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Show i i v , ., , , f I 1!' 1 - . THE HERALD, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 1, 1923 jj 1.71 per cent "la no year, however," declares President Gray, "have the railroads to RAILROAD EARNINGS. Business and rofessional recent statement o the President Carl R. Gra or the Union Facifie System rwrs to the common Impression that railroad earning i are in some way guaranteed by the government and shows that since March St. 1920. Nothing erea resembling a guarantee has bees In A Kiddies Evening TIIOKE VOUU Story secured the fair return contemplated by the act." and the law in o j sense guarantees the earning of Br MARY GRAHAM BONNE! J the railroads, adding, "if it did, the government would owe the rail roads more than a billion dollars Old Fat Hippo ' 'for deficits In 1930, 1921 and 1922." effects Quoting the transportation act. I Since 1923, the statement says. "I era a fat old creature, and 1 V CHARLES J. ENGAR as a whole have bees don't mind." said the Hippopotamus Published every week-daexcept Saturday, and the statement goes on t) show that the earning fair return vouchsafed therein hetter than for the same period In in the soo. r Music Studio Sunday moraine, at The Heraid Building, South First was fixed et per cent for the two any of the preceeaing years, but A sparrow had had a bath in the West street, Provo, Utah. Telephone 95. pool and now was tlttlni hippo's than lower still return 1921. is March rate of 'f?rwtnr of choruses, band the Sinca y years ending 1, of the hippo's Indoor on a SUBSCRIPTION OF and bar, Sunday, TERMS. Dally Instruction then It has been reduced by the 'the Commission has perscribed as room. Woetrsi. v.VA.w". 4C cents a month, or 13.50 the delivered . carrier, Commerce" Commission . 'L by reasonable Interstate and nntit vnfjl "I'm Interesting, for I belong to year in advance; by mail. 3.50 a year; Sunday only, They . can't an old, old family. .... think back to a time when tliere by mail, $1.00 the year, In advance.. ... AddIv for Terms. i, weren't some of our people about Phone 899. i W. Center. "At least none of them can. I ...EDITOR AND PUBLISHER i: E. C RODGERS... knnw and I've heard them even say that their grandmothers and The Daily Herald was entered as second class mail matter June 6, can't remember the t'uie when there weren't some of us to 1911, and The Sunday Herald was entered as second class mail matter be seen somewhere either in March 3, ABE W. TURNER May 9, 1922, at the postoffico, Provo, Utah, under the Act of a or In a too. 1879. Tnr tha members of Our faUV Attorney-at-La11 verr. ren lonz time ago. lived Our name of Hippopotamus comes lorn 7, Knight Bid?.. Provo, from two woras two ure The Herald, only daily newspaper in Utah south of Salt Lake City, Utah. Fhone I'm told. I don't speak Greek my- Is a member of the N. E. A. Service, and of the International News uif Never did and never shall. Service. - .. ' . At least. I donV ever expect to learn the language. U3 LV You Can Depend on Our Answer. y 3 .... ' w mw. ' .: ILARENCE RASMUSSEN Taney seeing Old rat Hippo vith a Oreek dictionary before Dim! Is the first place,1 Tm too 1ST J to BlUUJ li, m vuv kw nlara' It would all be OO fOOllSB. "Hippopotamus talk Is the same , THE WILY TURK AGAIN. 869-- Special Representative THE BANKERS LIFE h OFDESMOLNKS At the close of the World war, when Turkey, aa an ally , . of Germany, the losing power, was overwhelmingly de feated, the whole Christian world breathed a sigh of some 4 like relief. The great and powerful Turk was beaten thing One of the most eonserva- into the dust, the 'sick man of Europe" was crushed so irre ively managed life insurance trievably that it was taken for granted he would not even pmpanies in America. to crawl from under the ruins. p Information gladly furnish try Ll without obligation. But time went on, as time will do, regardless of the It activities of the specks of humanity who are the observers of its progress on earth. Things happened in Turkey. The 1 BAKER & BAKER t,J in some mysterious way managed to rise from the Turks Counsekrs-a- t 'i l.ttorneys and Hi T ashes, whip the Greeks and perform other feats demoMaggie Riley, of the famous Devil Dog baaeh&fl nine, shakes hands J. Collections and Adjustments nstrating that, to quote an eminent humorist, the story of with "Cookey Hannllord, rival first baseman of the- House of David must been ,11 have their death exaggerated. Everywhere. team, before a recent gome at tha Palo Grounds Iww Jcf ,!m PROVO, UTAH. At the peace conference at Lausanne, which closed with the signing of the near east peace pact, it would seem the onlooker that it was Turkey and notj her enemies who VETERINARIAN to won the World war. Turkey, as the dispatches state, won nations with one stroke of the pen, concessions that-oth- er V' DR. ARTHUR VANCE have been centuries in obtaining. Turkey obtained Constan:it tinople, despite the frequent assertions in the past few years 156 W. 3rd N. Flume oSI-ithat she must be "driven out of that city. All foreign troops must get out of Turkey. Instead of securing peace and quiet homes for millions involved, these millions will have to move, DR. H. F. CANNON in the great exchange of Greek and Turk populations which t rt Scientific Kyesigni specialist the treaty provides for. The American problem which has Over Irvine's Store. been for centuries a sore; spot upon civilization, must solve 1 itself. Armenians will continue to exist as best they can Provo, Utah. fftione 555. l .: everywhere. speech from for evamnle. are far more I think, in We don't change our African to American la that way animals sensible than people. one pan ox me coun- - Chaplain and Chancellor .ft L- n. a -- ( PROVO TYPEWRITER EXCHANGE Geo. E. Brattan. Manager. until they are murdered, as in times past. Turkey, at the Lausanne conference, just as in the past, has been able to bring forward a leader astute enough to get his; own way fwr?T 771 ft ft ft . h Ismet Pasha, smilingly and firmly, made his conferees hand over to him what he desired. With consummate skill he defeated the statesmen of other countries, and obtained for Typewriters Repaired, Bought himself the distinction of being the most clever of all the and Sold. Repairing a Specstatesmen that his country has produced. He played ialty. All Work Guaranteed. wily his cards with a master hand. Phone 207-And the reason? It is more difficult; to learn the reason it is to see the results. At the bottom of it all, perhaps, than DEFY SLEEP 98 HOURS. is fear a fear that ramifies all through Europe; fear that stalks in whenever east meets west at the conference table. 1 International News Service The effects of even one little action when nations sit at conAug., 1. A fantastic ference mi TRIESTE, held may be so grave that the onlooker can not grasp a I... IIIN.."competetion of the real state of affairs. There may have been shadow h how long it v.as here to determine ' to go some good and sufficient reason aside from possible fear that with out sleep was won by two the Turks this victory. To get at the "whys and wheregave men who remained awake .. youiy; v.v ' f of the question would require more time than the Minutes continuous- fores" for 97 heirs " IteV." Monsignor IgnaUus Selpel etni acta In his former iThe Rt American would eara to to the subject. But, give ly. Competitors wire expected to average capacity of army chaplain, although as chancellor of. Austria ha carries be wide awake, .merry and bright, from this distance it looks like ''It was a famous victory" the burdens oXetate,pt that, nation, Hera be la holding church zsnkx&, for the Turks. while fnneral marches. and lulables m fl. lXVS in . - y..t were piavecl. i Your H sas ome? to ssiiiei i. n Ifi We move Furniture, Haul Freight, Transfer Trunks. 1 LONG Why will you suffer with the heat-w- hy endure smoke arid soot and ashes--whe- n o better way is available. Distance trips Work Guaranteed Prices Most Reasonable. Phone 665 Provo Cook In "6 ilransfer "YOU CAN DO n Ta SERVICE. ..CarefuL. Courteous, X enced Workmen. Experi-- If Water Quickly .. .K..v.l..'.i.;. .............. ........ ...... 1 Provo Springville it Spainish Fork 425 W. CENTER. pecify "I Eat Enormous Quantities." try people speak in one language, and In another quite a different Now, animals have the language. Lions speak lion same language. talk wherever they are! We speak talk wherever we Hippopotamus are. "But people! No, they're always thinking of how to give themselves extra trouble. But as I started to say, our name came from two We are given our Greek words, name by people, you see. I can't tell you the Greek words, and as I said before, I'm not going to study Greek. "Why, Just to show you how bard Greek is, people often say, Why, that would be Greek to me,' when they are talking about something which they couldn't possibly understand. Tes, that Is Just an expression, so it goes to show you how hard Greek Is, that even an expression or saying of that sort has been made up about It ' . "The two Greek words, though, mean river horse. That Is what And It's hippopotamus means. not a bad name, though it could be better. Still It might be worse 1; I eat enormous quantities'!) grass every day. I've a good hippopotamus appetite, and my keeper says I do not need a tonic "In fact, I'm always growing foo At. I weigh several thousand pounds, I believe. It is nil because I eat a lot, and don't exercise. But I don't care about exerclslag. I like to swim and they say that my relatives, when free, can climb up banks which are ever so high, and can swim magnificently. But I don't care about exercising. "I'd never care to do calisthenics every morning and evening, nor would I care to walk around my yard several times a day as Quickly as I could. No, I wouldn't care for exercise. "I would rather bo fat. Oh, yes, How Td much rather be firt. dreadful it would be to be a thin hippopotamus and not have lojs of I'd hateto be cafled weight. skinny and I make sure there will never be any danger of that. Oh, I must have a nap now and I shall lie In my pool and take It. Later I may have a little splash and thei a good meal and another rest. "Oh, It Is fun to rest fiud eat and dream hippopotamus dreame. They are dreams of more resting ami 'more food, by the way." And the little sparrow, flew out then, while the hippopotamus did Just as he had sa,ld he would. He had a nap and he was In'bjs pool. Then he had a little splash. Then a good meal and another rest. And if you bad looked at him you would have been pretty sure that he was dreaming of more rest and He bad that look on more food. his hippopotamus facet waaurn tfawrpspar Unloni) STANDARD .COAL From the Spring Canyon District, on Your Next Order. IT BURNS BETTER GIVES MORE HEAT LASTS LONGER Exclusive Agents. SMOOT & SPAFFORD PHONE 17. STANDARD COAL CO. Salt Lake, Utah. Cement Work HE BUILDS WISELY AND WELL. WHO? YOUR CONTRACTOR E. H. 228 N. 5th East. 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