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Show rACK TWO ' THE EVENING HEILAID, MONDAY, FEEEUAKV 22, 1926. ' NEWSFEATU J T ES 5, A TTJ-prvTlZ- PRESS COMMENT R1PPUNG THE EVENING HER AD :g : MEMBER NTSr'ArER'ENTEBPRISg ASSOCIATION' , .AEMBE I'NITEU HiBSS A8SDC3ATION iTIIE ALMANACS i JJUOXEDITORIAI 1 WASHINGTON NEWS ft WALT MASON F?.RHYMES" In Independent Newspaper , pie aenteace. The first of theee Is "AwtUstchitrBurried." The. OFFICE Men tave tVir biggest' rows about business; womea have their biggest MW about men. CAT ara people mho either ran Men 00 Escape Ohio Mine Blast" aue good thine about There's In the almanacs fire printed iokes assrood as anv aaay wlia r no away from womea. rheumatism and triplets ; one no :Wm. H. IlorniUrook . minted, arid I used to read them daily, laughing loudly, aniiles Shadrach Jonea., longer, fear for the worst . Gunnaf Basmu'soi) laughing gayly ; there the humor flowed and twinkled: but baveo't-yoyour Onr Ow a Definitions; Flnlshins Iro.: "Why rubnskea ja the i - "as, me jokcb were spnnKiea in Deiween some areary sec- tM dwd a a weektv Id mm: as ft daily v entas l tionsngiying West street, rwytatveverit rt directionaiiow to locate fierce li.ina! wMinSB Touch, a. friend borrow graveand grim ygur last r4i!4 not tudy Abe doHar. diseases and a thousand kindred wheezes. "If you find except Saturday, anl Buuu.iy morning. iieuverea Dy earner m rruTu went AU oat. com 3(flii and rieasaBTVlew. Lake View, Vineyard, Orern. Provo Bench, your eardrum itches, if your side has painful stitches, it UTof.: "Why didn't yoa turn TelphODg J5 plalnta fwhatever aspire should b made t one. dencrtes.TwithouVa question, that ie 4ndifire- s- Xhers or and nd hint home?"': , Utah. in Dostoffiee Provo, j Entered at second its matter at the y TftO CEE1T BEEOES " laa &wth-Eiri- -- - -- ffl Editorial 'Pvb'PIWB -- TRoomCTea-pbou- some ill : that should -- be" righted. Every symptom-indicate- ruby .r,-- - ....., : - '."'""; . : Judged Oklfthom-j4Klgecently4flict- ' ' . -- ed -- d .that-eaclt boy-recei- jiaudd-tmeliannm ve it ia imiikf.lv that thfisfr bovs aeain will indulge in petty DAILY LESSONS f thefts or other misdemeanors, because, they have received a IN ENGLIS1 vivid reminder of what may be in. store for them u they - transgress again. Wordar in tWs instance, probably . woulda By Wi L. Gordon 1 effective as the proverbial, water on have been about-a- s probably thrashing duck's back. But a good ' ' impressed them permanently. . ; . WOHDS OrTE.V MISirsKI) : or to as kina diMus8ion - Koon Don't say "ltllanpthlng like us the Kob Viiirb lately 1 I1VJ. V l LIU ftSV boys. :lne beanllful aarthe other oiip.'' 8ny ..ovr.nf KeBt umtpA tn rhiMrenarticulany Ik not ueurly so beautiful" -- older generation will rmemberyividly the result of petty "it1 'ms Tatsnro.xofMt'Ein and the to. application the woodshed, a trip transgressions Ifdinnnce. Aeeeut the laay 'sylluble, ous not but degree in Injur real, byj imteaii- of firnt no oniuunil done. of corporal punishment r -- enaretiv ih fnthpr. All this has been done away . - . OKTE.ST SllSSPEIXEU i advosuasion is Note the dy and the it. isrwhjOoral with, i'n these progressive Noise, sound, cated for wayward children, ana som weu mmuiK fw mur-- d roil r.- -- - intimate that whipping ihddisJKime-thingUke- a even goso far as to ' ed - run . . A -- tf - Uisen-tery- - r 4tr WORD STlcr; "Use a word boys, Especially, frequently to behave uke three tlnios and It Is yours." liet xoected nnt be rim sii,mtifl tip j if us liicnHe"Tir-wn1rtjrrywis- their elders, ft would be a strange and colorless world,c terlng one word each day. Today's ahmi d thus conduct tnemseives. Ana in Kivui8 and Mtie sacred : wilcmtiity. . "She- pression to their vitalTty o,A?Tna . ftnii An finmethincr that reauires, not a wanted tobe' aloueln the s wrl'.ly . drastic punishment, perhapsr but ;something more, forcible of her. own room." among than a lecture, Whether the general crime wave punish-i. youth is or is not a result of doing away- with corporal at SAYS murVi rlismssfd. but aDoearances, least, TOM crime; But-Children-, . ; - r W juM . - SMS Indlatharihe"a6Ti in his betterment. punishing youth has not resulted What everybody seems to save ftp for' a rainy day is pessimism,. I George Washington He had won the war at Yorktown; but two full years the dilatory Con"passed before peace was finally made by event of the en. dramatic gress. In the meantime, theimost offer direct the than less was nothing It tire war occurred. incident is to Washington of a Kingdom bjr the army. .The he was known as Colonel Nicola's proposal from the fact thatcause of The main the writer of the letter to Washington. the proposal was the unpopularity of the "vil government overthrow it and place 'with tholdieTsry-esk$d:- A form of government. a of head stronger Washington at the which refused of Congress, of read we ingratitude as Today, which consideratwn that them and yield to pay the soldiers, wrath But while with hot hearts grow they of the soldiers he was tta great 7hieftain was ori the Bide ever He so stjing hirrt coun deeply hurt at their' offer. , Nothingand the hoped his in reply, rebuked them severely which had been made to try might never know-,o- f the xrffer tempted and overcame not tempted.': He was nim gave only pain to Washington. Napoleonv Cromwell, Caesar, Sherwood Farms. Charles Soul, by The American Things , collide be wwse. long time before It's a tacatlon. Enjoying your work' Is more fun than enjoying lis profits. A street car on time saves clue cuss words. By CHARLES P..STEWART , , ZZ ,EA- Service Writer. : - uc-e- ' it WASIHNGTON'-Som- e the Republics n are kicking alnint Sen W. Norris of 'ii tor George " '" - " ' immniUy n Eefmblican, he jumps ALLSALTLAKE .. HOMES ist TIItTllD aef -- 1 ' ;r-.'- i' ,1,.t:Mr:0'Gfly;V. - s cross-wor- d l B .flhertd ' X'r. Wo-lail- n nSd-'you- ' j- ut'.tft ' t ' - . w ... I See ; r -- hs,r. as ed States so dry they are almost dusty as the Paeific Ocean, fhtTllU rp.--TB.T-'Amer- WE ALL DO. It's a national habit. Newspapers open and close the day. They ere a vital part of our daily existence; Take them from us and the wheels rear-visio- A Wilmington1 (N. C.) baby of two months named itutb can walk program; 8 p. m.. Wesalready, but. tou can't believe these son orchestra ; 9 p. m., IiOiii.sj Kins ' Instrumental nroud fathers. trio; 10 p. - m Pack' ard Ballad Hour. ; Frances took short skirts wearing . On gome . r of progress stop. v . It "KicrrHiM MA BED ! I r-- .- )- - HOtsitiT MA 1 , V - f - . - -- , Read the advertisements. Every- day.; Buried in AiUypemaybe-- a bargain that was born for you especially. Know before you go to buy, justwhat yoU want and what you will have to pay for it.' t - . rEerryifreet buy by-tpapers" is the twjirof 1 see by the , papers.'? You consult a time-tabl- e t osee what train to to" see what train to " TpapersYou consult a buy. he A cau-d!dat- .FEEf ISH CIIU.rKt - Be took no steps toward getting hi name on the ballots, out in Nebraska.;- Some of his ; friendst at-tended to itL howeverJn ,spit. of ,him. l involved some little ex- pi'nse, whiA they bore "They can't draft me" exclaimed . "."I'm Norris," when .bo heard d. I'm going to get out. "grfrwiTl-olef iwlitlcs and hare .a good Jtlme.". ,' So he drew a cnecftvta reimburse hjs Bttpporters who had put up Ciildren i.jfferitig from infestinnl (Toss res'ie'i and un hi fiTiiu" There ar other syinp t '.s jm'e If tottn4.vft we dan; r'ngs under ,i .mv t:j breath audtakuis no i;iprest lr a Is it almost play, certainty that worms are eating away its vitality. The surest remedy for worms ts White's Cream' Vermifuge. ; It I.: postive destruction .to the worms but h'itmh6a to the child Triiv &1A atidthen he dictated ISolta by Bedaulst Drifg Co.: Stores. time-table- worms ni . thr-ftillr- irsflaer advertisements are buying of-It- . ilfney fur hi a u. letter W liis secretary, .Miss r ? - . Ma- - r:r. i -r r xr-T W " ' iflV se They tell you7 what, tell you1 who; and show you where. Pilots of the family purse. . Straight to his father he did flee ";Now, this isn't fair to Norris." 'Tin sorry dad I chopped It down. ; Iir the first place, he always was His father answered with a frown, " . bYasn; "To tell the truth and not a lie, fSecondly, he didn't want to be Is worth more trees than I eould In 1924: Politicians ofK'ii tiny." soy tbey don't, when hcy do, but -ABEfc-CLteGG ' Norris-meail. Sixth Grade, Mauser School He announml, in dvRnceof the election, that, he .wasn't a " penditures. of 192-- " mer-chandi- lu'timate that he wouldn't .lie so GEORGK iVASHINGTO-brush if he had to go to, the voters pretty soon and wanted administra- George Washington, brave and bold Old each day as he was told. tion support. ut necessities. Shelter.--Househo- ld The newspapers bring you this vital news of The advertising columns of this paper areaX business guide-boo- k to guide both footsteps and ex- WMOvAJ -- SuOOikj beacons to light your wdy to wise expenditure. i MOTHERS' GEX- iV, . 1 . I i . i .ui-- r- "w-f- oj f CsRfMi; n i s.sm t & ,i'x'z l,, j ;:;" iii.iii . , - persoimLIconcernsjfou and your daily needs. Food. Clothing." i'Sot "Jos . current.eents.As.a.niatter.of fact, it is eveninore -- HOnjLT We must have the news! And news about merchandise ranks with news about mJWILLlAMS - f lie cTioppedlht? . . "SMintor,'1 replied Miss Talbert, "Ifm oo tired to get it out to- 'ght." - "What !!Lcrled JlorriS. whodldn't beileve It. "Xou don't look that THe 7ft by the Paper i lUss-O'allw- rt- Jkeirrj ...'.'. '.' g iL dany'-----'-r- -- TOMORRnW 1 VUT-JWlUYAY- ti;j Ucpuliifcnu reservation .aM bP time. And he says the meanest .."I'm not too tired to write an Hiius alKiut other Republicans. i acceptance,' said Miss Talbert, "but at the last I nr too tired to transcribe the let- Norris was election. Ile basiearly a fulHerm Her I have here Ifrmy notes."- -r -- o -- TncTeBre".imrt!r-of-the---Unk- "Please get this letter out to told "Bj tomorrow it will be too late to nndr what these misguided individual have- -- - vt v chances, And it's known for a fact That some men' grew "humped-TIIERE 18 NO GREATER ADVER- Most everything is better by being ... . , backed TISIN'O MEDIUM IN' UTAH used exeept friends and credit.. In taking such-- ' long .downward COUNTY THAX THE EVENING glanjces. . HERALD CLASSIFIED COLUMNS SELL TUB CLASSIFIED WA5 FOR QUICKEST AND .MOST After the flapper has learned the SATISFACTORY RESULTS . 1 . vocabulary she begins to form slm belle, Talbert, telling tbem he posi' tlvely deeUued to run. jiigh-'-he- , Washington and Lincoln, the brave- B1PB know. Fouglit:and died like two great Ttie main fbaft ef the Ciereland fir, Western Coal ?oaifiany' mine at" , j heroes. Powhatan, d., was wrecked, one man was lillled )nd twenty-twwere In600 men in the mine escaped unhurt a eoal dust expiosiooH-b- ut by jured the of first Washington, president - . - because ' rock dusst litd been apduklcd od the floor and walls. Photo . our land, lWt complain. Every time the Fought for our freedom without a shows the'wrecJced.miqe tlille at the top of the shaft' fdiwp blf.ata tt loseff'aT" mouthful of "faltering hand. , . . He will always be' iabwn as the gru. Redondo Beach', ' El Segundd and V first great-ma- n Mar Vista, Calofornta; Durango, ' Most Iiomea are ao Utile tiwd Abe we will praise. tlm whenever Colorado; Daytona, "Florida ; Park nowndaye that they are almost at we can. -. -new. Ridge, Illinois Melrose, .Newbury, grnxl -' HAVE-ELECTRIand Harvard, Massachusetts; CITY port Lincoln is another we can not for- Wyuadotte, Michigan;' Wellsvflle, ... Their Domeatie Status. and Wyoming, Ohio; Bill for divorce baa been duly fHed, He- - freed the- - poor- - slave and did. Pennsylvania ;" Park I'lacejTexasi bin Bui hau'i, bwu ttmitvd yeti -Mcirrisvllle, Vermont; wlnrton" and She wauls the custody of the child, We will always lore aim and ieU I l HM Cove, riedmont, Gassaway and .' an we know radio the Aui M tiHenville, West Vlrgirfia.--ir For hi life ia a monument where-eve- r NEW-YOI-iKiIn 21 towns evuri home Is eniiin- " Feb.,-2- 2. UP " we go. : If lix were not Tor this, jjiodern Park Ridge, Illinois, posseses the ped with a gaa range for cooking. MAX BOW.V. , Untieing' a lot of ouiNyonng people Maeser School, Sixth Crade."-- - uniiiie distinction of lieing thexnly California clu tins six of these town. would never Bet any exercise, town in 'the United Slates that has West Virginia 6, and the remaining stationary Juundry tubs ' In every towns, are located in-- Florida, Illi-- . MnCO'Gav: John, with my make ' . CEORGE WASHINGTON nols, Indiana, Minnesota, Ohio and one of its homes. ' up on I could j)nss.jnystlf pffja8 J -- FEBItT'AKT 23 " rt Pennsylvania, z: Thlgwnsflhnounnd-iuihercpo.."M When Washington was a little boy KPO. J'lR.I Afi'tara Run IVmiMw, ymir daughter. of of the President Sherman, Mary little boy. was be and wtthltoff, . I kiihI f,;,.f7.r. CRORSrVCTTIIErDELiWAKE National of Womeufa sharp new hatchet cut t wnua P uiysen ou as Wittrhls orchestra ; 2 :30 p. m., niutiuoe ; 3 :30' Clubs, on the progrt'ss of the T) acrwn night was dark and stormy, . m., riiliioe .orchestra ; 5:75 p, m., yoursji)a, survey being, The air was full of sleet Ilia father' cherry tree. children's hour Kioeknj (iuW p. conducted by that orguuiiitlon Washington and hts army There is no man so lonesome as When which will appear in the March is- Crossed the Delaware in their bTare orchestra! T : m, Seiger his father cut "Who said, widower." "travel a 8 sue of the Woman's Home Companjk in., oreliesiraj talk; 8 feet down this tree?" " ' ion. p: duhTlO p. In., This tree thaH loved so, ' I'nlace. dance orchestra. . Woman is the only In CI cities and towns every home Washington's army was hungry and He did not say as soma boys might K(i(), Wl Meters, f )rk'4iidIV animal thatcontiijnes to be .plentif- m i A not keWf t lighted by- - eiee4ri4tyy-Mrf- tSber-maweaKr-"- "' iuil featiiXl3-Mjr!ftaBdul." """ refiorted. Salt Lake City is But they shot the Hessians out of orchestra: 5:30 p. iu.. "As a the largest tatyjn the country hav- the street. Bjithe bravely said, "I did 'i iiiiikctti,-- ' irfiul.se LiflffdlFj 6 Employer : Tou say yon l cannot tell a lie," ere dead .and'many were ,lTany " 6 Urokaw orchestra :53 ; mn did p. r.i., last place three years! Why p. And his father pressed him to his its homes. ' dying, fl - - - vinHn.rwitul; p. ni, travel you leave? heart he - following tlf ies-n- nd towns Many were moaning" and many markets,' 8i AppUcaut": - I was pardoned, , - Because he never told a tie. " ' reiHtttcd that 100 per cent of their were sighing. - ' 'ni : ' ' p. m., Tanialpais hli;h ;- .. .WENDA LENIIART, ... Tare equipped with stationary - , homes w CLEON CHRISTENSEN, .-.ninsii-iftns6:30 p. jn.nuc- Mother: "You were very wrong ' Sixth Grade, Maeser School kitchen sinks and running water: - Sixth Grade, Maeser School I dlsoltejroe. mi have, junshed (! l.f. vii ''ulleuiuiis. Kiou to linpresa It on yonf mind. , Biin. " "X(ri mo ifnn mt- oon'(? p'. Ifclers, V.ikl'.md . V " " MM, j ii . .. ml .i UlWf ' of in., iicws. to the position tnken in regard Meters, Hollywood KNX. my mind? niuiheii' I'suiiJ i. unrest hour: 2:"i) p. m., p'o.T-i.t7:15 p "Who gave you 'the black eye, - ; m heallli tail;: ft. P p. jd , pro- Bliss" gram's: 10 p. ui. Went "Xobodr save It to me. I had to ' KIUj 405.2 Jleiws, Lt Anuelr ' fight foj. it." Usual features! 12 m .K:brn 2:30 p. nr.. n.:tltt! bridge; Seme baonle have so much con- 3 :.'!0 p. m French lesou ; p. m ndenee in themselves they will call children's hour; 7:80 p. m., "Madl- - a dictionarV a liar. ' aim Sliliinrn Harriett " II AT ltluw.r ' aST" 7 rjel'sted M&avnft school 1' tory," Prof. Walter Slyvesiter ; teacher should carry as standard ' n m., program. mirror. equipment a KFl, J67 Meters, tos Aupcles 5:30 p. m., tenor and pluiiitit : 7 e. Once a shapely young lady named mat Senator Norris Is Too Brash For-- -; Standpatters A- " - t ' FWrniaryla the afaoTtest- nrotitli ta ' the year. But we celebrate two holiday, so I hear.? x Never blow on cold asbea. wiah t receive favor, If glrnw favors to other. ' EntLuiiiuRm U the steam that raiw- - 4b dough ia- - b4UBtn A misfortune which teachea a man to think beeomea a blesxiug. ' -- It la too bbi, ttit I nowllnc cannot be achleeved by howL-lnc- . I was with ailmehtsfreighted. "Are black specks before you floating? They're. a warning, they're denoting you have ills which are not quitters, till yoii purchase Beeswax Bitters. Do you stutter whenvou're walking? "Are advancevr.T;... hair and whiskers falling? You require an over-- your AH adtcrttotog iebpy' 'for hrumnCif' miwt teJBJfrtJfrjgi. Poison tKre'youf systIittws r take three kegs ' ' haulingv 11 o'clock, a. m. T 'vlX , of Beeswax Bitters. .Are you always feelmg rocky, does ? your stomach act up 'balky when you've eatenpie or fritCl :1 Wise :.ir-M'A : salutary Andin ters? Soak yourself ;in.J3eesj An punishment upon a jokelets pleased and charmed me, all the rest of hxalarmed thw Hava nf child indulgence, unusual band of boys arraigned before him on charges of numerous me, for it taught me that I staggered under ills that made me haggard. W hat we need to keep us smaling Issan therepetty thefts. He did not send thenrto a reformatory, almanac life. in start beguiling that cuts out the iymptoms patter, a withjwhich.to thera stigma by inflicting upon 'is full a or lecture, a reading matter of a sort that cheers and pleases with pf warning Neither did he dismiss them and oi diseases. the. of arranged lads, nothing saying in the called he parents Instead, that Delivered Delivered by carrier, jier yenr, In advnnee . .$3.& Mall lu Utah coum.v. p.T year, hi advance PtHxeredby i A k mull in l i.iiml Ktiitea. outside Utah county, per year, ti f4.fr . ... - rou've-chron- joiar the 1 BeesiraittersFI flank, igrw'eyaTidLmit444Jrould tmtejMMmaz. ing pictures of a tumor. Every bon mot was united with rrHriVi frtrirrlTTIII . , . . . . .THT.' " - ienBvrya-ju- terms orwBscpiPTior .......... by carrier, per month . '5- - - BuHlneSS n; o ' 'JUy. r..iafajfirf5 i II 2 |