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Show Tf T RIFFLING THE EVENING HERALD Entered at mcond elaaa matter at the poatoffloe la Prove, Utah. . Vm. B. Horalbrook ....... ...Tt.j4-xo-PnbUsb- r R. Qutnar KiuiBQiun ...... ..i.v.Oltj lUilior .............,.... Bcilifa Office, Telephone tilitorUi Kootus, Telephone KetDt.er Tnltrd M ...................... ............ ...1U7 '..,.......... Erew iSewe Bawlce and JS. X. -- A.-- Settle:- - aewiimper ia CUtr aoutb ojf Unit Lake City; largest .0y vtdally any newspaper In IJ'ah oiitaloe Salt Lake Olty and Ogdea. -Dlt.KMJi Or btllfctUlFTlON. ......... ..0e elivered by carrier, per mouth tHltTered by carrier, per year, la advance.. '..... ............ ..i.l4.M ftedvered by mall In Utah county, per year, In advance, w.j, .$3.60 tittered by pull la United States, outside Utah county, per year, " " Elixir of life Judge Gary, head of thestcd trus7Believe3 he haa found, the elixir of youth. He gave the formula for it on his : : seventy-eightbirthday.' It is not a simple thing. But neither is it mysterious. There are no occult rules for compounding it, no mystic rites to go through, no secrets borrowed from ancient magicians. The seekejrdoesnihave to go to any far country, or even to ihe nearest health resort, Here is the whole precious form, ula, as the hale old judge gave it to the press: Moderate exercise, plenty of good air and pure water, plenty of slei'P.-caltemper hard bat not too nrolongedwnrk: mental and physical, and a simple diet, consisting mainly of green vegetables, with some whole wheat bread, fresh fruits, little meat, little starcfi or fat or sugar, and no alcoholic stimJ : h ,',',; WALT ( GrKr THE LISTEN E it SEPT. 9TB ut very-har- offend and grieve me by dropping off to sleep, and some get up and leave me, and others moan and weep. When my long yarn is finished, all in the good old way, my. pleasure is diminished by heartless things they eay. Says my long yarn is finished, all in the good old way, my to me." I shoo them father used to ladje that Ftory-ou- t from my cotU'e, tabo friends who will not hear my tale of strife nnd i:v;$w and loves of yesteryear. -- But Hiram pits and listens, he'll listdn for a week, and not a teardrop ciKsiciia po.i iuu pauciit cheek. He never yawns or hollers, and vh?;i I make my will I'll leave him fourteen . dollars, act r.t.v Judging his skill. .,.. - DON KIRKHAM ORCHESTRA a JWflf : played Krlilay evenins, Scptcnilter and eatb eveuliiR at 8:45 this cronp of nolcd tjinnklaug will ap-(11, in coniTrt. nlon Kirkhain nwd tutrodoctlon . player arcolyt tothe Bimc The worst thins about liTlng 4 double Ufe; a fellow aeldoui geti thru twice as eorm; ' r . --.- . ' v7H fk , ' ' II " .. ; ri ,i) . -- . '.: (ffv'-Edfc?,jtf- ' M ?ostZ3 d . . STANDARD . -- . ELECTRIC CLEANER At this liew low price, you cannot afford to be without a Royal-rth"best cleaner made in Americau"J the-wi- . Sparrows will prey where eagles are afraid to venture. A If a joke is Is it rar or more heat Wriler. e- - plain why the WEIR Fur- nace is the bat to ifistall In your home... r BUCKLEY & HAWS ) ' " Trovo Utah word a-- Iter-sai- Why so much talk about It?- - Kid. ing an electric horse is merely a cur'" rent event. ' c. hll-ste- et LjCnldj baths prolong life. But pshaw, snaps Art Scott, that means niord cold baths. Is clear enough;.- She pays 2 ix cent on whiit she owe lo the HritlNh, while the latter ore lmyiiiK off the I'nited State. But site nerer'g to pay the princijial, Ibit what does England pet out Ow tlil3 about men's fsinhion. IVm't have to Join1 the navy to j;et It ? Well, Johu Bull makes very few dickers thaf hed (H'sn't think he your trousers off over your sboea. sees a chance to profit byn Tiite a mnn in Hie moonljglir. Ami one witli moonshine in liiui. fn the first' place, Ei.slnml ns. OiicSi lK)iit,a wild us the other. suiiies the Rreater part of.Ei"'''.r The hciftht of many a man's Interest itaymenta , lo the United it the.wajr .he ktiiJiarlajr put sri'Hse On his hair. pay to the British whjje the British paying Anierlcn ...Em n If jlje jliH'jj luugftjUafe. iMd ( -- That'a mt mt tnmt. out. u sue can cook, iwo can t .'ive. "n top or it, vnw-athev nmy on. rouue alone. that they won't do what Chancellor of the Excheiiuer Winston Clinrch-il- l IMslaixe doesn't lend uiu;h agrws on of the Itritish. the American representatives at the when the road is rough. debt settlement conference are sure Tort naturally; would expect a ris- ly to he subjected . to tremendous ing generation to get out of blnnds. pressure to do it. . 'f. by any possibility, they-- yield. Illinois woman judge "held court England assuredly wUl .say she's in In f home. .That's- where. Ihey entitled to as Tavoraiile terms as ' France and" demand that the prin- itvitallv lay" (hwu the law; leliMil of her debt to Ihe .Cnitcd Aall Street broker Is broke. lost States be cancelled also. nliout.a million. One who fishes is linlilff to 'low liisimitXThe Trench will put up ft talk about like, this : , "We were all figlitlng together. They say it- took millions of years to uiuke tis whnt we are and s'ill we You Americans did part of our fightd'.n't upiireclnfe it. " ing with your money. Yon might ns well exjiect ns to Indemnify you for Many nn apple grower Is lisiktna the lives you lost as ask us to re- Hum the money yon spent. forward to a pleasant winter Ids cider Is working for felm. ' .Another thing, England jumped in and Jiegau helping us at. the very Tlie family skeleton looks better licgirmiiig of the war. .Yet she says in a closet Hum in a bathing suit. we needn't pay her. ' VAre yoiv who waited until th s last roinutc. fujrnjMo 1 And finally, don't admit the ' these cnitsldemf ioiifi, wfoijdit of here's something else for yon- - to ' Iienr liear In mind, He thought he'd surely made a hit, - When for his she photograph prayed, "Out when this calls," she wrote on ie '..', ..... And gave it to the maid. . how few niarriugcs "j Ever notice and. new houses please the public. - - ihosqunogs are pri ttie Flit spray clears the eouse a few . EOIs tearcb by expert entomologista knd i chemists. Mor than 70 formulas were Ilonsehold Insects tTft sprayalso-deitr- s roaches, ante, and ihsect egirs. The cracks and crevices where insects bide and breed are readBy reached by Flit . Try Flit in your home. ..." tore Flit was finally, perfected. Flit effective maectie.ide eofttainingi no inactive (inert) ingredient., .... ; For saU tveiywhtr. .', ; . !;.'"- , , . , IiMfcit mi mm in "w ii . r -- I , - t i in 'tr in m hihiimi DON Q." Just an intensely appealing love story with many .complications-becausof conspiracy and intrigue, a story replete with high .adventure that gives the greatest opportunities ever for athletic prowess, fearsome stunts and feats of 'utmost daring and skill such is the description of the latest Douglas Fairbanks photoplay, "Don Q, Son of jjorm,'-whiciS anuounccd as the feature attraction coming Wednesday and Thursday to the Columbia theater. The management of the Columbia theater Is authority for the state-incthat in, his new screen plnv Fairbanks lias departed, ft unwarily at least, from such historic characterizations as "Robin Hood," or the imaginative fantasy of his ,!Thief of Bagdad," and now has given his public a picture that outstunts anything he has ever produced; a "picture tbnl; affords hint the- - widest h i Bull-whi- con-sis- . i. : RAISINS;T 4 pkgs.; f or 1 49c-- " . .". . . PRUNES 25c Italian, per - r 39c - . . lb. - rso. u a. pat: oft- MdTkaiiliSS (- ' - per lb. PORK sipSAGE bulk, per lb. LAMB STEW fGER:..'.;,1212C RIBJ50IL I . .' i . ,'. . . i 8c Plate Rjb,perlb. 10c, 12 . ViEAL STEW Plate Rib, jper lb. ; . ; : m. . , - ; ' h o lusct I "' "Th4 pillow can wti'h th black band" - I ; 1 j possible scope for . his athletic Abilities. "Don Q, Son of Zorro," is not at all related, as many, have thought,., t the Cer v'antes masterpiece "Don ', Qulxtoe," The picture, was made . ovft ' from' the novel "Don u's Story," by K. and Mesketn Trlchard and was adapted for the- - screen ly Jack Cunningham. .Don O is the sod of Zorro and 'the roles, of both , son and father are portrayed Dy tne ' ; versatile star. "Chief of the RtunUtn,T)on TJ.'Soa of Zorro," spring from the nse by . a very.,, Fairbanks of the. long,. very slcndvr and very.sinuous lash,' menacing and very terrible In' Its execution when In the ..bands of., a skilled person.' This whip, which bad its origin in the early ranch days of southern California when it was used by cattle drovers," of a lash fastened to a butt-lik- e handle and thaf tapers in its length of fifty or sixty feet from a thick- itess of an inch or so to the slender' of small fvTaat fSyfff. iie We have Plenty of Fresh Fish . It,,' . SALAD PRESSING ::1 GREEN PEAS J 9Qa ri fresh per h, . ,7lir- Batayia, 40c size . U . BETTER MEATS FOR LESS M0NEY77 - "DESTROYS . . House ne sdav ana: ROT,ROASTSJ per lb BiM7 O0Mr ReawfcoM J f. . Russell Co One-Pric- e nn - well-know- -- M, j; B. lib. can .. $ARDINES BOOTH - 2"canSffor,.lK.".. per lb. Files Mosquitoes- - Moths Ants Bed Bugs Roaches - coffer ;. ft 100 Z3 . ' . totedoi jrarious honsehold insect be,u w J: STAND AEf) OIL CO: (NEW JEfcSET) uj -- .""'";. of mosquitoes and flies.; It is dean, easy and ' i " safe to use. v minates r Faiut ,ueT"AAM'r complexlo" a n'er fsl - aaa . won a husband. 'at : ' rpaith spray. SDrayinz Flit on garments kills mothB and the-irarrae which holes. Extensive tests showed that Flit did not stain or injure the Most': delicate fabrics,,,, , ri - A Scientific General Insecticide let mosquitoes epoil DON'T summer. Spray them ' with Flit I .. ; Illtt-ral- ? ifou The -- I SJiUus.rrtlui-2-tMir--e4- . Dixbh-Tayl- or - If all the letters "written by us to the girls lack home were to be laid out together they would form a line an awful ljne. Irate Parent While you stood at the gate bidding my duughter good nlght-r-d- ld it ever dawn uism you lliilnies Certainly not sir! I never stayed as late as that. , , , God-dur- sooMess Phone for ; 4 Y at Popular Price and Easy Terms, The Best ; AtHiut all the use some men have for the 'golden rule, says E. S. 13 to niestire the conduct' of others. gasless It will pay you to let ut ! Your eyes are the dancing lights Of tiny boats on a velvet sea Yonr cheeks" are the rose of Autninn skies Sunset in Arcady. Your hair is a shadow In the night A weeping cypress tree. Bl'T; your heart Is the spirit of the Prudential Life Insurance Co. Impregnable as Glhralter! no joints less dirt STEWART" . T YOll 4 .Investigate. Compare. You wilL : find that Royal gets dirt when others are through, but others! will not get dirt when Royal is.;3.:1 i throiigh. even , -- e; can't it still he 4101 half-bake- d i-- 7 BusinessGetters. iliUt : . tITj -- A Bottle of Cora and Yeu. The niht was dark and dnary, And Johnny Jones was dry. So he got a pint of liquor, ' The --best that he eould buy. Then started out Took a drink to make him gay; But a six-efup got bis number Corporation court today. rhlsorijeslra. a!-h- The Evening Herald Classified Ads Are ' -- - V -- ' - .WASHINGTON Kinphfttte ax Of TEN MTfl'KO.NOtMUlJ t'ncle fSam'a In' sayini! officials a are, In the Sound Jvorv. "im," thatHhls country lsu't poing to for OtTEN Mlsn:i.LE .. Jsiii. give Frnuce the money nhe owes us, SVNOXVMS-iiii- p, shrill, acnte even though England Intends to do (bstv iOiint, i)iiri''ii.': " -so, the fact remain Unit the French V. STnY rMr" uud British, between them, have io au awk Increase our Toeahulnry ly nmstor-ii- . niHhfii'd to place America r1 want position."-" ' ' '1 iliiv. 'He word mlsi.v's word: .XANGCDtt ; lassitude t Wlint Prance .peta nut of 4te between her finance TiilnlKter Pen Ki'rkbiidk, "Who has"Just eloped Ml or(;he.str:irnuisie at thfi UkIv ur lt iiressinn of iiiinU. "The If. Churi-h-III- , Ciiilluux very BiieeeMrful season at Lasoon, hia theater, during the coining and Winston climate produces a languor that Is Tim itenSug eiiKaKens'iit uhs EriKlnud's cliiincellur 'of the lian entered Into a c"iitri"'t t" ''""'- - '" difficult to dispel." I TOM SIMS SAYS f ' ii.-ijJ'.-- j .Free Trial Home men aye like the horiaon. never eouie near. They j section The dancing iiulille of thla also will be pleased 4o learn that Sometimes ours should be called a this- popular aecrcgatlon of musi government. misrepreaeutatlve music each furnish will the cians Saturday evening for I'tahna ..Gar The correct time to go fishing dens, lieclnuiug aaturday evening, does not depend on the lwwrujLhi12. Scptciiilicr or suji, the 'direction of even the Condition of the water, we learn from. Jack Graham.- - The eor- rect time t - en ; fishing is when housecleaulng starts.- AT COLUMBIA THEATER lNt e ' ' t stubborn lo take his wife's .advieiv Rates on Railroads JuccoTny . XEA CONTest , PARADE CARNIVAL loeera uf this Htate and especially tothe danclnft pijblle who are familiar with the h!rh elase of uihkIc pro. England Will Maneuver to, Get Best of U.S. Debt Ray "lie .works evenings." Kay "he Works in tht ovojiIuk." noth-boa- en-ep- ht Inn't k -- perfectly eerioua dictionary editor says that we need an ulphubct ot at least forty -eight letters or symbols" in order to render correctly the various Bounds in the English language, Jle doesn't wont to be piggish about his alphabet, but he admits that we could use one.hundred symbols if we desired to be extremely exact in our renderings. ' , It neems obvious that many pf the letters in our short 2 alphabet have to work overtime. The Oxford English Dictionary uses about fifty characters to indicate the varying sounds of the live vowels. It dtvotesj another twenty-seve- n to the , consonants. Most of us are content to have those symbols confined to the dictionary. If they are printed in Intelligible tables so that any ordinary mortal, looking up 'a woru, can ligure out its correct pronunciation, that's enough for us. Why need school children learn a forty-eigor: one hundred letter alphabet just to take care of all these extra sounds? Hy CHARLES P. k -- i DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH Rij W. I. Gordon t'U-r- f When I vaa a boy I ,re-tand Siivid d . Why Reform the Alphabet?. -- I'm fond of Hiram Hoary, he is my dearest friend, for tdJ a story-lilistens to the end. Trie Elory may Yen, but tbey didut bae " if it make him bedreary, tiresome yarn and slowj-bash Feidatera then. ' weary he doesn't let mer know. He wears a pleased expression as I go rambling'on, and tollows. each digression ORIGIIAF.I k jnetuiailst is aiaa w ho, bear- CITY 'without. ( the tot the ktxx-sigh or yawn. And when the tale is nJtd, ; diHir, sill the bolt, thinking U'a the ; that is splendid, , FKEE PEACHES this, cordial Hiram JSird exclaims,-tlNow, W'ulf- -. ... . the best lvfrheard!'' Good listeners are scanty, they're HORSE RACES . zzz.:z-rzzto find ; "and" pcoplein my"tihantyar often, have tu Rome aeeni people jnost unkind. I set to w ork relating a yarn some cubits their bay fever to ing long, a tuie that 1 am rating asybeing good and strong. I uUtut." sit beneatb'my awning my story to unfold, and soon" they BOXING all are. yawning, before one third is told. And som Failure: A man who was too when I , ,. ulants. And just because it ia so simple, sensible and easy, most - . people will pay no attention to it. A WASHINGTON NEWS MASON ; i MX Ag Independent Newspaper, ut4ibed as a weekly In ISM,' a dolly la 1923; toned every sreuing except Saturday, and Sunday mornini; rural morning edition fiery utornUig except Aluuday. FuMUbed la, the Herald baUding, W Beat!! lint Wert street, " ' - ; A Freto, Tun. . t) TIMELYi EDITORIALS JOT At: it EWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT ? SETTEER 8, 025. THE EVENING HE RALD, TUESDAY, US TWO FA t |