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Show TIIE EVENING HEItALD, TUUKSDAy, FELnUASY, 25, v Horror fiyr UEVS FEATURES ' PRESS COMMENT f RIPPLING THE EVENING HERALD -- An Independent Newspaper. fnr EL Eorntbrook K. fiunii&r Basmusoa - (iii'il m a Publisher ' iiw.Cty Editor 1 d&ll la 192Z PUQUUM Ml r 1SS: South Pint WMt Street ProVO, CUD, mrai evening to Prove. ttcevtturday, end Sunday morning. Delivered by carrier View. AU com teh View, Vineyard. Ores. Provo Bench, and Pleaaant blaitfa of whatever aature should be mad at - once. Telephone W V Altered at second rlon matter at the posUfflee In Ptoyo, Utah. tvtol.IUWl UmM a nurirlv In bntlHtn . RO MUiM UTXlCe Xeiepuone : editorial Booms, Telephone yf , ............ rrmu , , " fur Ki'RKfRIPTlON RHYMES - I0: , - - WALT HIASON 1 " TltE CAT. ' " ' TIGHTWAD Jasper Jangle walked alone, every time he went abroad, for the fact was widely known that the dollar was his god; he was never known to spend seven cents to aid - friend rhenould neither give nor Jend, he was married to hia wad. People do not like the gent who has kopecks on the brain who can only spare a cent with, excruciating pain; who is deaf to wail and sigh when the hungry ' teeter by, who can scorn the widow's cry, treat the orphan with disdain. ":Nof fine cares to walk beside anyone with miser soul,, who with cords of steel is tied to his ever--. ptowIpot rool; fo old Jasper liad to wend up the brae and doon the bend without comrade, ' without friend, who would comtori or condole. But upon a fateful day we ' were with him as he walked, and our hearts were blithe md gay, as we tittered, as we talked; at his heels a when he slept and we : mndred stept and we. woke Jiim bshed him when he wept and we chortled when he' alked. For the fact was bruited round that old Jasper lad been stung, that his weak spot had been found by with oily tounge ; falling for the gins, and snares he had bought a hundred shares in a farm for grizzly bears; sorely were his withers wrung. When a kind man Strikes-- a snag all the neighbors sympathize, and we carry him a full and custard-pies- ; ohr .hinv :bag ' words of cheer and a. stein of kickless beer and we wipe way ffie tear he ia shedding with his eyes. But the mean ' man is a jest when he suffers a reverse, when .from out his treasure chest some file faker fills a purse ; and we laugh to hear Tiis groans for the lost lamented bones and in loud triumphant tones all his misdeeds we rehearse. ' ' : NEWSPAPER ENTERPRISE ASSOCIATION UMBB UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION ilJiBEB 4 - ; , Delivered by carrier, per year, in advance Delivered by Mail In t'Uh county, per year, In advance . . , . ti Delivered b maU In Lilted States, outside - Utah county, pel year, advanea All ederUtoi copy for the current leeua must be la tot later that " -- J U o'clock, tuta.- - ,w,.,4w.......fiiii; ,..........."' Divorce Evil 7 r" arranging to install a microphone In his courtroom to broadcast the testimony in the divorce so cases that are heard before him. This, he believes, will A western judge ia ; . suits wiU be firing, irf the divorce court that fewer divorce ' the It sounds well enough. But this jurist is making a divorce when does else same mistake that, nearly everyone He tackles the problem at the, wrong is under discussion: ' 1 end tlon for children, who see that their pa rent a possess such cardsand grow to believe that they should have one one will any longer act on impulseTM moYecLby .setfishness tact. It with their citizenship. 'or jealousy, give way to anger, philander or lose acts Sweden hai local option sndjuany means,4 in short, that when .everyone in the country shall have districts are now completely dry. we like a a cultured, intelligent, kindly, person, The prohibitionists hope to galu no. more divorce. ground S tbourmghtb . . :,veeSetao . . Thens are a thousand causes for divorce. But almost ground through this local option, all of them have their origins in things that should. bedis- - and ultimately to carry ihe country romihlm the nreacher was called in. which, like America, has Its greatest Unfortunately, however, no matter how many "horrible wet strength In the cities. in examples" are spread broadcast, by radio or otherwise a Prohibition by law prevails and the government claims ' great many people are'gding to continue to be petty and Finland so divorces to be making progress against Illiand blind and well, just plain dumb; ' cit traffic. In Denmark the drink ' I will continue for quite a time. , is governed by local op ' question The way' out lies in intellectual and spiritual standards tion.: , . hfnr Ulfish, ' and capacities of the ordinary" man and woman;" There is "I f f won't settle a thing." ' . - . ' ' - "c, Road Manners . - - . Smoot PulU One Over On Couzem, Michigan Senator world knows, isn't aMtIrlendly to speech mil king, except JMs own. and probaWy- - hewas very wpU pleased that Couzens hnd been euchred out of. hia chance to indulge iu some. . - Seuatur, Ileed of Missouri ft've him a chance to rub it in. Bced's a stickler for the upper house rules, which don't permit one senator to a1 " .3 r bey ind hi Mrry parted and tome aprt pi atuiuar it raugenent should be tuad to alien ate Mi from, nlshlit&nujbite. itronytulng but nwst-anothpr-T- The Bockeftllet IVundntiw hw tiinounod that ' the sletxpiug jkl ness can ue cord. Dweller' ; la ipartment houses 'where aaxuphoue playing il to. vogoe diiicovid that king ago." ; r . - - Mik-- j -V. L .- Washlngtoa reports a rfme ware, ia In '. Bessiao: "Why dd kll the ischeaet to make rich to thirty days com in letters bearing a one and, m half eent atampt? wonders C. R. Bray. - you 5 , When It rabis it pours and when it drouths it parches., ., t Uverihis wffesmami a - -- iraac. MeaVBr. Ton sat opposite me ' , V f. reetv ear . la the crowded And your eyea. that met miht Werr filled with Anuestloa And an imitation.- - ' i Tour eyes seemed to propouni " ab JHievuaDia . proUAemi Oh, I could not avoid your eyea-- l ' Asking, expecting, demanding ! ' ' So I rose and approached And. said, "Mr. riggs, I'll te fp ; Monday to aettkt hp that' accoont'' Swithern gallantfledgedhhbve t. Many a J 'i- .' fl FiaTan ' 1.Kiiusi H -- . ii. d gentleman today remembers how he wooed and won at the great balls hv the Maxwell House :7 " of Nashville. It was famous through - tnfaMllrofw you;" - u- -- ; "go yoi accepted the young pos tal elerkr , , j : We .'ad ; "How could I help- - it! dreiwed are rapidly, thca ,ereloped me in his arhas, ktamped a. k)s bk my llpa, nd sealed it with, hug!" gray-haire- out aU Dixie for Ite wonderful foodand above all for its special blend of fine coffees. Toda this same blend, tr r L -- with the same flavor, wonderfully rich and mellow, is used mall parts of the ""How 'maa"rbu.eii8""wbivm2y;'be . Berf "Crane '&tlptk "aa"a-tle- r ii'dwd from his anHvyr. d ' Ijttle as one, who can xemeaiber when a biter, when Dawes offered" io'ict .ihady past Was a .handicap intteeM " of lterBture. .i.iii go ahead again, if Jjt'd -- ' ;rr'1- - Cpuldnt a bunch of giraffe, put oa a not necking party?, ..' S the most diplomatic . language. Sciindullzcd at the boldness with which Couzens was breaking them, he made the point of o.-that the latter mut quit It-('; ( Dawes joyfully agreed and- - told "The poorer some folk geitbe Couzens to subside immediately. ." . prouder they. oecoiaetiG;; i t .'- - if- -- -- . A fool we--haii- d means bringing . 'For eliminating the divorce evil simply no about such a revolution in our ways characteristics that . .... . '"-- Moot 6f its ix o teSK--a pteacfciitg we bare no time to do any pracUc- - country It has pleased more people than any other coffee ever offered r11-- - for u ' , sale r Ncvct say anything about a com "In the contemptuous mood. J'm say you are a typical American. ( ; By. CHARLES P. RTPWAItT.-- 1 I in You have a car of some kind and call yourself a. good piut,-1 couldn't do it,.''1(he petitory snaps Dr. t Nelson, that you ' NBA Service Writer. driver.. ' Yea are as good as. anybody and not disposed to l rejoined...' and thnf was the liiHt wouldn't be wlillng.to'put-ln-writNf man as bl; WmF uut of bint in tiint numbtf impudence. A free man in a tske.nybody's MU liI James as. Cogens Senator " itJow observe freedom as it functions jt highway, Ik'l'ated Murder tte evidence likes being spdiiRed, parllcU' " The car ahead is going about as fast as you wish to go, gan in public. THE WESTinowVaciftc Coaft v RpaBed fresh ' gshowed that Jhe' inan; was nlulnly larly but don't enjoy being behind. You speed up to pass n ana True, it was parliamentary, not dead several bottrs before he was . '. f Hon Rlnw Anvem strain to flrive it vour dllst. Amencmlafgexseuwghighgrade coffee killed. N'e'w Yofkr'Exchange.' r a physical,' spanking. . DAILY LESSONS to and a wish "are go going as fast as you Again you IN ENGLISH Falb-t- l"Loo here, ffiy tlear; 1 It U lH'tsun with a speech car behind toots tor gangway, iou speea up nui j dont 'jnlnd yoiifrf sitting rirp' late wanted ta inuke in the 'Senate - particular reason, but just to thwart the other lellow. Gordon BirW.L, with ftat youn man ot yours.but rattled hx and a case of stuff fell It's lucky for some people that . The number, of British aircraft You are on a main highway and a car,.darts in from In favor of continued income tai 1 do 'objec t to his faking mrmorn- - over the tall gate vai crashed to their ancestors came over on the1 hours flown per fatal accident had ptWicity. averted. 'Fool".. you ' a side road. A'collision i3 narrowly WORDS OFTEN JMsriEIvl. "the .ground. , r Senator Smoot of t'tah Wanted vupura wnen im goes. Mayflower. ; There rwere no Immi- increased 92 per cent to 1925 over Don't say "this candy mutter.for pui41ju- jug, K puddle formed acd the ant took gration restrictions then; income tax publicity, abollwhed. 1924, It was reported in the House ' We are' ' wasteful peopte." You are on a side road and dart into the main highway, A man's supposed to have a brain, of .Commons, London. Smoot was in- a "hurry, too. He I." Kay "you and me," using ope sip. MISPRONOUNCED-OFTEN To know enough that when' lt was anxious, for a rote,, without Then" he seized, the dead horse by men 40 catch a f narrowly missing speeding car,, "Fool"ypu mutter. to or ; three alid twelve to; curn hfm" loose': the taff and ffiometfr-em- ire No officer being in sight, you make" a left turn where waiting for any of Couzens'' Orftlo'fy". PresevlptittBPFOBouw ou; "7 ratnsr"rf" " ' .: To seek the shelter of hia home, feig boy,, we're going home I" left turns are forbidden. You feel adventurous. Five miri-- v Somehow or otner, as a result oi "per." OFTEN MISSPELLED Encotir The punkext words e'er Writ to ink. the. Florida beaches you, will utea later another adventurer attempts the same thing and some parliamentary Couzens didn't get onto until aging. Not age. fiiid "ananj.- .beSutlfuI ' breaiers- -; Are these here three 'I didn't that see could home if I I asked her you infernal idiot," you too late, a vote grazes your innocent fender. "Why SYNONYMS Skill, dexterity, blond and dark, i 80 carry, a big 7. think.' actually was forc T then a heart . bit My skipped "cry. ed before he'd had a chance to ex adroitness cleverness, skiljfu'ncti!, old Dogsbody just come "That's re' maid "Why certanly, sir," the You attempt to pass a car even though another is com- press hiinftelf, and Income tax pub- proficiency, knock, faculty, mas.' , y ' " out of the telephone box he's turn piled ' full You think you can make it. You do. The licity was knocked out, leaving his tery. ;. ", ing speed. ;"AIodesty, rage and , rouge have Til send you a t picture of It" ed" ninety!: two." AVORD STUDY "tse ca you are passing, slows down; the one coming head-o- n a word the same effect on ' a woman's jgpeech seething inside him. "Lord How old was he when he ' times it. and three is on slides locked wheels. Thus two cautious drivers save yours.'' Iet t cheeks," comments John weivt In?" Acel ,; because 1 says Dahlquist just a fool from his folly, Your heart skips four beats, but you Couzens is a plain, blunt man, us increase our vocabulary- .by ' ' ' a man runs a dairy, is no sign he ' ' aud the way he voiced bis dissatis- mastering one word ench day; ToBora 8tuff.' , www ti tirntvt glow with pride f rom your achievement. la a butter and egg man. Gas Makes People faction left nothing to the i word: tell a a to ant about ToBtComfoTtabU day's DISCRIMINATE, They story tiny You resent the fact of traffic officers; you honk imnote thedifference between, . "We who gnsed longingly, hut helplessly, One takt off ynar patiently in a traffic jam; you keep a little more than half The waiter was exceedingly slow Nervous and Restless must discriminate between tight and at the body of a dead horse. . : . tiff collar. The of the road and curse the car that graves you; you break Vice President Dnwes; as all the wrous." Gas pressure in the abdomen oihar Put ea a then a bootlcggert truck and the guest began to get annoyJust, Va the speed limit if their isn't a SDeed cod in sicht: vnn vrnwW Heusen, ed. "Look here, waiter, he said at causes. a restless, nervous feeling Na strcit-aabout women drivers; you drive with loose brakes; park- OUT OUR WAY prevents, sleep. Adlerlka Te BY WILLIAMS last,' "bring me a. coffee, and while and harp points no you're away, don't forget to drop moves gas 'In TEN' minutes Hnd ing regulations irritate you; a summons seems, an invasion wrinklee. Smanaeea. B I'M'ltiff rtmxi. . . . , . r wf 9l line occasionally just to let brtiRs out .surprising' amounts of s. " "' " 7'l ' as rree a ' "' " ; comfort, econotty. your rights citizen; vvtuu vt-t.ujjfmjjyP me know how you're getting on." old waste matter you never thought VhuJMaaa thalarir "t-Freedom 'is. a "wonderful thinir. It makes men self: rom :. .v'.-i:-!i was in your system. This excellent reliant, T:-,- "-l anderillmannered. ",1OT GOSH MAA 1 QtT iMro THiS COAT : Friend With a Intestinal, evacuant Is wonderful for -A ror allied , atomach Do 'you know you bore constipation ) v0u R6 MOf GOVMCr 15 ALL TFi" ; trouble. Don't waste r time With e-rme? ? mome. school ; fpom ). Rp WETS AND DRYS L Cockserew.'i Well, you'll have to pills or tablets but get REAL NORTHERN ","You , MaxweuHouse Coffee - f free-ountr- y. on-th- for ..-- plant - aui-.kh- , Uouz-en- s , . - 1 - - - I !i'. vv, - -- -- crlm-"ffli- " ::v; . bokus-poku- s r - , . - . . . -- ; 1 lll r- ,! 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Admit I've' gotten you out of many Stores. a tight" place1 action Adv. -- ttaM.BMA Hedqulst Drug I - .... - - '; , TOR ' By MINQTT SAUNDERS the guise of wine, although the gov(United Press Staff Corresnondent) ernment claims to be making head" "fi 'LONDPN.IV-- ; way against .the illicit traffic." fwhich for euntrtei For several years Sweden has year have ,'been (festlldg, with the prohibition been under the Bratt aystem of '.pisoblojBi, ate preparing or further This is a modification '.developments,! this year and both of the old Gothenburg system' and tlje wtii. and drys are fallying the dry clement, which once wel'their 'forces 'for the x comed it, flow looks upon, It with and disfavor because It does ilot go far jae cofiflcfentto ofthermaking gains, -- r fove$tf struggle will enough- ,t, interest to all countries coneern- Under the Bratt system the re- w!ii'tlrt'pr)WWHon5lfsue. tuil sale of alcohol drink is sub-t ;A general elecelon is scheduled In to many restrictions," and Is I Xprway this year to rule definitely in nandg . of finA,taI ciuilailiia ..... .. nf th nnla nf . . mi. the nrohibltlnn " wuiru uiunl pny a certain percent- e TnePr-;agKI!.1!? ""I ? of their profits to the' state. ?lnta' BiMtion element Is s'ronr and claims a certain majority in Parlia' drunkards, paupers and criminals, ffcent, but the wets have been con- is permitted to use an order book a which vigorous ducting campaign, through which he or she can pur found much support la the chase each month a limited flas quantity - ' press,"- ;of drink. This Is the card '"i The present Norwegian law has ' system. 7"-- - - treated more difficulties, in enforce--en- t Temperance societies disllkethi than the YoWad Act -isystem because of the possibilities America, It permits the sale of for fraud. ' Card may easily be ex,kine and beet containing not more changed, or bought by drinkers 4iwn. twenty-onealcohol; from those who do not care" to use percent pjd radoahia f ystom dlstlUed them. Also" the drys claim that the r system is htcwrongr kind of cduca-- i ... ... . r- l. . ' if . I ' jted "i - t' , j the rich ,- , No longer will 1 i . fT - f -r- -T : - . -s i ; - , 7 , is man only enjoy this wholesome "food ..bo rich ht natural iodine and rare flavor. , It now costs only 25c. per lb. can at. all grocers. ' Make it into chiefcett of sea" salaoTwith lettuce or celerynd rnayon nase- - .Or .rnake Chicken A la King by flaking genuine White Star Tuna into hot cream gravy served on hot buttered toast or patties. Buy it by the dozen." -- z- n A .'' ' tf - . i ..... : 1 " - - a, v'kv.yHT-v'';- ' w ' "'s ' rut |