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Show : " :: ; THE EVTNINa nEEALD. FRIDAY. AUCl'ST tv,o HEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT Th. IE JJiM." TO) --A . (fTG TIMELYJPJJORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS . THE EVENING HERALD I I. An Independent Newspaper EaublUhed tt vmUt b 18M; aa a dallyta 152JS lama avary I- pt Saturday, and iowUy Morning j mil Montag adlttoa tixif PubUibed PFOTO, - by . ery morning except Monday. Ptah. ' entered tt U - j u second elaaa swttar at the ...,... Member United Pr ;.... ...................... ., atnafc postofflca U Prova, Utah. Publish ...City- - Aflltor ................ Bisrneaa Offlea, Telephone i, lorUI Boom Tetepboaa .1 lint. Waal Herald boUdlac M Boat . Vm. B. Hornlbrook K. O nnnar Rasmnaoa ' . ......iOT ...i.. and Nawa Samoa J A. Berrlca, aW. .: Only dally nawtpapw la Utah asata at Bait Uka City j largest ttiiation at any newspaper la lUaa ootald Bait Uka City and Olden, TERMS OF BUBSCKIPT10N. .J ; . w.. PrllTarad by earrtar, per month ...a'-0In advance,. by carrier, per year. rarad by Bill la Cub cmwty, per year, in advance.. ..... ...-t5-4U la United Btatea, ootald Dtaa eoonty, pat year, DwUvared by ; ,......................... ....... fli 0 0 meay-whe- one receiving the small aumber-ovote would be declared elected. The burglar roappeared from tha bedroom. "Any - tooney - in hi clothes V his pal whispered. "Kotbin but a dime, a few hair pins and soma tape.'? "H L" the pal Jeered, "you col hold of his wlfe'i knickers." - i ! 3bite She' 1 They The world may be waking for the sunrise, but Jellybeans and flapper are waiting for the tbihgto set wave." I E -- i ferp ld counter-prograh- tfductiom. The; ltcpubllcan schciue K to make so much more racket aTJmit tax reduction that-th- e tariff jjiductlon racket ,wlU be drowned out. riiotb. parties will .lie doing their hollering with a view to Its effect 6n 4hi 1928 congressional elections. r , Us an Important d themselves, but rUttlewHlwHtoodr-exce- WtV U 4 Tf ' A' Tlietlfitiblji-anv'ilii'- l prevlfttthe In'Mwriits in t'ongress from telling the uutmn, in nfuzcns of speeches lVxt winter, what aood thing tariff ' tidiictimi would be.. H.Thoy can't contradict, but they aspect the Dumocratlc argument, ftreneuted as evidently It's going be presented, will have a prettv k Wrong appeal.T They .want to talk about themgelves 6nd .something" to show w'hat tlt y'Ve actually done for the Toter. . table prepared t BY ALL MEANS COMPARE VALUES. ti ' - t Dame behind The Covered Wagon, to show her some we're having. Isn't ty?" Janjola but .lt didn't Scaramouhce. Optimist; "Possibly, but considerably tetter than none!" A sermon helis people in go many from It strengthSome people are so susceptible to way. Some ened, others wake from It refreshed. colds they stop up the holes in sponges when they- take a bath.. At the age of 18 a young man's head swells; at 40 his waist swells; Circuses have decided to eliminate at 60 his ankles and knees swell wild animal acta. Probably becn.nse And Chris wild women acts have taken the kick occasionally, opine Thompson, despite these handicaps,' out of them. he manages to" have a swell time. We'd like to gq hack to the old " Many girls get husbands through home town but for the fact that it sheer luck others through sheer silk. would vise the older residents who ' often nrtullf.turi . . Hif .... V V "' II ' Dutch Cleanser has no monopoly amouht to anything-mncha chance - m of . , cuime in on an I told you so" ' 7 FOR 7 ' Jones. . The following went to bugExplorers found a new deep hole gies: Misses Sadie Fletcher, Sarah in the Pacific ocean. Fine place to Douglas, Ithoda Douglas, Ida Jones drop a player piano. Mcs-srs- V .... 11 , increase our vocabulary ibj master ing one word each day. ' Today's DAILY LESSONS IN ENGLISH By W. LI Gordon rl, ' word; DEPRECIATE; treason tb. worth of; lower the prlee or rate of," "The building haa depreciated through neglect", WORDS OFTE3 MISUSED Don't say "in so far as I can see." Omit "In."" OFTEN MISPRONOUNCED Cuckoo. Pronounce the u" as in "puU" the "oo" as in "fooL" OFTEN MISSPELLED Pre' sumption. Sl"NONIS Cause, origin, prin ciple, source,, element, foundation, motive, derivation, bttginning.. WORD STUDY "Use a - word three t3me and it is yoursT Let ns w ', U. OF C BALL CLUB . i ON WAY TO JAPAN ..I". ... CHICAGO, Aug. 7. ( By he Assb? elated Press.) The TJnWeraity at Chicngo baseball team lef today on the first; leg of its trip to. Japan to engage the Waseda, Meij) aad Kelfr luiver8itIes, teams. A. preliminary round will be staged in Honolulu. t Easy divorce easy marriages. . la result , ,f,: : "It's nasty weather Pessimist: of too BY WILLIAMS DflLLAR i CWW JhAO by D. II. Chris- - s VrJvAO Ji .v u & i PEAU7t 'W eiQME.Si "tvS 0O4K FOH IlAV ALL THIS WEB LOW SUMMER CLEANING PRICES THEY MEAN BIG ... Six SAVINGS FOR YOU HAS SVAPT" STARS CAM WrK .swwv, ft WAN X3 AkiT A OF UKIVVJE.RSS. V I A . WlPPtO.HO. JjsinH ruai lhmulc. tT P t AkI CiirTQ kAH -- JiQ SAUXM Km I - y ' For one entire week, commencing Monday, August 3rd we will make thefpllowing prices on cleaning and pressing; v1 - ilADIES AND GENTS' SUITS 'AND OVERCpATS Special for this week only REALTY Mrs. Frank Bullmk of the Third ward Is dangerously HI." . Artiries of - incorixirntion were filed for the Annie Mining and Milling eomiMiny. Capital stock $250,- 000. The directors are A..D. Gash, 8. A. King. II. S. Martin, It. D. Swasey, E. E. Corfinait, t R, Alcy. II. F. Thomas and X M. Davis. r work is invariably of the highest order-not-hing turned out that isn't right very - job - guaranteed and clothes insured. Take a Jook at. your wardrobe get your clothes cleaned next week and save the difference!. REMEMBER-Ou- 1 The . following young pet'l'le enjoyed a hay ride to the lake resort: Misses Freddie Bstnum, . Ertella Jjicques, Venice Pike, Benlah, Hach-maBachman, Florence Tike, J. The Republican offering will be Amy Pike, IVna Strong. Hattle Badgtnx reduction, Every time a. Demt er of Salt Uke and Mrs. --O'DelL era t urges tariff reduction a Eepiib-fi'fl- n Me'ssrs.' Dean Bachman, will remind the nation that Qlazier- - Dick Alev, Ben Schwab. t!s party Is la the very act of re- - Bert Twelves, Hyrnin Jensen, Pari aiKlog taxes. ::''.,'. .; ley Smoot, Will Lee and Eugene She Bepublicana meant ' to re Suce tbem anywayjind they'll make chance o lower living osta by tariff Tie most of doing C ;. - - JtediicUiiu..a - Kepnbllta will an J And in the Campaigns every swer," That's talk. .We acttd. We time a Democrat : oleads for a cut taxes. some-thiii- II II L Ina Ion 1 . : - tenson, superintendent L'tah county gave a sujpstive salary scale for teachers of the county. In district with over 4(K of ttchool age, it was snggestiMl the principal should received from $(0 to $1(H) jkt touchers should month, while-otheLess than 4i0 get from .$40 to friuu $50 to $Sn, BtudenPs, priiu-ipalother teachers from $K to $75. - . " i of wuools of wo-ij!i- . '' V TOM SIMS SAYS prose-curinsf- pt LADIES The Hunchback of . Notre . and Anna Uines.' Will Ir Terrible news from Paris. Men vine, Charles Bagley, and Charles A coal oil can exploded, over a fliedqutst, Mr. and Mrs, B. Bachman, are wearing wrist watches. Does it hot fire at the home of Wren und Mr. and Mrs. J. II. mean they) are ready for an other Wllkius. With the ne of heavy war? ' ., . carpets Wren ahd( Fred Singleton. the Jr., succeeded In exttugulBhlns Truth is ?' stranger than fiction. " ' flames. You can buy button holes."" .It yoi wtll get up alKiut daylight About S50 teachers from Utah yon can get the weather all cussed Food and people may become too ' rich to agree with oue." county were earned In &uth Fork omVheforfrltstarts.-- In I'rovo canyon. They organixed a municipal ward with W. 8. Itawl ings as mayor; Mrs. James Anderson of Lehl, mainlJ,:B.Walton, health officer; Prlcllla HHvcr. road LKTlUPAtUMCr supervisor f William Ta.vlr of Lehl. street sprinkler; j. A Ilee. attorney rRlchard Xuttall, o Salem, Justice of the ieace.' e; by economists, "of whom there are It np precious few..t We BinstJa iSnr common folks. Wouidntt it be n ttf :ind If we could- get the solid " ''. rote? "By' gracious t Sfaybe we eak Look ; how the cost of housekeep-tn- g has been .Vising lately. And women pay the bills. Theyll be lii a mighty favorable frame of niiixl to listen .when. we tell 'em, fflie high tariffs, what makes dver.vfhiiig so expeusive.' are 'painfully i The nepublicans -conscious that this may be so. - She was only the coat man's oh, boy! where she OUT OUR WAY Is-- - You kno wthat we always say what we - mean and what we says: now, therefore, you'll hurry in when we pledge you our Tword that inmore than two yers of merchandising in Proyo ; Lwe have never offered such qualitand value as we now of-- . fer you in this Thirteen Day Sale. daughter, but, has bin. - ""The tariff,", said the Democrats . to find out quickly ; If you want what others think of your financial ability and your (character start Out to fcorrow some money. . , . Augast 7, 1895. Cnlcb Haws has the foundutlon laid for a brick house on J street In the Fourth ward, j .' "I've" the dge on you," sald the vllllan as he applied the" kulfo to the Tlctlm'a throat. 'Ji Daily Enquirer : ' "Good Advice: ""'Always put oTf until tomorrow the mean things you fuUy intend to do today." YEARS AGO Files of ' Hashes to hashes And custard" to custard Stop eating- a minute And pass me the mustard. - From . i . 'f , a Eleven more You know the quality of merchandsie Mose Lewis carries, you know the dependability of a Mose Lewis announcement! "Just a si In lif irlrl" uilil iha ne picaea np nis juuuii uummuu derwearr-------" wife's - Z BL CHARLES P. STEWART f. 'NEA Servlwi Writer Democrats have (tashlngton-rT- he dypeiT ont a program thoy believe Qiake the Republicans a heap Jt trouble at the next session of have Wgress. ; The llepubllcaug " out "to l V . . this trouble off. Crd ' The Democratic . scheme It' to L JHke an Jiwfijl racket about tariff i Nature Is a great beauty parlor comments Charles J. Eugar. Binders are bobbing the wheat fields and the heat U giving the corn a permanent ' 30 ay he' a lemon. -- " Y cal Reduction to r ; Be Slogan of Z Both Parties A'- Remember two days have past from our sale days to make your purchases. - ter Tet none ever aqueeM her. . I McOammor-- , tha boy teaso My, 7 fYo ul A O f ENlO .Pick Them Got IlaliUwia. Mary By CONIKX There' how - LaacsaBsHastBjM " ty Hats in Church' f If all the girls who are dying to get into the movie were laid end to end it would be something awful. ' u wouldn't it? , , i , -- . city of Rome is much exercised by the "shameless" tnuriata dress or don't dress. Esdo- cially. js it shocked by their hotweather practice of enter ing church with uncovered neaas. Pom an Tio7annnor an v tVlPV mnr ViA fildlS Tlllt lin an the itmfiiisa fftrt.lv fnrhiHrtincr wnmeri In' enter without hats. We must act promptly,'' says a leading paper, "because more ft the"s" exotic excursions irom, tne uraieu otaies are coming. I5ut wff shall not tolerate those who prolan our' lempies. X. .4' TVito la fpnllv n. rijrinns rritirism. iri A visitor to 4 Mohammedan mosque must take off his thoes. A worshipper in ah American church must keep his hoes on. In a Christian cnurcn m wome, ana pernaps mosi ether places, the man must take, his hat off and the woman keep hers on. An orthodox male Jew anywhere must keep ftis hat on in church. , Is all this religion or lasnionr LEAM--SW- U E, Eggertaea sty the way to get the best men for office would ba lo change The law so that tine n . :r" The eorreaondeBt. "We ouia ek'-m- - can- - - bonne-keepin- g defeiem. f forces--electrici- --- beard S bunch of clever women lately diseasing first attempt at knee deep la new Hiring, not a shred for a dlshrag and mother hundreds of niles away." eern customs send them, and any delegate's & chump who The girls are vain, the dotard Stand up tdt n thinjgs ensnare them they're so unrants; they let i it's folly, to compare them.' All like their tut virtue djed some years ago,' all merit drooped and withered; so of ten has thic tale of woe by sad old men been blithered I So when a man of wintry years gives modern things approval, we greet his blithe remarks with cheers, and weep at his removal. If you are old and if you catch "yourself thus sourly yipping, 'twere best to seek the booby hatch your mental works are slippingrX--- . a orgea the ancient gents who views the modern a without sign of discontent, and with no vain doings He is no man to cry, "Alas T with no prophet of dejection; the merchant princes, as tliey pass; regard him jvith affection; the children gather round his knees to hear the old mail twitterthe housewives, list, vhile shelling peas, to thiSJ sunshiny critter. Too many they grow old; are filled with indignation;, they shake their noary heads and scofir the rising generation. '. All things are going to the dogs, true worth is disappearing, the poor old world is slipping cogs, and stripping all its gearing..' .The boys are headed for the dump, where mod How popular t "Ilon't forget to include a bundle uf rag In outfitting the brido," P THE OLD OPTIMIST - What the next war will be like nobody knows. Military say tney do doubtless think bo- - But they disagree. Different schools of experts 'predict naif a dozen or more entirely different kinds of "fighting. Their predictions con:; ' OUTBURSTS orjEVKKETT TRUE. flict, too. There's no way of adding them up, dividing by the total WE tC, BVJT- - YOtT j V Ul 5TCN number of predictions and striking an average. WILL.AOMITp-- J OSS jTAUXlAj According to military fundamentalists the next war will be about the same old thing. Armies, with infantry as their thai f irr;'SWLPcA,N backbones, will fight on land. Navies with battleships as sea will their backbones fight at "According to one scientific little group some entirely new weapon may settle the next war some kind of "death n ray' soma application of nature's : adaptation of wireless principles, possibly. According to the aviation school the next war will be fontrht in the air. Aircraft will wipe out armies and navies in no imer Aeeording-thfrhemischoolsnraswiltije tide thenext war. It may be outlawed but it will be used. " - These aren't all the schools only some of the principal na: a ones, with 80 much, disagreement among them, what's AN&irv A V6 R- Y-1 r . r - ' jz.oaT Rcsason,tjopj dependent upon meir aavice, iouui AVell, it's up to the experts to fight it out the best they nVitf - OFFICE CAT Rhymes Rippling Walt Mason Phone 809 l li OHEOCN Ok,; mi in. . AfiO PRACTICE jijijijj4juuIuu.'i.u " - - 11 ft 7 FOR 7 ' '''! )!pnm m ma omck m. Ji !l - ......... 54 N. 4 th West 7F0R7 7 FOR 7 il |