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Show 'AGE TWO. THE PRO VO HERALD, TUESDAY.' MARCH 3, 1905. NEWS FEATURES PRESS COMMENT TIMELY EDITORIALS WASHINGTON NEWS T" OFFICE CAT i An Independent Newspaper Established at a weekly la 1866; at a dally la l&fl; laaaea eahig except Satsrday, and Sunday morning ; rural morning . very ajoratog except Mondayr, TT - Published Gunner Knsmuson k ft ' City Editor TERMS OF fliveredV by carrier, per month ...'.due slivered by carrier,. per year, la advance.,,.,.; .4.00 SO flivered by nail la Utah oouotjr, per year, la adrftace .....(3. euverea ty mau united Btate, outside Utah county, per year, in advance $4fiO ........ ................... ........ ....... toooaae OaeTbad"tbiB i abootaaaatai Marie So you're glvea np the Idea of taking singing leeaonsr fljirold Yes, I fouid oat it wonld ' k Dearer musician's missing. ' BeU take me. three yeara to leara to a dre miner, a trap drummer. Hava as well s I thought I sang they searched out at the boiler sing : ? WH4 Chicago new today. found a aingle anaa poiaoned. . ...,,,...:....',,,.. ........ .;...... at- - ' : . 1 What Do Yea Think. We fear we'll Intrude on a stocking railed node. That stotkiug transparently thin ; And the owner will squlncb wbea we give It a pinch To learn If its stocking or skin. for such years. Just look back a few years, When you looked on the form of v If may ' . ti gmzAtest?x Contains only 6uch ingredients as have been officially approved by U. S. Food Authorities ALES iVa TOOS THOSE OF ANT OTBEH PRAND -- smmiat down pwymnti PRICES want', to see" President Coolidge's inauguration, to Washington. If. you want to hear it stay at home.' In. Washington, if you pay enough for a seat, you may e the parade. The weather predictions for the day are: Hnow, sleet,4 rain, thaw, sunshine, fog, cold, heat, wind and ' : HAVE. BEEN CUT ON In Washington, on March 4,.you usually have all ten. If you are one of a few dozens with pull enough, you may :ar he ceremonies in the senate chamber. If you are one,of a few hundreds also with pull enough, jiu iiay be on the platform' on the ".East Front," arid if" you ive front seat, and if it is not too cold or windy, you may ar part of the speech. . But you will see, and you will have been there. If you ay at home, near a radio, you will have & front seat to f TTft . IT JVEC. U.S. PAT. OlFF. RiXDIATOR HEaXING OXJIFH HOT-WAEE-R You wiU hear all the speeches and ceremonies' better an anyone in Washington except the official stenographers. But you will not have seen, and you will not have been iprq. It all depppa nr vhwh y an want, -- -- TTTTH prices , greatly reduced; your and PlurnburdederjcanW Heating install either model ARCOLA now - (jack eted or njacketed) for a aurprisingly small dov.n pajment. This is cur gcal: To make ARCOLA and radiator warmth so easy to small home, store, office that buy, and shop can afford it. t. . .Your Heating and Plumbing dealer will do his share. Let him explain how ARCOLA is installed with American Radi-- fttors. Let him give you an estimate and - : tell "you about the Easy Payment Plan.' v See 'him today. Include ARCOLA in 1925 "Hrour expense budget. - s . i aemoe, ; OfflouUdorawaaallaat).Wtni breathlessly tor- what aU aaTaed ; and many; hoped waa to be. as - -exeetttlve -exeeutlea, menilrntnt, waa tryinf to have a '? ittle fun with hl cetleacuea. Ball ia a lame duck, having been, lefeated for renontlnatloa bf the Perhar he just wanted to test 'wt,. by actual experiment, the personal sincerity of hta colleasiea In the name of national economy, had recently defeated', the bay Increase to postal erhployea. i But if It was a Joke to Bail, ft asnt to other senator who pro? eeded without debate to p88 It . i'h a whoop. ... V .. But when Mitchell arrived it was ' in gala attire. He waa' logged ant anttortn. - hia In His shoulders aagghig "a bit beneatll the weight of the medila and decorations pinned acrosa hla cfeee and hung around hU neck. For he had come not as a culprit to be beheaded, but aa a guest at the army and navy reception,- the last big social shindig of the- sea-son on the' White House calendar. . And. for" the minute at least. Mitchell had the tough on hla" ser: . . ' vice enemies. . . .J. DRio. gen.1 "BiLiiT! 'irr- - chell, air aerviee agitator. DID call at the" MTtte House 6 see president toolidge oa Feb. :9: He ehook the president's band unS the president shook his. And iot a hard word passed between " Kewsnanera on the morning of 19th announced that Mitchell jad been summoned t tba axeoq- '"4)e A- - asstirt ks &f e, - ; r v- - . w le .. --. "THERE IS A MONARCH RANGE FOR EVERY HOME ., WOUKTOTinaTna seeks to advanca efflciency In bis department by ! the (or opportunity abolishing "clock watching" by Interior De- TliE ' The little boy next door says: all it is xrax-ke"Life may not up to be, but the graveyards are full of guys who would gladly ex- with 7Dur TuHni . OLD IRONSIDES POTSTABOOOR NETIII r,lin4 and a eivd aartaee. He has tshwrtjrktw of CaUfwaia acre an carried ""tne'serneavy,"st.ct Twrf rTasTieKsta tw'weairlac years oa ht hike and. eats a circle the frwrk coat and tnipnl tiwsetr in it fir every li mil-regarded hy aim as savfirr ft Smooth v f Vtaa stadlea W hear atnal disaity. " a day. BiBhaaa f CtosusectJcat, iters ex!y heavy statfctlea. Stanley"! fatty tJya lae warU war aviatwt; exylewr'aasl af ta da4cs of literature aod asea them Teataivc a ad aer 'with j effV'rtrteoess ia ai? Bee seaatec k ysartlaara aeea at fesUs tlrM Vo4,isv; syrea aear ttyisc speeebes. trwrBa af Xta t -- ;tvG4, .. ." U S GIUI- N- a Good -Yhisc . vom insa nv USE HERALD WANT ADS - Vr-uit- a t;4ear-tfca- a frwrtier. The thee' - seaahvs. resV. aav at-4ivvs.af5. ' JuNts. petsraaStsfS" keeps The old soata1' anve by ways wwirins'a Prince' Albert enat. aVttrtiuM aad eereaarMftta tin-.-'white flannel Test aad bisa. reUar. sweWeei aw, aay Bswra. wwrW OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE. rr mrjnxf 6 V Is Si THAT SHOTll POCC- - TMIMr5. rai,l- AviT- A-- ; PCOP1C V.C FftU. t v.v ca it I.' WHa--r v.v: - 15655 -- aiiovrr it- - 0 Gand your aaaa and addraas platnr writua together with 6 cents (sad thai lip) to Chamberlain liedicin Ca, Das iloioes, Iowa, and recaiv ia ntura a package-containin- - af twwa rf t e. n ' has heea fwasal aacieM Uat-les- s; Mart-Z (r.P.)--Thtrial Chamberlain's American freighter, Wert Kas-o- Cough Remedy for ecttrha, eolda, croop, is afire near Antwerp, accoroV bronchial, "fla" and boop roar ewghi, dis- and tickling Urbt; Chsadwruuo'a Stombig to an Exchange Telegraph -ach and Liver Tablets for stomach troupatch. iadigenrt.'n, gaary psirj that crowd The vessel carries a raia cargo. bles, the heart, biiiousnes and roostipatiea; The dispatch salt1, the fire had done Chamberlaia'a f?al aedtd in awry heavy damage. family for burns, scalds, vooada, ptlea The West Kasson was Imilt in and skio affecuoos; tbfse rained family -Xos Angeles, Calit; medicines for only 6 cents. Deal buss ik I,tXlMtX,. a and Bayard of IVia ware get their na r4, aecfttiea, I Bra- - f Marytaa4 etdie and writes history. Beffia e Ahiraoea n - 1 am-V- ta-clln- fyllOBEETTOHntAX. (I'nHed Preas Staff CerrrsnoirfecU S!nb WAsniNGTttX. there are no more "bobbles' lu the senate, since President Cooltdge was revealed as owning A nJianial exercise steed. "Old Ironsides." that's .what the sen "Diversions" ators have now. They used to have "hobbies"" but no more. Senator Borah was silent as an oysterwhen approached for-- comparison of Tldis on Lis lxated and on a mechanical cay-usBooted, spurred and often the aenat la see daily ridinjt his Iiotscb along the capital's bridal 4 I - '. ALL 'HOBBIES' SHIP ON FIRE ... HOUSE? j ' " E SPRINGVILLK PR0YO 1 ONE-PRIC- U. S. GRAIN - 1 g r SECRBTAAT Work has ordered that all except 'the few officially necessary decks be reIn the Interior - buildla . moved. Quitting time wiU be announced by tae rtngfhr of a big gong an each floor. .And even these gong have been placed out Ja the corridors where . the workera cant watch to see when they're about ring, t to The difficulty of having clocks where workers caa watch them. Work holds, ia that nine oat of tea employe spend more time clock watching, as quitting time ap , proaches, than ther do watching theu? work. And whatprll aa la work, .4 Only One Price to Everybody the Lowest Price Mrs. Grouch, "Huh!" watchman says a railroad-i-rosslnWomen are better drivers than men. "Why sliouldn't they be V groa'led her husband. "They've got noliody In tlie back seat giving them orders.' remarked irrfli the . employes.- ' Yon can't work up a revolution In land where nothing really worries paths. '. . theTorniniin ' toptefSCeptFtatir Golf Is theieadins "dIverioai-o- t the setiators. Capper of Kansas and McKlnhy of IUtnnix are estreme ad dicts, playing at mi? arailahle hour. McNary of Orejron. Harrison of Mississippi, Conceit of ' ili( hisraa and Joe Robinsou of Arkansas are player on. Washington links, although - Senator ttoliiisin does not appear m thp Chevy Chase links since .his fistic' there last year. Xorrls of Nebraska- le the "hnman , There are scores. of new bedding in zlnnins offered this year, ome of fish" taking a 15 minute plnu the new iiklors are fascinating. The the swimming tank daily. BrooVliart pink and salmon shades make gor- if Iowa finds on t tot fur simie(f his geous leds. Mitke a note to try "Henries iu hunting and alimttiug. lie them out. They will lie fine plituts is holder of aeveral record iu ivp-In transplant- -- (iuushlDeorfoul west her. Tetth- when the Julips fade,. ine aprteala m're tn ftenator Ope-lanXew Tork physician, than ' tramping the hills with a heavy : partment cars. ........ .' cpllechir, "No," growled the office boy. "You're a liar," retorted the bill collector ; "If he "wasn't in you'd le duiuK cross-worpuzzles Instead of being so dern busy." a . I Uiemi e-e- if i,ttt&. fj ... fuU-drea- a - .. -- Consider how much yoa depenffwrt this eq u:pment ia yaor kotwe, Call aad let s ex past taremlTasTt plain why MONAKCHS have been winnins puMic approval lor Many a man can tell a woman Just how the country ought to be run, romments JohiL Peterson, but be-- can't tell her why he put the screwdriver in the medicine chest and left his bat in the baby's crib. hot-wat- er . an rom $7500 t J10.(W0r-- or iff the annual congressional i - roil t Maybe Senator U Heisler feall of the via ware, who ' proposed ;.- 'Washington tlva presence to receive the offldal as because of the furor he bad etlrred up in army and navy dr hla fUht tor a aeparatealr flea ofir While the White House w rin it a $10 reward for euftgea. iona aa W low J12.8W culd be rimmed from eaecutive, .office ex- ensee, the Senate, without a roU all, approved in amendment la., aalariea reasing conereional . .. perfeno, avea waUs Talked to eDath.. Necessity and Opportuhity,met on the street, "Hello, Opportunity,' Said . Necessity, "Yon look all in. all In," replied ity. "For mouths I've been knocking at the doors of offices and all I ever hear is that the occupant is in conference." , ca. " ia k4 Pepoidible beat oa th reokias nrfara anlfurm results are always vsrd. lUrjtt: taiRfs aadi resisting Mircv to Yitrifse4 fhw l Two men were beenminfj abusive in the course of a political quarrel. "I thluk," cried one of them, "that there-i- s just one thing that-saves yon from being a barefaced liar." ,"What'a that?" asked the other. "Your whiskers," was the reply. prvTKi n cr vTrTASinNGTON got Ita- - economy trattoq wires cnosaea me oiner iwy nd the result waa a abort circuit :U shocked Budget Director the uolnt- - ot apchli ' d h Hearing vs. Seeing - f' SW lsew(4 raases are built Use iatercst Tevery kilcltcfii and BJother to irlkve the vtsnics-w- f fccurs and make their duties thema a ptatsvre t -- ft f, v. T 'N, UlV oven the boss in?" asked the bill ' .i b j e- u ! BY HARRY B. HUNT NE. Sewlce Writer . More New Proverbs; "Where the hostess: i beautiful, the wine Is good." "Wlieil a nut n is happy be does not hear the clock strike., "' "The most wasted of all days Is the day when we bare not laughed." ""If; you would understand men, study women. -- Huntfsli . .When Gabriel finally arrives, is per advance notices, we fear that be will lie compelled to see some great brua dca xtlug station in order to get ifce at tint ion of the multitude. jj j. ' i a pip; not have been 'real, but ne'er did jron feel To see ifjtwas bustle or hip, . , Serni ' No matter how much or how little you inrest in jour 13 home, the purpose is the same to provide comfort - No need r n n rn7 livdi THE iWOWJfS 5 .: i If you " - er Knirnl. ia nnt nnJv nn PYnrifvn nf iia nwn ?mnl rliinn. r, but is also a step toward a real and permanent reform. President Coblidge .wants no fuss about his inaugural, bt he does propose to make trips around the country! to get quainted with the people, and to let them get acquainted ith him.-I- t is, of course, the best possible way to bring the ople and. the president into personal touch, and. that is a ' ' ' xjdthinf to do. ; vBut h us take.; warning! AVe, hav)ierallykilled the st Jt wo Residents by .the way 'we. "entertaiaeS1 . them. Sevglt'a )ifg waa Bhertpnpd partly hy th aamalthlng. fiar. ulnld3cKiMe7;ere. sacrificed tbnimitaldn-deSl- o tne president atie accessibility PresTTent (Hderfortuaatel el ?IJe ill survive our worst; But Jie ihoulibsparefflt Ihe rfesident has to be a ehowf but ta dos ntt havdvto 'a lrcyl. Especiallyhe does not havf to fee sidbjectellto ie ambition of seven million people to sea him separately jyid rsonauy, one at a lime. - apter ing position. sov-reign- ty. Y7 i , -- - Let your children eat more cake; it has more nutriment than a sandwich -; . it made witn vf i: - wltb some of its print uptdde down thereliy enabling many members of miigreMs to read It without chang ,.,,,,.,.... ......................... , Record Congremdonal . ; Inaugural a Show, there If werejsomd way of mating- the inaugural ear. ontes really impressivk to the people, of the importance nd fiignity-o- f the presidential office and of the national whkhpfSUzehotexis expense or di- Say would Be too much, ,The theatrics of government are a gritimate part of its authoritys In some countries'gorgebus- ?ss adds to the dramatic effect; in others,, simplicity. awdnness and commercialism add to it nowhere. This is hat Washington .inaugurations have; . tended to show. v- " lsafiatba ., r--- ;.a already. - -- rj w They givea your trteoda a warkst taaaea la tell ye aboat'tiM.wnckK It never seems to occur to Euro pa tteqr baea beaa ta.r Member United- - Prea News Service and N. B. A. Servica, that debts may be settled In- a slnv ' pie way by paying tbem. Only daily newspnper in tJtab sooth of Salt Lake City; largeat eb Prtnu of Walea aava caraa It laj ii of any newspaper In Utah outside Salt Lake City and Ogdea, bard to stay. tngto wtU How are.your teeth T 'Now. is the .J.Osnl da at wKh'aataaTr time to get them la shape. Corn iMiiPM Office, Tlhone M fa season la due soon. Utoriai Booms. Telephone . , . . .... .....101 u, - , rttaaghtata lead a aata tttaTBdl MeOer smt be aasst ta taa earcTlo ; Aa lacooe tag payer got a maw be told aa be oaasidered UM Statu ( LQwrty a aaeatortaj. . A beauty doctor aay wrinkle aa the racr a nd beck may be eradicated on the head.. a pueltioa Mew aworetary of agriculture asks by standing lor a better break tor farmers, but mbli'h abonld also prove useful la others consider tbem better broke, i preventing falling of tb arcbea aafsty aaaor aaaap&By'rveorta o( a amiuloa. VTheax wtOaecklac partlaa be stoppedT; t ...FMla!t . a' aaaa IMte aafcla laa yv aaia. Clf add tafter rnmr. a aostnoa Oaa a'aet poetoffioe la Frava, TJtaa. .,.... ..., m. EL Horullirook Tkr are saoal at JTlnt Weat atraat. la .tba Barald bnHdiatv 60 u second claaa natter at th Entered vary ditia loose yonr uomei temm& as yop ivouioLyonx mm :t . late boarg are the only kind the young aaaa ran keep; etber bare a habit of getting away very fast ; - t, a |