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Show " THE EVENING 1IESALD, HONDAY, AUGUST 17, 1225 NEWS FEATURES PRESS v COMMENT-- . THE EVENING HERALD ' An Independent Newspaper Astabllihed as a weekly U 18M; m a UIly Js 1923; lassa ru; enim except ftetarday, ut Sunday Mania; jural aw ratal edltloa ery Borninc excejK Moneay, Published, to fee Herald building. W Provo, Etta. fl II flnt loot West atreet, Eat red m second 1m batter at the poatoffloa la Prove, Ota. - tyWtit .Maaon 'i-l-- , ..' 1GREAT MEN . a rn tf - TIMELY EDITCL-L- 0 WASHINGTOIJ KEY3 a Tbe kirer, alKba Uadt Edwarda, be plared- bia band o gently her rbla ben be' tried to " - . Groat men in swarms assembled at Dayton, Jennessee the awestruck natives trembled before their majesty.- - OK taaca tui to rbe aaiu is sow Iba'aua-baaHohluf her by the d to there were men of learning too deep for me to sound; their back of tli bathing cult and buldlng with wisdom 'burning, left wreaths of smoke bla aide witb th other baod, wltb And orators majestic, great Verbal acrobats; around lid Ja lighter aa abe ipluttera. , wreaths foreign and domestic were seen upon their hats. Art MltcbeU eaya, what the world And lawyers straneelv sifted' the chieftains of their is a "lasting peave that don't oeadt towere and facts there. sifted, cjal, concerning ape man.- For days the village geeaer could not traverse the have to be fought fur every genera v. pike, but he would meet a Caesar, a Daniel or the like. tion. -With great men drawn together4he weather should be Yame Is lurt'ely aa acclJwit ; cool;, alas, the Dayton weather would puff orate a mule. co gala notoriety. Great men, to be imposing, Bhould have a frigid mien, disclosing in every passing scene. Their garb 'Society people make as much fuse should be unsullied, their linen white and fine, their maps getting married aa theatrical people should not be gullied of brine. But aO these do ia getting divorced t stately strangers were melting in the sun and soon the Thli is aooa'tlme of the year to native, grangers considered them good fun. How soon we are forgetting the fame of mighty ginks, .when we be- remeuibber that be who eats with hold them doff inhetrTollafs, coats and ties, we turn fUes way soon be not aUre to eat at from awe to scoffing and ridicule the wise; We recognize alL their splendor until the peel their vests and show, their Today. moist susper.derss and then they are but jests. The gfeat Tula la Today, men mopped and melted until their souls were tired, the Say ain't you glad. while they bravely pelted the court with words inspired. Ain't tbe aky bliw, But no men there in Dayton will bow to high estate, or Bay life lnt bad.;. humbly bend and wait on the high imported great "words, ,rz-- OFFICE CAT Rippling Rhymes r a it 1 - II I V. II - - .............. . . . ..City f JUUutr . ,ip. Bonne om, Tfifpnona ...... W ...J..v .....f....,,..,. Editorial Booms, Telephone ....10T Member CaitCd Pre Nwt Herrio and K. . j. jwvtet. N. Gunnar Kaaausoa r . ii pi Only daily newspaper la Utah aota ef Salt Lake City j largest of any newspaper la Huh outside Bait Xaka City end 'Ofden, TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. by earlier, per snantb. ......tAAO by carrier, per year, la advance...... by mall la Utah comity, per year, In advance. by nail la United States, ouulde Utah county, par veer. .itt.aa.'...u......43c.v..a06 ........... .vf4 fVll vpred Dwliversd Delivered Delivered Stinne'8 Stage Fortune . One - -- -- . preciated. HooTCwtKirv-sSEisS- ;V Two-Doll- breath. . By CONDQ. fir rrmii j Life isn't bad. Say ain't yon glad. , - two-doll- ar s two-doll- nt Washington Has nt middle of the Traffic Rules By CHARLES P. STEWART. N!EA Service Writer T,VA SH IXGTON WaslLington has iow probably ybe most cnmplicnted ntffic code in the- country. 'The origlual idea was to make be capital. America's model in the utomobileifcHL- - nice Iianilltug of Jiilaee for. drivers and a paradise torithose who walk. Vnfortunately the code's compilers ut too JEuci Into it, in an effort to nake it cover everything. They also followed the congressional method, n including numerous regulations (which either mean nothing at all or lse mean two or three different and (luflieting thing, until they're "in kerpreted." The trouble is, the differ and conflict too. - 4 , Come in and talk phone, ; ii 'FAMED STONE I'SKD. CHICAGO, Aug. 17. Fire, swept the huge aleo plant of the Hammond Packing company in the heart of the packinghouse district here this afternoon. The building is six stor-itehigh and half a block wide. Scomi of fire engines were summoned in an effort to check the fire which started In the basement and reached the second floor within a few moments. .Other fire engines w.ere summoned to protect adjacent plants. . s SALT LAKE, Aug. IT. Kolse itone, fame d for 4U beautyexture and durability among the sandsotios of theWold, has dlsilaeced. terra cotta as tlie choice for trimming the I"' The trouble with the lipstick, is mmMim4&mpMiimmm too many girls think Its slapstick. ' entrance to St. Mary's of Wasatch A yolling- stone salesman gathers Mountains,' construct inn of which is ' no money W411 under-waVjailLillJ on the purchased for the academy grounds - There ought to be some way 'of .(use t" theftbillH just soulh of making winter seem as short as sum, Emigration canyon. mer seems. , rviu5iriwAsV .'. j TOM SIMS SAYS Nothing seems to spoil a Quito's appetite. mos- - 1- VlV;i wo4 A-Sa- A I k' real do likes to eat steak, tint had rattier have a god tile out " .'s-- A lie " id 1 rids jfUt apray destroys roaches, bed bags, aU and ioaect eggs. The cracks and crevices whera insects hide and bread ra readily reached by Flit apray. It is clean, easy and safe to tue. Kills Deosebold Insecta Flit spray cleara the boose in a few aamates of mosquitoes and disease bearing fliesrSpraytog Flit on gar--Trg FUtinftmrkoms. V ' ft i n ments kills moths bair 4arma ad aat Joiea. BxUnaiMMtt bowed that Flit did tot Masa at.kv jnra the moat delklabrfca,. r; ' srhieh A SdenfiSe General Iasecidie '5' . Flit is tfaereaoltof exhaTereaeanih by expert entomologfets and cnemlvta. Mors than 70 formulas were tested on various kottsehold insecta before Flit,' was flnefly perfected.' Flit la a 100 effeetrre fcaiesttcide eoatain&r M (inert) inftedienta, . Far taU eveiyvkert. iJf 8TANDABIM)IlVJa (NEW JERSEY) j uL RCa U & - - - August 12. John George, Prop. i'l "vTfT. make you hgntnigxxisay FUt Shining Parlors University Ave! mm ar qnickly SPRAYING of roaches. , Private Compartment v for Ladies , ca-wre- ckea o uimiirra (.noiuain tieracneii h. Grlffln of the 138th Indiana field Aug. 17. v.r " ;?: ( Fields today 4 'bUe .latoxicated ;.". connts official an promised investigation of manded an official edict prohlhlp. charges of conduct unbecoming an Ing gambling, by betting on a pri officer filed against Brigadier-Ge-n t fight eral James T. Kehoe, adjutant gen- General Kehoe "said the chargfa oral of Kentucky, with a demand for were "largely a jaatter of poUUqa Kehoe's dismissal. DEEP WATER, Mo., Xng. 14- Brigadier General Ellerbe W. Carter, commander 'of the 63rd Ken- Five bandits In anaiutomoilla heafr tucky field brigade, brought ' the ing a Kansas. llcnse held np ' fna charges and in addition to accus- bank of Deep Water here today atSJ ing Kehoe of drunkennes, alleged escaped with $3,000, !. Do roaches Orpheus Shoe 14 "N. feflojr'Trf )fflcers and natoRaJ,'guardamen. a Soulier's radio att ' ti1" while Intoxicated. ; r Cheap matches are a lot of trou ble. Toii seldom strike a good one ' in a whole box. " 1 I jtUneXv'. Opens Wednesday, ' FACES CHARGE thaf:"; General Kehoe insulted wifcincally BY WILLIAMS ea . GUARD OFFICER - Oftiiortune, seasonable.. pfoplUmifc,-aspiefafavorable, auitaliie. ' - WORD 8TTDX-Ts- Va word three-tijnand it Is yours." Let us increase our vocabulary by mastering one word jeacb day. Today's wordirxpELICACYi that which is offensive; to modesty or refined taste ;' coarsnesst Indecency. "Thie indelicacy of bis actions turned her love Into liatei" IVindow panes taut longer if kept nd away from baseball grounds, libt bulbs If kept in the dark. "TV- . W.L t- - . IN SVNOXYMS J.5- i s, .noesMt; autolst "interpretiog'', a rule DAILYXESSONS 'tie ay, is pinched by a eoptter who 'interprete" k otherwTseFTheJodge ENGLISH kith an "interpretation' all bis own, Gordon simultaneously bawls out tbe cop. By or the tatter's "interpretation" end i oaks the prisoner for his. MllSl'SED WORDS ' OFTEN Inking his teMOB to ibeart, the Don't say "she is a nidow woman." butoist starts out next morning full "Woman" is snperfluotm. in the f tilth Wiat lie knows what's OFTEN MlSrRONOL'NCEIl what, only to be full in presently February... .'Pronounce (lie rn as roo for doing exactly what be was. fined in "roost" and not as "nun." for not doing the day before, the OFTEN. MISSPELLED .regulation- having been by . some still , higher anUioriyjJvrrtibjht jind. jQSt.lmply? ing something that neithe,the lior. the traffic. Judge had thought of before.- - II ttfiylwdy Imagines this doesn't iifc eoufnsion. Jet him visit Wash " ington and see. nvo-o -- brvoSv I. , '.M OUT OUR WAY "An trk-k- - , -- PACKING PLANT plans .with ns. to you. FRANK FOBT, Ky., night Tlattery is merely the practice of sprinkling salt on the tall of vanity. ' . .1 it Th honymoon is over when he to drive with tine hand. V. F1RESVEEPS bvryour We caif" be of real feervice 'tiue-ry.4.'"'- Even If a nev era were to dawn there wouldn't be enougfir us up. -- ; Millie Craven thinks any woman has 'a perfect right to murder ..an editor" who brings out one of those columns about "Thirty years ago. ' with her name In of a jiedigred imp. Complicated Code Talk it over with your wife. You will find that she has been thinking along these lirtea. She has friends who live in their own home, and who built them and own them without any hardships. You know that a home means everything to a family. , It is Xioi speculation; it is a real profitable investment s Prose or Rhyme, Tea may suppose this stuff Is prose until from timeoimeJyiUi.jchance to spy a spot where I bare sprinkled in a rhyme. 'Some folks' might say JoBPny .MncQreiaajrt'M .dpflnlf. not thftt lLlS; neithejL-,Ti- a tion of summer is "A time of tbe good, perhaps, as either. year when a country relative Most of the lesser accidents -- re comes in mighty handy." ported these days are citizens crack ing their shins on bedrom furniture looking for extra bedclothlng ltt the . lew-person- ; . .L'-- ,- The things that men- learn by ex perience usually are things that they have tried hard not to learn. 1 . lose--becau- se Ordinary Jtcfrls oniy skin deep, but an Itch for office goes to the marrow of the bones, v j two-doll- ar l- be living in your own home right now f you had got started a year or two ago, Thf longer you wait the more you the money you are sinking for rent an4 other expenses could just as weU be going into a home. .r.. U i Let's make Tomorrow aaotber Today. ar 1 .' OW long have you been tfreurilrig of a home ? Stop and think. You could Wasn't it easy to smile today. Didn't our work Jnst aeeui like play Th& government wants to print more Jiills, and feWer bills, for a good economic reason. It would Wake one bill do the work of two,' thereby reducing distribution. the expense of printing and . . a : l - . : mL' i i . iiiuaiiK3 eynipauiize wiin una uesire, ana some 01 the bank's patrons do. But the public in general turnivnts thumbi 4own on the bill, and will have none but ' - ' ones for" small paper change! should is a this to beso little hard Just why explain. True, there is less danger of mistake, when there is nothing weuM oe M that but ones up to fivedollar bill. But it might be supposed and the use of twos would make fewer bills to carry and count. The prejudice against themTtlowever, is a fact that cannot be argued away. Sa the bill seems destined to vanish along with the two-ceand three-cepieces, re gardless of expense, in the interest of simplified currency. one-doll- " ', V me you are dreaming of day. But Today . ' Ray. things seem to bum Since tfldHy baa come. Shadows are falling, But we're not throiiBh' We've gut lota of work " This day to do. . ' You can was cloudy Yesterday It rained all ... Bills ar f ... ; rm ts marks kept falling. ffisstenrworkedrtn But .finally, after his death, camethe reckoningrwhen Ger' many went back on a gold basis. , ' Lately the Stinnes estate has been losing its holdings in one enterprise after another, because of inability meet its cash obligations, until nearly everything is gone. The fieirs may have been left a modest fortune, but. nothing comparable with many an American and English fortune. The great "business empire" that Stinnes built Was mostly bluff. He was a sort of stage character in real life. The fortunes of men who are real .builders, .like Rockefeller and Ford,1 are founded on more substantial ' things, and so endure. s y new-dignit- ' , y asy-bod- of the most remarkable business events since the war has been the growth and collapse of the Stinnes fortune. Stinnes was rated by many before his death- lis 'the rich est man in the world." Yet within a few months fciaJvast wealth has evaporated. v . It appears that his fortune, was nearly all speculative, consisting of paper profits and prospects. Stinnes, who made money durinsM.he war, took advantage of the rapid ly failing mark to buy largely on credit He acquired great properties ana control in scores .or important business en- OUTBURSTS. OF EVERETT TRUE. terprises by bargaining in depreciated marks, with the expectation of paying later on jeith 'Oiarka .still. lurtherJe- - v - '. PAT. 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