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Show --- J 7 THE HERALDi WEDNESDAY. MARCH 7, 1923. s THE DAILY HERALD abllshe EVERY at the 6, 1911, poetofflce, -Dally only, delivered by carrier, 3& cents 1 I fl r.t n n month r by niall in Utah county. S3 a year: outside the couBtyy cents a month, $3.50 a year In advance; Daily and Sunday, by carrier, Dally and Sunday, by mail, $4 a year. Sunday only, by. mail, II a year. 7 Terms of Subscription: 137 - beccurately-defined,- cept that average mentality Is sanity and that insanity la a deviation from normal ebove or below. grnntaat rlntlgt of Rnrnpn, or at least most of them, thought Columbuswas-jcraz- that, jrhenJieargueil y the earth, wasround Instead of y brothers had "bats in the I'vs tj M a; Jjfe ' d$?fL By CONDO ccme 3owm neftc r 1V5 COJ A out tHY YcV nriAftTMSNT HOWSfi t.ATe T NlQMT AND TOOT YOUR HOR.KI. - 1 Ml m ..pm a ONLY Wie-MAV6 IN 7Hl VoV . , ft It! r Your confidence in our integrity and our confidence in our ability to serve you x4 wwie to list your, property with us for sale. We Have for Sale iJlNi f?Mj8L . IS THIS FIRM . in the direction 'of iunerais. We care not how large ohow small the commission, "we can give you positive assurance of the successful execution of your ideas. Another point : we can regulate the , tost of a funeral according to your means and fufi nish you the utmost at any cost agreeable. - orange-blossom- d e, -- & Hatch Undertaking Co. Aasoa Hatch f ; X uk It Batch ' i on-io- t .I.U..M.I.I m lif- n,JW01MMZu , 3x12 lot on Third South, 5: Hmly69()r - A story ofhuman kindness, of everyday 5 rooms good lot, terms. the Delightful Record : The don't V returned Almee simply,., inspecting herself in the long mirror. "Isn't Billy lucky 1" She suddenly encircled Georgina's waist with her arm. 'Tm so glad you're happy, Georgia dear. Everybody's g6t to be happy today ; even AunfcEfytbei In half an houryou and Alexanuer will stnnd at the altar. Don'Hremble I'Yes, close in, $4200; bungalow, basement, lot ful 3xliy2; only $3650. We have plenty of other good homes and building lots on terms, also some business property on South University. Let's talk it over. We Write Life, Fire, Automobile, Plate Glass, Surety, Insii ranee of "Penzteand It Qeorglna. ,TIe didn't realize tIU,after we left Jervaulx, thatl ought w have been at home with hlnv-fc- ll the time. I don't thial'he realty grasps the po sition. ven now." VI and bath, furnace, folks, of Her Adopted Family tn Herald Today-Re-ad 'Aimeef reaLiiu - New modern, troubles and worries, but most of all of the genu-in- e joys to be found in the little things of life if only one has the faith to rn?lrp ttiom come true. Folio i4s vestment. DOUGLAS WIGGIN "What what a pungent story, THB 'CUSTARD CUP! More power to the author's elbow. Florence Bingham Livingston is a talented creature." We recommend it for its delicious humor, the sense of joy in living which it leaves with the reader, and for the author's very great' ability in picturing the lives of a group of people who live on almost nothing a year, and manage to Uhave an uproariously good time. . He I. KATE -- accept Billy Spencer as a prospective motorcycle. you certainly did. And a "An"experimental machine, I understand. I hope, for Mr. Spencer's sake," very good thing, too." "Did I realIyyUHmredher said Lord Scroope, politely) "that It "I hardly recognize myself tomay prove ah successful," seems very precipl-tatet- day, Delicla. Mr. Bivlngton' smiled. There ara sa manyt: thing;, to "The present model of the Sphinx, consldftr-t- o verify " though a big advance On the others. Is "I havent the slightest donbt that past the experimental stage. Of the first and second models, a quarter of a will be aU right Two. of the soundmillion have been sold In the States. est people I ever cam across." "But what " The plant for the latest, on mass pro"What 1 like about Americans," said duction. Is now being laid down. In the companjLtbat's being floated I hold! Lady Scroope, "when proposition a third control and rm very thank- "that's what they call.lt I think when ful that I have. Billy stands to clean a proposition la .clear, they don't waste don't waste up three hundred and fifty thousand time. Mike people-wratime It makes life so much less comdollars on the deal hard earnings." . plicated." I have not a very good head for fig"I am certainly conscious of a great ures, Mr. Bivlngton. Could you trans' late that Into terms of English cur- access of happiness." "Yes. Because Almee Is so happy, ... ... ... rency?"Infec"About seventy thousand pounds." ' And Aimee's happiness Is "a very ' Lord Scroope sat perfectly silent, tions quality. 'StlU,jat the moment. Tony dear, yon are- looking alittle gaxlnsr at Mr. Bivlngton. worried and anxious. WhyT" Is himself what ll$ut Jhe jroungster "The one rift ItTthe lute," saiiTTCord I'm concerned with not whathe's got However," continued Bivlngton, look- Scroope "regretfully, "Is this break ing out of the window as a faint whir- with the. Jervaiilx household. Family ring noise was heard below, "I see he's quarrels are always, petty and undigarrived, so I needn't say any more. nified. I fear the affair has alienated But I'm very glad to ave had this Erythea. I hope I did not convey the chance for him. Billy tsq't Impression that 1 disapproved Of exfnarrlage. Beally it good at praising himself."' -B- illy's-card gameaip, a nd Billy short- cellent thin? for Oeorglna: nnd he will looked at Lord ly followed It. . 'I," said Laly" Scroope, kissing the SVroope diffidently. "will make the peace Vl sliall be glad to have a few words top of with you, Mr. Spencer," said Lord with Erjthea. Although she dlHp- morat'eharacttr. I am Scroope with. Ids most amiable, tAxA "there was a staccato quality about our the only person ishe really listens to. tomorrow and pave first meeting, Ha,t rendered a mutual - - - the way. I've already .talked thntover understanding dlftlcfilt."il-- 4 "The first duty. of na uncle," snld Mr. with Mr. William Spencer," she added', Bivlngton, 'Is to realize when he's In twinkling, "and he will accompany me. the way. s With your permission. Lord I am persuaded he has great Influence there 1 suggest a double wedding Scroope, III go below." He retired, leaving the two foge ther, here at Scroop. It will suit Erythea ana anneu into the sunny morning much better than at Jervaulx as room overlooking the lawn. In a few things are! Have no fear,' Tony. It ' moments Lady Scroope came In. Mr. shall be arranged." Bivlngton mads himself known to her. CHAPTER XXVIII In a very short time Lady Scroops had awes skillfully elicited from Mr. Bivlngton AllVWsll-- J all the Information he had given to her "what," said Almee, wlth-a-U-ttle husband, and a good deal more;' She -bubbled with amusement and sympathy wucn or scorn, are you looking so frightened 'aboot, Georgie dearr as the enthusiastic Bivlngton expound-eJ "rra Mot frightened," said Geor-frtn- a BUly qualltlesT . , faintly, smoothing her white silk "I had a few words with four nephleev with a tremulous band, and ew, Mr. Bivlngton.' before he went ups stairs," she said laughing, "a most glancing at the spray of on the boudoir table, "rm sumagnetic- - and alluring, young man. 1 trtmbHtJto think what his Influence premely nappy. ' But-o- na ought to may be on my simple-mindehusband.? feel, g'llttla, frightened, surely! Afe aot your Mr. Bivlngton, coloring with pleas-nr" "Not a bit looked admiringly at the little . lady, wondering bow she cams td nave , Oeorglna regarded ber cousin "with' a faintly shocked expression. that daughter as old as Almee-w- hb at that moment entered the room, Lady changed slowly Into s gas of admt- ranosv-- ' .,, " i Scroops Introduced bar guest' "How 'parfectly lovely", ok; rjL murmured IjK BJyjQgjoa, makes uickly-and-honestly .itorth-you- f rt.iur,,l,;f.jalE. , 'A JuA WeGun Sell 1 ii. COMPETENT CTHB END o " "V . -- it i ' , -- hus-ban- b Billy, glowing What is fungus! Jhallopytio plant destitute of chlorophyl- - (green coloring) and deriving nourishment wholly or almost wholly from organic compounds,, as pnffballs, toadstools, mushsroqms, mold and mildew. son-in-la- . HUM mW anOroprreToT-oTThrTIyIngh1n- rai- "A BH -- r tr fTb Fiwo r tried t with-I- , er 1 On In "Hold tight!" The Sphinx breasted the long rise at sixty, miles' an hour. The wind screamed past them. Almee laughed aloud. Leaning f0 ward from the pillion, she pressed the smallest, soft round kiss on the back c Billy's neckTM 4hey dlsaspeared to t- a cloud of sunlit dust 1 , . . H&rria niiifa t" h exclaimed. "1 should have thought,'' he said, have no objection to saymg. evn oe- subsiding gently into an old bergere fore Mr. Bivlngton, that William Spenchair, "that U was enough for anyone cer Is a most remarkable young man. to meet WUUam to sin him up. How- - Not only bat bis conduct U through ever, bo is the son of my only slater, the affair been admirable, but his char and f tnf late Undon Spencer of Den-v- acter appeals to me very greatly. There Wbo waa, m the whole,' the flaeat far more. honesty, moreof She life very essence of neHglqn, In that young BMC I evor tnew In the course of that baa been described at varied and fellow, than I have yet encountered In Add BlUr Is as good anyone of Ms comprehensive. age.' najhip father. I with yon had met tin- Mr. Bivtaatonrcol0Ttng stltt more don," deeply, looked at h lords) 1 appreciate what you say," reptted predatlve eyos. Lady Scroop Smiled. do not rather, Lord ftoope, rTony, dear, I have seldom neard-yooccupation wnat Vi. Bpew express yourself so warmly I and as a lV iudae of character you have taught me "He has developed himself as Id tegard yod" as Infallible. Certahyr tor engineer.' from the rattier brief Interview I had be with Mr. know so little of mechanics-- Spencer I formed a similar gan Lord Scroope. opinion. But do I understand that you said Mr. Bivlngton, "Mechanics,'' . have smiling, "are: of course, a matter of "Hem," said Lord Scroope, with. 1 thste. They have an interest for me." some slight confusion, "we appear to be A light dawned suddenly on Lord moving ratner an rapwiy. i ieei . Scroope. He broke off, oppnreotly at a loss, as "Is It possible," he said, "that you are Billy and Almee came towards them the the author as It were of the Biv- across the lawn, side by slue. There lngton motorcar?" was something .OlymplHB In Biliys as-- , "That among other things," said the pert and the splendor of his smile, . visitor pleasantly. Almee whs radlnnt and glowing. Lord Lord Scroope TooUed bewildered. It Scronpe scarcely recognized In her the' was not possible, however Ignorant bne rmlllil .and dlstressp youiiB woman to havw mi Jtlj antnmotrfle. "r u of the the gods hiul restored his daughter to reader Nor, however cnKUal secular press, could one avoid the him. ' ' ; echoes of the fauieof that solfi" manip snld Almee. "You've Ven liunmii "tluit comef ulator of millions, say alf sph'iiiiid, "(Ij'ar. And I want of progress, Hlrum I!. Itlvlngtou. The the nice to Billy's uncle, that I things name on die pasteboard hud not till haven't had a chance to, yet." now counseled with Lord Scroope's . .7;. f mind. "I hone," said Lord Scroope, wrln- He contemplated Mr. Bivlngton with kilns his brow In perplexity as he and wondering Interest. his wife stood in the library some ""Mr; "Spencer," he said, "Is Indeed hours later, after the departure of the rortunute In lws uncle. not been too "I would rather sny that I'm fortu- visitors, ''that I hove Have--committed my precipitate. In nate my nephew," replied Bivlngton. self 'too far, TieTlcIaT "Billy doesn't need an uncle. In my Lady Scroope pushed her husband country we haven't much use for a Into an armchair and perched gently assets are whose man bis only young arm of it relatives. Billy has made goodbyhl8 herself on the "If yon --mean; dearr1 she Baldr own efforts, sir. lie Is the Inventor 1 -- highway. became-grayo,-,,-,-- step but me." An English brain specialist, writing In London .Dally Mall, says one of the commonest forms of Insanity ls.tne I arrest or. short circuiting of the basic human lnBtlncts la the tadl.Tlda&l. For instance, our most powerful control is the inilnct of tlon. When we fall to respond to that instinct., and contemplate sulcldewe are on the borderland of Insanity.. We we also are crazy, more or less,-whe-n fall to 'respond normally to the mestle Instinct, the herd or social stlnetand-th- e normal expression of the. religious instinct.' Chronic gloominess, bad temper, e feets of memory, premature inference and eitravapant lmaglnlngg--al- l these are mild forms of mental derange- rnent, sayjs the Jtogllsh specialist, Ire adds: "Gullibility is also an dlcator of weak thought. As regards mindJ the affections, the show's' more likes than dislikes, more friendliness than hatred, more, sympa-Wrigthy than antipathy." th twinkling Almea donned the wrap; aa Billy bestrode ths saddle she threw bet self upon tna pillion and her arms about bis waist "Beady partner P Billy said, "Let her rip T panted Almee Joy. tmsiy. ..The Sphinx hummed swiftly along ths park road and swung left onto the sumed' their "conversation and out through the windows to the lawn hear the entrance, where stood the Sphinx. The original Sphinx, with pillion-sea- t de luxe attached. Trr.,Min,, by EUworth Young . TRUE., ET i?OTBURSfS-eP-BVER- bel- - r T5 The. guests paused la astonishment Lady Scroope, her eyelashes spartitn laoghsd gently. Aunt Brythea Jutted ma luquifwf mumm twina ue pfuartT Ths bride and bridegroom. havJ made good speed for .two hundred yards, toned Into a dump of laureli that efficiently hid ths Flying Sphinx BUly snatched np a bios cloak that lay athwart the saddbv - ' ; -- in-fl- Accepting hearsay evidence, we now know It's round. ft few doftadea since nearly everyone In America thought the lljjll . Tm going to be there when they come out I" said Almee over her shoulder as she disappeared. The two elder people looked at each other, and both of them laughed. , Mr. Btvlngton .was charmed. Lady Scroope was wholly unlike his preconceived notions of an English peeress. They re i. de-th- T" fl XTfiiBa TjT TSW hafid, on, foot down: tfther they scudded them." a fry", because they Insisted that it wag possible for man to fly through the air like a bird. I . ''Tm ..... vein Tin t.'Trtrn 1r "I?lvlncton, , c..Mni uliu-'v' A man " 1 liJlIlUlt?3 lUtCt tra may be crazy by one stand 1 will rf what to attention you wy give a couhTehance tharwas with positively ard, and sane by another. In grading Have-t- o eay" animated, came toward them acroas the mentality, most of us are like (he sot Mr. Rlvtiigton twinkled, again, then srass. -- . 1 I Vt jkjk l SIDNEY GOWINTG I Feeble-mlndedne- I .1 - I The American people are Tapldly going crazy, says Dr. J. N. Hurty, na-tlonally known Hoosier medical man, Some will comment:. "Going!, They're ateeady bughouse,' "Americans are fast --becoming a - Tacs; of maniacs," Dr.- Hurty comments in dls- couragement He thinks, in another hundred years there will not be a sane persoa in the country. . Cheer up. Doc, and maniacal hysteria are pandemic in the United States, But that's because the war left us lnft highly-stron- g In time we'll set- condition. no normal. Are headed that way now. And normal is sanity, ..The craslest ones never ere locked up in the asylums. That's because and insanity are vague terms and caught I by Tha Herald lOomoaa; Entered as second close, null matter Jane Ptfvo, VUH, under the Act of March 3. 18T9. r---. and regarding ner vivid beauty with can Lib most intense) appreciation, anderstand BUijre anxiety sow." ... Do you mean to ay,' exclaimed rTLunevtnat BDly U hersT "He is at present with your father in the library, dear," replied ber mother. Almee departed nastily. Almee," her mother called after her, "you are on no account to interrupt AFTERNOON EXCEPT 8ATUBDAT, WEEK-DA- T - " noluAlmSeT EES siTS iSaXEFR don'e'wonder.. These professors - neverdo grasp anything," chuckled Almee. "We've beaten. Diana and Bertram!. 'They're to be married In London next week." . like tliiiti I. andilly-TrTnw3- 5 you. Dad will marry all four of us with splendId..4niposure and dignity. There's jiothing to be afraid ot Dad Is at his best In emergencies like that." "l do love dignity." said Georglno of," sighed Georgina, "after the horrors we went through ! Did you ever hear what became of that woman you told me aboutthe wife of the bur glar?" ".Never heard a word more of her J gratefully. , "Don't sny nasty things to me on I think she got away." "It all seems like some fearful nightmy wedding day. You'll get all the ghiiddered-her-eouslgjiHy-y-on wfinT. When you einerge ie .rar.e.or..a . lure bishop, after the' wedding breakfast, the ca you'll wipe It off your memory Geor gia dear. But I never shall I The Tinge with tbe.ttfo fat borsea.wlll.be will convey you to greatest time I ever had In mv life. ; you waiting far " Jlhev traja, aii(l then away forwTiere The Joy of llxtngiGeorgter Lady 4lld you' say you were going?" Scroope suddenly entered the room. "Children." she. said gravely, "In five "Closeniinster," said Georgina rapturbusiy. niduc"i mlnutesestart'forhrchapeL"'7"" Almee bolted Jnto her room, foled as assistant to the prebendary In ' six weeks time. I was so glad when lowed by her mother. . ue he suggested we should go st once "Do you set 'em yetr' whispered to the place where later his duties will He. There, under the shadow of that att applecheeked woman eagerly. The red poppies In her bonnet quivered as glorious old cathedral'' ... on . . .V. raura t. j auerseu "You'll spend an Idyllic, sedate honnptoe, Tn staff of th Scroop Towers household was eymoon," satl,AimeetHow perfect dear. Aren't you grateful to met If grouped on either aid ot th great porch, behind ths assembled guests. d The woman was Mrs. it hadn't peentbr my stunt, you might have .missed a whole llfe'a happiness. Sunning of ivy cottage, Stanhoe; th ' BtR Billy and -" only envoy from th Jervaulx district ' ou'r going through to, Bajnslch Ber eyes sparkled, shs clutch oh the car, aren't you, n'ear! - Alex- iy to ner oreasi a large bag of rice, a barbarous enstom still permitted at ander told m ' . . 8cwopa,:;'1 rf "Thera's Aunt Erythea said Alme and Billy suddenly Tni glad mummlt Induced ths smerged from th .porch at speed, foHowed old terror to come." " "Who la that with harr doaely by Alexander and Georgina, and conMr. Hiving-to- imld cheer; , flower-peta"Mynaw' uncle-ln-laHe's a peach I Aunt seems to be fetti Mrs. Sunning, with shrttt cry, ; retting bo with him splendidly. ' Look opened her batteries. r Alexander and Ooorgint, swerving at her back I .Who's th funny little man that seems half asleep, over by to the right climbed hit, th waiting " thecedarr " carriage. Billy, escaping through the w munnurea shower of rice, shot past to tlx car. wpu, ..ryL :.r ttr h cried to th chauffeur, - nr- ELLIOT and OWENS LAND MERCHANTS 214 West Center. ' Phone 86 DOCTOR D. D. Boyer 'Osteopath It'-- '''exanllTs10e ' ABRAMS ELETRONIC . . DIAGNOSIS apple-cheeke- 1-- -- v and ed-gr- r - TREATMENT v bj n. '.' i -- ;eat 346 No; University "'Avenue ,.-- ( . , . - |