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Show TII3"ETLGIIERALD. i'AC2 TWO NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT TT TTh 1 HTVOs Tin i P, RIPPLING "' RHYMES THE EVENING HERALD An Independent Newspaper - IT - A; IT 1 mason- 17 ' TOV.. A - BT CHARIXS P. gTEWABT. NEA Rerrk Writer. . WAHLCTOS-Kot- a eU Balph BeaTrt StraaaburKear of Penntyi-ranla- . That maa will be nationally wry proittineat yet, i Owulde hia own atata. wh anew atont blm prior to tbe aprln f 1W4! Nobody bat hia At that point be tok a notiob to fet bia MB on the Republican iVket Tor the November ' presidential election. e 'He eflBld aee that President wea goinj tA set fjnit place but the He preiddetiUal aomlnatlon r aeemed to be avaflatJe. pnt la bia Md it aa at it were aomethlnc of no partiralar importance be waft ' m ;;- -' asking for.' '' .. POOR JUDGMENT .' Long, long ago a sad man skipped about the streets of london'town; he had a bulky- - manuscript, and publishers all turned it down H climbed a thousand miles of stairs," he walked a thousand miles of pave, and publishers, as sore as bears,, exclaimed, fcs wounds! Aroint thee, . eecotid class matter aC the- poetofflee' fax Pro vo, Ctaiu Entered knave!" At last a publisher was found who listened to EL Vm. H'jrtlbroo ,.,i..,...............L..rwuaiiar ...... 8. Qonoaa Easmueoa ...City Ddltor the sad man's tale, andjead his. pages, pound- by pound, and found in them some hope of kale. The book was ... . . ' Batwa Office, Tekfibooa twas a go, through all the years its sale increase; .... i. Editorial Booms, Telephone fl... T..r....10I printed the weary gent was Dan Defoe, the book his Crusoe masterMember Called Press Neva Hurries aad JJ. K. A. Bervlea. piece. Now think, of thoseToor publishers,' who met him with rebuff aad frown, who handed him cheap, jeers and Only dully newspapev la Utah aontb of Polt Lake City; largest of any newspaper in Il'ah outside Bait Lai City and Ogden. slurs, and turned his priceless story down. At every book stall in the land men clamored lor the Crusoe tale; there if TLHM3 Or (it'BSCIUPTiOX never had been such demand for any. book in this aad vale.' Delivered by carrier, per month Delivered by carrier, laurel wreath, yr&n prancing gayly to year, In advance........ ........ And Daniel, Delivered by nail la Utah county, per year, la advance. ..,..i.-t3and the they gnashed their teeth and tore publishers, fro; Delivered by wail la United States, ooulda Utah eoonty, par year, Wm be didn't fet It n want ... j. . their whiskers in their woe. A less determined gent than ,, ' erea a atrong contender. burned deathless well have that when Dan tome, might Farm Iiusiness Nerertbeleaa he ma dp anjmprea- refused to scan the shining product of his dome. uf grandfathers' time, the farmer "lived off sthe publishers iiloa ' Starting, fron absolutely writ"I'll he Jiave this said, might Jired, try Discouraged, form. "Nearly all that he ate and much of what he h tot blmaelf mentioned as no 'more; I'll strive to earn my daily bread by wore and used otherwise, "lie produced himself, by his own ing graft one of the eandidatea.e He came oat selling "codfish in a store." 'But this man Daniel never of the convention, not exactly known laboip, on his own' land. He bought little and sold little, and knew when he was whipped, still, still he'd mount; he won ta eTerybody, lite Donglae his annual money turnover was jnsignif icant. ' "- and bo may you, if you refuse- - to take the count." but beard of by politicians V Now, complains former Secretary .of Ariculture,Mere jit Jlast c and fiewgjiaper mea thoraghont tbe -dith, the farmer'., buys-- his food from the city. He is one Outbursts of Everet True Condo By country anyway. of the ciief consumers of tin cans and their contents. Nof bad bis campaign been alnot a uation of the. is this After all, grand symptom of One thing, If together rldimlotis. the farm from the status. of labor to that of business? It Js redeemed it from that else, nothing like The farmer", the subdivision' of labor. everybody else, Strftsftburger was opposed by Gov specializes. l" (aHAT , . ernor. IMm hot as Pennsylvania small his eat even He can specialized crop, only a part of to the Cleveland conif that little, as it comes from the field, is ready for him, or vention. He beat the governor anybody to consume. The rest he sells for money, and with soundly, which wasat a feat to be ' sneezed at, though only, of statethe money, he buys everything else. ' wide proportion. The counted everything cheap that cost only cost labor is dear and Now, that money. labor, everything Borne "time ago Mr. and" Mrs. the costliest thing there is. Don't blame the farmer if he : follows of Ktrassbafger, all the us. of visiting the French the example merely reat fabUefed dally la 1823; leaned ekly U 18M; rural morning edition evening except Satarday, and Boaday nornlng; - ' r nary ttorjjtng exefpt Monday. . Poblitbed la the Herald building, 0 Bonta First Wsat attest, iwj - ,i . . " tBj-thir- rj - CVol-ldg- Btraaa-tmrjrf- fr ..........'.i............w..Oe fr , I I Strqs&burgcr Jlay , Seek 'Senate Seat , ' f i Next Election ..'wAtt - THURSDAY, NOVEMEES 5,1S23. iais - . TT TIMELY EDITORIALS "j WASHINGTON NEWS f I The OFFICE CAT Cook Thanksglvins Dinner In A Monarch Range 4 The petter's slogan Is "Lore and Let Love," : gays are so dumb they the theater after the second act Just Some' : The Popularity e because tbp program aaya "Act sauie aa Act II." t . III Women tike to wear their sge their gowns aa low as possible. Hk ; Two can either live eh love or soak their old love hitters in wate ana sell it ror syrup. . Utile Jack lioroer i i Sat in the corner. , Of atreet car, when there was a .v,.: ; j";.;:Jam.;:;. 'j He rose to his feet, .,, Gave a lady bis seat (I'm a liar. I know it 'I am.) Malleable Ranges man i?. Is due ner in which they i have served and Liction. --- -- ' -- I . . . t: A Monarch tiserttiorotighly-enjoy- s cooking and baking with Monarch because, she J. W. Hoover says the original tax, as yyi may know, was baring bef candy for getting home so late.' e - . " . Not Art HEARD IT X H4VC2M'T The kind of shows Jtfew York stages are probably New York s business and no one else s. If we visit New York we ' don't have to go to them, if we don't want JJut if oii eleat toiefend the quaint Nefe ' York custom on revues in which the chorus girls dispense with almost all of their clothes, don't get off on the wrong foot by rising to join in the chant ot "art lor art a saKe. for art's sake, These shows don't feature and everybody knows it.. If you want to argue that they nave a rijht to use scanty costumes, go ahead; you can make out a good case for yourself. But don't befog the issue ? by talking about "art." That has nothing to do with it . whatsoever. experienced. Nature Lover (gasing at a gigantic tree) "Oh, woadwflul, mammoth oak, if you could speak what won'd ybu tell Gardner t nearby): "S'ewse "me. mum, but e probably would aay : 'It you please, I'm not an oak, I'm a spmee,.M ' - - 5-i- H t - CS 1? Tbe poor .bouse is populated with people who tried to jive their lives according to the income of others. Bemi-nakedne- ss j A3 A MVTT5.R OF PACT E.feN CVCR ANV HAS 'SrOMe. Trt4T f AS,0) AVoux T T(M, - "THE ' Springrille r M f Tk la II WORPS OFTEN i&oiSudion r.-- : mnjr rjZim - mum - - a rjorida gin nan tnrrM News says New York police are Iim mnro IuwiMpv l.ihit. bnbandM, but this may U, only . 'Walk Rtarfpil h- real f.Mtte mi'ii full . i w - I"'1- . 1 1 f - I L- :lJa Seattle newt Bal estate man fell out of a window. Proven all uf tlifiu are not In Florida. Doesn't matter, but a couple of Ten members of the Polish con "I vs'ers 80 little for a cafe to niaRe gress are touring America. One is I mvb "w R,Mut- over six fwt. Regular telephone ill' l sT i - I- fl ?- ta Ml Jf- ;. 1 m tom sims says i - ".- ', . y 1 "'v- - keeper. gei-- - He Owes it AH to Darwin. The publicity agent was Interviewing the politician. "And what shall I say regarding your birth, senator," be asked, "yon know it should tie mentioned." "Oh, yes, about my birth," replied the senator, "tell them that I consider my birth as one of the most important events, of my life." v ' ; fellow of some action" to make a name for, Owen M. D vis mays, a himself, but girl onjy hag ' to face the parson. Most failures are simply, people' start before they are readyJf snaps E. B. Richmond. who Light Verse. Is fat .and slovfJTKI "thick And slim would llkl tobe; Just eat a , single cajjjstick: It, makes one light, you see. lone' Unlce and Iuice are" twins ' They look so much apart you ean't tell tell them a piece. Unlce has teetbens, '.i t i. If ton put yoor fln in Inice's month and she bites, ' It's Unlce. hasn't It takes a - . ,v s you. , . Payson - f v ' ' y' ' lx '4 A ,i ' '' " y 4 " ! I 3 l 1'- - ' of his y 4, spe-she- ' !;': 'I ' ,Vif - '' - - ?i ft V' ' ' " I"' Bt. WILLIAMS DOWN $S - - 1 -- , OUTMVR WAY Can't Ae done by the same 5, timidity.Say Hconscions of.'' : OFTEN MISPRONOUNCED both Species, Pronounce be-i"be," Accent oa first syllibie. " MISSPELLED Ducbess. - WORD STUDY "Use a word Let us three thrfes and it la yours Inereaae our rocabnltry by master Ing one word each day. Today's word MOLLIFT, to - calm, soften, asanage. , "Her presence seemed to mollify the antipathy existing be ' tween the tw mea.' . -- Iniee down, ' r- - ; pearances and keeping MISUSED Doa't day "he ia aware - Good hil iiall Provo alf, opines IL L. Wilkin son, there wasn't much in Adam praise except his originality, i ID - -- HOUSE" NepM ONE-PRIC- E DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By W,L. Gordon OP To THl?&e ! ' tvuiM-- r Electnc Vacuum .Cleaner- IT V5 OOT, "THC - I RlErl" Co Dixon- Taylor-Russe- ll ..After , Easy Terms 1 - ' white-leghor- PUii-in- ' : '1J. .' She is an enthusiastic booster ' and does not hesitate to tell her r friends about the many aupreawv features of MONARCH. uer seaside resort of Deanville. met Conntesa Ksrolyi of Hflngary and "...'...whose pullet invited bet M visit them in this laid 215 eggs In 2 consecutive eotmrty. Later the countess ar weeks," The Vancouver (ErIshl ranged to come, bnt when she applied for a passport Vise Secretary Up In the great open spaces where of State Killogg refugfcd, eaying bens are bens. she was barred by law, aa a com- My dog's so fast that when be munist, from tbe United States runs, around a haystack he has to This- - nettled Straburger, who Jump over himself every third lap. called eh Secretary Kellogg to protest but DtvMP aatlsfaction. So "Are you the man who cut my the beet way for blm to do some- hair last time?" "I eouttn't be sir, I've only been thing aboet ft appears to be for him to break Into the senate. There here 1 year." , he can talk and maybe act. Pennsylvania electa a senaterlhext year. Spencer Clark says keeping np ap Strassburger wouldn't confirm the report ' while In Washington, but , v ? 'OA , they say he intends to chuck his ' hat into the ring, with Senator Pepper'a, Congressman Tare's and - 7 Gov. Pinchot'a. to.-iZ- imMMy . nas tne assurance that failures are' "not ' to ' be i . old-syste- ; . . . Fahr-Iwnk- . . t ff !i ' In-Q- e, i ILi given lasting satis- - FATHER, ttcevs off I i BcJoFNbOl A FEW ME.Wtt M TAvil Km 1 fePeu.tM. m satvA SuStf MONTH Ah especially attractive, ofler for November The meter driven brush. Which Is removable, picks up clinging threads and other bits hard to remove from tbe carpet, and helps the powerful suction c4 thecleanerJa got tba-ke- imbedded dirt. The attachments slip into place wrtn the cleaner erest. They Clean tboroaghly. p - i This .wonderful double action cleaner with Hs ra--' movable brush really gives you two cleaners in one sweeper and auction, either or both. 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