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Show THE EVENING BEBAID, WEDNESDAY, MAY 19, IKS. PAGE TWO TIT.IELY EDITORIALS NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT WASHINGTON NEWS IPPUNG THE EVENING HERALD ;. An Independent Newspaper EJfTERPKISH ABSOCUTXOS ' JJEMBEU I'NITED PRE8 ASSOCIATION a Hornifcrook mimv'--' ftiwrtuess Olfioq Teleuhone Editorial Kaoni -- Telephone ... A .', it Familu In the Unit niinapT . - v i . . witlrrBtrflrd tii American JiQflie . x- - - " The anreat algo of worma lit chll- dreo la paleoeaav lack of interert iirl , play, fretiulneai, Mriahla appetite, plcklaf a th bom and - tndden WORDS, OiTE.t?, MISUSED: ttartlnc In sleep. When these symp'Hhnll iron to . tomorrow T" means toms li ' ttma to . jlvt appear jrott are folrifeu.'wm.Xott Whlte'a Crea : A ew Vermifuge. morrow! meat! art yaw willing' l dosea drives out the worms and puts , O IP TEN 'msI'BONOUISCKD : the little one on the road to health the galn. White's Cream "all'ope. . Pr6ftSnr Vermifuge has a fcgIn"at,,f. I k In '.'lce," o nnstreia- - a record of fifty years of aoccess ful .use. Priea Sot Sold by Hed-lulOKTIJS MlSSpfctLED. aunimar Dreg Stores, ' , Adr. ' te Two .tx- - and s, ; . f Jt 0'3. BINOXtMa: food,. ment, nourlabwnt, Clef, Btttrl- - Maine lobsters are delicacies in Berlin. c line. J nis la KUtruing news muecu. ' ' believe that neither Maine nor Idaho lobsters werecohsldered mpaner.'' ' delicacies in any European spot. Lobster, be it known, is the favorite word "hurled at le Amerlcain for foreign comic strips and cartodns. The American has money. Therefore he is gross. Therefore, he is a lobster or a hulking lummox. . Nothing to get angered at in this attitude. ; Merely good human, nature' psychology. Somebody is handsomer ' or weaiimer or smarier or superior to us moiie ot- - ninitjr way a. When a man asks a girl for her We therefore, in order to salve our own smart from inferihe la liable to want to put it ority, cast about for superiorities of our owri to flaunt in the band ' V ' ki some dish water. , fvpb nf ihd OTio whom we well know ia a lot better off. ' o So with Europe. She calls us lobsters because she Miami (Fla.) contest to find the much would like to have the wherewithal to be a lobster most cop failed. ; So would herself. By the way, those lobsters which are served as one topolite ; find a glyptodon,'. delicacies in Berlin are consumed by Americans only. They ; are the only ones who can afford them. In Auburn, Ala., 1000 hens laid II r-- 0 at "A 4 j. More trouble In China, China tro11('m in America seeins ion&eT Wen will wash the. dlshesr f ke, WHLVTS the -- Velvet'? The extra, miles you get iknS'uxnm Con-- v . oco. It's like finding gomejthing whc.a you enjoy those, unexpected extra mjles, t Check these claims. 'Keep an accOtate tecot d of your mileage. Then note how " much farther you get on atankful ofSum- - ; met Conoco than you thought possible, Summer Conoco is not an accident but the result of over 40 years' experience in ' the petroleum industry. It is packed, wirji. extra miles for you. y. V avl Tell rrr at Beam a tEtffoiU V v. C5I4 OE. MET a It I motor-car.- SPSI40 OkjCE nffl-grta- pttreumm fnanttt in Arkima, Celonule, Idaho, Kmuii.MaiBUri, Montana, Netraikl,Ncw Mexico, Oklahoma, Ortgtm, South Dakota, Utah, Mtsbmfton, Wyomm - :. forms," -- ... ". j try our new Sun Aero Come in an "And now It's time to go to press," And If osculating is printing, yes,-I- 'll teU the world (and no condi- Hair Drier. It does not gplit the hair. " 7 The only one iii the city. T guess . Phone 913 for your appointment now I might aa well double my Income," said the newsboy las he folded his dollar but. ELITE BEAUTY 319 W. When you are down in the mouth, remembefTTohalSBe came .out afll , right . PARLOR Center Our new class in Beauty. Culture starts May 24 . They say "Adam was the first radio bug. He made a loud speaker out his spare parts. tf It isn't what a girl knows that bothers us, but WMford Gray says, bow she learned SIIEIZISIlZIZISIEZIIZXZZZZUIIZIZIIIZXZIIEHIZZr'4 it MER maWES Sturdy Roofing For ,,All Buildings , 'The world's population la Increasing at the rate of about twenty million a year. , VOt FAT. I -- per cent of the en ergy used in this, country is de rived from coal, oU and gas. Four per cent comes from- water,- and three ,per cent from, working ani Elghty-acve- ! n mals. , All buildings whether home, office,' farm or factory they are to withstand put to them by long; hot, dry. summers and heavy snows, of winter must have sturdy roofing. A sturdy roofing by proof in all kinds of weather-oall types of buildings may be had at no excessive cost.? Let us show, you what we mean by' sturdy roofing give you an estimate on a roof ' and tell you how we save you money by right over the old wood shingles with - - --if . , the-strai- n ing FADELESS n m m DYES For Fast Dyeing fIJ For Tinting ItMnKFnl ralwi obtaiacd br boiling. . Delicate tint by dipping. No Hnuml " rubbing or meay handling el man dye lubttanee. Silk, wool, Keen and all dyed or tinted in om operation.', For 30 years the mort succeed ul honae-hol- d dyes. Complete directioM in eaeh package at your dealer's. Uu Bltmch to rtmovt ctltr Pwtm 9 'ThtMhaJtShiMltsthtit H H Phone 1157 ASPHALT SHINGLE EOOF CO S 123 West Center St., B N-K- .11- ' ini ttaimi. .. .. Attraetlvw Booklet! "tea w of Baautifyint th Uomad Wmrarott," tmntf I etnttfcmrar handling. W w4U incuo rKKt mmol packmf of my. Spfcalof.Addrt Dpt. i. N-- tTmE ARE. MAOC MEVM CRAME UONKOt DIIUO COMPANY. CRJINCY.lU. MC3T BORM BOS.' OlM NCA KHVKC me. ' - -- mil-lor- nt Pcrticdvsith , ,' Which he did by taking ber In his CONTINENTAL OIL COMPANY oj will give a with every Shampoo ., tion) He printed an extra large edition. WILLIAMS 29, only, we FREE SCALP TREATMENT me hand, , a time, my dear, to close the "' Producers, Refiners and Marketers to- - " arms. WE GOT" VOO CAU.OKA Marjorlet "Jack proposed . F MS. MJ aiT Until May i -- BY (iPAltTH-TrVn- I THE PRINTER'S COURTSHIP Sister hew IB a "p?lhter,""ana He said, one night aa he held ber uzxzxzxzrztzzzixxxazzxxwzxxzxzsxnicnaziaizxMiS ziZrXt home ' Ethel: "Indeed." and 'Yea, I Marjorie: accepted him In the hospital." HE TAKE IT DAS VWJ C. H. CODY Phone 315 Provo Something that, runs in the best of famines Silk Hose, Hat Shop WEST CENTER dees Oav;1 31st C. IL FUNK Phone 312 their parenta. , Otherwise the young are all right In spite of the company they keep Next Door to Singer. Sewing Machine Co. we.em Limit October . The first thing Is that they are young. The second thing ia that .they are contaminated by association with - T OUR WAY "-ta- On. sale daily May 15 to September 30. days. ale -- Elite 7 "s ... ..... ? the-tru- Entire Week - , V. -- - - ....... The British Air Ministry plans to "Whnt. ask one of our editors, Institute In the near future dirigible "ia the trouble with the young service between London and Cal folk?" Glad yau asked us.' We to eutta.' The journey is expected th know down to the gnat's take five ' New Tork'a a busy place. It Is reu more crowded than a village uru-- r nhop on Saturday afternoon. A .442.01 to other points. ' . - ...., Limit October 31st , Los Angeles and return (direct) :. .$42.60 Los Angeles (direct) returning through San Francisco or vice versa;.. . .$50.10 San Francisco and return (direct). . 42.6(1 Portland and return (direct) 48.3fl Portland and return via San Francisco : or vice versa ;. . . . . . ;. 63.45 Seattle and return . 53.55 - f- . On sale daily May 20th to September 15th. ; , ' ... Routes. Stopovers-r-Divers- e ' A 133.47 . . . 135.95 Proportionately "low" fares that pressed er flicked", against Onr idea of a soft Job la that of the ground In the rear. A speed of laundress for the chorus of modern miles was. attained. revue. '.' IStK-tT- .When they refer to the. modern widow'a weeds, they mean, doubt' ; less, her clgareta, The Sweetest Story to the lady told One of the farly American locodo not look that old. motives waa propelled by joint legs Is, Dearie, yea L - 1 ...7;.. t " ' j Philadelphia New York City . .v Boston FASHION NOTES To label girl's waistline the built . by Henlopen lighthouse, "WAIST" is now out of style. Label British In 1765 near Lewes, Del , - It "CAESAB HERE"1 ware, W topple into the sea. n : that thought it waa Sunday. '.. . Atlanta ton can trust some men to, the far ends of the earth and can't trust othere unless they are there. , in 798.crgH In one day, leaving 202 hen ..;.t. . .. ...... ...... ... .1070 ". Better save something than wlab . . . yoa had.. , ; GREAT REMOVAL . . a - f ' 4 .... If be ate what girls think la good; For they'll start in with DevU Cake, And then wind up with Angel food. XSXXUISZZIISZEIXXXBUXZXXUHIIIIIllllllIIIIiril uateuaoce, It t; I.nhsttern in Rerliri' . ;mENGJLISn word WOUD' 8TCDI :v bet m three times and It Is your Increase our vocabulary by mnaterr ' uig me word each day. Today'" . i ia1 the.' way So reads.Vhei'd- - word; cAPOL"OGETip "Heallaln hU of defense or apology. imic ucui icu.iu mistake be asunmed an apologetic , ache, , I DAILY LESSONS f 3 ..... It man's tummy sure would A mere 5 Jn-an- menta seem to have begun. It will not be for long, however. Nature is not defeated. But a clear conception, or the influence of some of our good movements, as far as they, affect the home, will help stem Jhe tendency. We need to regard the family, hot sentimentally, but biologically, asthe human unit, and from that point of view form' our estimate distribute the famllr intd An of all movements that tend-tartificial individualism; It is notable that the- three- basic human institutions, home, church and school,- the filiate of our civilization, are strictly lamuy insuxuiions.jyearBurp ' ', "JJ . . Independent. ';. Following round trip fares wCl apply from r Provo: , . : 1 Denver '. 77T. .; . : ;H$3o.08Omaha or Kansas City 64.05 .. St Louis ,:. .... . . , . . 72.45 , . ;. . . 745 Chicago . . . . ; ... . Detroit . . ... 94J7 v. 130.11 Washington, D. .. 130.11 Baltimore New Orleans . . . .. . 84.40" a er'iBtlTrsrt--Boawdtt- the audience made room for - . a haU She My concert wat an undoubt ed success. My voice filled the haU. y " of "the amily which acknowledged , good movements have of the good, ;what must brought about; and if this is true I : evil of the be true M The fallacy of socialism a that it is tiol social bttt d the fallacy of communism is that it is hot com munal but individual; and these are the sources of the insidious division of the family. Against eocialism and com- ...; 4Vi; Inooi-- VmvA uliiuta riwitmized tVifl ffltnily bJ the greatest enemy, yet what socialism and its developments to.; ever killing poison Ivy at the same time crops were destroyed. : ; ds and-now- or n. Ml old-tim- , .v- m dm em heard of the but hittisgF? wu-Th- w CAT - s L.J V. life is sound; but it might nave neen more enecuv j U not counsel It such rests;, given the analysis on which and home the attack family successfully that evil influence e so much as it is influences, wmcn mosi peopie regaro of but every.phase is the family; of natural unit society present-da- y life is influenced by the false philosophy that is the unit, ine process oi uumij mowm the . individual miiao nf crtftil Work and tfninA nncn. v.v, i.nas i v 4,7 lion umi wicviuj u""has Ko'been organized off by himFather benefit. individual self: mother by' herself; brother, by himself; sister by her. cent of the self; the family belongs to "nothing. Ninety per organizations of today' are based on the assumption, that the individual is paramount in society, it neeun umj iuiu . nntnm . - rureleas of theindividuaL'.bUt - lit ' " fill CC lJ OW Father at Rotary or the most as precious. holds the family the women's club; sister at the sex-elodge: mother at mmh i amnrnincr T n nil mitm. ill liic represent the divisions Bachelors' or the. Boy Scouts-the- se . - t 4868- iU4i182X -r- BbliaJked 1ft the rstSbUdie Prevo, Utah, eery ' Uerald building 60 South First Wert street, - Delivered by carrier to ProVO, except Saturday, and Sunday morning.comLuke View, Vineyard, 0?m, Provo Bench, and Pleasant View. Att one Wtpben.? plaints or Whoever nature sbonld ke mad Catered aa ootid class mutter at the post tflcn la Provo, Btaa. ; Thfi nn,.Tc5iorit,a " 7" . 01 The OFFICE f , MAT 20. KPO (42S.S in) Kaa Frawinco . Usual features; p. ra ehU once. Inknocks bat "Opportunity res drea'a tour ; :0 p, bl. States taurant orchestra : T p. mH rairmout stall one of our electric doorbells "BOW! Bote) orcher( ; 8 p m. courtesy Billed 9 prororal p. nt. program. Goo and shell manufacturers shot gram: 10 p. tt dance orchestra, EQO (428 3 m) Oakland Lsnal np price daring the war. but havt features: 530 p. wl, toys' program ; refused to shoot them down since. 8 p. m, "A Step onjhe Stairs" ft-- p The rata falls on the Juat and: the dla mystery drama jresented bj unjust alike, muses L. L. Bunnell KGO ; 10 p. m. dance orches- AID TO SLEEP "Th pillow's hard, the bed is cheap, I'm nervous and I .cannot sleep," said Christopher P. Crowder; "I'm feelinr like house afire, a slice of slumber I require, and so I'll take a powder. I know, the learned physician says, while talking wisely through his fez, the habit's quickly gotten of taking dope to gain a nap. and holdsthe pessimistic rotten. ButHhere-4- s nothing chap that thr effects-a- re that I dread like lying sleepless in a bed while weary hours are dragging; I count the minutes as they tick were yon-- tra.' players :rt ""8eT clotk-irulloff its trick, and my sad soul is sagging. KIJJ (405.8 m) Los. Angeles-Us- ual I'm not a weakling like the guys who yield to habits most! features; 6:30 p. ., eblldrea unwise, and when it's time for quitting, 111 shut down program ;. I p. U, studio program. promptly on thedope that sends me down the .slumber Kn (46T m) Los ABgelea Usual betteilJorfeiilJj features 8:30 p ml, matinee pry siopeTbufrnow thai dope I'm slumber's bliss this night,". I then remarked to Chris, f than gram; (at p. u4 vocal program; take" your sleeping powder ;i such habits grow on what 7 p. i. .UiJveruity vt Southem eCaU foriila program 8 p. m they're fed, and they will grow until you're dead, oh, ballads; 8 pm popular program; 1 more still and have you'll Christopher P. Crowder More VH. to take, when you decline to lie awake, the dosage still 10 p. m, dance orchestra ,'lvXX' (33T mJIIoUy woodUsual fan-tosoon be and a you'll trembling wreck,with increases; features ; 7 p. nC feature program ; in your knees and neck, your nerves all shotto pieces 8 p. bu courtesy program ; 9 p. And, soon you will not sleep at all, though bedded in a program ; 10 p m, feature princely stall, unless, the dope you've taken, enough to program; 11 p mM Cocounut Grove kill a normal man cut out this vain and deadly plan, let orchestra ; 12 midnight, Dpa Mean-emidnight frolic powders be forsaken l' He jeered and tittered when I KOW (491.5. m) PortlanilXugual closed,: for he could quit when so disposed, he was no C p. nt, din nert concert ; , features spineless rabbit; so he took dope night after night,, TaudeTllle m 8 program ; 19 p. habit.. cannot the shake who p, wretched he is a wight ? He once was' blithe and debonair, with whiskers made of m4 dance orchestra. Silent SeatUe KFOA m) (454.3 n goodly-manow and and he sprightly; shining hair ' I C shambles down the street, a dismal wreck on halting feet, night. an object most junsightly, The eontinous beating of waves IT DRIVES OUT WORMS against Its base has caused Cape . . ' 60 "' , xUi. iiV ..; .............. .'.,... Connar Rasmitton N. RHYMES rr yuan msoN . MEMBEKNEWSr-APE- wm $ pro vqB B' "ZZIZIII3IIIZZZZZZZZZZZIUZU1II1UI1SZI1II Rhode Island is the only state in Water U so clear in the fiord of . I , X a man or woman nurnuf tbe union win-rnil iuiu OUJCCIS has' to have worth of property half. in diameter can ho rtlHt.n 7 in order, to vote. seen at a depth of fifty' feet -- e L I ... V , |
