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Show -- txG3 ftefrS FEATURES , K fCRMSOrBUUSCBlPTIOS , ...... . ................... v j bt carrier. wi rfr. In advanee ..........,....-....- . Mt i .rJ .....i...S.P'J ; atmos--phere- ic , , - at, " tbi tcranfroi ns . ALL-BEA- , . . ft it anf ' jz veloped-popuja- taate!for r antomd-- i The star pupil rose, at the school entertainment to declaim his piece. "Iend mei yeur ease r! he, bawled "Ha H sneered the mother of the pupil whom he had defeated for jt jJd more, iio W honors, "(bat's Sarah. Jane Doran's I t ni.nii.l boy, all right. He wouldn't be bis vwpaba . ortEN misused: Quaker Oats has the Don't aay, fit. jnbjht M.weil Uiw 1 jo soma extent JacoltBteln agrees mother's son if he dion't want to flavor borrow something," ! , Say 'k Wight 8 well b Lf ?V, with these, experts. e That Is, be f see and aore more to; espects jeople denoting, the ainue persoijt ii Gather ve elances while to mav: .alsa to ha. npmloattvjji cose, Vt? wanting more and more things, However, be believes Industry s t Short skirts are growing shorter present .' gearing assures shorter And the man In the street is more ':ey." ,,,, f hlUse .' . OFTEN1 MISSl'ELIXD: nuthor- - working hours, too, and in bis judg Than an aged Pullman porter; ment the workers will continue to izaj.ao Bot. f .lr..Jh(ilJ , find, plenty of ways of lemploylng ; hypoia-Ueimrxmter, their spare moments profitably. So be not coy, bqt do your stuff, pretender, cheat,, ilisMiiuulator. a Up as a starter: , And here's - W.OHI) STUDYi i'se, V - word "It you're not attracting attention ' v in breakfast oats three. tiuiMj and It. Js:youra.','riJiet enough . ( THE; indifference their flavor. The fricc u Increase .our, vocabulary by mest-erlu- g Just hang a bell on your garter. biles, 'Their opinion was that wort- lug boars ara about as short now as working men themselves care to If they bad still have thelni-tta- t more time or their bands woold V drag. ' NGiism Pay Mm 11. tut - " , ft-4- . , e tWXIS , (d Quaker Oats T riud driiiV. a it '" FOB WORKING PEOPLE eou!J,f be prohibited. .The best of woskepf get oat of A flower is not as big as a tree, sorts when the liver fulls to. act. bnt then a flower never started out ,' feel "blue languid, They to be as big aa a tree. and discouraged and think they are gettng lazy. Neglect of these syacp- toms might result In a nick apell. therefore the sensible course is to ttke a aose or two or Heroine. e J ' aoc. 7, nr,7Drnr Bold by He4quist ' ' - A " l y - - . ' . flAVDRrJURp 5UMA(ICDFFEE CDNTCAfTMEATr sossasasisBai & 8UV.KTHE My friend bad injured me and itched for' revenge. Two months later my friend was found-l- a his office a shrieking madman thrash waste ing about in an enormous basket I bad Simply pot, his name on every mailing list in the country. ..,.? canT . i 4 ..em certain Utah man went away at the conclusion of an important case before the Judgment had been pronounced. ' A few hours later his lawyer wired him aa fol lowat. "Right has triumphed." The A well-know- n W. K. M. wired JWtckJ "Appeal - . - HILLS BROS COFFEE , . .. s a at : once.- SOHFEE.WAME Stores. tr' " V1 " MBY WILLIAMS , DUMB DORA KO. 69271C3 . A dumb, dumb girt i , la Sasle . ,. She thinks Is a Chinese' laundry. Mc-Ge- , s . Sing-Biog-- WELL VOO'LL VltVEf? Put waut? , apms f: ,- SPRINiSVILLE HIGH SCHOOL XQr Cook T- - DOwnI! i , tiLU HOW .TS j GOiHQr PQy( al. i; ' 1 i riki kAP AJt-T- u ll . nmtm FQLL Or PET qh 'qJ .'POCWCT -- COMMEliEOTEXiiM" . eMNftmTiA f eOa, AKio 1fnsi6,5V t , Here's what one it There will be a lot of doueh mix ed tip In thai pfopoeed four hundred million' dollar bakery merger. - . An.lnqulref Asked pS If, CoaneU Bluff Is sTfawyer. ;Rd it isn't It's " g city.; Pc ftt jrak Ktuunm. kttft tt 01926, Hills int. ( 'f'Jt el TO BE HELD 1UESDAY EVENING IiAirtit wrifi Vise is the nan, thinks Ilyrum Johnson, who, having nothing to r say; says tt. Provo school boy wrote In his examination paper : '"The bra s the bird that lays the cow Is aa animal ypn oveaktiittf,,-get milk 'from '.when the grocery store is closed. . . v,,fn, - heerd' Josh Perkins is in Cr ' bed with hay fever, ' Ed Yes, he caught in town, r dancing with a grass widder. Our Ciu'nty, thy V0 love Till" hit TLamfe - sake. ..We Iovefhe6. ' Who bow and reap the golderj irraini , t i , And makes, "Utah Our County .'f blossom as the rose. We love them? we need iherri our dusty millers five; ' That whistle and sing so fine tuhls. AS round and round the mill-he4nd JSrinding out the RbyaL Queen of the Harvest ' ' . Tip Top Lilly White," ' ' We love thee, Millers, Mills, flour and all. . fctAnd. we will I thee By , 1 - f el . i " i , J , ON THE AIR Enio Iil ; One 'T0H0RROW ' ' "s3v EPO U2&Sm) San Francisco. Us ual features; 4 p. m.. Palace hotel Daley,-Cnr-rie- , -- Nature baa endowed many a fel low with the ability to make a fool of himself without' exerting any comment ,- -- - One of the hardest things the girl of today has to do, says Robert Bryant Is to convince a man that he is the big cheese" after he has heard her talk over the phone to an other of bis species1. AetZ OUT. OUR WAY ' fw, - '. lialf-aick- - Earl J. Gl.idei former head of the the dlnlomns end Prfnotpnl B. E. onng nmlverslty 'Sbool Knwlsi'n wiU sward, Brigham efflctgncy of commerce, and at present general nwtluls.THe Tledletory address manager of re dlo station KSL, will; will bt given by Howard JIaycwk. Fullowina is a lixt of the aeulor deliver the rxmmencement address H) the (rtndu:Uina: olass of tbc pir.ihiates: G v. endolrti TuesUa y eve-fBftalni Mildred &)rlnptm high sing May 18, at 8 o'clock. In thei IloYfman. Clifford Van X,eitven,: Lo hij'h school auditorium, HOfordinjd niHii jJliilrblnK8rroTiaJd Peterson, to annonnccmcnt of E. M. Kaudsen,! Joliasui. Howard - Thorn. " Flits I.fi'Uo.nr.Jilorence Krands-en- . ... prlndpaL ' The presentation of diplomas will Barney Doiigull,,. Edith. Ornnrtatl, be by J. P. Bringhnrst, jrrho wlll;S.tr Uollcy Ina .Suinslon,,. members, oti Ashcrit ft, Mauwa'riu Wilford Issue to the forty-fou- r the graduating class their passports David Friel, Juilsa Rnlfe, Uonald Into the higher institutions of learni- AVtiiting, Xierqiee Fansett,. Priel ' ng.-'. NjeUii, Myron ChiIds, Adrt taw, The exercises will bo jointly for Mary Le ,Eoy, Florenee Sanford, . ' iUnnche ' Groesbeck the Senior- - and Junior high grad' Hales; Helen Gottfredson, i Hay uating classes. The . program' will open with a Stmi e, Howard Mnyeook., Bertrand vocal solo by "Mrs. ITush Peterson.! Harrison, Elwood "Jones,'; Mabel The invocation will be by A. T.J Averett, Howard CrandaU, Virginia Ruth .Smith. Ralrti Tew, Jr., following which. a rocalhvii it taker. elnet will be sung by Murray Roberts Noakcs,' Ralih Harnicr, Harold tnd Mrs. Hugh Fctersoif. Mr. Whiting, WentWl MendeuhaU, Alden Glade's talk will be followed by a Childs. Alton Packard, Russell Jen- Toeal eolo by Mr. Roberts. Mary walnwright and Rena Mr, Bringhnrst will then present Bird. UUk .wqiiM b Cooking them in smalt quantities permits absolute control and brings out all their delicate ijavbr.- The same with roasting coffee. Hills Bros Coffee is roasted by our patented process, pe'rmitting even temperature and cohstaht vehtiv lation. A purifying circulation of clean, fresh air during the roasting. Certainly Hills Bros, tasies better! Ask for. Hills Brosrby name and " look for the Arab; ,on the can." It's quite important Hills Bros. Coffee is perfectifyhe cup, bfew as described in "The of Art Entertaining," mailed , Jree on request Address ?HiUs Bros.; San Francisco. ,!V t Pamela (who bad been told to brush her teeth) "Mother, you al ways ask me to do .that, and It's my favorite thing I hate to do." mm t it You know how is with foods .. . ; 1U ; xjwau, ns -- ', Ail - t 1 ng - r 'if J.U ft I " M' not converted. If they would but observe, they would note that those who in the long run accomplished most are. those An able workman plays as intently - wjio know when to rest. as he labors. To whatever he does he gives the whole of himself, and he knows that he owes '.it to. his enterprise, or his employers, his stockholders, orJus. board, ol directors to keep himself fit by a. program of wisety oaiancecijecreation. The acme of praise fs supposed to be reached when we call a man a live wire. We imply thaj he is surcharged, dynamic and electrifying. But is it the ideal to go rushing forward Trnilincr snurks and cr&ck'mtr hlue lirrhtninff all the time? Great elemental forces plav vainlvhWi the ether till they are harnessed and directed. Radio was always there, but it did not serve us for commuaication till in any household we learned how to set little traps for it and set it free again. The leaders of men are those who are wells and reservoirs of energy, not merely detonating thunderbolts and fukniuatini brands. They know the wisdom of withdrawal, to deliberate in solitude and to come before" the world again with a plan that has been thought through to the finished product, latere sound ana fury serve no useful end and bring no .final gain. ' t Philadelphia Leader. y -4 : irl y n . . , epace-destroyi- - tot : ? o ALL-BKA- a. f- one wordea slay.,. Today's mostly is the same. . or :;, 1NSTJNCT I.VB ; actli Millions demand the Quaker bxaai w becaiiMt of its toasty, wonderful fl: vor. ;riBiptcd.by natural, Impulse, "AjiI- Fpr flavor is the important point n m:il mother instbactlvely protect , food. , lhi life of their young.2 ; helmust his 50 cannot in find surroundings, Some man a spent perfect' peace If yeart.wre learn to find it at the, core of his, own being.; Today we are in that famous Quaker flavor. forOnce ortaste it, you arc spoiled of. build- ydu environed; and often enmeshed,1 by such a complex dinary oats. time-savin- g and ings, machines, marvels, of milling, too, .retains much inventions as the race in the previous history of the world of Quaker the "bulk" of oats. And 'that -' be capsoul in us may never knew. Our danger is that the makes laxatives less often needed, tivated and suppressed by our own creatures. In what Mat- - protein, carbohydrates and vitaminej There may be safety In numbers are thus combined to make but not In a number of bills. thew Arnold called the rush and glare we must find room to. and "bulk" excellently balanced Quaker Oats an " frawpartmnpietrplaces, ". ration. SummerVwben we quit conipluus- , we .lost, sense of proportion and the right perspective that in 3 to S ing al)but the coaj, dialer's scales - Get QuicPQuaker (cooks : We cannot live bv shocks and thrills alone. $io engine can minutes) or Quaker Oats tpday at and start Kicking at the Ice man. go at top speed and be driven to the maximum .of its power your poccr. See haw much finer tomorrow's breakfast will be than today's. an tne time ana siiu retain us vujuc-y- . rirst or ine month must wear i , rubber heels. It slliw up on ira be jpreaching of the gospel of relsfxatidn, .there are yet many. " social heathen who never listened to th? admonition and are fore we know it. The Quiet Places ht nM t j Uarfw Control , J , ............... -- trought i i v ;coa-ditio- thit m ; . s ; , ; Radio broadcasting has more than static and conditions to contend with, The squeaks and howls associated with radio are not confined to mechanical alone. LTal processes; dealing whhv station ante ferencfi, wavelength allotment and broadcasting regulations , v; are seriously baridicapping broadcasting; ; ; At present, more than' 500 applications for broadcast licenses'are listed on aepartmentof commecceooks,-Man- y staapplicants have already, spent thousands of dollars for One tion and studio equipment and must remain silent. a waveprominent broadcaster was so bold as to "pirate" in radio tied believed up $50,000 that he because length , air. of use the broadcast equipment justified ' The department of commerce has discontinued assignunder the conditions which ing new wavelengthfr-becaus- e there not only are no more to forced is operate broadcasting interfwavelengths but there are"1 too many stations, creating erence and in many cases making reception impossible. What broadcasting needs now is a method allowing hunthe dreds, or even thousands, of stations to broadcast same time without interfering with one another. However, Until such equipments process is possible, regulation by the """government Is the onty" meanrcf TOTrtroJrTTjrT principal methods, for reguCongress Isr debating-tw- o lation. One would put the power of broadcast control in the hands of a commission composed of seVeral men. The other would give all of the power to one man,, who, at the present V time, would be Hoover. With all of broadcasting's difficulties and complications, . several men having power of regulation: could, easily, make matter worse by addins legal problems, red tape and personal the opinions to the situation. One man, who understands can do more to bring harmony among the broad- situation, ' casters. It is a job requiring. unity of controL Congress ' should let one man run it. ;; ;. CAT. .. io-po- tMlwtrit i.iimrMt k lull in Utah eSantt. Der year, la sdysnes DeUrercd br mall In United 8tatc, outside Utah county, per year, tn tdvaaea ,1 CHARLES P. 8TEWABI penrLaEeiit ffelief WABHtNOTOX We'w eomla U fira-fla- y avorklna week according t f3onstiiadion taiea KaEofrga ALL3RiN 1 UNPROFITABLE "i to Concraaaman Meyer JacobateU of toll In health ana anteed to relieve the raoat cbrenie A good safety raaor, one'gnaraB Forsake tha thinira Aa nht ftav Mst nil tVi aconoralat.. and iB.firtieWMy. N happiness ,but - eonatlpation if eaten regularly. to, bring tee r to the eves so tees rans away7TA lor a whileTwri specialist oa tattariad 3aDOr-re- i: teed thst aa hot water will be nocessary suing courses full of zuilfc'he mav imDose oil trustful latlonshlpa. "I was ahran in ahartng. Inquire George Leven srfon or late Mr I Wckj and still conceal. hiS Labor won't hara lo aqoeeaa thla at Btore. Hu Sine luinc iUlkwe i Hf ye Eat Kenofrrt Al the facts are known and then he's doomed to. walk alone.' ween out oi capital oy jnaia ItHAN i KT wrk. 1 Mlwti I Cron ana TTU.1V Utw 1S poamim. I bot Hia presence good-m- en will notck-4ht-have--histtenoUv, Janiliitela mtt Shw-tesuaa J tooktruf too. Made trr Kellora ia paand. and i tougl wotld,'and Anson Ejdkics' sixed up as a crook, and they remark, "He is a wight who be loccetiti, capital thought of It , Mul fcld Hatch aaya it bint probable, that lactSga. - j. x. Jsor, Z--t Bt Umk. H. ktlb'Cmlt, ilimnft hi HftAfVlintr Vintiaa xr cr nm4 motr in4 4rvm im Ana. Served ia ail by all grocer any radio announcer really is as . Dont let eonstipatioa sap torn? mUara&ta. 9 ; downy bed, or .for the pumpernicjcel bread. He is man T genial as be sounds. .... andermiae your atrength. , health, woo sensa pap ana 'Bwews ,us ( pedigree w up among the FreaideBt William Creea of the V' . It can cause ovet forty serious ail-- . I monarchs of 'it class, whereas, ods codfish and alas, it America Fedpradoa of Labor re Officer 4hallw4 take him into menU I Blotchy skia, akk heedi to In a I ferred Sitna . thli are Bitter does not rank among the first, ,lt'a only fit for. wiener- aobea. nerrouanesa, anemia ;v Ci i i . . . A a TT ' i l tw wade aom- e- timq - ago. thijt nndaftakert ;so or to tb bat afewoltnesyniptoctf. cewaxel 1JU AfX-LKwursi.. ne is a man. wno iooks arouna untu a wiaow lone "tapeecB 'U. atprer drag is. found, a widow with a little roll, raotigh.tr warehaea Mannfactorera, he asserted are find. .Jiictint (raising hl head) : "Tike rict IlH?3y, ,t8 KFT 467m) Los Anrelek' TTsnal nai features: j:30 p. h.,. children's ma w ine arng store uxat, you aarn gpub and eoal, and keep a roof above ber,healjintil tHi uii4lf$ecesSff tbeif output to avoid iuraln out' : 5 :30 p. m., dance orchestra teaturea programr 8 p. in., program by Banta coroner finds her dead. Then he goes, smiling , to. her far In excess of the whole f and popular entertaloera. T p. ol. Monica IJoaa'ub. i ,door and cheats her of her little store, and one whtoTI tmti good world's seeds, - KXX '1337m) HoRywbod. .' ns 8 ;.' orchestra. usual p. dance grand a tnck so low can't' journey with as het cannot It struck me at th Uxae that rtbU ., banje ssasle. , program. I p. te., lsssfcal features:, 8:15. p. ta bring our indorsement keep, or uie our, woodsheds: when hp'i ': niatftoreehado yohr opera sbortet forking Floyd ivte,.-.oi- i 10 p. m., popular pro- -' 9 p. U., ffeatare program, 14 p. tn,, program. et a te shoo dtm him from our sacrjecl Jiaunts,', be may it sleep, we day or week ,ad t asked some of Ut without paj ing gram. 11 p. nt, hPI midnight frolic. Cocpaaat. Grovs orchestra. U p. Si., wed our maiden aunts." How far is he frQmJeace ana the.. experts ki the United States KHJ (406.2m) Loa Angeles, ts- - KNX 'Hollywood KlghtT bliss who's earned a punk xenowri like this! .The pepple Chamber of Commerce and. the Naashamed failure my act urera Association Bfi shun him, poor and rich as though hetladsth6 jDeae or tional , Haauf . ' , ii keep abreast of modern science. . itch. A fame like this .is quickly won,' but wearjy weary al.nf If Umk was fUM JmJ Tike the electric liirhL for Instance. Tbei down, and inake"" T: years will run before a gent can Eve Idea (he alack wtl) be I haven't the least Idea bow it an bad they town. new friendships in the This Iiie , is but a. bleak .,..'-.- ,. ;; taken fip gradually as the working works,. affair if one's avoided everywhere aod trickery . Sweet 'Young yic class taste grows for conveniences Things "Why, it' and fraud,. abuse of friendship forra,wad, make one id and. luxuries; only the rick nave en very simple. Tou press a button drear aloofness.starid, an outcast in a friendly lahd.. and the lgbt comes on. joyed &Itfierto7J'ke tha already-d- e ajnfuttrjckliut rt ; OFFICE I manTiaorosper unniiar itiimwwi BaubHdkd aa a weekly is 1856; aa a dully In 1922. rnAMMUMV Herald kuUdlu. 60 ttouth Tint W atrm. PruTo, JUh. wry evening. Itpllvfrw lij turner in Laka Tlsw, Vineyard. Orem, Pro li'H' h, and I'leasaut iw. All whatever nature r ahould" le iuBdrat wiee, TelepUoae 85. ntered at sseoud clan siatter at tUe potfafflcs to frovo, Utah. IV.'i'S SICKLY CUD GOULDUT EAT' IB! i i r .,..... ......(,,. . .... 'r"''" ....,...... fMlTered b carrier, per month Capital Slid to , Favor Working) Weple if Five Dam : RHYMES iii ifliVi MEMBER NEWSPAPER ENTERPRISE ASSOCIATION MBMBEB WNITED PUESS ASSOCIATION Pi. WASHINGTON NEWS J zli Independent Neicspapef u. Hornibr V RIPPLING TliE EVENINtl HEfiAMi ESlTOaiAiS TH-OL- J -- PRESS COMMENT wm. li THE EVENKG HERALD. FRIDAY MAY 14, 1926. TWO, aasaaBBBBBBBBBasM ! concert . orchestra. States , restaurant p. .m., orchestra. 8 ,p. 6;30, re., Fairmont hotel daace orchestra. TJsual KOO 3GX2mi Oakland. feature ; 4, p, el,' St. Francis hotel concert orchestra. 8 :10 p. m., must cal program. 10 p. m., St. Francis ! v HEnOL ARE. MADE-M- OT BORKl. jr,.!:: flour special Saturday, sack ; Utah County Flour ' Two sacks Utah County Flour . ; . Free Delivery . 48-l- W 48-l- b. XJXJL ijti. -- - : . .... ' ?.'- - t- - KLX, night (308m) Silent t 44- -41 ( ?R : i . i .; j V w iU J ; , ., , . L . if) flRT Ifa hotel dance orchestra. Oakland South - 4Ui West . ( may 15th; " 1 tfl I i U. " b. ir,'."'., r i i . reoB 34 m |