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Show THE EVENING HERALD, WEDNESDAY, .Hi, - s. J , " , RIPPLING HERALD THE EVENING - V! J I iff J frTnr... ... - -- .n.i HnnrUr momln: OFFICE mason CAT A telephone rail is often au STILL GIVING gagement ring... . on still and to I sane, Still, keep giving projects safe it makes me feel, while living, that I'm not here in vain; Bones "What did your wife say and when I have departed, to yonder bone-yar-d carted, about you're being out, so some may be heavy hearted, and briny tears may rain. By other uight?" every mail I'm getting requests for iron men; the needy Jones "Don't-aslue yet. When ones are sweating with ink and trenchant pen; recalling tthe gets tbnUKh with the isulijuc-thow I aided when they were sick and jaded, and all their I'll condense It hopes were faded, won't I help out again T. I know that some are fakers who send these sail appeals j they are the Among the"6)arUins bouse pests expert makers of soul disturbing spiels; but' some no ma kavft Irnoa-- ir& Iht trnvH wlui doubt are stricken, they suffer and they sieken, they need get up at five o'clock Humlay morn a toasted chicken, they sigh for wholesome meals. Far better help the fakers than let a good man die, and so I Tnush While Hoy: "Gosh, It's pay the bakers for bread and custard pie; far better help, nigevrs. some duffer whose luck might well be tougher, than let awful sera pi ii 11; tluse a good man suffer and rend his beard and cry, Requests, Y11U don't atand a show of glvin' 'em a black eye." my mailbox filling, oft make me stand aghast; still I send groat and shilling, as in the buried past; perhaps some kid, Ed Crane auys when yon slop to is better because I sent a letter; with coin to buy a sweater, all lips fit you've got out figure to shield him from the blast Terhaps some wintry gaffer to admit that nature In a grand that whose plight was sad to see; perhaps some dame is saying thin that answer, came to praying, because, an urge obeying, I sent her a bawbee. And thus I still am sending the far Clyde Cliark says a friend in need should kav started a savings acthing and the groat to those whose tears unending a battleship would float; I send the helpful penny to Jake and. count and ho wouldn't be that way, rJoe and uk, points- Kilkenny, . Pome.' remote. en- rani Moraiu 41tioi ,Wtt M, Horald baUdl&C. M Booth JTim Publihd U tU The WALT . RHYMES ' f,V: An independent Newspaper, f .t TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS MTOEEAFl NEWS FEATURES PRESS "COMMENT 9, 1225. DEC-EEE- - . - lute-th- e . -- &tN4.M at aeooad dww matter the postofflaa In Ptoto, ..... . H. HurnlbnxA , ;cudH Otam, ItkphoM j utui Hows (Sat Ctf- - Servlea and N. B. A. Berrlca, Kewa IBM Or ar earner, gUBSCBIPTIOX. m....... year, m w U Cm county, per year, in ivteni w nail mail to PnlWd Btatea, ouortd irutwrf J" Halt MyW nidtod rrao ..fcnivaaad ........... ,...n.i".ii""w"""" LakaGlt! la rr,.h urtihf TwepooM ... i1""''1 '"ritMM ... VUftHW .1 Pta. 1 advance. Utah wgnty. i. J" fr year, ZhM,itl the Pnnr Have Children i The very interesting president of the University of .v."v "lidiiiran is reported n me press to uvu , t hlcei the decrease of children in the families of the poor. limitation ot off-- f 'e says that in other families the deliberate new not. a is proposal, but a!rdy practiced. It ' , LLehow it failaiojose, even: jthexcessive "PgM'fv'g ..iwer to nauicate the reaRbruTfiras powljij t inuse ine poor are street .( body defines the poor, ""nfc"-back usually, k street But the boys of the years of the boys raised in the front street, fifteen , hSce!Tnd the likely Ui be theeMmg-rgtVio snnnK- i. oi a race verue eum w .1, -- . . Outbursts of Everet True lgm ? By Condo " tf i KyS W(!.iw.j bidden all M Kaviighildren, but . - j one day to'compel the poor to cease it is greatly to be hoped that nc aw r,rvi tha Mhor rlftssps to make no the j. gSS?S tL impression ,.f can uo Sto Ke nTnJ:r,r,-mf- 1 u.u"v the countrv. distinguished e ' r "tt Those whe sonsjnd daughters. Tn rnltforulu: a man wrote his wi'i on butcher' order book. Tor a haps he was Just going to price 7 i 11 BeUutra-RichMe- n Hteak. CHARLES V. STEWART. . DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By W.L. Gordon NEA Service Writer. The avrtnae wimOTt)N 1TJW0 Is a j man H)haMy will Mr f prrtty-soo- d yearly lnrome. Au I however, dfr sufflOeucy, n now pt'iicU on WORDS OFTEN1 MISUSED "Has" to live? I'an't he live live Don't An f ay "the oranees are equally to tnlt himself? Not always. as good." Omlt'W ft')t has others, BmlassndoromunR MISPRONOUNCED OFTEN to live up to his Job. Wi't" mat Ordenl. Aea-n- t the "r" and not the word. His style of livlm? is a e", so often beard. ter eoneerniBB which a diplomat rhenom- OFTEN MISSPELLED no choice. tieot'e YOtft? M)TCM lAiONJ'T ON OAK ; (.GT'S -f XX sees UiORW ON SOFT pine ; ' " Hulllduy Get Yours Nowt j W , Dixon-Taylor-Russ- or the length of your skirts. Figuring ou-- the deep problems of life is a very serious business unles you realize you are liable to b . ' wrong. There was a time when a woman rouldu't without get anywhere clothes. Now she can't get anywhere with 'em. ". The girl who put everything she had on her back now h is a daughter who puts on nothing below her knees. vvtirora OUT OUR WAY-- - 'ovenment. uray says - ' , I , .hIJ ") I I TVFM ARMY there are ny WILLIAMS P Af?EJ AAJAW OUr vsfESX lullli-te- f. TIia aii'h!sdof. Q Ino'licial liose one the ixii't or.ly Mis mwii Mm. srt nine wmi't :iif' are !j,fi nf HPretnriea anrt Their txien :n the snmV f.x. elit. fs hut ifen't, a Meh iiellher re .their wlarie . f Nearly every man fjks'onies an earnest booster for his borne town after be has lfift it for good. 3.8G7 kinds of, luimatlcs, including emil. those who undertake to classify the " Aa Ariiat. de gee I'll No, First. Sir, St ites SYNONYMS 'pti argue, Reason, I'nited 1 fhbt's why the . ' others. fur contends 1 Dear Banta: Please bring me a Dear Santa My name is Raybate, dlHcuag. rtiplyiualie service' is a enle. word a WORD STUDY "Use ThU Isn't a swetter, gloves, a pafut rich men etclusively. mond, I am the only one so I bope cicTT-lI gave her all the line I had, wr-victhree times and It la jours." Let us necesstrily true of the ooiiKulur cowbok not me. mlsa To catch her was my wish. a some want I you paints, a story a scooter, a masterour hasu-'plenipoten-tinn'by increase a vocabulary t A consul some nuts bananas, a violin. Do not blame me for getting mad a a drum of boy and suit, each one word Today's pair (lay. It isn't ing wwifil oWiizattoiis. fish. I lost the dog-gonAmer- - word : POCULAR, being In a Jokim; skates. . I live on Fifth wet at 276 . With love, to diplomats of foreign tru BIIXIB HOOVER. ana fellow a is mood. Jocular toree "lie drtiw c,t them tya, North. Please call on me. in V.if P. 8. ricase bring cork gun and Dr. Frnuk Crane says trouws are ' or four time Hie pay ours do. Out well liked." BALMOND. Ixxrttj. ngly but he isn't dolnj; nnythinu minister at a very few mouesc cap-I- t nls do- mannge to live on their Hilariea. But generally" speaking without 1( spells ruin for a hian 'arne financial Tesourees of his own to accept a foreign pot under mr - f:f: Co. Judging by the copy received In a newspaper office, a grwit many about it. What can he do? game, bnt J. H. Taylor says, anypeople leariHMl darned little in one of them can lose it schools or the schools tought them Some honeymoons last for years: darned little. Others end before the first hotel bill Never take a man seriously, says Is paid. Gladys Jones, as long as he latters Budding Journalist : I intend to you wait until he begins to morala on work paper when. I graduate. It takes nine men to win a ball ize about your rouge, your hair-cu- t Editor: What route do you want? " '4ZW - ell W " tsrr ' $525 .'' . ff ,'r birds any any I 1 11 : While They Last ( in the hand is worth two Another story qf the "meanest man" has come from a newspaper office where he proof reader' was tired for letting runny mistakes sup through and then calling them to the attention of the coiiiuiul.st j th "srhool of hard knocks" will l of Necessity flf i one gains from all this talk nhont limitation is max. uwav Konofit nn her,--S- he Any free citizen tun do as be pleases, except for his conscience, bis wife, bis landlord aud the neigh bors. maVbeViWe 't kis lie asked When must have unswert-- ""yes" ij cause, The shades came down still fust- for-- fl Coaster Wagons i fast, in the bush, but says, who wants how? ne iuny nave a the "advantages ' A bird .nt 1 " m ;r wk were falling The shades of uijjht ' l the advantages," to promise can give their children-"al.seats of tomorrow? The poor of yesterday, are in the . vpstpr(1aV that .had ali the " 'be something-i- n a m at fifteen (if the Con h hasTo go .. . that tn normit. him that t i ini oiavea wumw v, .eM. the In vers tv. which more S de TRICK T 'SPECIAL! , and-othe- Jcnny-ta-Jieok- . 1:. vy- , j Girl Bandit Rttn-lio- onrself r osled Keep This 1 no argument la fi,ror of fwt Wither diplomatic salnrico. Aimerlcan diplomats to foot nmlittssndortdl l)il! th honor they Ket out of It. Thev fan nfford It, too, or they wouldn't t,a foolish eiinuah to nccept npiKUnt Tn the dars of rapid com munication mbawdors su minister aren't. 9" '.Important as tltey t baed to be, anyway. .'. It' a rleh man's same, however. There's no Retting away from it : r.iU't will-l:ii- ? An advertisement is an invitation. It's a tip to' the tired business man and the busy housewife. It; saves you steps. It saves you money. It tells you . ', TOM SIMS SAYS I where quality merchandise may be found. It keeps you posted on leading makes of goods. It informs you where you can buy a given article, and often gives you the price. No one can afford to overlook a single ad vertisement. No business man can afford to depend upon the sign over his door for new customers, or upon the same medium to hold the old ones. i . A Nw l the time to pwput off smoklifi so your friends won't give "50 any cigars for Christmas. '. I " 'A maeaztne writer has an article rn what to do with worn out shoes. We know already. We ir them. . a disease, ,Dwt Met of ns do get sick of our work. aaya-fatign- e t IS TV &it danserons activity 9.rta Is Jumping at'concluslons. on Hunt the brldste side. An anto Jieeaae costs a lot of money but (V ' fr tnt-nt- d ; i3 Dorothy Dougherty la only 11, but police of Omaha. Neb.r who have her under arrest for robbery, say sh; mis been a bandit since she was 16 She traveled with A. Henderson until he was killed In a gun battle A year ago; then she went with hi brother. Clyde. Clyde was shot l death by pollct ton AuRU.it, and .Dorothy Went wtth the third brother, She and Elmer are accused ' v. of ja robberyjtojnaaa City. . I ft 1M Y DC HMCI. MC f |