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Show T THE PRO VP HERALD, FRIDAY, APRIL 7, 1922. - 0QIIIIUS EDGEGATE- l1 i3Cvo2I Xk2Lr-T"- 7ui ST ,f 2 Z77oj - . - , . , - GilDtj jcvg ishfrA Jlistzxixc to xoz zrs? rvr ' J) I or J jrri WorM Color PrUMM Co.. " iwn r WpfA -' I00LPM i ww-- SURPRISED' WHeM 3 feet 6oHNft . . COKrteCR . Win Bt g o' HeLhtAS Trlli OFF ftT THftT HfiUfcHiy r- To ft! S aeVecMfsiUftF fu W HEN ( , VW ' J mI QCy. a rl CV,t J tt Uult.lt ' Vi7 JSiF zsricxj J . Luke McGlook, the Brainy BEAN Boy ioViit ' BY LOUIS RICHARD citZHrfT poor -- :H""e 1. "'" ' He Shorn Sympathy for the Fellow Who Tried to Stop the Brick! I 9lft - ,M By Carl'Ed QiflU H The - He'. me. vth woofej boll w. .. JvT - By Carl Ed AND NOW BEN SAYS, "DOWN WITH THE RUBBER TRUST" IT 0 VOW VyKT I see Irv t Look, IT o ri AMD ' Voofc 1 Vou'LC 1 1 J- " fc 3 Tke Toingr Practitioner. "W3. Bloom." a physician asked a foqsg Colleague who was just startnt In, "tow's your practice?" "In tka mornings practically no one omet," was the reply, "and in the aft- moon flu rush falls of a bit." s' fr IIUUYBOB Nothing to Fer. Suitor What Is It you hare to say Lore Finds a Way. The man and the bride were among the 50 or so men and brides awaiting to me? Her Little Brother You needn't be their turns at the Marriage Bureau In afraid to propose to sister. I heard the Municipal Building. her tell ma she was going to refuse "I'm half a dollar short," said the man to the city official who receives you. the $2 fee. "Whafll I do?" "Sorry I can't help you. buddy," was the answer, "but the law doesn't permit any rate cutting. You'll have to get the money somehow." An hour later the man and the bride were back. They had the required $2. "Where'd you get it?" inquired the city officer. "Borrow from friends?" "We didn't "Naw," said the man. know nobody to borrow from. So we went out and hocked the wedding ring." PfNCOlCTURES afe Fruitless Victory. Madge How's Dolly getting along?" Marjorie Only so so. She got her divorce, but is unable to collect the alimony." 0 A The Main Question. A man was arrested on the charge of robbing another of his watcu. It was said that he had thrown a bag over his victim's head, strangled und "Don't you understand? You have robbed him. There was so little evidence, however, that the Judge quick- been acquitted. You are free. Get out!" shouted the Judge. ly said: "Well," stammered the man, "do I "Discharged!" The prisoner stood still In the dock, have to give him back his watch?" 0 amazed at being given his freedom so Foresight. soon. Friend Why don't you write a book "You are discharged," repeated the about that little home town of yours? Judge. "You can go." Penfleld I'd like to, but I might Still no word from the prisoner, who have to go back there some day. stood staring at the judge. TRUE TO LIFE Cyclonic Airs. "Sometime," said Uncle Eben, ' a man tries to put on airs he gita M se'f all mussed up 'cause be aiat md isfled wif nuffln leas dan a hoirtcaau 0 j "Fire hundred elephant are needei every year for making billiard batltkj "How strange that people can teacl such great beasts to do such defeat work." . DRAWING LESSONS FOR OUR KIDDIES mtW THAT WE AUR LITTLE DAN'T AFTEN SEE 'f PAST-PRESENTHE WAN T. WHO BLEW out twt ( i Come, pown i J i . til MM.' , I ! IIS A NOW HA WHO ffAVf TOO MUCH 7ffj?ir) TimAmi msmiriiwidooM m S77Y THE: JO ;1 SON HE OAS wlj t 'jii i 'I i iw m - im jit i : mi i -- m . - '''as A s""" not see this little friend very often, but. QU do get to hear linn a Ipt. Mr. Katydid is very hard to And because Of his color) and you have to look very close to see him swinging. on a blade Ofl grass. Ho is just ;l LanJ to catch as his cousin the grasshopper, Jkoq he can both jump and llv. The nrAi time you hear one, just try iwu can fiud ipijpipi, im ,Tfgtrtl4' CPJT- - - Voir may r.il t hyi t j |