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Show 5, TWO THE .EVENING HERALD, FEIDAY, bCTOEES 16, 1925. mm NEWS FEATURES PRESS - COiMMENT ii' RIPPLING ' RHYMES HERALD THE EVENING i T f ; An Independent Newspaper weakhr U 18M; as a dallr U IKJ; Jsss4 vi7 CaUbUsbesl d Bonds Horning ratal; JMJmifif Sveniu fdid except tarda;, " ; morning axotpt Idaoaaj. v efras". fcO JTIrsS Wast oBtl Published la th Bsraid building. ft mt; Eatarea M satead class V. M. H. Hornkrocfc Oaanar Bauaosoa Bitttrit the postoffic la Prora, JDUX ................ Baslaeas Offles, Telephone ftdltnrUl Boons, Telephone ............... JR. Berrtc. A. Utah South of Bait Leka City . an b tains Oc!j dilljr oawipaper la cult doa el any Bspapr u feUtor ....t.r..w.t.lW Bsrvics and K. Keis Member United Press ."I'J4' ..CUj S largest elr mu um ug mh w TEK.MS Of BLBSCKIFT10X, Delivered If timet, per aaonw I)eV?eres by earcitr, pr-- year, ia advance..... iu Delivered by mail 1b Uub county, per year, la advance.,..,,, DeHvere4 by Bell la United Biates, oautda- Ctaa eounty, per reef, .........("..";"" MASON 'NO t'ORK ':'T. 1 tJ "I can't said Sherlock Shirk, his mien in- get work;" f .yiting pity;jR y8in. J4rot from Jot tQ Jot throughoyl the heartless city. I wish to toil that I may boil some cabbage for my nieces, my pleas on bended knees, but they are shot ;to pieces. There are no jobs,". so Sherlock aobs, "for one waio's strong and willing; on weary feet I pace the street, and fail to make a kilting." Yet other men earn franc and yen, to work they're blithely? rob them of one job, they t find skating if another waiting. There's Jimpson Jawn, who roowi my lawn, and prunes the gaudy hedges, who's making good at hewing wood with' saw and;ax' and wedges; he does his tasks and never asks a question'that would grieve me, ajid all I fear is that some year he'll pack his traps and leave me. For there, are scores of .moneyed borfs who'd have him in their service ; and they'd engage to raise his1 "wage their efforts keep me "riervdusT; They come and fawn .on Jimpson Jawn, and beg him to consider; the dread is mine that he'll resign, and seek the highest bidder, i jdo not think that any gink who works with fiery ardor nted join the mob that has no job and nothing in the larder. Employers long for workers strong and quick and blithe and willing; such men don't walk around the block fate-shou- ld , .-- A dispatch from Chicago reports that: automobiles of the middle west have financed this year, through payment of license fees and gasoline taxes, the construction of 9000 miles states. Road expenditures of good roads in the mid-weste- rn and financial plans therefor vary of course with the states, but it is declared that "if every dollar taken in by the fourteen states were pooled and applied to the 9000 miles, there, would , . slillbe lef t $33,00Q unexpended." Though we have seen hQ recent compilations from other states or; sections, . it probably Is true that the automobile is "paying its way" in the same sense pretty much the country over. All but four of the states now Jevy. the' gasoline tax, Wisconsin, one of the latest to adopt it, estimates the annual return at $5,000,000, on the basis ofjour months' col lectionsAdd to the growing levies of gasoline consumption the annual license fees, the property tax upon the machines and the driver's license fees collected here and there, and we have an idea the state totals as a general thing exceed the "1 respective state outlays for road construction, u i.'' Not all of the taxes thus collected are devoted to .the streets and highways, however. The fight to prevent their further diversion" will likely grow more strenuous.. This is and tap: to notably true of the gasoline tax easily collectable states some in the of of. Levies little complained time this still or to cent three four one from increased have with little protest so long as the money" is devoted to'road states building and maintenance, ..In one of' the Southern. refnnds state, the that general! been suggested has it the Bftme proposal Probably levy. plenished via the gasoline will he made in other states. Compilations showing Justrjhour much the! motorists now are paying, and the cost of the serve prepared; well ice they are given in returji, might wifely-bstate of s.es,9ions the '0'be.heldnexj; legislative in advance year. where busted ones are. drilling. : - Outbursts of Everet True - IP rV&Per ISN'T. oCQ- - i r , - IT ; ' aAV ttve-Rcsfrr- UHrtT , 4)o;youTHlK iALD AS y. w 4 with" the ordinary lluimenta jnend quioiif under tjij powerful influence "of thla wonderful remedy, price Pow (Jlqiiid) "30c, 50c, and Site and 60c. Sold y IledquiBt Adv. DrusICo.' , .$t-2- ut Jinnounctmtfu ' u. Vida.' Clark, .licensed hair dnwer ia now associated with Mil Miss Lillian Allred at the Barber Shop. : Marcelling 50c; 75c Raw-ling- s A MAKCbS 7 AHt ' a : i a " - i HOOVER'S V' MILL FEEDS Wbs. Cannlnir factory Wednesday.' Thre are still tontatoea on the vine doe to the faverable fall weather but the contract lietwea the company and the growers ended October 14. d There have been wcelted at the factory this aeaaoa two millloa three hundred fifty fire thousand, five hundred ponnda, of tomatoes pearly double the next .hlghittt receipts wlilcn wa4 In 1910 while (bo war was on. The growers will receive $12 per ton which Is the highest price ever paid for tomatoes In the state by the canneries. There hard been oa the pay roll at the canulugl factory thla season more than three hundred employes af one time.- - More . than 80000 cases of tomatoes bars been packed and me greater part or me paca according to reports baa been sold. ; The cannery had an average run this year on beans aud pens ' and will continue oa pumiklu aud for proliably another moiith. There, were alo a few "Cherrit'S, ' ixacbea and soqie corn omued. ; The green tomatoes thut rewalu )ir the v lives are being bought by (he JJO. o( Salt eke City. . - CO in chopped, 100Ib....Wilu vfiwie' oats . co nn Oafs v tjAil'U lOOlbs i"hole Barley 10O,lbs. ' 00 flfl 4iUU Chopped Barley 100 lbs ;. CO ift 9AIU ariSK'VOUR DEALER ' i for . HQUVEU'SFLOUU i! - . Phone " I 124 HOOVER BROS. . ,, thj- '. 1 DAILY LESSONS ' r r : - WORDS' I) iTEX allsrED Don't say poUtiea are interesting." Say 1a" Thla is a singular word f plural foim - - m a i , THT WMt it ai .a ; ii ' -- i MK -- 1a ,.J''Bmi OCHOf? SO COO 71 HC THjNi5f TvACC tit - , i 4 j ; MISraONOUXCED OfTE.V sick and Dotage. Prouonnca tha "o" as in be delirious without later-- orrying "no." v"i" . .; over what joo said.- r UFTEN' MISSPEIJLEDAjuh thar ytw raa get j-- '? "".: It ' .' to- - ' V V . ' if-- r ttctura. . la pt nope4 tbst all those Sxeite energise. SiXOXIVS who throw rubblah by the waynide Intensify. omsUum. thdr laisJaUjna liy tarry- stimulate, exert," Inflame, .' ,, -- vord WORD OTDrw-pi- , hotna of buaea ing great. pobnn. tnrie times and It, m yours." Let; lua Increase our vocabulary by mas tering one word eactt day. .Today's Vail, tey aren't e lactiy, like a wosd; INCOMPUTABLE f incapable clot either. Tor after a dock to of beijig twnnated.- - TTe grains of wound up it will ruu. down 14 time. sugr In this bag are neomputable." Haturday night movie ad4 JIarold Lloyd tn "Hot . Water" tonight. Many tbousada more will probably be in tha same predicament' ' ' : -- . Songs Tbey Bint. Man in phone booth "All By My Old soak "Alcoholic Blues."" The flapper Love Nest"" Weather man "I'm Always Chas . i ing Rainbows." ; , Did maid "Parjing, I am Grow: 7. ing Older." Tlia roundVr-Thre- e O'clock jn s the Morning,", Ford "Mprut Mis Ataie fOM mis SAYS I Suae; a wish yhen jou see Ibe first atar and It win come ime, If yoq wlan hard enough. All wishes ' ; . do-th- They say It took mlllionf of years to make as what we are, and still the Job ia only started. Somebody rubbed a loan offlm la St Loul lnntea4 of a loan office u ' The World's Finest Talking -, St, Louis robbing somebody. . iii;,TAe Sonora won highest honors at the ' world's finest talking machine, tne ' nttie snarer for whining and bawling," remarks . Andrew ' Peters." "Ile'd cuss instead, f he . "D.on't blame g eoi PoorJdMooii. Business . NowDon't Wait Buy Select-you- r Sorrora now C and make the' whole family : - happy, umpired ' match Don't wait! ; Buy now , wVJ'1ilj '''". , '' ' "-- -- DixofcTaylor-Russel- .'Gelf r s. l By CHARLES P. 8TEWART. NEA Service Writer ' .' WASHINGTON la two respects American statesmen show to fe dis advantage in comiXiny with Euro"' pean public men. They're less mindful of sartorial correctness. They doa't know This was brqught out very coiiKplcuonKly at the regent gatherof .tha ... Interparliamentary ing tnlon here. ; l.f I. foyer's r Who have afterwards--' longed 'your y'..,yHli. CIWS SV W SWiet, M jf,. rierso.'.Many of the foreign delegates had their wives with them. rot style they were nowhere, compared with their hostesses at lejist, according to American ideas. iTm Latins, among. the visiting the ..old - world outclasses America linguistically ia easy to understand. Living at ploae quarters with other nationalities, the Europeans naturally learn one ap- " ouiers tongues. wbrnea, came, the nearest to meas- - The average American, surround uring .uuto,the. requiremeut---e- f ed only by histind, except along the Ainerkan tastes In dress, but even Mexican, border, where be does act B- e- ge wpr of - these- appea rej "to uire a Spanish-sniatter-ing.' lacks awaken no feelings of envy, so' far the opportunity and Incentive to aS jvnilnlue Washington was con- - learn languages,-oto practice them ctirned. even if be tries. ' Sue)) No " " Appue&vj "IUlNV MS0 iccojdm'Y op m 1 7os i v WAD WW &Jf f -! ded a Brigham young University un- - old WoJld. il.. thurber ihat It appears to The Opening of its' 1925-2- 8 the eaulr It is for some of them to get married the harder It is for them tot stay that wajf. ,fyf by the "iV .Telegram Jo friend : "Washout on line, cannot copie." Reply; "Come anyway, .borrow a -- NOW ALBERT" MOO i POLL VOOQ CWAi Ri$rtT OP "JO IM 1ASLE1 1 COOKEO A LOT IXfafii R WASTE! COA OKi MOrJ, AM IES'LL OMIM GO II ffi Lyceum Cours rt ... , -- , Hit ii i .i ROYAL WELCH GLEEMEN .: im ! , ji.'f-' , WiilWOnMI' - p QYWILimiS f lbriJ " . mjjsbf stuff ypu've.heardi furled , .'. ' .wpBder-ypij'r- QVT OUR WAY GOSH KIO - .. r - "I. 'iS ... . . .VOOHn-- . i MM -fHllA.'!'1, II M-MI iff i ? t v i ? . : i ir c ,V,i.t- " . "'.'-i-:- j Tuesday evening, 8 p. m.', October 20th, at the tTABERNACtE a. Ttc following' numbers - With the women It was Just the Co.. ' T The American- delegates1 dressed wcu enougn. . Tttejr suits were brushed and pressed and fit bet' ter than the European'. Practical ly wunout exception ihcy were ordinary, sacks, with soft felt bate and tan shoes, as often AS pat-The Europeans, equally . aJm,ost without exception, neTer appeared less than thg fntleat cutaway,- pearl gray tronsers,, 1lug hat, patent leathers and Bpats, gloTes, monocle, in more than a few cases the whole regulla. - "''',!:' av-- . many" . fwrefe?. i, 1, .to ... GTJTZON BORGLUM . to be presented during ' - .the season; , L CHERNIVASKY TRIO 1 J t M. "i ' -- WHITNEYDramalic JUDGE BEN LINDSEY MADAME EVALINE SCOTTNEY anu aMMinjf a r us is. -- STXOLlTTLTnDrainatic Season Ticket $2.50: mopu. Tf.-r . :f ;'J,1 - D josr before the first gelv. oj a cpigO octbSeg , . Sculptor- - - MORRIS HINDUS Lecturer IEDWIN A for many years to comer pon't letUhis oppor- - 'r ,tunity pass and then feel disappointed. 'iYau cannot i'' afford to go longer without music in your iiomer--t Vt',' you've, r ; , Ads Are -- Only $10.00 Dpwn . as-soo- pie E?fcntng perald Classified During Demonstration -- ,"r''uv- , ' teeth'-cuttin- - you have the chance of a life time..' To get- -' a beautiful Sonora Thonbgraj)h world retiown f or only ?100.00 and think of itl Jt will be delivered- - to '' as you have made a $10.00 pay- - ' your.home ment. Beautiful music jn your home, on these wonder-- ' ' ful terms, surely cannot pass you by. ., ; ";" ' , .Truth Is stranger than fiction and Feint heart ne'er won fair, lady, also moredecentu but "faint hearts haye been worked on to advantage by a number of '. X BUYS ONE- rod - , - ' Panama Pacific Exposition as tfye '.i I - ... ! Machine' v Texas editof refused to pay a $50 flnftV Mlglity hard, but be could Men are judged by two standards; made It baek in ten or twenty years. What they bays in their pockets and what tbey uaya In taeir beada ; I The Outlaw's yarstoa And departing leave behind us i Patience ia.aot'mnch, of a rirtue when it to spent Jn waiting for finger prints pn the scenes nf crime. ' something to turn an. The bigger the crook the more imi.i'.i" . i Ac.v; .';. 4n unhappy woman, says W.: M. shifty bis look.' Johnson, Is one who has gottenjyhat . The most effective sermon is that given by a go(K eaampla Roughly; the eonntry is divided Mothi,, asked - Uttle 1 Benny. into two classes: those- Who kef,when they had guests for dinner. watermelon preserves and those Who "Will tb dessert hurt me, or is doa . '!.: thera chough to go around 2" r. : Beautiful Soriora - t if ..'.'lit . Have.....Music In Your Home! . ByW.L. Cordon ; bushel . . . van havo uou v , ATTHKTTlME As LinquesU ,,.$liLi lbs. at A i1 m IN ENGLISH" r. 80 Ufe . Statesmen of America Fait co on a ant a - sueer . 1 poor old moon np,ln the 'gky ,,. When sweetheart- - spoon you're, al-- ' ' ways nigh.;' Whlte-compau- " ........ !.$1i80 orts 1C0 ' I ;CATiV - tAha ' 4 V! . S on yourself and not show it"- i RUN '! 'One of ibe hardest things to do, .ow about calling it the "political avers L. B. CardeU, U to be1 stuck sUme light"? . - CAIMGPIAWT HAS S fool? CP kl MAN OAS IM i 'a .4 greatest dlsrovery n' flesh henUiii is the liiarveloug Borozone, a preparation that cornea In liquid BIG and jjowdef form. U is a combination Stoatriieut that not only purifies he wound t)t KermB that eause infoillo'n but It hofcla the flesh with The tost of this year toniatoca extir4.dinBfy BtK'ed. Bad wounda or fji( whifb take wtH to heul were received at the Bprlnirrille Thfc; i , iTK n tJ'tny i f ' y t - L !'On5r mass : 1 ': The OFFICE: It- ir-- ? ' ". - . bi INFECTION ' " " - " " i . leh PpEVENTS By Condo , , i - ' i . - l I . - re 14 N ,' WALT - ;;;,...;. v.. V - - .'J TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON KEV3 - Reader''"".7" . SoprarTo Reader : " :. 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