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Show THE EVENING HERALD, TIItTlSDAY, 'APRIL 23, 1925. - PRESS COMMENT I ; - - - lSllli -- . rhymes r ) . ; BSOCUTKUf tEMBEK tnEWSPiPBB ENTKHPBWH MEMBEB t'MTED PRESI A880C1AT1OM BRANCHING a P501 s..-- . .i. - '"'. - T . V- . - '( - -- " -- ; . ;. . . l , li . . OUT For years I ran a peanut stand bard by the 'pubUc square; I took in coin hand over hand, I prospered greatly there. Had J been satisfied with, this, a triumph quite complete, my days might now be days of bliss, well spent EUUlabd wekb In 18M; a dally is J&2Z PnbUjW Ja tl in Easy street But every morning used to bring strange Urmld building, 00 8outa First West street, Ptoto, XJUh, ferj ereBUf, rrft Hdtnnlay, and fiBBdar ora4Bg. Deli?r4 ty crrl In Ptoto, dreams that would. not down; I hoped to be a Peanut King, Lake lUew, Vineyard, Orem, Provo Bnclat4 Pleaaaat View.. All coni- with standsjall over town. I hoped to corner all the trade,' or wi.awvw nature idoqio v miae at one., atepuuM vo, piainta monopolize-suc' Katered a teoood clau nutter at tbe poateffle U wares; and join the glittering parade cf nm, CUa. - staff-fed millionaires. The village banker said, A wreck to youTT make ''BualneiTDrflMirtlepnoDe .. orerythtng, if" you go" 'branching outrbjT .107 UdltorUl Boomt, ,Tflepljee Heck, to be a Peanut King. You have a talent truly grand TEBM8 OF 6UBSCEIPT10N for commerce, cent by cent, and you can run one peanut . . ...40i stand as well as any gent But heSvho'd run stands Delivered by earner, pet moath .............HBO the score must .be a judge of men, or he'll be bunkoed by ,LellTered by carrier, per year, in idvaace of .'...f&BO liellTered by Mall in Utah county, per year, In idyance ore? be stung again, again. You'll have to hire all kjnds DeUvered by mail in United State, outaida Utah county, per year, to of skates to run your divers booths; can you tell moral ..... heavyweights from slick and. sinful youths? Nay, nay, All adrertiainf copy lor thf current lsaat moat b U Bot later titaa you are an easy mark, you cannot judge arightfyou cannot , U o'cbtrk, a, m. tell the sinner dark from conscientious wight Be satisfied, then, with the trade I knowwnow-enjoyt-a handCode Untform Urged some fortune, have when made relative an you'll much discussion ancient been r has there weeks you're In recent boy." My wife, my sister and my aunts,' all begged toe to fo the wisdom of enacting a uniform, traffic code for adoption cool down, and not establish forty plants throughout 'the of states Union. the forty-eigall the as law by town... Ambition though, with shining jace, had "busy in conference This discussion was the outcome of the marked me for her own, and I establishd through, the I over by and street on safety, presided highway Washington nice stands of wood and stone.. And all I got was place been Secretary of Commerce Hoover, the conference having care that made me walk the floor, and wring my carking X-' r bulled at his instigation. V and teeth van-ous my hair, and howl and weep and roar. gnash i At this conference wuormcodejpas drawn up by men The I were lemons all, yea pikers fierce were picked submiwas which ft lifter in unison, committees acting thev forced business to the wall, and I am broke they; about my was indorsed by to the conference as a whole. It tted ' s of the 1000 delegates from all sections of the today. And every day disaster brings to dreamers unafraid, who would be kraut or peanut kings, when built for who attended the conference. d Lcountry trade. result the was of code traffic regulations ..... The suggested" 'of expert 'study and was prepared after' careful preparation T j with tle intention of submitting it to the states for adoption, Oven Dinner Will Be certifi-tate- s and it pre'vidr? for urtifprm motor vehicle registration Featured By Cooking of title, uniform operators and chauffeurs' licenses and in Demonstra ; uniform regulations for the operation of motor vehicles on (Expert hiuhway s. The code (ixea the minimum age limit for licensed tion Tomorrow drivers at 16. Speed limits are fixed at 15 miles an hour, in a In .'districts. residential twcntv in at iueina "This i a liv.M tifi. m miles an hour. rural districts the. limit is et at thirty-fiv- e particulars these regula. Orulutui' to and every tunc u Kill It will be noted that look .her best a diinicd lhe li'itirt.a're ajreadv embodied hi many of the laws in force in fever blister appears. all on of the states all. not Few but agree m(ihtfth?- states, of them, and it is this divergence that the conference was its suirsreeled uniform code."My wooden leg palued me last ntcht, dear." Jn any discussion regarding the value of a uniform code.it ivtV" must le remembered that the conference had no power to bind "Why, how could thu WI& to tflactnwrit-tftaOfle- . TTj'nf'trfg'comnionw-wHlthV ' Ii ned by St. The report and its resultant suggesting of regu- -' with it in direction. iations ars.liowevtfr,- valuable as a step the right No one who takes time to give any thought to the quePopular Fiction. stion will combat the principle that uiiiformJLegfslation cover'lAnd if every one V tlie-- c of ntn't fresh I want you to IjiIuj; ing traffic regulations 13 necessary in these' days automobile tiavtl oer the highways of the country. buck." ' ' In - f Many exampes c an be cited of the unfortunate Situations' find themselves. tourists often y 'which She buf a want . I!V It was brought out at the conference that a motorist who pounds weighed go that wlien she dkluileu violated to York New made-on a banana skin she subsided very trip from Washingtonjp. C. laws on his northward trip by adhering strictly gently into a crate of eRKs. The m twenty-fou- r Wb H. Horslbrook., N. Oimntr Kamaaon V NEWS ..........PwblUker u h: , a unw ...h ..i.i;-.-..-.,ii.v.i.-- i , -- ht 1 " t three-fourth- . . one-stan- The OFFICE CAT I : riistrii-t-An- d -- - - minriprr-tn-climinate'-i- . . , vvn en YanK.ee Uoodle r ' I. u tv, nistrlet of Columbia traffic code. On the ney, by following the New York code, he found , return tour lite that he had a , v What News? h the narer is full of Wills. "A will of your own," He wisely said, r "Is what you need, If you'd get ahead.1' Wrmt'a the news' print, and the hemllines call alluringly. Beneath each item on the local significance-p- f gladness, shame, or 'page is deep personal anxiety. Who can know the ceaseless life of the city; the continuous chance of psychic states which make up the Jife of the multitude who is fit to know it 7 Ana pecause no one is fit we have the endless natter of events, the accidents and crimes of life," the view which hospital record and police regis "' ... ter give. Nothing Then what is the news? , What's happened has happened save what is happening, and what is happening no one sees; the great happenings are without" observation. over 4ike a blown By the time it breaks in events, it is all " ' ' r' S''-'blossom. ,;';: The news is that tendencies are. developing which in trine shall become driving forces, that minorities are forming which in time shall rule the world, that thoughts are which in a few years shall be the gommqnplace bf the streets, that old stabilities are coming back because the,peo- iuvv pie nave discovered me uctcjjuuu wjiiwwiwtno, yny Nature are out of control of the captains and mighty men but still functions and will fulfill her nd,- .That Is, the nevys. ; Jn the personal life everything that ever was new becames'.new once more, and is often several times renewed in. the course of a single life's experience. In the social life more things are new, but the seed ol society and tne sap oi society are very ' eld, and determine the jrature of the tree." ; There is, great news, but it is not printed. . The Young Saplelgh laiiKlicd. "You know what's wliut, But my aunt's will Helped me a lot" y- Miss Ann Teak "Don't yon think I look more youthful with my huir bobbedf Mr. Hardfaz "You sure do. One more clip and and you'll be in your second childhood." Over Sunday rroinfiient i .Just are: people di'fid for the week-cnii- i Winnipeg, (Can.) Telesram. JvtV Skwl' i i MISS BOIES ' : "American Styles for American Men.'" That 7 Not all Americans are Glorious Apollos the isn't intended as a patriotic appeals It's' an appeal Olympic Games notwitfotanclini;. But any to the common-sens- e Vnatt American who the of American-ha- s a better chance of looking his .... 'wants to gej. the rnost "good-looks- ," the most best if his clothes arc made tothe American Idea ' ciothes and in doilar. style fit,' return for his and in the American Manner with the athletic storekeeper scame out to assist her to arise from bU crate of t hen frtlt. "Oh, I do hope t have not broken uniform code in all the vioiaied fourteen laws. Under-. been would have thia impossible. fntp them-- " she cried, The lesson in "this is that, had there been "a uniform code "Not at all, madam," said, the in force, the motorist would have been enabled to travel witn storekeeper, "they're only polite in force in out fear of, violating any laws by obeying those bent a little." , , his own state. . - American clothes, styled in America r - cross-countr- - he wears to town . eytr-in-t-reasi-ng tomes ' " Is it not a wonderful help Mrs. Housewife, to receive" auggea tions for changes something a little different in the preparation of food for the family? .The many Provo women who regularly attend-MisLula Boyea' weekly .cooking' lectures and demonstrations, agree that Mi&s Boyes. whoiias a wonder fully )lcasing and thorough know! edge of her subjects, la "helping them materially in solving this most imiKirtant of household problems. Tomorrow (Friday)" afternoon, from 2 :ttK to 4 :0O o clock. Miss Boyes win nieet her friends ln( the Utah Power & Light Company's store. On this occasion she will demon.., strate the preparation of an oven' cooked dinner, featuring' nutrltloiig and appetizing combination of; meats and vegetables. A cordial best-dress- ed 'And ibf two r cisons. First, he has the physique to set off the clothes.- Second, the clothes are styled by American designers who know and 'understand the American physique. ' till (one-hors- We're proud of the fact that Kuppenheimer Good Clothes are made exclusively in American Styles created by premier American Designers. There isn't anything finer that can be said about clothes. KM'jggeelieimeir Goodl Clotlies -- The Schwab Clothing Company . INC "The BSuie of KtittfenheMer Good Clothed i TOMORROW T hlnl KPO. 42S.3 meters. San Francisco. THE ROSE FOB PROVOV features.: u:.W p.. m concert' Onlooker Surely, Mosvou don't! By" b. n. bower. 8 p. m., stream? e popular program pnbllc-- exnect to catch fish in . Mose--Nsah, I don't expect to. witn dunce music. K(30. 3(11.2 meters, Oakland. woman I 6i If yonr,home lofwould be pretty. t'se Just showing ' riant a Bose ; ; p. in., dinupr enncprt --Silent nlnht tie no to turn haa time wringer. him talked About, it's about as cheap Many of the young men who are KfJC, 39! meters. 'Ontland, Usunl If for fragrauce you are looking, . F? CIIAUI I S P. STEWART a proceeding as it's easy to think of. going to"Ie married thfs spring know . riant a Kose; .. features: 8 p. m. studio program M:A Servce Writer.That Kxplairw It. about' it already."'- .' . Vould you have your table. tastyL T. m.. qanw mslc BYom the Pilgrims came the Blue .WAMUNOT()X rlndn? a guard) Plant a Bose j ' W7 meters, Ijos Angeles tN unknown soldiers gave at ' Law's, "MI, i The folk- who used to sit and I'suhI features: 6:30 p. m., popular Nothing shines with such -a 'splendor well put a worst of all our ills: lins Your luck conld Arliiisrtt'U After . lunch on the tonvb ought to have I The As the Bose. called 'em rilgrwns program : T p. m... dance music: 8 a Tutfoi La.)'-iriati. th( previously frwment tour-U- i. guess they goods! 'dragged least he ' but things ' 'cause af Tocital : $ p. m; atudie- p. of UiIuk on "It. known better; iTfnfiiHiiii-out or nia burning store they were rV t they did generafly ireren't all were such grim pills. imi h'ti-- ; on tlic slul' whk'ii irtoterc progr'm : fl V if They wense the thatII u t. ,..,.!.,. t :'. lit n. m.. .ballad hour. J hjit.i. ,r..i..lil, it Than the Bose; k K TT.L. ififi merer.. "Anee'e Boaes couie in every color, of u.Mnan.-t- . chara-ie1U.. li,.-jfhelr tnste was bad, that they were Hurry slowly, s Chicago womap uuu i ehifuccii fLa.uwss of I'mipI a umcrbid .6:,'a pm., uiaiwn Bich In red and pure in whiteness,-Pi- nk ruaiiing from- - eops was hit by a iiic of certain obw on-pcoriei ... Uic j brought up properly,.?. t ;; eurolled on the Evenins neral.'' dreu's nrocrani ; 8 p. .in., studio proll their inii and golden,' Palinoru yellow, The publicity crowd deliberately list of pioneers, 'lie claims to li gran).. o.'ii-lKates If they knew where ;'Every shade and" every colon .'.v. j 1 t at 'em. : (art out to capitalise the unknown the first lo eat one of his wife's . KNX. 8S7 meters. Hollywood. Making life so much the sweeter." tKiT People will Bteal anything. 1'siml features ; 7. 8, 9 p: m.. cour-tes- v . . Hat it hns'it't put a stop to the their own benefit' pies. your nife some;, with them Louis man stole a ukulele. ' 10 a. m.. .program I, program: . 1 ,' hiti'u of fho.'ds of petty celebrities greet her, S Memories: "Don't IH'ch Here."J of ImixIhk bout from Ilollvwood Los Angeles man ,was arrested 'fof bniui!ss-to- f . Plant a Bostf. leaving Avlin , inakf Do yu w where little I shooting to "Free Lunch." Stop. Look and .Legion .stndiiun : 11 p. m., Coeonnnt at his landlord. MMUb.n the tomb purely for pur-- .' J San of the Dog." j Grove orchestra. tbe Listen." 'Tieware Xclf of ndvrtHement ' rM I ' Sunibiv school teacher of herU-lass- . KKO.V,, 454 a meters SttTft CARD OF TiiANKS. " . TOREIGNEKS COMPLAIN tnfne-hVsnal" answer A soft rsscaLt one a.wny little features; 6 p. m ; children's i"1vs'm," replied ' . t All iiuUviiluul If llii K, i: OK IMMIGRATION LW , . emish to extend otfr heart felt tin' title of whnt'A tot wiith but lth little effu't tipon nn vvMnfi 7 n m., studio nmcrnin: the loke in a ii.irSt of ieal refer- l;is aluminum si'eomrn. iH.httta decs, nut yon can t in r m.. Rttiuio progrant 1 10 P. m; thanks to our many .friends who . - ''f:v'v uere so very kind to us dnrt-- ir .GENEVA. April 29. (JJP) Th T'ir"n nip ie , r - ;s;irls ain't allowed sin- -' . ilh f.jruisl ocv.i.su'iis. hud us the illness and, death of our wife nation which ,4s. hardest, hit by the -.- . You enh' build a rrent ncHip'TH'r V cere tribute, it's also a perfectly Tnlted States .restricted, Immlgra- if the armattress comes can the for your towfl by brrovii, your lioiiig In business Is a- - position, and mother. ' Alexander--F. D. and Hon lt law today raised the question Sr., behmd? Family. proper ceremony. -- ' 'spring , ; la a Job. itnt.keeping-ijr-neighbors. y .'"But. when the whole (dea Is to get Publicity Seekers ja photograph of some movie star or l potltfelan or other Capitalize Hero For Om BenefttlTll !SL?rJX' " - - UN THE AIR the trim slenderizing lines, the 6nug hips and erect contour typically American. shoulders The Yankee Doodle Dandy' that George Cohan man in the world. sang about is the ., Ray Asbworth thinks if we saw invitation is extended to Provi ourselves as others .see us we might houft'wives to be present 'y, , refuse to believe our own eyes. '' Shopkeeper tto new loy) : "Don't hang about wasting time cow you've finished sweeping the shop. Von can be catching, flies an' shoviii:; them into pur new pa tent fly trap, 9 that it will be ready to put in the window. t . ;r wssm o my-old- ... ' of Immigration before the League principal Italian delegate to the lot Nations' preliminary economic preliminary meeting, demanded that conference which convened here yes- - a commission be created to consid--, er the means of permitting unre- Iterday. Albert De StefanI, former Itnl- - strkted movement of people and' lan minister of finance and the materials between nations. I . . - . - ! . - " m.-or- san : 1 eauine-pia-ff- ' rni 1 ii'iJi - Pruvo--watit-t- ... l. . 1 w fnll ac-'f- -- - - -- r-- " v - n .ft 9 t.1 , Tliey-hftd . HH.... " l . S.?:S::-W,v,!- J , , j v r. W " . -- i AN-utb- . a' -- n- be-f- ' 'i ' ... . A vNk T- RlN.TIN.TlN.teJTHE , - ' " v MCrlTJJCAarnr.Pktin I K 1" '.A' |