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Show TAGS THE EVENING HERALD, FRIDAY, MAY 15, 1321 TV.'O E HEWS FEATURES PRFSS .COMMENT; rr TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS OF EVERETT TRUE. OUTBURSTS liy CONDO. OFFICE CAT THE EVENING HERALD An Independent Newspaper, And now ti a' dally la XB22; isoned every Established aa a weakly In I8S8: dldoa evening except Saturday, and Sunday morula ; rural morning '' evtry morning except Monday. PutiUefasd In the Barald building, SO South Unit Wart street, Provo, Utah. :1 .. at the Entered as aeeond class matter ... Km. H. Bornlbrook N. U linear s --; the Villain , AMD v ...9M Service Press Ne Member I'ultHl : ; KTOtfj, All reading and no Chtuklnf makes Jack a dull book worm. fcS Ttk phone editorial " Booms, Telephone.. '" " " " " Voting 'i M .... . .., " at Random l" :5rr ...,10T Z Oiie thine the Germans did. Eighty per 'cent of them voted, as against 50 per cent of ours, after an almost evan gelical revival campaign to "get out the vote." And yet we are traditionally the most politically mind-ed people in the world, and the Germans, of enlightened naTUCS tions, the least so. What made the difference? ; Doubtless many things. But certainly one'waa the ahort ballot. Under .the German system, the voter4 knows what he is voting. He votes, once in seven years, for president, and. at that election, for nothing else. At shorter intervals, he votes for members of the reich stag. In state and local governments the corresponding effi ccs, and no others, are elective. When the voter votes he : knows what he is voting. Every vote, in that sense, is an ncr'..,..'. V J "it intelligent vote. 5'.. How many intelligent votes are cast at an American ev wiiii iiniwinisir. election? As to most of the ticketexactly none! Examine it:, Did vote ever at an election at which you knew you yourself. anything about most of the candidates, or had any personal judgment on them? The writer once challenged the faculty of Stanford Uni who had cast aa versity, to produce one of their number " intelligent vote" on state treasurer. No one responded. No . wonder our people refuse to. vote .aJballot-whenone . can vote intelligently. , themselves" VILLAIN ... al,V7 war ')'. : NEA Service Writer ' ' W bat are the VV chances that name recklesa acit nilm 'jftlll preaa or pull a lever one of these day and blow the whole universe sky "TOTASH1NGTQN hlb'hT Atom i r. , are supposed to be en ergy. Something like a teaspoon ful of this stuff, released, would furnish power enough,' according to the scientists, to drive the Leviathan across the Atlantic. Only it's hard to release. However, experimenters are trying to do It all the time. lna much at an atom is Infinitely too small to see with the highest 4r , power microscope, it's difficult to tell how far they've succeeded, but two or fhree scientists believe they have chewed a very limited num ber Of atoms all up "disin tegrated" them, as they say. s sudden, un release of the energy contained In any conalderable quantity of atom, if 'tbey'io as powerful as scientists essert, would stir things up to a marked extent. Bottled and let jout homeonathl- cally, tosdrlve the Leviathan from 9Sew York to LlverpooL It would be ail right But simply released "unconditionally-aner anowed wuy- all over myl In fact, they apeak at the government bureau of standards of the "explosion", of ." controlled - J mmvits. mi tornIf a teaspoonful would ' kick the C5,00ft.ton steamship Leviathan 8000 miles, what would a quart or a gallon or a barrelful da' 1 BESIDES, there' a theory that of only on or atom, under proper It would be more appromaybe priate to say Improperconditions, might set off all the rest the entire universe of them just as the explosion of on goalc of powder in a kegful explodes all the other grains, too. Indeed, there' scientlflo author- - f $ Warm enough now to use your to patch your trousers. We predict a hot Bummer.. We al ways do. It always is. Dodge the' moonlight, or your Eiiring suit may be one tor alimony. When warm weather meets a laiy rli.opoKition they go away and sit d.Avn and chuckle together ; s &)Hng has hit Anniston, Ala., full Man there broke his leg Jiititping off a barn. fon-o- . -- n are good examples. If imi ice anything out of them you, ' ij.ivt- to get out and dig. n.mi ii Snoring Is dangerous. It lota burn glare know you are asleep. Most successful men are too busy to think up any secret of success. Tipping over the salt or making' fua of your wife's spring bonnet are ' signs of a fuss, J' J 4 ' i 1 'lt Bob. From Men may be Jess Intelligent, but' they have better taste rn marrying, Copyright, Mi, NEA Service, Ine.) M INQUIRER The oldest advice on record Is this;. When a woman asks yon to guess her age, always Ue. JCake-was-he- ttnr's 4rtol.rrri H As an encore to a girl singing Kiss Me Agaia" the song "Hot Lips' can be appropriately used. - H B sH H H a a Are Enjoying Themselves at - CATiIP MEETS n M M H Buy a Deluxe Bed Spring for Your New Bed ell "THE Om PRICE HOUSE" SPRINGVILLE NEPHI ClHIEEIIiaEXEl.SI&iIIIIXCZIZEZBSSazXIKIEZ3EEIEZZ Arrowhead Plunge . Ladies9 Rest Room Equipped With Electric Hair Dryer ; T. S S s 5 We change water and clean pool daily. 8 S5ES3SSXSS5S2HESSS5i52S25SE2ESIISZS3SSS:SSSt5a " - PROVO pa rt of the program. ! BY MINSTREL Tourist (to Tillage constable): "Anything In this town worth stop. . ping to see?".-4 Holt With A. L. Thorpe, and Constable. "Wa-al- , we got the oldRol Indies and the leading playing est livin' jaywalker." Snd-soPerry, W. A. Flrmnge, Ralph M wVn.Ef 'IP'i ' .UV ';;'!' i';'i;n'i'ii George Barrett, Win. Grooms and(11M. Xlchols thp foremost gentlemen, the SprlnRvlile Kiwanis club minstrel scored a big hit WednesIday evening at the Opera House before a packed honse. George Barron done the "Tnrkey In the Starw" In a manner indicative of day. and nisht drilling and The Aaron Johnson Camp of the Ed Rich with hns fancy steps was Daughter of the Pioneers met Thurs- a demonstration of the professional " ' ' day with Mrs. May Harrison Smith c1hs. ' who gave the history of her parents, The vocal solo work of John George Harrison and Rosella White Baley, M. E. Crandall, Jr., Elmo Harrison. She told of the hardship Coffinan, A. L. Garhett, Gtxirge Barwhich Mey "endured while crossing rett, Ernest Strong, Wm. Grooms, the plains; Mrs. Martha florrison Ralph Snelson, and J. M. Nichols read ft article written lnr18i2 by was almost classical in its nature. the late Rosella Whife Harrison and - The trombone solo by Wm. Parry dedicated to her heirs. Vocal duets, and the baritone solo , played by "Whispering nope" and "Emmett's Clair Johnson, brought volumes of Lullaby," were sung by Winn' Har- applause from the audience. rison and Mrs. May Harrison Smith, - The Jest U3. T. Wingate could Mrs. Hannah Davis extracts from not have been duplicated outside of the life of firlgham Toting .taken old Kcntnrky. from the Founding of Utah," by The thorns work ' was .of a high Lev! Edgar Toung; piano solo by nature, the ewdit for whk-h- ' is Justly Mrs. Eva Crandfttl, followed hy 'com- due to lUnjetgr 1ui. And although nirntioried last the munity singing. Refreshments were work of Mr Bella tfcandi.il, accom- ' served. AARON JOHNSON m m s) M -- , SPR1NGVIUE STARTS DRIVE STAKE . Co. I PAYsrw m PRIARIT TO CELEBRATE The Kolob stake primary association will celebrate with an English festival on' the City park,- Monday May 25 at 2 p.m. . The reason for givtngjjnJKnglish festival ts lteoauae the primary- lessons, this year are studies of work, hence the celebration will be with the dances and games of the first converts to tlje church and then come back to the United States with "Yankee Doodle." . : This promises to be a worth while entertainment and the parents are urged to come out and see the chil" dren take part. A dctniled program win be printed in the paper nest week. - -- -- t I 3. H m B" E.-S- 1 aN Du"n2 tl"8 BaIe we are giving you the advantage of our i iaiu x vuu v ciiicii i, uunu paiiicin aim j.ooj i ej uicu. balance the bed will be delivered to your home can be paid in easy monthly pay-the omenta You cannot possibly afford to be .without one of these beautiful Brass Beds - - at such low prices and easy terms. Dixon-Tavlor-Russ- a. They Are Going Fast! ' Monthly Payments: Rein." .. the Potato Masher, Bring There's a Fly on Baby's Bead." Heavyweight Champ: "Kid, you're the only thing I've never been ablt to "put to sleep !" e Their are Brass Beds of hiahaualitu! Theu are bia beau ties! Eight models for you to choose from, A particular style for every taste.. It is an opportunity of a life timeto buy a big genuine Brass Bed that sells ordinarily for $33.00 at the unusual price of $17.75. S atk. ' Factory Close Out Means Unusual Bargains For Utah County ps Some Late Song BHa. "Her Birthday But the Candles Made it Light" My Horse Never .Misses the Sunshine, Because He's Used to the "f B a A hick town, snaps David" John son, Is a place where everybody knows yon run the lawn mower be cause yon can't afford to hire it done. , Wjjmea forgive more often than, .TraipInkXable ea, Toast and Tomatoes,. Habeas : "Why do yon call your ' new home The Court Corpus: "Because ett the furn- - But there! man. .Thoy. have more chances. f for Elsewhere Eight Models to Choose Many a man has such a high opin ion of himself that he thinks It Is bojwless for him to try to live up to It.. y . $33 to rarely has any sand and sometimes gets his deserts. M aay reward. . he A sheik a- - 4sn.'i Buys a Big: Beautiful Brass Bed that you would pay . : . find fault. s Pome, I klBeed her on the cheek ; It seemed hut simple frolic, But later on when sick In bed . Tbey called U painter's colic. n to jj '. "By tell what a man can do until trlee." j . fs easy " of bootleg truthr' . f no means. It i impossible may sound fresh In a mertl and an ignorant one,' at that, to say so. but 1 don't believe all this atomic stuff the scientists get off. To read it in a book or listen to a lecture, you'd think they knew exactly what they were talking about. nnentoonw v. Lynn, editor to Tiip KvciiIiir Hcnild, Yuma, Ariz,. But eaU on one .and try to pin! him down. Tou'll And hint vaguer went to jiiil ittr n criminal libel charge, liis piicr didn't hesitate a bit It than you expect . went on in his crusade for "reform" tur Lynn's wifewwily slid into the editor's chair. Photo shows the editor and his wife at the ll dmr. ' TRIED It at the bureau of standards "Are atoms." I or facts?,, KKXSKIBBE2I21XXZXXEIMBSHKllE9EX9nBR9na asked, "tneorie M "Facta.! said the bureau experts.: ''We're, as sure of them as the a Grand Inquisitor was that the M It 3 "Do you mean to' Insinuate that H vow M 11ie m loMoimsdws M M 5 I can't, tell the ntrlfci freo-Oo- rti-ht- 8 M his fatherr "So, for his mother's hair;'' . M s Tor world didn't move, whe Galileo ald H did Which was pretty sure but the Grand Inquisitor wa wrong. if . , Then 1 asked Dr. Abbot, at the Smithsonian Institution. "We're, as certain about atoms." be replied, "a we used to be about the nebular' hypothesis - w were certain about that hut the idea' exploded now." "What's a layina to conclude when aolentlsts talklUk (hia?" I. lnqtitod of Dr. Todd, the astron i omer. That they do a tot of guesawork.'th doctor rejoined. ' M M ?lrHng,"-'ab.- e Aaid, "will you love me when I grow old and ugly V "Dearest;" he replied tenderly, "you may grow older, but yon will never grow uglier. i . ' I M ' - l. ' 7OV can visualise It One sec-, ond everything running along a usual we worldling busy at our regular Jobs the sun bursting out into spots the moon reflecting light and attending to the. tide the planets wh!zx,np around as per schedule the distant stars twinkling to heal the band the' whole plant operating like wstchl Then the next second, or of one. Iha, reckless sclenrisf aforesaid, having don all its pre.' uminary .nxing. toucnes a nitie gadget and flooyl throughout in1 Unity nothing but gaal . l They had quarreled. , "Here Is your Hug," she aald, "and here are your letters."' Give me bade my kisses,'' de manded the youth." Awl that ended the quarrel .'j'"alBt '" 17. J. mnmolon , : . m Ity for the surmise thai such stunt might dissolve the' univetms not merely our little solar sys tem but the universe, no lets Into gaa - 4 rr 0' themselves toe many shots liquor? To e sea, the ..; They named the baby '.BY CHARLES P. STEWART u See Them In Our Winidows 3 help without a flicker. Is Truth accepted ' But who'll help those who help jmsrosToFr I 5 m used to be That "God help those who " of-the- : that everrthing that went up bad to come down, but Tube Halle say bow everything that goes up ha to go still higher. It - , 41 Whd brings the babies, Pop the doctor or the atorkr "It's aU the same, Willie they both have Hg W1U." end N. E. A. Service. Only dally newspaper la Utah aouth of Salt Lake City: largest cir culation of any newspaper in Utah outslda Salt Lake City and Ogdea. Business Office, ww. 11 . .... Factory Close Out Makes Possible Big Cut Iii Price of Brass Beds ' .........MO m H -- actory'Cost Scientists ays In ten year there will be co aerrant girla. He eould have said that ten year ago and t J bees about right. , JCdito . TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Delivered by carrier, per month ... . Delivered by carrier, ier year, la advance....... Delivered hy nail In Utah county, per year. In advance. ...... ...3-oSlivered by mall la United. States, ootalda L'taa county, per year", la advance le me F irass.- Bokj "Wlmt dues this .meant lour brother just called up and aaid jou were nick and wouldn't eome to w work today." x 3 OKlca boy Why, the big boob! s Be waant' supposed to call op until ' tomorrow. appears. poetofflco la Prom, Utah. Publisher ., .Uty Katinuoa I- wv m H m m m m The people who gave their men and money so generously at the call of mitioiial defence, are hearing another call this week. This time the call comes from the men who answered the first MIL They are those of for in helping help asking their, number who came back disabled and the children of those who did not come back. With Mayor O. R. Maycock" as honorary chairman; J. P. Menden-ha- ll acting ihnirmnn ; Thomas Latimer, vice chairman and M. O, Packard, Mark Tripp and n. T. Reynolds, Jr., executive committee an intensive campaign is beimr conducted this week for the collection of Sprlngville and Mapleton's (junta (?5.50) of the natlonnl $5,000,000 endowment fund established by the American Lection for disabled vet-emii and war orphans. - . The drive started Wednesday, May 13 and will end Wednesday, May 20, during wwhich time every family In he district will be called upon and asked to contribute. 4 - ry m-K- Am |