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Show I A J A 41 THE EVENING iii::tAL2; TVLSDAY, SnTTEMLES 0 1, 1525 p.MELYJEDlTQ 21lPi WASHINGTON HEWS NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT TIIE EVENING HERALD IPPLING T WALT RHYMESJuson mt An independent Newspaper n i3r ImmA rrwy daur CaLkblihed as a weekly liTWM: a evening wfrpt Saturday, and Sunday norninfj rural naming Oluon V rj nonung except wuoimj. . . 'Wart hi Urn Sunlit' building, 0 Booth JTr Europe tte&ents ' The-- r American Money r But Takes It OFFICE GAT w J "' " WAKiuaicmiS is the oJd duy; ' -- ' ; IVpiihirltT lravea very Utile time of the deTeWpment of the west, mm.- ON A DIET . . fur tliluklug. popular witn capital wasn t the very pibnteri who drained all Ordered learned the am now I on by physician, living Ha. Jolin Henry, battleship are their power of pcrsunuinii to et it -rIvu, Uua. ' to improve my punk condition 1 consume it fried not brought into slaw; the port by tug of into the euteryrises tbey were' en- ' second cAm matter at tha poatofflea ta Ptot, Utah. Entered and raw,TfIf ybu "wish to live much' longer," said the" vrnt gafwd in pFomotinjt. - . .. hen .rBBimw ..doctor, stern and wise, ."If ..r They bad to hire It, bnt wn. uvwiuumu' make strong-i you'd your system N. Gunnar Kasmusoa Onoe niH a time there aa'a nutn they ot It they auused It of bog- (T( you will cut out cake and pies. - So I give you timely who fcnt-an the words of "Tne ; Baatneta Offlc. Telephona -UW Capital, in turn, actosed the . ; Banner." waraingTas I go my helpful way; eat chopped cabbage Editorial Booms, Telephone i.. it t j fresternww of trying; play tt for lie i'raui'ig, Key. in the morning, eat it seven times a day. Eat it a iuoker. There waa a good deal of Member United Preas Newa Service and M. M. A. Barrio, when your friends are dining on such grub as men desire: 01 bwween them.' ' If the ''Sow you ran go to grata," aald Only dally newspaper lu Utah south of 8a.ltAlw City Uneat dr een fortiirn the fori-fuhad rapltul Otdaa. and eat when Is outalda Salt sun it the h-eat Uty eulauon of any newspaper inU'ah it by the evening fire.! iUe Utkb county tarmet at he i shining,, would have ; boon lota wttrae, SI "'And my friends increase the sorrow that a diet' victim hla borne into the iiasture. TVKVtM llV MJBNCIUFriUN. It would bare bad its own governDelivered by carrier, per juuuUk Justiback ment of feels, crying, "Dine with us tomorrow !" And they have it, tlumoring for ... rear. In advance. ikiivMnxi h mtirr. waa fond of Jazs danrtuft, ce..---such goodly meals ! I've-- a dozen invitations to their tables, My rKiiinie Delivered bf maU la Utah county, pel yea', la advance..,.,, j...:.$3.a0 d Had a partner weight, five The weatern Americana would whic will groah with the finest of Ixriirered by mail lit United tttatea, outside V tan county, per year, " : ' f '. bare demanded that tbfir governI three. have to eat alone; other men may eat the chickens and The floor was too elUk and too ment tell tlie other to go government ' ' the cysters fried or raw; I must face a dish that sickens, ' HllpiKTJ to a warmer tliuiuie. ' I'oaalbly It r c; White crosses dot the sides of the highways of Ohio, some . O bring back my boiinie to me! I must fill myself with .slaw, Neighbors come with tempt: ' would bare done ao. Which would V ; the times singly; sometimes two or three, and they- mark have been very unpleasant 1 ing dishes', in Ihe kindnees of their hearts; platters full of ' . hiiHband in ... ., a have a who can death. accidents resulted automobile Sliiny where apend loaves and f;shr. .srrnmbled eggs and cakes and tarts. Do spots ' a has flthwdriim lay limrfllj' dlKglmf Automobile drivers rounding a sharp curve, in many 6eo Lthey know thfit I'm forbidden. to consume their little-treat- ? Just now the United States Is en Tipi'lt "('f WS'BtlU'Bg wtu'U' hit In financing the world, as the tions come squarely upon a white cross, orpossiMy two or Do they know bow I'd be chidden by the doc if I should sudden gaged ' wife asks him to trariMiIiiift 'a east ... . . .. financed the west, ber at borne, " three, mut' reminders that one or more persons have been eat? Ere I started on a diet, in a moment of despair,' all eraiilum. , or " Let us demonstrate years ago. fifty . killed at that spot. . you 1 "I bear," aa Id Smith, thRt yoo forty my days were calm and quiet, no one asked me anywhere. Doesn't it stand to reason that now mucn better a box ' of candy the rest of the world ts Governor Vic Donahey was responsible for the placing of No one fetched me pies custard, no one brought goul- bring your wife Kqyal ' going to feel the crosses. It was his idea that they would help to cut ash or stew, or corn beef bed ight" with mustard no one every day." ' ' toward American capital the .same -lt"u al'Yes,", replied Newlywed, cared what I might chew.. Hut when once I made my down automobile fatalities by ni"kine drivers more cautious have ever seen. way that the west felt toward east coiufortiiia; fwllng to know era those three or four de The action of Governor Donahey has been met, as usual, pledges that Vd eat no food but slaw, people climbed the waya capital that you have aouithing to eat .in cades back? Only more so, at least with various expressions of opinion. Some automobile driv- - gates and hedges, bringing dainties boiled and raw. (lit! hollSt'." so far a Europe is concerned. fra have declared thev experienced a very unpleasant sensa It Isn't quite so bad In fields like tinn rominff suddenly uDon the ehastlv white crosses, The Mai-tStbie Was Stun;. South America. South Americans Dixon-Taylo- rr - III f a r .; -condemned bysome on the. theory that Mark' .Sting wns verxjlUappidiitcd, baven't-g- ot governor-has-bee- nthffcomptejnbatTbey ms Vt'urrick not call that Stewart did saved civilisation" and ought to be plan the reminders are too gruesome, while others praise 1110' i " in her Sunday eveninu, V suppose paid for It Even so, they're suspic"as being a preventive of reckless driving. Nfotj bud be il, that another Dcxler. fall ul Anrcrtcair-cHpitiious North of Undoubtedly, there is something ghastly about tne un "The One Price House". Dexter, Mo., Statesman. fearing economic, arid perhaps pousual markings. Confronted suddenly with one of them," a litical domination by.lt nervous driver might be so startled that he would lose con Boomers are the statics of real trol of his car. and cause the very accident the markers are progress. But Europeans, at the same time . provided to prevent. However, the situation as to automobile accept American money, bethey accidents, the vast maioritv of which are caused by careless cause thty must, are resentful of it. Lanwuit. Doy's Mivciy ness or thoughtlessness, is so bad, that unusual methods are, They're used to Investing their cap- I never sausage eyes as thine, " yw " And if you'll butcher baud in mine, Ital, to exploit others, not to having A CVCN perhaps, justifiable. IS J ill..;' 7 'y i W' others Invest It, to exploit there. ....,,-- . And liver round me every day, ' Deaths from automobile accidents show no signs of abatNot do finandislike It only bam-lothey of some We'l That seek t far away, many ing, on the contrary, they are increasing. We'll' meat life's frown with life's cially, but their pride's hurt them could be averted, is proved by the fact that, after every Besides, " they're "exceedingly caress . ... startling jmethods re over I'ncle Ham's' insistence "safety campaign," particularly-i- f grouchy And cleaver to road hnpplness. on a settlement of his. war loans, used, there is a temporaryjowering of the death toll. CareNow he's buying up their less drivers, it seems, are likely to forget the tragedies that Are You Interested in Photography? Every man who plunges ftito an which they don't want to Industries, lon. lie s mark their trail.. t the placing of the white crosses will keep the' ietcold bath in fuorniig and buying them wholesale, too. Ills forIf not, you should be at least, to the extent of fleu.ft the necessary danger before their minds,, the action probably lives, is sure to brug about It all eign Investments aggregate almost v day. is justified. "Bad cases require bad cures" is an old adage Siring a as as war much his claims and these truth. a carries are 12 great nevertheless, around Hllions,' oa 'everythat, Newly Married J&m ; "My wife Is body knows! IIesttirfed buying an angel." ' - ' ' "' " bonds. Now he's buying stocks. 150 Married Man: "How long From a creditor he's ; becoming has she been dead?" Uncle am's postal service on July 26 celebrated its 150th . owner, o Jf y, that any i. i of every member of your family birthday. It has been one of the richest blessings It Is reasonably easy to go Into THAT CHAT government bus ever, bestowed upon its people The story Another season is now on the threshold. To get Hi , business, says J. W. Hodson, but It from July 26, 1775, when Benjamin Frank ,f postal sen-ice-, acquainted with all the eood things in' Photogra, "i. takes capital, courage and capacity " " ..' "H ' ''.J lin was appointed postmaster general, to this date, irom pony Phone 384. ', phy to stay In It to advantage. most romatic one of a the we It's to our chapters form3 see don't good thing airplane. express selves as others see us. Chances are in American history. Devil: "What In bell .are you we would drop dead. of the fathers was to establish a system of u ... ...... l tut titi-ud- y f"f only .... ....... .... 4 r .TVTi 1 . 6gQgy" You can tryt wJtKouf pbUgatiQa and without noticfogtHe payments 'd bu. -- Ht-o- -- fet-Iin- g lke g STANDARD1 i........,...tjt!i"2S ...... ...,... tr u ELECTRIC CLE ANE& i buu-dre- rationsand Crosses For Death Spots , 1 It's the same good Royal youjr J friends are all so enthusiasti- ; now available rf' , a popular price arid soldon very terms., . " K-abo- ' 1-a- t r !ft easy. to ot than any cleaner yon e Outbursts of Everetlrue - iUuondQ ScreMio think that Anp J v crY "it' Russell Co. -- i: you've, 3oT' ,THC Op. world A" I --w.- 5i . 'J. Years of Progress (d You .". V . .4.ta TOM SIMS SAYS . The vision communicatioa amonrr the people which, would be the foun dation of a 'government which naturally depends for its existence upon an informed electorate, would promote the exchange of commerce, and lirik society in common ties under , , one flag. From this lofty standpoint the present controversy methods to make the postal service a g branch of government, even to the point or where second class rates become excessive and the press turns to private carriers for relief, seems weak and watery indeed, More than tongue can" estimate, the postal service, based upon high social nnd political ideals, has been ihe promoter through a century and a half of progress of the plane of life fiat America has reached in 1925. lunching at?" His Assistant: "Oh, I Just ba? Marriage Isn't a failure Just thut fltipiH-- locked up in a room cause some of those- - who try it are with a thousand bats and no (Copyright, 1925, KEA Service, Inc.) ' Im- r Larsoe ' "J'aiieT 'Marriage is a great Instl- ' " j' "Janet: "So Is a penHentlary.n ' o' tution." -- profit-mattin- The Public Must Be Taught How To Use - were a baby you Visre very awkward in using a slioMi but fiir all that you were a very superior baby, no doubt "At least you have survived irtilil this' instant In a world heart .with perils for babies,- for. people .and for everything that people toueU and other babies the nil .'qu enine up tbrotigh life using breakius Ihinps awkwardly, ' tbiHKs.tliat need not have liecu .broken, and learning very .alow Iy the. riidit way to use a few titoJ. to eat.u few foods, to' t'huoKe 'nnd wear a few articles of eluthiiu:. . Hut wherever you we a factory, you ean bo sure there is at bast one uiHiyworryiiiij because uu Inexpert public liiUuaea und MiuietinH ubtises the thifig be tries so hard to mala- and you - . - . t udied- - - - te-p- if eefc- -r To every good nirfnnfacturer, or inerchRiit, or grower, or importer tbp world appear full of babies who seem lient grown-uon buying things, destroying them, and crying loudly that ' they are no good. In some of 'the eases manufacturers have worked for years to educate people to a more jiUillful use of their goods. A few Typienl examples of ; p - uiiKUHgd. - products: T(hi imrny " - - with' diill raxnr blades. Too many people use a toothbrush horizontally histead of w ith a vertical or rotary motion. Too many people, try to regulate their own watches with a r r- penknife, Everything It Touches Too many blondes buy .brunette rouge and vice versa. Too ninny women us caustic . soap on linoleum. Too many people Mitieoxo out too much dentifrice at n time. Too many motorists forget to water their; storage batteries. Too many pewpie use fountain to pens with point their biniilwrlti!!','. Too many iMMipl( cat bananas that are not completely ripened. Too many smokers let fine cigars dry out Tw inyTiotwekeeperg use '..ton mucn floor wax and try to ixilish before the wax is dry. Too 'many men play approach shots w;lth a spoon. - Too many people can't len ' new' volume 'without breaking-thbinding. Too many, motrfriwta lenve the' caps off their lire valves. " Too many cooks burn fried .' : . ?S?? ou the. bottom. . Too many people thing .fbat It is nonsense to change'' pbnno-.grap- h needles every tluui- a record is played. " Too many women. don't follow the directions for washing fins silks. Etc, etc., etc. 1 Thttse manufacturers want their goods to work. They want tln things they sellto give tbo full si'rvlec they are expected fo Hiev. AIwtc all, they do not want .a .trial to result in Apparently, opines Dwtght ings, moving picture censors selected from among the blind. I. ,ii r I.ove isn't blind, scraps ford, its just nearsighted. - - - )'i.ii.Tf..l8Ma.ii.i-i J. - A C, frank friend soon becomes rank enemy. . Americanism: Paying too much bragging almut bow jaiuch It wst.-- This Tailor's - Business Crcasins. It's rcrtainly true of the I I OMEBOOv -- j THRCAhJEO A UT0ARU8SER VpOOOtE OOCr.y tlght- - roiw walker that he travels a "straight and narrow path the ' I I Another definition of a cynic is a man who, on the morning of a hot dnte, gets ft cracked Hp.-- ' ; OUT OUR WAY gj are ' - BY WILLIAMS FREE. 1 UFE,AW' MMAvfT" LAlO HiS UT PiPE OM TrA" FRESH FER-A- - AM' V E5e d . ' ..a Bill- 7 W ' 1 V U" J.l " vCtW rTlrtr'"' 8tfT I Mlk - -- , " " , - ' Being ccmceited is usufllly about all a .onreited person has to be-eo- "Dependability Regkrdless of JProfit!1 p |