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Show V THE EVENING HERALD. MONDAY, APRIL 12, 1926. tAUSTWOL t - 1BP2T MAIL RIPPLING J flEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT THE EVENING HERALD WALT MASON -O- HY-MESHh . ....Publisher ..CtJ Sdlto Establiihed aa a weekly In 1856; ai a daily. In 22.r Publi&Ved to the Herald building. 60 South Kirrt Went street, rrovo, I'tah, erery evening, except Saturday, and Sunday JuoroJiig. IHjUvered by carrier in Provo, Lak View, Vineyard, Oram, Provo Ural), and Pteasunt Views AU commade at nce. Telephone 9& plaints of whatever nature should Entered j pecond class matter at the postofflca la Prove. Utah, t : 9f Business Office Telephone .'. W Editorial Rooms, Telephone tt TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION Delivered, by carrier, per mouth ...M.BI Delivered by carrier, per year, lu advance $3.51 Delivered by kail in Utah county, per year, in advance tteilvered by mall In t'ulted totcp, outside Utah county, per year, It. ... . v. " advance i ,......... All advertising copy far the current issue must be . U o'clock, a. m. Settlennt la nut Jater thai. - . Bluff - That the "talk about settlement of the various war debts owed by-thdifferent European nations to the United States "of many political experts, and is largely bluff, is - even of legislators. Concerning the recent funding confer'"" ences, a political writer says: talkers the really thinfc To listen to it, one would suppose ' of its money at least deal, will a United States good the get 'back Jt is safe to say that mighty few of them think any tfie-opinio- such thing. . Confidentially they'admit it. Publicly it isn t political good form to let the cat out of the bag. Once in a very, very and long time, however, by some accident, the cat. escapes, . out. find we then something That's what happened the other day, during a senate discussion of the Italian debt settlement plan. Senator Copeland, who isn't much of a politician and ronsetjuently is always making some remark that a good politician ought not to make, revealed the fact that, in his opinion, precious little of what Italy owes America ever will be repaid, settlement or no settlement. That Copeland harbored this idea surprised nobody, but his candid expression. of it did so much so that, before they could stop themselves several other senators blurted out the infornTation"thrttheyjthfmgrt the same Copeland favors giving, the easiest possible terms to America's war debtors, partly because he is sorry for the debtors, partly because he considers that, if we get anything at all, we will have done well. :, American states"One of the fond hopes of present-da- y men,", he said, "is that the settlements we have made with foreign nations are to be carried out to the letter. Some may believe this. I don't."; To the average man, who doesn't understand the ramifications of national affairs, the jdea of the United States giving away billions of dollars and getting nothing except ingratitude and abuse at the hands of the debtors, In return, does hot appeal. He visions what his country and its might accomplish if these resources were kept at home. But perhaps it's the way of high statesmanship. The aver age man has nothing to do with it except to pay the price. , ed " . thin.'ia"" !. v . citi-Ee- ' I I mi ii CAT ns ""; r I PATTERNS way,-fewe- QUALITY. , LAYINQ AND SERYJCE Is Yours When You Buy . Linoleum Froin Us - 4 tongue. , been deprived of property without A wagon has a tongue but no due process law. They've been mouth, thlmhlcrigged out of patent or copyAn umbrella has ribs but no 1 '1 right. Interests. Departmental trunk. have been unfair to them. r A tree has a trunk but no ribs. Oil, there are plenty of ways of A clock has hands but no arms. belli)? rtm over and trampled .on by The sea has arms but no bands. OFTEN MISt'SED: the WORDS government, or its factotums, Don't nay "t do not know if we can but when it comes to getting any Did you ever notice, asks E. S. . . , cm K. go. any wijoiuer f lntnri,. Wvp Sabey, that the 1m ugh of a henpeckA . woman should make a good O F T, E N MISl'HOXOrXl.'Sn: I sustained, you r up against an aw ed man Is a cackle? member of Congress. She Is always J MR 's a as both la Pronounce Asphalt.'. ful proM,ltloii. J bills Into the bouse. 1 Introducing first Accent not at," and Of course all tills i assuming No man ever got nervous prostra syllable. ' (bat the kicker is comparatively When a girl starts out to get a tion pushing his business; you get In Washington. OFTEX MISSPELLED: Acquit .. 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The thinking we "have done ought to issue in a deed ; the rest should be the renewal of our energy to go forth to active life and fruitful effort again. Philadelphia Ledger. ! - tnaitne . B I it-i- s Sanctuaries "v ft HANK AND HECK. Helen of Troy was always well When two autos cornel together, piling up iu ghastly goWned; all ber new clothes came - . hard to figure whether it was due to Hank or from Fans. .. wreck, Heck. Heck was in the speeding flivver," Hank was in the limouslner-an- d One squeeze finishes a' lemon " they tote" the welkin quiver, using language striped with green. "I," says Hank, "was driving gays an editor. But Ilarvey Maag slowly, making fourteen versts or less, when you came with guys there's more sweetness In a speed unholy, causing all this beastly mess. In vxf driv- peach Uan one squeeze will bring OUt ing I am watchful, all the traffic rules' I heed, 1 despise those sapheads botchful who are friends for futile speed." What a joy Methuselah mast have V says iiecK, "was slowly going, watching all my a and been to the agents wildQ's,.when you came, spasms throwing, doubtless full of bootleg booze. If all drivers were as careful as I am, 'Tell what your husband said to when using gas, fewer men would have their hair full of you," demanded the court cheap tin and broken glass. .Fewer corpses Would be lying "Oh," I can't," said the witness. r up and down the right of crowners .'would le "It Isn't fit for . decent person to " . sighing for a chance to, hit the hay. Crazy skates like you hear." "All right," said the Judge, "Just come swinging down the road, no? look ahead, and the villean over here and whisper It to lage choirsi are singing mournful dirges for the dead. Seldom do J travel faster than the slowest hearse in view,. and me." I'd never meet disaster, but for bonehead goops like you.'l Some people want their brains to Hot their language'grew and hotter as they argued to and last a long time so they don't use Heck till made the totter a with well other directed fro, " ' ' them much. blow. Then they scrapped through dell and dingle, in the shadow of the pine, giving swats designed to tingle up and Isn't TfaisgOddT down each others spine." Both were going like blue blazes," A match has a head but no face. said the man who saw the wreck, "and their blows and bit- A watch has a face but no head. ter phases do not change the truth a speck. Both seemed A rooster., has a comb but no hair. men devoid of reason, reckless as a winter gale, and they A rabbit has hair but no comb. A river has a mouth but no both should spend a season in our cozy county jaiL" v v WASHINGTON Folk who "want their rights" are the curse of Washington, The town's full of them, trying to get.thluits out of the government money generally that they think they have legitimately When ihe.pQGt wrote the often-quote- d line which tells us coming to them. . groves were Mod s tirst temples, ne aicmot intend They clutter up the departments. to provide an athlete with an apt quotation to serve as an They persecute senators and repreexcuse for not attending'church. The offices and ceremonies sentatives. They, try to sec the president. They nag tile life half of formal religion are compatible, and not in conflict, with an out of anybody and everybody they intense delight in open spaces and a healthy appetite for the can get to listen to theln. . ,' wilderness country. . Umnitiguted pests, that's what Any man who has confining employment knows moments they are. when his mind plays truant to his task, when instead of the The worst of it is that a lot of decimal places, the account books, the dictated letters, the those unfortunates lmve real grievconferences and board meetings, his fancy takes a long flight ances. It isn't Ininciirition on iheir to the marshes where ducks are be hunted, the streams part. They've suffered actual Inbridle-patwhere fish-awai- t h the angler, the for a swift can- justice. "Official promises they've had ter, the mountain whose ascent is an invigorating exercise made to them have been brokeu. crowned with a far vista, the sea where a voyage spells re-- taxation and.day-dreamin- g Theyau'i.geitlitiriiiyiXor. public in a' stearnerchaif ; rT ; . Services tliey've- - performed. They've Each man has in . 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