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Show EVENUiHUF,SDAY, APPJL SO, 1923. THE EVENING TAGS TWO NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT I Ccm comipation J ttopftd. t-- IS THIS A SOCLiI, EKKOBf Down ia Tessa recently a host inquired of bis guest, while at dinner whether be would save amae eora. The gwat tossed hi glass lnstea'd of bis plate, ' .bh tignti tvidtnet. - OFFICE CAT 1 permanent relief elen regularly tw table? poonf uls dsoiy, or in chronic rases, with every meal. Doctors recommend it because it 4s s bulk food which sweeps the intestine) bt promptly Htn it dally In l!fc3: Issued every Buadsv Boring; rural Burning edition t gt of weekly In 18M; ' ka$ entirely relieve J N of consbpation, writes gratetul rattier Tou can me An Independent Newspaper, Ittabllshed as ALL-BRA- "Keilogg'j THE EVENING HERALD evening except Saturdajrsod every morning except MojMay. TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS ' digestion and Mr. Hunt's cdse is typical of clean, stimulatesaction. normal, healthy Published in the flerald building, 10 Booth first West street, thousands of sthers who have ' with Eat Kellocg's all-er- a found habitf erasing pills' and rnjru, lw milk or cream, or try the njecipes no svtfl in seeking per of drags Utah. In the matter PrpTa, class postofflee wcucd at oa the paekage. H aten Entered marnt-el- if from constipation. repularly, H is guaranteed to brina; Publisher Scad this inUresting letter: Wb. H. Hortfhrook , reuei or ine grocer returns ir, ..City Editor eattrelr m- " K. Gnnnsr KssrauHon fenoet's. purchase price. . Made ia BattI hVvad ma of uy.tipatiw. I Man Cretk, Michigan. Served by leana muter UrteS wire u mam I TERMS Or 8LBSCKIPTIO.N. tun irt tekinr pil ing hotela and restauranta. v SulJ tat ...... month b Delivered ;.........v..........V..'....40e carrier, per . rawthins Utsrhs rUr(- Now I nevmt ..... In t advance.. Uwm. SluiiT touch HMmiM M Delivered carrier, per year. OjrOM to n)itw OB.tlp.Hoa M ....93.00 lelivered by mail In Utah coanty. per year, In advance My imighfr sdvartiM aa Delivered by raall In United States, outside Utah coanty, per year, ' fo ati au.um'ptck. SilaJI aa4 I caa aaa her . ..$4.00 kaaltii ImprovS. i Jn advance iivAlX-ERA- r, J8igDdj I.T.Bn)rt AorarvEt Berries Mmtwrtfirtted JPrwa-Ne- wi rni fiailr newspaper In Utah south of Salt Lake Clty largest eir ealaticn of any newspaper in Utah outside SaHMake City and Ogden. sxsizixHZEzzxauzKzzrzzzzxnsiszziznssuzxzzzi CjfiVsW -- - - Omar Eahyyn was taking a trot scroaa the eVaert when his beast "Well," stalled on him. sighed Ouar "here's, where walk a atUe . for a Csmei" . Pi -- I -- Au-SM- Woaaen's skirts sre three laches fashion nkaso froa It teems to he about time sisters to he forming for a bloc. - shorter Paris. - - .......... ......................... ...... ' , College 'Orgies" Purines Of flee.. Telephone Editorial Booms, Telephone .....10T g " "College orpries" are once more a chronic feature of "the news. Some investigator aiscoyera, or some scanaai reveais college youth drinking bad booze and doing the other things ' . that usually go with it. Not all the stones are tru.e and most of them are exag there is of course a basis for some of them, and gerate-bulor these there is no legitimate defense. But also there is no excuse for jumping at the conclusion that these things are new. or are peculiar to coir leges. Who-o-f the older generationof collego men has forgotten that these things happened in his time too, in college ' . and out The memory, to be sure, is likely to refer mostly to ob-servatipn of the conduct of others. Those who led the wild careers themselves are mostly dead as their imitators of today will be long before the end of what should, have been their working lives. But the thing did happen, wholesale, then as now, and the world has grown no worse in this generation. It merely . has a more enterprising news service. - - Just send It to one of these and Have It . TruHsaing. shopping with say, wife. To get her same stuff for a hat But, ere oar tour was ended," Tbe dear purchased ssuch wore thaathat; g SHOPS FIX-I- T . V , Repaired, Cleaned or Rebuilt Like New has taught us that cars Experience be offered U can recenditionlHf before I S And, believe me, that's Jast what ": I got B Joe.-- . ed The only thins; worse than being in a rut. says Dr. Eyrlng, is being on no road at all ' JJEA Service Writer 1 NGTON Washing. tpfclans are engaged In a sinuous campaign for at i tsast some small measure of self- government It'a very natural thing for them to want. Hdre's a city of nearly. a half million Inhabltanta whose law are mode for them by a body' nut one of whoa members belongs to the community the law are made for. How would Dttrolt or Mlnneap-li-s or Seattle enjoy having their mayors appointed by a resident of ' Northampton, Mass., and their boards of aldermen elected exclusively outside their own states? "Washington , enjoys tt . exactly . . that well. ' ' e r on when the a time, ,NCE capital was just a little cluster of shacks on the rptomac flats and the rest of the . AH , rC- - .TVS VjT , (. wouldn't be so bad If Congress a 0rtlaaa Job of - city governing but .there's room tor a lot of Improvement Every time anybody, no matter where, gets a funny new Idea on municipal regulation and wants tq try It out on the dog, be pick Washington. Washington doesn't have to be consulted. I congressional consent can be secured, the Washing, tonians have to stand It, whether J..:' " they tike it or not L4 5 - Pi pollca 3 M TyTHAT they want and what W tbey are likely, to get. how.. ever, are two entiily dlfr. l' ferent itropiaiilons. TUt o.iirrrf3-Blona- idea is .that the Washing., tonians ought to be grateful tof all tney've had dune tor thenjj 'T:s, we kaO,B -- man tBe"JWaal- event In BiUical bLtory. lySsf MUSIC AND MUSICAL . blocks ? MERCHANDISE'. guarantee 00 your . We repoir all kinds of Mud. cal Inntrnments. 1, AlTRIcht' GLOBE MUSIC CO. x Repair Them. 57 N. Univ. Ave. Phone 444. just like new. de- MEREDITH CYCLE CO." - a chhce to make good.' moment. And concerns an Decorating Graining Paper. II iuiglng Calciminlng 309 W. 2nd N. Phone 683-- and Arcessorles, Gas and Oils. Wo understand our busi- ness and smile at all motor troubles. Phone 184. A Busted Telephone ' Any Brrrr-spHna- ' An American aviatrix Is startling may soon rails, so, sunburned noses be considered stylish. - In Bt. Louis a teamster's, heart was on his right side. It we, were one, our's would be in our mouth. Cold weather has gone north for the summer. We may soon wish it bad decided to stay with us. The step to elect Hindenburg president of Germany is another goose step. I "- - Experts are unable to determine the origin of grapefruit, lerhap It just appeared one morning for . breakfast. n n IK Phone848, a rear. ' " . Onion production in Canada last year Is estimated at 1.095.0O0 bush' els. but love will And a way. We sell only CERTIFIED used Ford cars; if you pay more than our price, you pay too much. See us first. ANDERSON FORD GARAGE ; . day. pairs shoes, slippers and oxfords, pair. . .$1.00 Our entire line of shoes all reduced for dollar day. PIECE GOODS 6 yds. Hope Bleach. $1.00 H M H M M M 2 it ydSrJASheeUngTlM, 6 yds. Best Aprcn Ging- ............. $1.00 ham ......... ....si.oo 5 yds. 32 in. Kalburnie ginghams ....... . .$1.00 yds. Best Dress ging- 6 ators, and Ignition systems. Official headlight station. THEO. W. YICKERS . yd- s- 86 6 inch.- - for' Percales $1.00 5 yds. Wash Crepe. .$1.00 2 Bleached Sheetyds. ing 2& yds. .....v w h 5 yds. 3b inch N quilts $1.00 Bleached Sheet- - $1.C0 cretonne lo: $1.00 b yds. Best Dark Outifig, 25c grade .S1.0U yds. uirtaiQ scrim 51.1KJ 8 yds. Oil cloth for. .$1.00 Hundreds of other bargains for Dollar Day at 7 Iser-vle- e Ilea ting and call E.0.M0E4CO. llione 748. ;.B-- , N. 1st IST-Jf-5- 3 W- Use the Repair Column for Results r D. L. Van Wa?enen ' 848 WEST CENTER PROVO JUNK COMPANY If a man la a jtobd man its be cause he wants to be? If a woman is good who knows 1 ore power to yon," said the executioner as he threw the switch. The little Klrt was telling mother -- All her HtllerwoesT-- - t did moths devourEre Adam'D Eve wore clothes T "MamBia.-wha- - Fratit Gay ssvs most of as spend our lives wearing oitt our rluthcs. i-13- Girls may be intrr,tod !n clothes, isevcr hnt they're coiopletely wrapjied top ln'thenu Somebody has been g&solioe prices with at looking a lighted match. A kid. thinks Bin Leavltt, creature htat can get Just as fan oat of a tin pan and a as ran get ont of a bran new y, and two sticks.- -: is s tnncb t, wwrid- "Xv I daresay not Ton'd Oande be la my harem." nN as it. n - - : : '. - ih" ' One doctor ti-ri S?"HV- . tf nsTTMl TT ti r i k Only a few more f i r i - of our used instru ments leftEach oneoTtfiese represent a real saving to you. :... ' ... Buy Now and Save! Glolio Liusic Compati 57Univ. Ave. Phone4U T Exnzmnxxniazauxzx2sxzrrxis- Linoleum Armstrongs Floor J VT in thtlkntst pn-- fill with the right rits that the worst sort of" nervous breakdown. Is the Matltns of the eu&iue oa the truck. . ' , forf Every btKtt-kgge- , the House sties drum Mandc "Why, I wttoldat marry roa If yoa were the oi.lv man ia the .- letters." 1 Symes Building 1 ! Marking a..,-,. 8.-- "Genius axws for years anrecog tilted hut tho csv nirk: Ia Snnn i H spotted." snares he can't Save all your Rags, Copper, Brass and Iron.. Highest prices paid for all kinds of junk. Call Phone 1043, ,70 East 7th South, Provo. BEN KBUGMAN, Prop. ZSSZZCZSXZSSZSSSZS3ZZZSZ:Z33ZSSSEZ2S.SXSZZXZS3. 720-72- Every "What's become of the fallow who nst to rheat hlmsrlf at solitaire 7" ' "SOU np to .his old trkks. He's . prosaady. Armstforrows Linoleum noor in 9-- 4 8-- 4 k to you 1 ; :.- .... 500 4 Plumbing j grade per pair. ...... 79 Our entire line of L. D. S. garments on sale 'for dollar i ht foe "Business Floors' will brine Denver Office pairs L. $15 grade, per pair. . . . .$1.00 L. D. S. garments, X1.00 town . j .i.....,.....$1.0O: D. S. Garments, ham satisfaction guaranteed. " Try ns just once, f CITY AUTO TOP A PAINTING CO. 432 West Center St. for, your wSSHS Year Painting, and Revarnishlng For prompt : You may read this one to your wife. A Louisville (Ky.) husband broke bis collar bone while beating Model-An- hose, for University. Phone 175. W. I ANGUS Auto Tops, .s, Seat Covers, Expert auto repairing. A flat n Side Curtains, rate made on your work and, tt r I- Car-An-y ........ . Armstrong Cork Company, Makers of Cork Products shut 186$ Linoleum Division, Lancaster, Pennsylvania ' C ' $1.00 Men's, fireman and engi-neer hose, 6 pairs . . . $1.00 Ladies cotton 8 wV -t Welding. Body and Fender Work. 170 .North of the United States Automobiles don't Springy .JT. AHLANDER SIFG, CO Phone 182. 476 S. L'mOvoT -- The birth-ratis decreasing. cry at night. batts for. St," For Quick RepIaeeBseat American or Ifarvey Springs, Service SUtioa HILIf&JUENKERadiators and m90uiltsi2ecottoa . Chris-tense-n 862 W. Center forty-rig- outst 75?! pair Motor Co. Tires, Tubes Sperialiste 1 . .... ' et fariraawaywMr pmttmt srr taVW or Imtitmt ' frMAa.J4HUJIaT- eWiaWAVZ. for. .s. .81.00 Turkish Towels, 22x44, four for. $1.00 Large Turkish towels double thread S1.00 grade, per YourAuto Repairing done, at the -- iss the pula. It upto Large Srt g and HnlT Have Stationary Gay Engines and i entltlsdio " - Painting BURT SMITH gets no license, even maybe " he never was If he's straight, be gets 104 W. R. SCOTT 73 $3.00 i;!:;;''3 Si? i ,..$1.00 best Boys overals grade, sizes up to 16, pair. .$1.00 Ladiesi5ure silk hose, value up to 1.50 for. . . , .$1.00 Ladies silk fiber hose, all colors, Sp pairs tor $1.00 Ladies underskirts, values PRO VO. LUMBER CO. rtin 112 N. Univ. Ave, West SL Center bioia character," explains Ftilice Inspector A. J. Headley, In charge of the license bureau. "If a man's, jtanyraiyj:y6ryboQy's For repairing your homo, onthonses, fences, etc., get yonr Jmmber. Shingles and Mill Work from dress and work shirts Top Co. Millwork GOOD USED BICYCLES AT wherever Consult any merchant or contractor who males a specialty of installing Armstrong's Linoleum Floors. Ask htm to show J you the many new floor patterns now on display beautiful ! natural marbles; hand-stiles; the new rippled J as pes k browns, greens, and grays; and hundreds of others. Let this merchant, estimate on the complete job; You wi3 ' be agreeably turprised-whe- n you learn how little a permanent, efficient floor of Armstrong's Linoleum will cost you. This new booklet tells horn to tart foe costs Send for it. Its pacts are filled with star facts. A post card $1.00 2 Boys Lumber and KEY AND LOCK i WORE Phone 83. for Auto Tops, Seat Covers, Side Curtains and Upholstering. The eat of Service and' , Workmanship. Phone 12t. jg)0 W. Center' THE GENERAL SHOP. 160 W. 4th So. Phone 45-- schools will gladly give you estimates 1 Maxfield Auto - A store in 2 pairs men's and boys' Koveralls a n d "Overalls . 3 o ine eiry will fix them J5Q-1C- 1 tough, though '! I can give you 8000 mm etnSetits of tha Blolniay a religious lniervu io ibis ciukwwj flevote - St FuraitureTwe "' i X 403 W Center in shops, churches, and offices, Linoleum are fast replacing wood and bare concrete. An Armstrong Floor can be laid right. over your old flooring., permanently cemented in place over a heavy fining of builders deadening felt. Such a floor adds new dignify, new smartness) to any room in which it is laid. It quiets footsteps, makes walking easier. It cuts down cleaning costs. NOTE THE FOLLOWING PRICES AND 'SEE THE BEST VALUES WE HAVE EVER OFFERED YOU: S Upholstered m S12 8. Unlr. Ato. W. In business Friday - - Saturday DANIELS AUTOHEfiL ,& BODYBHOP ' i' ! Phori : DOLLAR DAYS Auto Wreckage jiuicf SiUvage. ' Lay these new floors right over your old a ' Expert Workmanship. Rattsfsction Onaranteed. Send us your the mere fact that Jail-wh- i9V as evidently,' a, man has no conclusive prison record Is "bad guy." Not proof that He's -- these times. Too many people get Into nevertheless are all aU If even an At events, right. applicant bas "done time," he sUil can get a taxlcab license, provided ! knows 2is business and is respectable. ''It's a. question of , - f ( consent ' Is easy to secure, Washington Isn't any congrassman's own home town.: jf It were, be wouldn't be so ready to have it monkeyed With.; But being: Washington, why' sifts, go as far as you like, AU this being the cose, a fat chance the Woshingtonians have, of getting anywhere with .their self government campaign. the Washington Flpartment's opinion, - , r Only the public walks bright, handsome floors of Armstrong's Economy Shoe Kepairine , B:' A ND eongressional f country was chipping In to build U up into a fine., city, the preisnt doubtless was all arrangement Tight. Hut now the Washington- aa feel - Una it they wiv of ae and would like to vota, at "any oo rate, purely Jowl questions, and hare something lu way about the taxes they pay and various other things that concern them a good deal tiore than they cutoara anybody else. e . ;e did mm " ,a r' - 9 rngtonlans. the way nit, aubjecf peoples do,' nut gosh! bow " we want to be freer . r "" "What! Modern .boy: dollar Km BODIES aUTO WHEELS SAFETY, SERVICE, SATISFACTION Gareo Method of Relhiuig Brakes. Factory Prices. ' . Free Inspection. " POWELI- - BROS. AUTO MACHINE SHOP 223 W. Center. Phone 359. ' UY CHARLES P. STEWART s - C boy: "Gee! a whole v quarter V ; 71 &: "That's the cat's whiskers." said the man as he took a hair out of his glass of milk. SUPERIOR MOTOR COMPANY PHONE labor simpler and far cheaper. It takes one man only a few hours to sweep dust and dirt from the smooth-surfacfloor. Then Jig quickly . the floor with an elecover glide tric polishef. That is all. No scrub-bin- an impressive floor, too a digni No perioicyoningi,z fied floor a permanent floor of floor f is different It Jind what a Armstrongls Linoleum. not In Chicago. . ' - ' "Perfectly safe." - "It may be safe In the. ship, hat . v T N one office, three cleaners X far inta the morning trying tot-get the old wood floor presentable lor another busy day. In the other, cleaning is much - "Some day yea caa go from Crim- son"GnV6To rhtcsgo In sn slfshtp;' "Will it be safer asked Cartas , " Two different floors trimming,. they safely ' tlie public. . Our Wasson check machine scientifically flndi worn parts which we replace with new ones bringing our used cars as close ... to the new car standards as possible. .:' Ve now have on hand a few completely rebuilt lined ears of the following makes. ; l'J2t Hodge Touring. looks ear This and Enclosure. Bex Nashwith nKdcl gport, Ijte ' runs like new. ' 71924 Ford Touring Car. 'J' 1933 Light Sli Stuthaker Touring. " 1924 Jewett Sport Model , ,.- Two different offices , AU of my money soon vanished. Although ! had taken s kit 1 went ' with , my wife for some always iHd -. At the end of a busy day what story do your floors tell? I. went out ;S : jar boW-legg- i Don't Waste a Single Thing:! - . , ' 'f mum BROS ' THE DEPAEPT s COMPANY OF PROVX. - a e - |