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Show rA.Ce TWO THE NEVS. ;' FEATURES THE EVENING HERALD RHYMES; The OFFICE mason T If a man is bound to worry he can 'States. Sutside Utah .county, per year, All 11 advertising lurnur for th copy r7 the Opportunity Give Us, 1 their appeals to men .and gods; if there were an end to The board of education of Milwaukee wants to teach "Town-uo- s of that citv hrTwto play. The board is sponsoring h carnival for children, encouraging various forms of outdoor But it would like to mterest the parents and otner idults &3 well, oo it plans 10 tucourage mese w engage u )?rball, swimming' Ifandball, horseshoe pitching, tennisnd Liaiiu& ii nvuiu umac the. pianoT Wise father ; i On, no. Yoa aee, she oaea only tbe tuloor keys. ' in ctm-eiv- ed Keir j Shows: ?:3o TONiGHT TUESDAY WEDNESDAY ' bt By W. L. Gordon Twesty-fiv- e ef ibe paintinga from the WinterErhlbltlon ofthe4 MISUSED: Ka'iouai Academy of Degh valued ' WOKDS OFTEN' Don't say "if yoa think like I at over ' thirty ibonmd ' dollars, , ftrffftiW'g'tAitaiTirftB a temimtary OTTES MISPBOXOOfCK: exhibition in Salt Lake City and t Accent last Campaign.- are being shewn until February 8, the- firsts' t. ' , .s .J, OFTEN MISSPELLED : I Eslst- - at the rniversirj of Ctabk- tn e. Kot'ance. .'.":.v A Tbe paintings of tht exnit)JtiT SXXOXIllg : iTwiiMet. teunile, all works of U kouwa. am tnaet,-- fofidttrt,- - ayromplitifa. dltf stid BThlglTa rtlsHf jorary psiatert charge. . . . . j 1VORI feTCDT: -- f e vwA standard, according to- wuri 'iot 1 tLiee tlntai and it is it celved by tier Cniversity from Ilefen . m inereass our towbuhry by mv ft' .CambelL astdsttnt secretary of hring one word ea 4) 4ay.A Titday's the American Federation of Arte. : . ' i i Al Oi'lf (verb) ; to foreU-It is considered a speeuil privilege kretiic "Surely tta'-- a jsptlt .for the peofiie of Utah, to have the aw.urs we3 for the new udmiaisi rf--i opport unity t view tMs 'exhibition V tlon." of famous paliitinga.- All people of; the' statA who are lniereete4 jia arTll Sometimes a man gets twsSessTon Lare iuvitei to attend the' Ahibit : " ' of more money than be know what No adnxission charge Ja made, to da with, but not 'ao with a state -the cities western other Among ' government. in wbch the paintings- are to be on , dispUy re Walla WaBa and Seattle Any flapper who likes to dance Wasaingtan; Corvailia and Eugene, cheek to cheek will tell you that Oregon ; Missoula'! and . Boaeman, two bends are-- ' better than one:- ... Ifontana. ." ajUai-le.'iio- - . . . ;?. - ' sell- - book .. Photos by telefibone being now a fact, we suggest an ulmile: "She has a' face like a ttruug number." '. Amen-an- s C3! te if II A women fell and broke her wrist while doing tbe Charleston dance. Keep on and that dance will soon beau 3aiigerousas footltull i Tearful Test iMi that bis affection is and hurting flame; lie saw here in a bathing suit," And loves lief Jutiflne same. No doubt A true Profitless Presg - -- - jcoliiic,-t- o 4tjjtii's..lhE js Cottage ja hsing iMteUed taTtandreds of Grounds andJNational Parka jfront NewJTork to Cali- -. ' fornia and from Canada to Mexico by the National Highways Advertising ' Association, Intf-1 HpHIS. wsmderfal I j.Touriste. Camming Unit-- . the- tele I'd States has phones In the wurld, And more than of tbe other troubles. one-bal- STRAND IJA!1Y ORCHESTRA " .Every A caper that ni oT4iivr-Hfc44- ; not conducted for prof it would have to be privately en Inwed and such a pper, inevitably, would tend to more pi a DIKEITORV REUrt bias, oh one side or the other, to pay its own way. The Kpring Issue of Our press is far from perfect, , But, day in and day out, States Teleib(tiierA there is little news of any real importance that Is not given pnny disry'fnr'Prm , .11 Ja fair presentation. 31, I'M'.. therwise-- Lvas" . , kit i.a't it V, '''.M be great if wtll rk they An m ' Tli-KrHti- cmti-o . j w - B1 ,', " "". 4 ' - ' y ml jple' in-la- ' ' ' f , 1 lm; i, . . -1 Talking Baseball ) r,. T -- ...... . A ) 1- Wfaut chance has a husliaml? asks PMBPaMBBBaBaitBILMMWa Will Jones. Outlaws hold him up J and bold bim down. "Give me la sentence witn the 'aeviNe '' jfj word fiww devise bird that gets np early "It's nr, .,,:,; Vp 1trilk f,.. . . ' 1..me ,.1 bv.o ..,i.u.:.. nmtuuMFut, ui mi "s s cnii tu .ii. wlu ii we re milv being to get the worm." iru'u pEo-juaailer KM) before that date. obstinate about u personal t Al Van says the queen of Spain tKp rnnntrv is in a healthy condition when you hear so thinks American women are. the of the year. this season most carefully.'. dressed women in many people discussing "bast ball TOXIGIIT AND the world, but be'd like to know Here it is in January and in all sections of the state they Tl'DSDAY toitinfT nViniit. firtrftnizmnr Class U,Dau ano me prouosea wbst the ice men think about it. . no hft lTivitPtl into the Iraeue. Some favor the plan of CHARLEY CHASE ' Once in a while, says John FarVhc nA TTnmn flssociation davs and travel from Provo. and In w c.. i rer, the lucy man at a wedding is "CH ARLE Y M Y BOY! . -'1- 32 Feet Square, or Covers 1024 Square Feet Tfiuriat-Cara- nW-TAihf ve arises. A.jatlkal .UPlifter to proclaim until we have papers America's press.-N- ot he baseness of onducted not for profit, he Bays; will we get the truth m our newspapers. is Ifmfta r AtU.oftJ. Now On when Khe til the sea lea at a hundred sixty, and a man think of himself a "Hllghtly overweijjbt," when be. lets bis belt out to fifty-tw- - s'S00 4 A V-- - Art Exhibit i, J'bilosopbycomment Lottie Is what makes a woman think of befSelf as 'Jnrt a little plamp," At any rate, Mavbe there's truth in that, too. do know how to p!ayrsnd to- play in the true spirit, fiike for instance, the activities at the community coasting oui-Palurday. Here the members of the ProvoKiwanis joined :iub enixilainM the. children, and many grown-u- p ' n the day's activities. No (Uahi what is needed is the opportunity to play. Give we is that, we sav, and we'll ioin in the game. Yes, even if "tri'ownMins:'. we lika fun ADd the exercise does us goodajmost as much good as it floes tne niue ioiks, -- IT DRIVES OCT WORMS . - . ni Tbe surest sign of worms in children is Daleneaa. lack of interest in play, fretful" uess, variable appetite, picking.1 at the nose and sudden starang tai leep. When neaeeynip-tom- a appear it is Uoe to give White's Cream Vennlfuse. A few doses drives out the worms and nuts tbe little one on the road to health We wonder if It iea't about the White a Cream Vermifuge time of the year that most winter again.a baa record of fifty years of engagement rings begin to tarn use. Price 85c. Sold by . green. Adv.: Hedgrist Drag Storea,' H n, seriousness: 'frf- - "kite uslntfaa. $30,000 I 5 Wor-tJbei- -- f nd penale ;. Bf TTT: Tbey get . Kerp Tlila Dark. . Fatber (to eon): Loot' ffiroogh the keynote Inte tbe parlor., :, did. "And what did yon find out?" 1 "The lighta.'' utibitfbed. similar' games. ' ; Success to. the board, feftiaps ns laea is wisely from trthfr countries have said Amen-athi.t it, the jri v a "V- don't know how to play, to relax, It i' v d v e ;rp too busy making money o tike thms r.ifv h"t we make wealth fsUanjre th: u. ? of u,vC wun tremenuous uiid a that a game proceeds retting game, ' Ob-rve- evaagt-lwca- daughter-o- ovi i ui uuuo, t, lieu uur gBa lias be something" else .to burn r from ..The Bible conduoea tbe "best all grief, we are delivered each goes blooey in its turn." , iiijt and most widely unread wi allteen fllwcred there'll HP(Hrfl.Wt1trf .iltrfftjbf m iSadyiitalastiinpnttite All of them whales-w- as treasured as a juice that hit the spot; whale-1- 1 bone was a oooajinmeasureo to our womankind, I wott 'If we don't restrict the slaughter of our whales,' the prophets cried, .'there won't ebe from all our .water, oil or m. o'clock, 7 Visiter:, Doa't yea s think flif te'reajieci gray kulra. yean U ratber youug te atart your are dyed black. . lembli.-iesrthwalecoTOT- iuust be In not later than isbiie tbr MiDst-mapeC"if- r : A KA .IN ENGLISH erowi f out Auutiuc the rabbit are the onea vk save i,"Well." groaned a tired busiaeM niaa of Provo, "my help baa Drdered .Duetto a sbortace of underwear ' me to do ao maoy thing I fear I Jfota f kaeea are cold. won't set throng today." Maa-hOJto- Delivered bv mail 54F5j I DAlLrLESSONS Wbea, JT6 'PaeKdlBtA JaysU3ut the .npkeep tmda to keep ma a 4oir. '"T In ITOU SIMS CAT HUNTING TROUBLE find a million things which will cause a mental flurry whjch, like bees, are . H. Horuibrook Tm, ....Publisher fixed with stings, Caffer Gooseman aaid thia "mornin- gX. Curuiar Rasmuses ..Cry Editor and his grief he much enjoyed, Government should sound Zstublisbed as a weekly .ia ISTST as a daily lit 1922. PuMiitketf In tb a warning, soon our woods Willi destroyed. There is not Uerald tmilding, Dt! iioirtk,, First Weststreel. Fwrewlftaa, every evening, a i djeeent forest in smr mtiye. land this nightrwheri our. awH6ip-jwwHjj;rroYO, tamer sy lwmerw in (wept saturdayr LPke Vlw, ViiM'jirti, iLrta I'tiisa Jsm Ii, jind rieaant View. i. All eora- - ' e",Tgr;woM H 5 itfaintsof whatever ntuure eliould be made et once. Telephone VS. "That is true," said Jinks, afflicted, ".and it makes my blood Entered jta second, vhina lkalUJ at the postofflce in Provo, Utah. to boil; and I se it's now predicted that we'll soon run out of oil. When I note hrMoil is wasted, I'm impelled to rise OK TSufinera Office Telephone and wail, 'Some one ought tobe lambasted, someone ought Editorial Rooms, .Telephone to be in jail,' ;We are robbing, blind and heedless, genera' tions" yet te be, and their motors will be speedless, lacking Terms (JF Sl'BSt KIPTION ;r 40r .... Delivered by carrier, per month prodacts of John D," "I recall when prophets trembied,". Delivered br carrier, nor reitr,rn ifdvanee ; in terms succinct; "when upon the green as-I observed, i e!lvprcd isiimty, per 'rear, In fldvHnre ....... . . ,.?! by : 2& - :.J7 Tir.IELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS 3 MEMiiFR .NEWSPAPER ENTERPRISE ASSOCIATION MEUfiEB UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION MONDAY, JANUARY 25. oirc. 11 PRESS COMMENT Emma HERALD, e ot COLUMBIA rz - Tf.v;l. Others favor a league taliing in uxan.ana ouuinvni.Auauvj ' ,, Just a little rejection will shed a mincn oi iigm on uie whxHid ait i,aKe wty lose us subject. In franchise in the Pacific Coast League ? The answer is that Hififnnrp from Seattle to Salt Lake was too far. and too The'gate receipts did riot justify the long, jumps's expensive. back arid forth and so, William' H. Lane landed in Mr. Wng-leymillion-dollpark in Los Angeles and the Vernon club ... ItOTTis. the-firs- ar i CnnrtintiriiffiA " .4- rr Now then, if the Pacific Coast League could noi "aiiora to Salt Lake City to play ball, how can Salt Lake orOirdeiil'af ford'UQ eo alt the way to Spokane or Helena, Monfeand, to play. Class D baseball.? ' Just as well forget it nght . How. do would be to organize a t& . The consistent thing or, Bingham. Salt Lake City, Ogden, in Box Elder xounty) Logan. If an eight-tealeague is desired then select clubs from Mamu or tk&buk ad, Preston; l"oeatellOriivanston to come Everything in' lis place, Knees are all right lu swimming but they - DON KIRKHAM and orchestra mrcdnccfT" mm fWillianFox Supreme Attraction rWuHEDMUND LOWE attract attentionlnfln Fare I Conductor; Passenger (looking out of dow): No, it's raining. - PRINCESS inr - ALL SEATS " -;- - Prnvn-Macm- wave.- m j Tbe best way to judge the wheels In a man's head is by the spokes in his mouth. t OUT OUR WAY A -iXTLTZ ! sik&jm win- Bobbed hair is getting to be an old glory : May it permanently Tonight and Tuesday ' BUCK JONES in THE TIMBER WOLF' and comedy , ;- lirigham-Tfementoirtbne-tra- m office. : B WILLIAMS m rv ii 1 v-., the oiening of the San Diego he probably gave the most picturesque touch yet felt by tbe fivoTour White House gold telegraph, History of White IHouseTelegraphiiey key. By CHARLES'' P. STEWART Pr. iwUi.t Butthere havebeen manydie-tinsfnisbeVlloon in bits tHi fingers upon the virgiB vlH-tbe moniing slwpilv slfrmuixT fiir Tmjrsrr: Wward W. Smltherstelegrapher at the White House, who has handed ibe key as a Sift, by .President Taft, will be mimI to tell you the history it hus made and still is making. . d WASHJNGTOX-Wli- eo 11 1 fTanlac builds strong bodies 1 "Tnu"Rtiow bow people ore, when start some Wg nffalr they lik .the 'president press the but ubset nerves, head aches, nausea ant lou. Suiltherg. tost of steep causes "Welt, this is the button. Tbt key. firs .was used on tbe afternoon . worry. jjf .1 une 1, llXW', to open tbe Alaska' "raniatquickli V hnutht hack my at- - iikn Pcifle Expotiition at Seat tie. It's bae is white Alaska mar petite, relieved pain end left ' me ftelint Ide. and tbemetitl parts are solid well." Mrs. L. iirold. extent the actual eleptrieal Howe,209IstAtt., ciimei tionft. 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They stop systematiwi. and economically.- cally - i u -- riiurextensi tote J' : habits of Provo shoppers is 6000-mil- . uyers! : -- t,f for CoustfDjttva, I Draws" f JSPn-"- -- oi i - - A "jwns.due to their, desire .to miuiugnt, ("unsn open . bttW ; you may benefit through advertising;. It " - o |