doctor had told- him to take In toldhim.to get two The judge hours. pint of milk every one the box and his milk wutd be. brought to him., hus was blasted. too unpopular job more excuse to evade an all critiOne reason why the jury system is bo frequently the of too better is that many cized by members of the bar class of citizens will go to extreme lengths toget out of 1 ' J ' - V serving. Tblnrt (re fcxikUf xtp a bit to Th Senata baa an- he alrplsnei ; . Walea b Perhapa the JETlnc quit amoktng. Anyway, be aaya he la he-m- d, . 100-fo- The man in prison should have a job. " riUKIJCS .p. STEWAKT :.WASHIN0TOX' "TUiit whs a tiprrlhli' ynii mtnl; nt tin1 BV jrxn 23 New York . OfTI Hruw-Mi'Uu- Hciin-si'iitaliv- . ' 1 No punishment .1 ( 4: 15.2m ) Ixig 'Angele. I'tures: 6:30 p. hotly. "I had. on exactly, the r.wU . kind." r.-:- i , m Ta- - children's ji. m., studio program. CAVE AND POTS !..! (I(7m) Loa Aueelea. Tsual ;:i:nes: 6 p. m.,.KFI Mphtly Do- y :... i ii. m., proKraih In,-of Sonfherti Ciillfornla.'S The annual summer school trip iv iiiir trio prouraftv :i. 9 p. m., to Tlmpanogos Care, Aspen Grove, Ii:H!;iiiit mus'e proKram. 10 p. m., and the Hot Pots was made by 60 danc-; summer school students and faculty KPSX (!15.0m) I'nsadeiia. Tsual members Saturday. The group trav featiires: C p. m., dinneif hour eled by busiup American Fork canp. in., Sports tafk by yon to the cave. Those who had Charles W. Padd-M-kworkl's cham-pio- n not -- visited the undergronnd fairy sprinter. 8 p. ni., concert hour. gardens probonnced them to be the KXX (337m) Hollywood:. T p. ui., most wonderful they bad ever- seen, cwure-courtesy program. 8 p. tboae who had made the trip many program, v p. m., cemi tesy program, tittca before, declared the, cave to i p. m. Coeoaaot Orove orchetctra--. be more,beantltul than ever. The kGW (49i.5m Portland, Usmil addition ' jot new steel 'stairs and At this point IJeprcseutatlve Coop-- " features: 6 p. wa dinner hour con- carpets added much to the safety cert. 8 p. in, educational program. and comfort of the hikers. :r of Wlsconwiu passed. 10 p. ni., daii( orchestra. From the cave, the group went CoojkT has worn a cutaway for to the Xorth Fork of the canyon wlxidy knows bow many years. The average liquor expenditure where The debators stopjicd him and they had lunch on the shores for every UmU a liftik. family in of American Fork creek while the 11; had cin .Hill's kind of a collar England last year was $175. brass quartette under the direction nd Bruce' kind of a tie. of Prof. Eobert Saner dlsrouraetl sweet music i The road 'around the loop proved AUTO TOPS AND CURTAINS is not only as lovely as ever, the veterttfbf Upholstering and Seat Covering. Tirgc!": bird but is also the highest ans declared. Others voiced their . BERT BANDLEY Her It has been Muni li.viiiK at admiration -- for, the massive peaks Auto. Tops and General ic.gats f. imire than fhur miles. Its the beautiful groves of Venus lyBlacksmithlng. oiing. however, cannot Jake to the ing along the winding thoroughfare, 85 'SK Phone 22 2nd W Prom l !) 'months afler being iiu tor iuo. coiumotnes wnicn arc I hatched. , larger than ever tblyear. , - is so cruel as compulsory idleness. Yet prison work should The other produced a in p i'l npt be used to further degrade the convict. It should be made clijini;. to the a means then and support It w.a a a means to his picture of 1 1 i 15. In of his family if he has one. In few places is society more tafiraiiiK coat, h ,h MarnK cruel than when, in sentencing a criminal .to prison, it also IngMlJar, with turnover corners, u sentences hia family to, starvation. Let him be made to sup- black HtrTiiR tie, and, of course, all port Ms family by his prison labor. Let prison management the" accessories. "What' the matter with that?" be of such a high quality that he can support them. And it would be well to go even a step further; in property crimes, the- - portrait's orininiil dfinuudccl.' let the convict's labor restore the value stolen and unrecov-ere- d, The friend produced another dip " and the cost of His infraction of social order. And where ping. K. Este his crime has deprived another family of its breadwinner let It whs a picture-o- David In tail coat, the Bruce, bridegroom, also. 'destruction economic his labor be used to repair that turndown double collar and a light Men should be made to give economic reparation for their should be given economic, crimes, but in order to do this they self-suppo- rt, . Vnl-wrM- Incomatibility of .old age formed a part of the allegations in a bill focdivorce filed recently; in Chicago by, a wo man, after nearly fifty years of wedded life with her husband. The incident is by no means unusual. . Similar divorce suits are filed frequently, after the two persons involved . hava lived together for fifty or more.years. . r But what a tragic condition of affairs is thus revealed And who is at fault, the reader will wonder? It would seem , 1 - j years years normally in store for them. Surely much tolerance must have been exercised by both!? in. theJif ty: years-o- f jelose asso-- . ciation, because tolerance ancLliberal allowance for faulti OUT OUR WAY must be exercised if any two persons are to be closely associated, even for a much smaller'span of .life than J half century. Was it, perhaps that tolerance was not shown, and that the effort to exist without it became so burdtnsoirie that it could no longer be endured ? Or perhaps, each of the persons AlLRight I Vll involved in these cases changes so radically with the ye?.rs STAmO HERE "TiLL that life becomes too disagreeable to be borne together, In VOU LET GO, IF any event, it is a sad Situation. When two persons who have TT ALL might ! borne the trials that come with half a century, instead of HAOlTFiRSTi becoming more closely united, instead of watching the lengthening shadows of life together, must separate and begin life over, or rather complete it with only the bitter ashes of unpleasant memories for companionship, . ' thing tragically wrong., Let It Rain there is I 222 1 SuiTS STMO GfiX m fvi! TWikJ HERE. ALL tCTH . 1 OkpL 'DROPS , Tb 1 DEAD FlRSTirtH OlrtEROKiEGrrsTrt or .WAKJTf -- WOU ! t P&OPli ' iHlajW-" n UU.Nr Income. An ordinary draft gives yon a cold, but an overdraft doesn't seem to affect anything except the feet roother)-r"Mamyou must take Little Bob (about to go out with some money with you." Mothe"No, Bob, I'm not going money for chocolates; I might start' to use any." Little BotH-"Y-es, you must have crying on the street, you know." 'IP" 1 f.: .wvw a :". yT, ' Even a docile and preacher couldn't stand it the other day and sued j for divorce, complaining that bis wife ate popcorn balls in bed nd let the stray kernels slide down between the sheets. kind-hearte- 21 ' . Great 1 Vbht Throo Zion National Park SeeThis , Colorful Kingdom; of Scenic Splendor Suburbanite told the ticket agent he wanted to return home on a late train. '.That's all right," said the agent: "Just take any. of "em." ; . Zion National Park Brycc Canyon Cedar Break Prismatic Plains Kaibab Forest ' North Rim Grand Canyon. ' Sauon Juu 1 U October I Don't believe everything you hear, but Raymond Peterson says be sure you hear everything yon believe. r . LOWFARElXCURSIOMS "Then the. wedding was not altogether a success?." ;' "Xo, the groom's mother criod louder than the bride's mother." i f. . Union Pacific System Onr idea of a jier-so-n is the man who can tellwithout hestitation, who's scraping over iu :( i Europe now. d ... , M Jmiei: ' ' It Following Low Fare for the Variout - TQUtsfll From may be a poor rule that won't work both ways, but Dan Webster says It's a poorer one that won't ' work, at all. r, , . PROVO-- 7 Lots of people think tney are tolrOUU NO. erant Just because they are wrapped np in themselves and don't give a darn about the others. ZION NATIONAL PARK, TWO DAYS Railroad fare and all expenses, beyond Cedar City, inclua-in- g bus fare and meals and lodginga $20.30 Ion cant tell who Is the rcai hoes Zion Park lodge at in the family until you discover whether the wife's hair Is bobld. rOUtl NO. 3 1IRYCE CANYON VIA CEDAR DAYS Riulrood F.REAKS, TWO PA TELLS THE PREACIIKB fare and all expenses, beyond Cedar "Can yon look back on your life City, including bus fare and meals and and my that you have stuck to tbc lodging at Brycc Canyon lodge straight and narrow path?'' . "Well, I BREAKS-- , gvita admit I did do rotm no . 4 ZION ome illttlc detonring." MiYCE CANYON, FOUR DAYS Railroad fare and all expenses, beyond At. Aspen Grove a stop was made Cedar City, including bus fare and' while LMrector E. L. ltolierts, In the "meals and lodgings, at Zion Park and Theater of the Pines, told Ihe story ' $40.95 . . of Red .Eagle, nud, Utahna. Bryce Canyon lodges vr. ; : ,The brass quartette, agqiu struck np some favorite melodies which added rOUR NO. 5 ZION NATIONAL PA1UC,, PIPE KPRINCS. (IRANI) PANYON. KAI tmieh to thecbrm f the, time ami BAB FOREST, KANAB, BRYCE the pUiee. .Professor William F. CANYONCEDAR BREAKS, FIVE Hanson, after likening to the renditions from a seat high np In the DA YS Railroad fare and ,all expenses ' theater pronounced the acoustics to Cedar City, including bus fare . beyond bepprfect : ,, ', ; meals and"l6dging8 at Zion 'and and fmm Aspen Grove the group went T" Bryce Canyorflodges and Wylie Cnmpi to. the llftt Pot?, where early ll Brip-hat Rim' North Angel Point, took a plunge Jo the mineral waters Grand Canyon....' $R8.9il of the pots, after. which retnrn-e1 - ..... 114 in: I PARK-CEDA- R r - " . cK'fkH ttilU-wHr- to augment their Many are in dire want ...... Here. indeed some- Ditch diapers, fuctir. liiimls, iind toii(jcriiilicrH jf Iiiin- ont tlnlr menls frmu tb of. the former Czht tlicy en oh lliiar tivumnt vacntiong to the 'WorkoM' Sutdtoriii.T-wstubUs- hby the (;overiinnt. lry regiments and professoes of tho It does not matter so mncb if yonr pocketbook is broken just so long as your spirit is not. e 1 ; There was a young lady from Kans., Who was clever at making np stans, But her verse was returned By the? editor, spurned, (The response that be usually : hans.) the-wor- or fifty tha1rtwoTsonsiixrha:hdgetherf would be willing to continue the journey for the few So' low are army salaries (in France that officers ia crack cav- - . J : . v lass tried to sing a nioux ditty, And while she can't sing, She put ever the thing, Because she ia simply tloux pritv. ' - - A pro-Km- v .Wafyside Tragedies riBji'pile . f evaluation as prisoners ot society. in .420 But she looked like the deuce coming. tV At aa amateur show ia Sioux City f ENJOYTRiPTO t 1 hits, stealius 83 ma, T STUDENTS v - itnr, Ue batted 210 guiue nuking Jiaaaj and touting- IU be storcT iXI buses fn 1915, he uever of ecjualled bi batting", average ion..,' ; street, WORDS OFTEN MISU8ED : Don't say "we bad aa awfully good time." "Awful" means to inspire with awe or fear. N MISPEONUONCED uccurate. Pronounce - the u as in "unit", not aa er in "her." OFTEN MISSPELLED: con ceive; el. ,. 8YXONYMS: disaster, catast misfort rophe, calamity, mishap, une. . r .. WORD STCDI: "Use a. word three times and it ia yours." Let us increase' our vocabulary by master ing one: word each day. Today 'a word; IMPULSE; a mental force directly urging to action. "He acted upon the immediate impulses of his own w ishes." , , - Kl'O (428.."im the Ba-'.'.t- IN ENGLISH By W. L. Gordon Uji-n- 6 made" In the league: and occurred TY COBB GETS DAILY LESSONS fj Tuesday's Herald inSDIPLOJiA ? . 2 In- Watch Our "Ad" Iii . Sau Francisco. feature?; 4 :3t p.m.. Palace hotel wcdilins." one of his comrrt orchestra. 5 .TO p. m;,' Big fellow ciiiKrssiijt'ii rcmiirkcil the IJrolhei's hour for chiWrcn. 6i3p Jolm p. m.. States restnurnnt orebeKtra. other day to 7 p. uv, Fairmont httel orchestra. Philip Hill of Biillitnorc. S p. .ilk studio pDKrum. 0 p. m--t Pm., Pal-niprogram. cmiricxy Hill, turnim; pale. hotel dance orchestra. , "You bad on- the wronK kind of KH )(.r,l)!jln) ibut collar and tie to rj. with a cistiiwnv I Mn'i . The knockkneed waa a misfortune 1 : stead of a dance, . .LETTER croat," 1)1h friend iiifnned "I did not." cried the Give Them Work ' ' few years ago being ' aaaa who waa Leo Thnrsman aaya you're got to a hammer loat admire nerve, but yon have to watch . hi i rolce, Singera beware, it to keep It from turning to impu dence.-V . . j. lan't It itrange tow people with tori' less sense than we hare seem to set "I can't sell yon any cigarettes, moci ; better along t" little 'boy, auleas yoa bring a note from, your fitfcer," Tokyo'! fish market covers 480,. ."But father isn't borne, and HETBOIT, Mich, June 'A (UP)--Aft- er 000 aqnare feet, and they sell lota mother wanta tbeia right away." .waitlag 15. years,' Ty Colb. of American tourists. " manager of the betroit Tigers today r THESE TJNITED STATES was to reeejve a diploma in recogThere was a yewig lady la Ga., nition of bin uulinlmous seleijlon hi, With a face that I know would have 1911 as the most valuable player An .': ,. ; his team in tne American lcague.-flalip'She looked rather Beat " selection was the first ever CoW's t As Hit! went dowa the ot an - 1 '' i.,,' Ajnd, Jus a , Two Chicago caisson workers, laboring in a onto the shaft, began to fight just as each of them stepped level. street to them haul to was that of rim a bucket they Clinging to the hoisting cable with one hand, a Blugged each other fiercely. Finally one of them got terrific death. The punch in the jaw, Wst his hold and phjnged to his and he, too, other's the broke grip bucket, jerking violently, fell to the bottom and was killed. Violent passion is a terrible thing. It stops at nothing. If it had not been for the utter uselessness and shame of this in this juarrel, there would Have been a great magnificence death struggle. But it was courage wasted. There Were ".game," both of them, but their fine contempt for death was exhibited in,a useless cause. England baa Cornered Die cayenne WelL abe may have an market. tb pepiier, bat we have got an the h ' , il Stock Will Be Deminished! Profits Demolished! hit on the head ja-it- ey V The r OFFICE CAT i WaBhlBtrton." thort! 1614 Summer ha lta advantage. radio doesn't work ae well 'i 1 K mm - Useless Tragedy of Hate TIMELY EDITORIALS v WASHINGTON NEWS ').un 1 WALTj MASON - than not later iI SNOBS , . Chct Firkin works for hours together repairing e with cowhide .leather and pegs and tacks and thread; all day we hear his hammer pounding, he labors with a rim astounding, to earn his daily bread. He is a man of sterling merit, he gives a buck, when he. can spare it, relieving others' woes ; he pays his bills when they're presented, he thinks, of evils yet invented, debt is the worst he knows. His daughter Sarah Jane Amanda, sits, lonely on the home verandah, she sees no lovesick boys; she is the village cobbler's daughter, and all the girls are out. to slaughter her hopes of social joys. The cobbjer's daughter, fair.as a lily, is neither fatuous nor silly, she'd make a corking bride ; and once the son of Heck the hatter came to her, loving worlds to scatter, and linger by her side. But, to his stately home returning, he found his Ma arid sisters burning with anger at the news; had he no pride, that. he went faring with' one whose dad was kept . repairingthe hamlet's wornout shoes? It was indeed a painful- matter when Ronald, son of Heck, the hatter descended from the height, and visite2l. a damsel lowly,' whose father's trade was most unholy, whose apron was alight; Oh,4 there were youths who thought the m'aidsn vvas with all charms and graces laden,' spoke their they longed to be hir; beaux; little pieces their mothers, sisters, aunti and nieces in stately fury rose. So from the higher social doings, the brewings, the lovely maid games of bridge and lunch-boris barred; her dad has wax '.upon his fingers, the scent of cowhide round him lingers; he labors too blamed hard. Some daya youth of courage soaring will laugh at all the vain outpouring of women scandalized, and seek this Sarah Jane Amanda, and bear her front her dad's verandah, a ' " " bride supremely prized.' ; . FNTERPRISB ASSOCIATION ASSOCIATION , uembeb m IWSPAPFR Mil ED NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT .- -r . e " ; --. 1 : , t N ; : ; ; '.yi.T ;y I i I It ot i ;: .: ci (ttotAprotta f tt ii : ot ti iWur 1jk ' ti iji will i n i iiajiiiij ViNT,a; ijiiataiaaajaaaeaiar joSeph scMttoicRAinc .&..ftnSrnPWfU.CKE.d fOURN0.6--SAMEASTOUR- r V76?.WiU4.Va if riiooucmooTaaunMjEQ k 5fBUT'lNRE. N0 VERSE ROUTE Going first to Ue dar Breaks and Bryce Canyon and re.--( turning by way of Zion National Park" at can rain now and Howard Tooley Sullivan, Jnd., woo' ar.a( 1L He traveM with a Chautotlqu.'ornV peny and naa fevlsea'f detacha 61 xtttbw' covertrisr for .hlsv straw1 hat d they o Vivian Park..where, as guests of the management, they held horl dance in the open air pavfilon. On their way down thq 'canyon, rbe party paused Bridal Veil Falls to pay. homage. o ,the fairest Jails in the, Wasatch mountains. AH pronounced the trip to be of nnusnal interest. v visited Aspen ; The party that Groye, however, was not the only group of summer school students in the Wasatch mountains Saturday. Fourteen others Undei the IaiMo. ship bf John . Wattt geologist, .tisuea tne Cottonwood canyon where they studied the Rock of.Ages 14 the Ages of the Rocks, -ri- vePayS,..,.t.,..,.-,:,...,.,. Proportionately low fares from other points iri Utah. C. I , II. CODY Phone 315. -- IS Provo . , $68,20' , 4 , C lL FUNK ' Phone 312, -- JVC. 11. |