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Show 0& ;;zws THE EVENING HERALD, TUESDAY, NOYEMEES 24, 1023. ' TIMELY ED1TCC V ; 1 WASHINGTON i,'2V.'3 FEATURES -- PRESS COMMENT' lil THE EVENING HERALD RIPPLING HYMES WALT . An Independent Newspaper. as weekly to 18M; as a daily la 1921; lasosd tvsrj Sunday aaoralng; rural aomta adidoa Saturday, except Monday. efcUhed x4 ery morning Tfu!: ui Published la US Herald CUB. TOTO, Entered - at second II. Horaibrook (Juuuat, Uaamusoa daw matter at the postofflee u!nrM Offlca Telrptoooe iitarlaL Booms. Telephons City Kdltor N a,.,.........,.......... ...... i.10T .... . ... ....... . .. United Press Newt Berries and A. Bsrvk .4 dally newfoacm la Utah sooth cf Bait Lakt City 1 larnat elr-alattos of any newspaper U E'ab ooulda Salt Lakt City tad Ogdsa. . M. Oniv T&R.US Nilved Or BLUSCBIPTIOX i ................wlOt ............ b earrtar. dmt nuntk .....M-by carrier, por year, la advance....... tUrcred by mill la tub county, per year, la ad vane..... 410 silvered by vmU u United fitatea, outside Utah eoanty, yer year, v Sympathy Extended ' . i . a stately auto, and he drives It , A smile Is k the bright spring grass. Easiest to produce, hut most grateful to the eye. with-- a . grin ; "Make a killing" is his motto and my bus is made of tin; humble tourists it was made .for, men who cannot make display; but the blamed old thing is paid for, and Skating ricks night sometimes be I'm feeling blithe and gay. ' Dingbat has a gaudy palace, aptly called "Landing Fields." and Jjview itxwithout malice, lts Jhefinestirr thetown, though Ey house is tumble-dow- n ; it's a shack you'd The hest .of eosmerics rant give hardly trade fcrr, if you're fond of pomp and st&te,, but hard old eyes that schoul-gir- i look. heoefjddjvfeckJis paid for, and I keep my smile on straight Dingbat's dressed in gorgeous raiment, he ia' Some folks' hare an Idtm that wearing green and pink, while the tailor shrieks for pay all'l necessary tn ordar t erry on roent my old duds are on the blinkV They're unfit the a conversation Ir at kiW how to swell parade for, quite unfit for fashion's pets, but the IronouBca the: word jjsychology. fierce old rags are paid for, and I have o vain regrets; Anton Ilendrk'ks" says that eves People say that soon or later Dingbat's luck win halt and pause, for his outlay's always greater than his income ever if be lived Id's land flowing lib was. Dingbat buys and keeps on buying anything that is milk aad boney, lie supposes he'd for sale, and he wastes no time in sighing, that he seldom have to milk the cow and tend tht walk-i-t- he has the kale. If X on'iafford-- a wagon-lwi- ll wiser plan; if I have no jeweled flagon I will drink soup I know S giddy girlie' r ?r W; fronua can. Saving kopecks, toiling straining, I'll have Who dresses like a whlsa. rubles good to see, when poor Dingbat is explaining to ' And though her lulnd's Dot oft the bankrupts' referee. j V mads np, . hi Prevay CtaX. ...... -- Pingbat has Jim Vwt fO (Jpnfl - in. lteniher building, DLXGBAT AND I i ' - A feeling of profoun3Borrow swept through the city Tonday with the news of the dreadful catastrophe that came ,ko a thunderbolt out of a clear slfy and took beautiful little ,; ionna Bell Robey from her beloved parents, brother and sitf-er- and from a host of little friends and playmates. ' Such a sudden and gigantic loss elicits the most profound ymrathy from the entire community. Donna Bell was an ngelic child so tender and sweet that one could not help ut envy the fond parents such an elfish little tentril. To hink of the anguish and sorrow that is thrust upon them vith such terrific swiftness is, indeed, pathetic, v The Evening Herald joins the. entire community in its heartfelt sympathy to the bereaved parents and to hose who will miss the beautiful life of this little child. . who violate Legislation providing deportation for aliens he prohibition law, is the suggestion of Albert H. Hall, ongressman from the eleventh Indiana district, given in an . ddress made in Baltimore recently. 'It is well known that the vi61ation of the prohibition iw is more prevalent in those sections of the country where here is a great foreign population especially among those ho have taken no steps toward establishing citizenship" aid Mr. Hall.. "An. examination of the court dockets shows hat in some sections more than 75 per cent of the violators f the prohibltioij law are not citizens of this country. An lien who refuses to become a citizen of the. United States :nd af tempts to make a living by violating the American onstitution should be sent back to the land frint "which he such that he can respect them, ame and where the "laws-are- . t is to be hoped that legislation may be enacted to make his possible." M:v"::- -' The suggestion is worth' considerng. Mr, Hall points ut that it is 11b longer a time for argument but for action, ueh a drastic change as the prohibition law involves, could ot be expected to become a reality i a short time. But least learned he law has been in effect long enougJtior-thilicn to' know of its" existence," and to know how to observe r violate it. If they, are determined to violate it, and there evidence enough that scores of the" " determined, Icportation would be a remedy. A few real deportations oon would .put wholesome 'fear into the remaining ones. Deportation is in effect against certain other crimes. It would je a valuable weapon against the liquor traffic and all the rimes that accompany it. And equally pigi penalties, be inflicted hough necessity of a different pature, should ' " pon Die "native-bor- n "violators." THANKSGIVING hr The rest of Outbursts of Everet True - Mi - - ByUondo , nr C II. Barrett says the way. to make s welcome last la not to make the visit first. ''.'.' PRACTICAL Things That Never HappeA She: My hands are, cold., w He: Here are my gloves.-- iiany a heated srrumcn ht.rween and his wife, snaps O. W. Perry, is doe to "an old flame. EXCURSION to all via OJiEM line; Rates points II REGULAR FARE 3 ROUND TRIP. iVA your agent" Tor piuilfulars IAKE & I TAII K. K. Hciiry I. Mooro and P. I. AlxTcruiubie, Receivers SALT CE D A N with the TEWABT. NEA Service Wrletr. WASHINGTON Horseluick riding I a great social fad in Wash- Among otlwa aRed nwfry- very prominent piiblle men ffo in for it Secretary of Agrieuiture Is one of them. One might have expected he, would b. Nor can it proiierly tte called a fad in bit) case. Rather,, it's part of Mr very exitrtenoe. For, as all the world knows, be an By CTIARLES P. Jar-din- e The dambest fellow on earth Is the guy who thinks that a cowgirl is a she cow., v FOLKS Tuesday, Nov. 24th JTAIINA GARDENS 7A ." Jf i N f. 1. - . Ml ' . v'.c , men was flwhlng In Strawberry lake recently; He carnght la big fish, the biggest he had ever landed in his long and busy life. lie was elated.1 He was crated with joy," and" he telegraphed hla' wlfe4 I've got vne, weights seyen- - pounds. and it is1 a Deaoty." The foilowfng wag the answer he- got: fio have I, weighs ten pounds. .Not a' beauty u looks like yoa Come? boaie. A Provo . , rcB - - RXV : 1 -- - ' Why Is It the girls snend so mncb money to get lust the rigbt curl put In' their hair and then wear .these ' short dresses! v fe PRACTICAL viCTityi. 'j i s & Fl? -- - . C- -' r " Artbuf GuHnp r says that many people never stoop to the vulger because its so far above them. - ( - ftrst ' .Convict--Wh- I en this place, I'm going ' time, aiht yon? Second Dltto---I in fof life. -- to- get ont of have a hot ' don't know, I'm - : i.l -- ".; VtT.'j l irTj-- Meal preparing can be a daily, pleasure if jyo.u have a, dependable cooking device in your - ? ' - . . i- . v - het is always available In theSIuNV ARCH. A Simple operation of the Duplex Draf'inrl yOti oven temperature can pe increased or Held at any desired An even fire Jand uniform .... Due 'to. its riveted construction; a leakproof oven is obtained free from weak joints 'and loos'e fitting frame, It . 3 PHI no wasted heat. Consider this fuel : saving; featured There are many other points of economy arid durability worthy of your consideration. Call and let us demonstrate these ' r ' l j now aepenaaDie Kiicnen servants iroii will be interested in learning the saving possible through this . . : quality investments ; ce I. - ; - i is . 1 . f 1 . " - 1 V 1 ; V 7 iw -' 4J "'Why so depressedv Jimmy?' '"Tlie horrible cost of living, old (bail; constant bills for materials, paint and shingling." "What, bouse?new idea.". "No, danghters."' ni . Only One Price to EverybodyThe Lowest Dion-- Taylor-Russe- f i Priced Co. ll . viAKUienre, front f.hjm untU It's funny he doesn't bmup his chine against 'em when he bounces. He sits there Insecurely on that little leather wafer, with nothing to hung on by and "OkBmr.fhevhfGoodi " . .. i 4mnwlwwe-nMg-takeepfi- shot off Into space even whvn hb mount !reaks Into a canter. As for a lope, that horse would laugh out loud if such a thing were sug. gested to him.1 lH'ing f H A"CortiriIlwJ ' K -- yCAMP.FlRE IT . SYRUP . !A man , ' Little tiny raisins,' " tlltle bits of yeast, ' ; Little drops of alcohol-'three quarts at least-M- ixed ''. up fo a shaker With a ch'eTry red ' Unite to make a dying man ' Turn somersaults In bed.J - is never reaflif ments J. O. Jforgai can thrill Mangold" .Y t It would 'What has become of the old- ' fashioned . rocking chair that Nothing puzzles a man more than how fast his whisk gqneakedl " ers can grow." - ' pldv conv w'te:g as he bvi aongWa V.I, be all right Ar a mother . These danger sign? yon see on the to wait up for her dsnghter to come bigbwa.vjt should be put before mqny in if she could sleep in the daytime. roadside restaurants. y bald-heade- d - it is' man more to live, But maybe worth more. , in im ... - Adv.: Visit our women's department today when ail silk under garments will 4p half oft BY WILLIAMS OUT OUR WAY-- TOM SIMS SA9VS.. ' bill collector. And, if love Is a . flame, then leal- - 4nsls-trdepsjtinnfe- -- . if' 'Nor, Aratbnsa, a profile is not " . tarpenter!( tool. ' ; ,t fl Xove Is awful stuff. It's a fire which breaks out unexpectedly, then keeps two people busy gathering fuel for it ; TOM SIMS SAYS terrible people. married men. Costs a married Mftt ore So live that you can go to the door without wonderiug if it is a " Tie must le a 'piftunwitie night In.Washfiiglon, in his hat, hla ' fringed Uxtta with ohl8, bis Ninirs rahliug, his haiuluna knotted loosely in front of ills ailum's npp!c, liM'flappIng--no- , no, cut out the six sun. He wouldn't wear tbat In Washington. But a breezy western figure anyway ! Inplntc along one of the RtK'k ('reek bridle paths on his rough, tough little eayue. See hlui gway easily in hln deep Siex saddle as he holls a pill for himself nith one band and innpn d match aflamii with his thumbnail. ht-- An'ex-cowlx)- t W TTTTTTIT iT'l BtCAOELHH.5 A dap DUNICIJ .UVMKV. IHtl"3 Vmi ' HE'S AFRAID' D x four-gallo- n high-heele- d MARRIED . - ;xlv2 kitchen.. 1 - Horseback Riding Vital Part of Life Of Ag. Secretary at - V ti.r',1vt''v j 1 -- ; V e I V a man Would Deport Wet Aliens ;ijjK::''':V. ; - I Let ihe$!$Mjl& Manage Your IQtchen Of OFFICE CAT mason W IT,, ,M,iTf moors, so Sure r mwr. Pill 1 ' I VNHW DID - Only SMCXE.Y SRAE"y .! PlWftU CHAR1VA rtAKl i ;. Half a ent thath dill :r The dfffcrcricetn 'coit-- 4 , f - betwefei very cheapest baking powdei and ihe , finest baking powder (fot a cake) ia only half a cent thit's alii Whj bother with anything else but a fine ctearcf " A picture of the good old times and wide open spaces, when and where men vim nien and all that stuff, alu't it? Well, Its purely a tanoy picture, far as ashington and Secretary Jardlne are eon- corned. What Secrelary Jardlne reiiuy aoes riae is a tail, gangling w,,n a e,.ai!llLjJSSS3Jn,n'"1 W3frollin8"eH"V dilated nimtriT a rat tail and a raccber coiffure a perfect type of the English hunter all being la as English as saddle and accessories ag thq rrince of Wales ever parted company from al I'waterJtimprTT7 How 4oea Seoretary Jardlne sit this critter? Relievo rtie. h ihun't 'sTfhlm like a centaur. Neither does rhe: gits hinTllke a cattieman, rather slouchily, with legs at full atreti h He anything cut am an and a hore. H's a man on horse. He's distinctly eunerimuoged. II alts In a fashion no tan bark riding mas- tercoulomnj the least fault w itb; Ue sits with his knees hiked up in f I ortartar prQ4ttctf'3etrved'ftom the lusdous juice of selected grapes - " r 4 P .'' j P i ocnilliiicf :,, f powder YlExirict4J(l ( ! .ft iiaiunlT'owder .ns Cnamdf tartar "n coma from th pure juice ofs&li 11 y 1 a awtr-- creaiir?fianar sT n"' ofkscious grape healthM -- m '"inrii'ni ItRg CHARACTER r.,y AmaihstT; not trr Nfj wwses. " f w mnm "" "Tim i ahi " ' WTnrif " -- in,' ''.itil y "s ssf-'.- -.! TTrt - L . 4 1 1 |