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Show THE EVENING HERALD, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 21 1923. TWO AG . TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT ' .Unn T7IT7T?XT TXTr TTT7T) A Ths- - rV CLI r JT r An Independent Newspa, WJ OFFICE 'CAT-- : .. Established m a weekly In ISM; m a dally la 1823; !mm The energy spent In the pursuit Bernini adlttoa of niiif eept Btturdsy, and Bunday awmlng; pleasure intgk bar produced " Monday.' w iry morning eoiulieteuoy fo old age. rk'.'i. pul.liahed la tha Herald building, M South first West etreat, . 0T3, CUB. When you bare a fight wttb. jour and get licked you wis, second class matter at tfca pottofflea la Prove, luiered mil ti(fl - CI. ......,,.,........ id. H. Homlbrook G niinar Baamaaoa a couw-leoc- ..PabUakMi ..City Sdltor "Dan, wbat'a belfer Is U aMg U It a inked two alora. . MC. .4. Then j pan itfutsed Reflectively. dona Office, Telejjioiia . 101 iitorial Rooms, Tvlei bona be wild: ':"To job the truth, dally newaoatT in Utah eoath of tnlt Lake City; largest dr- mates, I don't much about poultry." of any aewapaper (n 1"S outside Bait Lake City amtOfdea. s POME. . TIKMH irK M KM EIPTION. , A pretty Annie Prew With llpa of rrimaoned, dew Uverad by carrier, par year. Is advance.... ...-WU- 0 I did but l a 'ktss from yaw, llvered by mat) la Huh county, per year. In advance.. ilvered by ma II ta United States, outside CUB county. Bar Tear, To find that ndue were crtinavDed ' tew ' Member Catted Preaa Newe Serrira and N. K. A. Service. O, naughty Aunle Dre ..... ............ v .4? or bfpj' fir 'do i utt-e- i ' ,i ( Anti-Gossi- Bill p ip low." .. - !- Russ Dixosi-Taylo-r. Cpmpany W--- th. r ; . Sends You Season's Greetings W are the end successful of very Hearing year. To our many customers and friends we wish to 'give our hearty thanks for the many kindnesses and favors shown, and for ' the support given in the growth' of our business. We wish you all a Tight Merry Christmas and a Prosperous and Happy . Do Yea Know 1. There are no bonea III '. Ice cream. .. ; Out of 100 men" at atua queradu dreawedaa toreadors 100 think they look Ilka Valentino.' X 6u of thu KaiBe number '100 look like helL .i v 4. Ou week at a school'- - of Philadelphia givea a girl a southern ' accent .. 5..JMtialM8itMV lihg no bimbaad. -You can't bounce a anowbatl. Q 7 If all the. Innes of clgareta sold in New Tork tlty In one day' were placed on top of another' tbey Would probably fall over - ' ,r; 8. If the croaa-worfans were laid eud to end .whit difference would It make bow far they would reach. .' . anti-sland- er - - f ''V. 1 AWjf-:-:-. . The heroic apectat'l of the century ia Charlie Dawea' raltant fight to escape- - from oblivion wbk'h wirroiiods the rice pcenluVftcy, ' The (letting odda at the ringside are 10 " to 1 against him. ', Too bad, many will say, Senator King's taw cannot extend yond the confines of the district governed by congress."" ' "There is protection against publication of scandalous d. untrue charges against an individual, why not against e word of mouth detractor," the senator argues, and he Js that he intends to "put a quietus on this malicious gossip , . siness if it is possible." laws on their stat-- o Many states already have books making it a misdemeaner to circulate, false attacks a person's character. Just how forceful these laws are a question, for if the' the bid adage of "catcMing before nging" ever applied, it should be attached to the" gossip Whether such a law as that proposed by the Utah senator possible of enforcement is a question It might, however, of some value to put the. character assassin in the cata-r- y with the ctjiminal. Some of them might dislike such a ssification, othem might fear the law. . Those inclined gossip willt least be given atglimr3se of how despicable this ictice is looied upon by respectable people, i If the senator's bill has only this effect it might be ' rth while. It is not hard for the scandal monger to carry : pernicious practice beyond a jokeWHY THE L,ST? PIANO...,, iar SHuta .1Clau: Will, you pleat I)onr, Hanta Claua: ;rieae lrlng a if do! I. , Wit ""Help lUlp I'm going dowa tat" the third tliuts" tlan on shore: "If you don't find It this time, I'll help you old fol- Interesting among the current news dispatches from ashington, D. C, is a report that Senator William II. King . Utah proposes to introduce an bill applying the District of Columbia .. The Senator declares that the national capital has long m known as the "Whimperer s Paradise." . anti-goss- . -- Mew To Father, Mother, Brother, Sister and all of th Family ve wish 'ilVl' you a Merry Christmas A. '. ';'anda Very.; Prosperous New Year 4 Sif.Vv-- . "A ylf.' -- d -. a little' piano, me a doll, I would like a nloe.oite aa Cheats wlUT not answer nbleib rhalr, a doll ImhI and iiome It will btj ray Irwrt do'lL Printing sununoned, says a psydilcal tiot candy and n'uts. I am a oliL presuc, emlimldery Bet, book, pair It means that cood girL I am two they "never spook tit. ' .milliter uuiiuii and Uiiddy. . Hour of gloves, candy, nuts, orange and til they are spoken to. l u iriwn banana From your little friend. Helen Bray. Winona Clurfc, A kiss, a.. little flattery, a littlme a year. fiiff w if" .it -. V" present will po muo'fuyt8er'-'itthe average woman than the purest -- r 1 reason. ., ' f- s" Butter Milk Biacuit New EiiKland Butter Bunt Quick Parker Houm Rolls Cuprlae Bitculn Cinnamoa Pin Wheel Butter Scotch Fruit - . oiscuits ;, I'll ' RoU from Meat Pie Cruit Stram Dumplingi Old Fishloned Short nd all these other treats , Fruit mm ' Roly.Poiy, '( . take yon to a gorgeoua show Where there are acrobats And low comedians with derby bats. : '5; ' ' ; . 0- . - I'll take yon Jawy dance,' Where all the lights are bright to--- ONE Ck Bailed Fruit DumpUngt Baked Apple ., Pudding fi' for Future iW . t And we can dauce away the entire Master ' night I'll take you to a fairy land To see ourtother selves In company with gnomes and funny Recipe! elves f any place yoa name ' In reason or In rhyme I'M take you jELICIOUS,, I the rscuita fluffy with a salad course! Prepare Master Recipe. After cutting spread )4 of each roll with deviled ham. Fold over as for Parker House Rolls, place in baking pan, brush tops with melted butter or substitute. Bake in a hot oven (425 F.) about 20 minutes. I that'a wheV kind you'H get you follow this jtilwayi i ster Recipe carefully. iut look above; tee what a "r good things this seme JtftTstcr ,:ipe makes, with only alight luges. Tear out this ad and try , ktf .for Biscuits cups Sperry Drifted Snow Flour teaspoon salt teaspoons baking powder tablespoons shortening i cup milk or equal parts of milk ana water ..... and sift dry! Ingredients; worlci lortening with knife or ringer tips. dually add liquid, rnixlng with a e to a soft dough. Toss on a red txrd, pat or roll lightly inch thickness, cut with cutter, place in pan, brush over with melted shortening or milkj j e in hot oven (425 F.) "12 to 15 utes. lf - Scones a this bid Scotch favorite that ybody loves, use the kter Recipe with these nges: Add 1 more table onful of shortening, 1 espooo of sugar and 1 well i'.en egg and extra yolk re-- . ing the white. Put beateir I into a cup and fill with ii leaving cupthree-fourth- s j; sift sugar with flour. Roll and cut with biscuit cut- I Place in pan, then brush over Is with the unbeaten egg white; nkle tops witn sugar and cinna-r- i. Bnke in a hot cy"n IS min-When baked split open f,nd ad with jelly or, jam,. Replace .s and serve. ..Jurvory Biscuits a luncheon surprise, serve these 1 I ' time. - some other Probably the best society repbrt Is the one who knows the most ' barbers. er - " Tht Sperry Master Recipe I'll do all this, my love, What I like about Sperry Flour It's so 'dependable! In the 12 years I've been usuig'Sperry Drifted Snow Flour, it hat never once disappointed me. 'They make it of the finest wheats; with exacting care, and then they test by bakini with itl We actually cannot buy it untd it pro duces Perfect results. . " BULLS US GRAF . da Well there Is one' thing' about IXrlng Veu us. Although she know all the fancy dives, .she leads , v ckiin life. .' Husband (watching wife In the kitchen) : What Is it this time, darling bread or cake? Wife: I don't know dear; It isn't finished yet -- .. .1., "Pretty' rank,'' a iMru Bdle De Graf, , one-ha- lf one-ha- lf Sperry lome Service bureau Director ' . " reviewing the passing ' - WANTS TO DOLL CK . CLOTHES FOR DOLLY. A TRUNK. . . Dear. Santa Clans: Please bring iDear Santa Clause: I want 'a Dar. Santa Claua: I. would Uka rae a dull and some dolj clothes, a mama doll, a trunk for my doll you to bring me some oxfords and From the mistakes of others A new hat, some candy wise mm, corrects big pwa rocking, ehalr, a set of dishes and clothes and an animal story book (dockings. ar sewing set, and some candy and 'and dont forget the candy and nots. nuts, oranges, bananas and a v v.Ir.V ; Mama said I was a good girl a story book. and am I a nuts, and good girl help A MARBLE TOY. WORDS OFTEN MISUSED Tours wUa lore, mother all I can. Yours truly, Your Friend, ' Dear , Santa Clause: Will yoil Don't Say "1 have mot to go." Omit Malile Penrod. . ' ' Alice Brown. Edna Fay Anderson, ". r c ; , " i. i " please bring nie a marble toy, a gaod "fK' MISrROXOCNCFJ-Perfor- m. OFTEN gnma I dont no what kind of game Don't pronounce as preI want so you can bring me what form. ' ; kind of a game you want to. And ' : MISSPELLED OFTEN . want a paint book and some paints Three "c'a." nd candy and nuts, a rocoanut a SYNONYMS . nigh, HERE 5 elevated, i nana. Thank you very much the eminent, tall, towering, exl'fty, mn last year. things you brought alted. , To 1 ours truly. vgHOte sauts seems saw WORD STUDY 'Tse a word I I I'hj His Juhnmt.-three times njid it Is yours." Let us J 1b HMOvJ ' J I SAMT LOwARO FRO J BOX OP by& Increase our vwabulary by miKter-lu- g BEEOOTirw. EXACTLN IVeDWARO VGtRMA NO (fcl ' one word each.; day.. Today's SOLDIERS' vkhkTsOo word ; FALLACY, a deceptive or : .'" m , vw.tSMT y nnanT. V falae appearance. "Time will prove the fallacy of such reasoning.' ( DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By W, L,JRordon - blnck-lioard- a j- - f 's r- J. rW J RIPPLING ,V j ..'.'RHYME A' ''jj - !I WALT vos. V , IF T Dear ..Santa Clause: Will . you ed -- " . f&rt I- ffN a NtsiPV 51 itt -- THE FOECASTER We have a prophet in our town who tells what weather by guessing well, a wide tenown'he somehow managed to collect. To trees, to birds, to clouds o'er head to all the omens he gave heed; he had nine groundhogs in his shed, and all the goosebones he might need. While yet his guesses hit the mark, we hailed him as a man ftf brains; we jammed around Win in the park, and gave him canes, JHe was a safe and honest guide large in all things touching atmosphere ; we pointed to our seer with pride, when strangers from the east were here. Adjacent towns might have their points, might have some things of which to boast, but couldn't find in all their joint9 a prophet known from coast to coast. At last he seemed to lose his grip, when he said "Fair" there'd be a flood, and folks who started on a trip wr'---" -' autos in the mud. He called for rain and therVd be' drouth, he banked on heat, and 'twould be cold; and every word that left his mputh'go him in worse, a hundred fold." He used to have a noble mien," he placed the town with haughty stride, ha had the bearing of a queen, his breast was filled with honest pride, But now he slinks along, the street, an abject figure, worn and sad; he's roundly cussed ;by Mike and Pete, and all the voters of the grad. So often mortals, make a hit, and gain renown that soon decays! Alas, they dont know when to quit, and so they lose their wreaths of bays. gold-head- -- BY WILLIAMS OUT OUR WAY I rop Dumplings Durnplingt the best part of tlie stew, men folks say. For 4 or 5 perMaster Recipe, son?, prepare making these changes: Use one teaspoon of shortening and cup of milk. The dough should be spongy and fuil of holes. Drop on boiling stew, cover tightly and steam 15 minutes. Be sure to keep liquid constantly boding and do not re- -, move cover during cooking. Jlow to make fifteen other delicious dishes using this same Master Recipe, is told in a booklet, "EIGHTY Food Delights from EIGHT Master Recipes." Write me and 111 send you a copy, free. You 11 find it a wonderful hem in . - , all your baking. Is there anything "about cooking that you,'re worried about? Maybe a bi? dinner and you'd like to know some easier wcy to prepare it? Or what t o ixi children at various ages? Write me and I'll gladly help you. Address Bdle De Graf, Sperry Flour Co., San Fiancisco, Calif., Depl 7901 B ?,"'-- remarked ' the colonel, troops. ; please bring me a flexible" flyer ffleAl. My sister wants A doll an a doll buggy. But If yon have enough toys left ont please bring my brother a big waster wagon. Yours very truly Russell,' Gerald and Bernlee Peay. WHO WILL BE THE "LUCKY GIRL" ' AT HANSENST -'- ; Call and see our candy display whether you buy or not. The V most complete line in town. With prices from 15c to $1.50 per pound Candy panes. Chocolate ' Santa Clauses .V ' Candy Animals Xmas and Fancy Boxes v Our Specialty WE PACK FOIt MAELING - ., Hansen Catering Company - - - fe SgRAnPA: J yJ .J ff vsy Al Jm ;f T . r |