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Show THE PROVO HERALD, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 22, 1522. mind that allows the body to rest by not feeding it the distillate poisons of continual worry and dissension; a mind that can contemplate the past, the present and the future without losing its Published by The Herald Company, Provo. Utah. EVERT MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY. equilibrium, without once displaying haste to seize' upon some new E. C. Rodgeri, Editor and Publisher. stimulus causitive of nervous reaction that is the sort of mind 1. A. Owens, Advertising Manager. Harry Butler, Circulation Manager. that keeps in tune the multitudinous parts and particles of the tutermountaln Advertising Representative, Leo L. Let In, Ness Bldg., Salt Lake body and allows them to function with the least wear and tear. THE PROVO HERALD Entered as second class mall matter June rroTO, vimu, unuer mo m mmivu o, , 1911, at the postotflce ion. $3.60 the yaar, 30 Mbtcrtptlon pricn Sworn Circulation Dreadful! cent the Dog Kept Busy Gathering Eggs month 'ocrr; 1915 On Dsve Anderson's chick en ranch near Petalum. Calif., is an Airedale terrier Terrible! h Wffr: named fride, that has been trained by Gladys Kenny to pride carries gather eggs, one egg at a time and aver ages more than a bucketful each day, seldom breaking Vice, crime, foul treasons, startagems, wiles and allurements of the evil one have invaded the national capital. That is to say Dr. Wilbur Crafts, head of the reform bureau, declares this dread ful condition to exist. Perhaps he is right. We note with shivering, shame and ab-horance the facts upon which he bases his disturbing judgment, the same having been exposed to the country. "Washington. March 6. Three pairs of feminine limbs, silken clad and shapely, demonstrating hoisery in a downtown store, brought policemen in a riot call today to break up a mob of curious curb gazers. Why should senators waste time going off to investigate Muscle Shoals with such seductive seditions going on right under their noses? What is the matter with congress and the league of n nations and the League that such things are permit , Of OS THE LAVISH F8B1 HAND. The Lord admires a cheerful giver the one that never stops that don't axpire to own a flivver, but gives an' gives until be drops. The scripter, too, advises lendin' on a mighty generous scale she hits that I should till I'm minus all my keep kale. The Good Book set, the chronic Jinx that lost becauss he's always square, may stack up like a Wall Street snoozer treasures golden over there. And when you se a feller, one that, ain't got any coat you want to be a cheerful giver and let him have ver nannv roat. You recollect the lajrs of travel, with some .toor but ornery scamp jest grab his arm, an bit the gravel, tow him quick right into camp. If you should find a hungry brother, rattlin' in his starvin' nine, pass yer roil you'll find another, way off on the other side. The cheerful giver, cheer . ful loser, or the cheerful lendin' gent, will never face no grim accuser in the t -- J. UIII'lO heaven where he's went The world is fuU of admonitions, fer the cheerful folks to do bat them that follers the conditions, I find out is mighty few. Your own UNCLE JOHN. CAN YOU DO IT? One of our readers has asked us to put this puzzle up to the rest of our readers: Take the number of your living brothers, double tbe amount, add to it three, multiply by five, add to it the number of your living sisters, multiply by ten, add the number of deaths of brothers and subtract 150 from the result The right figure will be the number of deaths, the middle will be the number of living sisters and the left will show the number of living brothers. Try it r-rrni- AT SALT LAKE SALT LAKE CITY, March U- -J El Kalaa temple, Mystic Shrini. 4 . 1 hnld it inrinr Mromnni..i m viuuiiiai JH n Auditorium on Richards street .3 The Shrine band will furniah Shriners wUl be present from Oi uugan, rivTu, rnce and 0 From the afternoon service th ers will march to the Hotel Utah dinner, uie ceremonial 14 be pietea later. me Aiarai uras "circus will . Thnranav. Marcn --3(1-, In iha Biienitii when Dlustrious Potentate Arthnri Wherry, will lead the way to W ville park, escorted by the ban4 J patrol, and caravan of the follow of islam arrayed in native robes. T tun win ne a continuous perfo: H. M. AYER8 WELDING until 11:8 p. m., April 8. The Di We welding and cutting. Amusement company oi Chicago weld anything made of metal. Work conduct the indoor circus, aided N. 42 service. class First guaranteed. abetted by Utah sbrmers. tf Fourth West Provo. Phone 688J. Anti-Saloo- ted? the moment, forget all about the in Russia, the tariff, the bonus situation the treaty, And everything else, and demand the veiling of those deadly - Ilouso Building lino is Weil may the nation, for four-pow- er I 24 inches of 'em exposed below a provocative curtain. To what a pass have we come that the female of the species thus may boldly confirm the dictum of the poet? Does not the emancipated woman of today know, is Dr. Crafts well knows, that St. Anthonys are rare and far between, so to speak 7 The country should stand with Dr. Crafts. Mobs are danger to limbs ous things. They become excited, reckless, filled with every kind of passion that escaped from poor curious Pandora's box. It well might take artillery to stop what that Washington hoisery display has started or may at any time start. a 8OPHOM0RE8 GIVE PARTY. CIDER BRINGS FINE. SPANISH FORK, March 22. The Sophomore class of the local high school gave a "Kiddie" party Saturday evening at the gymnasium. The guests wore "kiddie" costumes, juvenile dances and games were enjoyed We hear much and read columns and whole books upon the followed by refreshments suitable for folks served cafeteria style. A .subject of longevity. Out of each we glean just enough to know little crowd attended. old do live to what we call a but as to large some How To Live Long ' that The time to build the home that you have been planning is here. You will want the plans made and work age, people ripe gland secretions were casual, or what extraordinary of living was an enabling factor, we come away not one started as soon as possible, so that you may enjoy a home of your own this summer. AMERICAN FORK, March 22. Possession of a barrel of cider, which on analysis by the state chemist, showed a 7 per cent alcoholic content, resulted in a sentence of $75 fine or 75 days in jail on John Howe. Howe is serving the jail term. Howe pleaded guilty when he learned the result of the analysis. May we assist you in your preparations? vhat strange manner whit the wiser. This one attributes his 107 years to pipe smoking took up the habit at the tender age of seven and never left the pipe for the vulgar cigarette. A centeenarian somewhere distant, claims 110 years as his reward for always sleeping in the open. A Kentucky mountaineer says she never wore shoes, and that she is 103. A Turk, whose memory of events that happened ISO years ago Back of Western Industries can not be overlooked, is still ft public porter and says his life of hard labor has given him the magic secret. So it goes. One used no alcohol, another drank his three times a day ; one never ate meat, another ate no vegetables : one took daily exercises that would terrify the ordinary person, another ntTSbve if he could help it. What is one to conclude from it H? v Here is the solution, near-centenaria- mtuoe towurd Question all these centenarians and "What has been the nature of your mental life? Kaave you lived a life of worry and regret, or haveyou been happy in just living?" Their answers, coushed in whatever varied symbolistic terms they may be, will contain the essentials of the prescription if, not for eternal youth, at least for a long span of years in this earthly life. A quiet, even, orderly mind ; a mind that controls its myriad nerves without keeping them taut and tired; a of ST II l ii For 49 years this savings bank has participated in the establishing and building of n ii ttvri western industries, including the great beet lugar industry. It has aided in pioneering -. the way in our vast inesav- ings of our many depositors have helped to make the achievement possible. e- 4 far-reachi- fi;::iwo . - ' Per Cent Interest on Deposits. . . . LDQ CO, euo wiwm II Ml IX Mill Hill in I ! iiij Blessings Zion's Savings Bane &7BU5TGQ Salt Lake City. 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